Atwood Bee, 31 May 1907, p. 3

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. ~, --_-- --4------ _ ONE FOR THE BARRISTER. A certain well-known judge was once wwiolently allacked by a young and very impudent" counsel, To the surprise 'of everyone, the judge heard throvgh, unconscious of what was said iby those present, and made no reply. After the adjournment for the day, yand when all were assembled at the thotel where the judge and many of the jcourt folk had their refreshments, some- .jone asked the judge why he did not re- 'buke the impertinent fellow. "Permit me," said e. judge, loud enough to attract the attention of the 'whole company, among whom was the tbarrister in question. "Permit me to tell 'you a little story.. My Tather, when he ived in the country, had a dog--a mere puppy, I may say. Well, this puppy Sa, "DODDS | OUNG MEN | WANTED--POR FIRE- men and brakemen; experience un- necessary; over 500 positions open atthe gry time; high wages; rapid promo- lion to engineers and conductors; $75 |o B200.per month; instructions by mail at your home withewt interruption with present occupation; we assist each stu- dent in securing a posrNon; don't delay; write to-day for free cataiogue, instruc- lions and epplication blatik. National Railway Training School, Inc., 1432 K., Buston Block, Minneapolis, Minn , U.S.A, 1 CANADIAN PACIFIC IRRIGATED FARMS SUNNY ALBERTA Before deciding where to locate in the West, let us tell you about these lands. The best wheat fields, the richest grazing land, are in this province. Write us for full information about crops, climate and special railroad rates. Local representative wanted in each cornty. Telfer & Osgood Eastern Selling Agents, zo: CORISTINE BUILDING, MONTREAL. 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Strange Affliction to "Which French Family is Subject. The other day Mme. Bleroli, who is a hard-working woman of 50, went, it is soid, with tears in her eyes to beg the Inca] police commissary to suggest some remedy by which she might Le cured of her propensity for hand-walk- ing. The official, suspecting that he had a lunatic to deal with, had her Kept under observation while he made en- quiries. The neighbors all replied that there was no doubt of the woman's sanity. "It is an awful affliction," she said, "My health has "given way under it. Qutside the house I am all right, but us soon as I! set foot inside the door the old feeling comes over me. My hands are attracted toward the door as if by some magnetic force. As soon os my hands come in contact with the floor 1 fee] myself compelled to walk upon them. My brother and son suffer in the same way." This last stalement was too much for magisterial credulity, so both men were fetched from their work and examined. They described their symptoms, which were identical with the woman's and acded that they, too, felt quile well oul- side of the house. The son, who works in an office, pointed to corns on the psalms of his hands. the consequence of the frequency of this eccentric form of daily exercise, Additional proof was furnished by all three afflicted persons making the circuit of the room several, times on their hands. : The commissary is still puzzled and has ordered a doctor to examine the strange trio. ---- ee es "7 thank you, madam, for your hospi- tality. Your kindness brings tears of "Tis a hard, cruel world, and I, a harmless member of society, am hunted down by ils myrmi- dons of the law simply because I. bear a resemblance to a balloon." "A bal- loon! 1 fail lo see the resemblance, my man." "Probably so, madam; but you see, like the balloon, I have no visible means of support !" It takes eleven complete processes to make a needle. The first is gauging the wire, and the last are drilling the eyes, finishing the points. and papering. Each needle will pass through the hands of over a score of workmen. The Caspian Sea is the largest inland body of water in the world. It is 740 miles long, and its area is about 140,000 square miles. It is at present rapidly diminishing in size. Much distress and sickness in chil- dren is caused by worms. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator gives re- lief by removing the cause. Give it a trial and be convinced. THE WAY OF IT. : "No; my wife is busy decid- ing the places where I sha'n't go." Holloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds of corns and warts, reot and branch. Who, then would endure them wilh such a cheap and effectua] remedy within -reach? It's an undisputed fact that some men do not have any more sense when they get married than they\did when they were born. <) TONS OF IRON consumed each "year in medi- ne, In "Ferrovim," the best tonic, it is so cleverly manipulated that the weak and got all possible nourishment and benefit from it. Harvard, founded in 1636, three miles west of Boston, is the oldest University in the United States. There are over 0,000 students, . We have no hesitation in saying that Dr, J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial is without doubt the best medicine ever introduced for. dysentery, diarrhoea, cholera and all summer complaints, sea sickness, etc. It promptly gives relief and never fails to effect a positive cure, Mothers should never be without a bot- ~* |Paise high ne. royal standard! - 'Shame not thy ao birth; y might sustain, <A world 's/8 Nc alien hand thy hand shall lead; - | Then rally round the olden Thou'lt bow no servile knee, fl The loved red, while and blue; fi |Let traitors scheme, or boasters brag, ~ 'To Canada prove true, Float. on, O flag of Empire vast! Long may those colors wave O'er many 4 blood-bought henttage; O'er many a hero's grave. The grandeur of thy fame doth light The ds our fathers won; 4 \The noblest gift which valiant sire mn. MRS. LENORA BODENHAMER. Mrs. Lenora Bodenhamer, R.F. D. L., x 99, Kernersville, N. C., writes: _ "I suffered with stomach trouble and indigestion for some time; and nothing that I ate agreed with.me. I was very nervous and experienced a continual feeling of uneasiness and fear. I took medicine from the doctor, bul it did me no good. "| found in one of your Peruna books a description of 'my. symptoms. I then wrote to Dr. Hartman for advice. He said I had catarrh of the stomach. |! took Peruna and Manalin and followed his directions and can now say that | feel as well as 1 ever did. "I hope that all who are afflicted with the same symptoms will take Peruna, as it has certainly cured me." The above is only one of hundreds who have written similar jelters to Dr. Hartman. Just one such case as this entitles Peruna to the candid consider- alion of every one similarly aMicted. I this be true of the testimony of o person what ought to be the testimony cf hundreds, yes thousands, of honest, sincere people. We have in our files a great many other testimonials. j-$--___--_ TIME FOR CHEERS. Mr. Pedagog: "Obsequies are--well, now, if I should mect with a fatal acci- dent what would we have ?" 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