e t t SKEPTICS. When your old dad was as little as you Was he likely to do Dear, dear! You mustn't- believe ajJ tha stories you When dad and his playmates were nice Uttle boys ' The first of their joys Was giving To a? little children Pike Gnd: wees peed be Gave all of bie Hey? Fog What do you fa: Your mother has some aA 'em now, put away? tuch nerve was unknown in my day! I'll bound! Kou imps have been snoopisg and prying around. When daddy was young he wa deaf, -- and blind 'Oo pranks unrefined. ie d a serious mind. me pais no attention to girts and their iad gave ui Mn thus to Dis tankn ond hte books. Hey? Her? What od you se Yea, mother was raised . the very same way. You found an old letter and rend it? My t We used to spank children for mischief like that! --Harper's Magazine. --_---- A Host of Old. you "Bo are William Norman. Are you wel] up op this part of the coun- try?" "Yes. Why?' "Ob, nothing. I always like to see a Bill posted." Too Much For the Bird A trained ostrich recently disconcert- ed its exhibitor at a musiv hall by con- tinually endeavoring to break away from all restraint and to climb over the footlights into the or>bestra. The widely advertised act came to a sud- den end, ong the professor emerged from behind the curtain gnd apoloziz- these words: "Lydies and gentlemen, I ham very sorry to disappoint you this heavening. We are compelled to tease our hengagement until the man- agement hengages a pew orchestra leader. The one at present hemployed 'ere 'as no 'oir on top of 'is 'ead and my bird fakes it fogs hegg."--Tit- Bits, Judged by His Compan "Yes, sin" said old De ey a | [nage @ man by the company he " eeps. "Thank you," rejoined young Would- bee. "Thank me!" excinimed the ojd man. "Why should you thank me?" "Excuse me," said the young man, "but 1 thought you had in mind the fact that I haye been keeping company with your daughter for nearly 9 year." --Bostop Sunday Post. An Ancient Example. Samson was carrying aay the gates 0; "If you fellows have any curiosity to know what a wide open town looks like," he said to the gazers on the out- bide, "here's your chance." But they took Samson for a strong hrm man and fied for their lives.--Chi- tago Tribune. Our Distressing Tongue "You say, madam, that you 'wish to Qivorce your husband. What is the bause, may I ask?" "Well, your honor, he bas been fiy- ing pretty high of late." "And what, may | ask, is your hus- band's business?" "He's an aviator."--Chicago Record- Herald. Out to Learn Some Way. Hewitt--There is one thing about it. Jewett--And what is that? Hewitt--Either I must get elected to the legislature or take a correspond- ence course in grafting.--New York Press. Sport. ---- children, how was the game pineal We broke three windows and @ lamppost and got chased by the cops!""--Brownlng's Magazine, in a Critical State. What's the matter, old k. am through a blamed Had my allowance cut!--Puck. On the Road. "Mandle spends her whole life in "Like a lily of the field, isn't she?' "H'm, not exactly! True, she foils got, but she spins."--Life. One Rules For Ali. "[d like to know how long girls d@hould be courted." '"Just the same way as short girls." Spokesman-Review, ee natiye is thus described 4 editorially i The a 5 ranean: | A ac ----- of the German | Crown Prince's tour in India has been ed for the actions of his pet in abcut | blades a dominion which is SHOWING THE PRINCE KAISER'S ELDEST SON WAS EN- TERTAINED IN INDIA, Nizam of Hyderabad Held a Great Review |n the City of Swords When Crown Prince Handled a Native Cavairy Brigade--Has Learned the Fighting Capacity of the Eastern Empire. During his recent visit to India the German Crown Prince reviewed the native troops of the Nizam of Hydera- 'bad, and handled a cavalry brigade pen op 4 Rpg pageantry of the visit to the City of the Swords. At Hyderabad, in the centre of the |most important of the feudatory | states, the Kaiser's heir reviewed the native troops, himself handled a cayv- alry brigade, and he -- = | pleasure at the efficiency of th | hoeuvres. The whole incident ot $f extraordinary interest. Far and wide through the Near East and Asia, since the achievements of ; 1870, has run the fame of man | prowess, and every representative of that empire is regarded with more consideration in consequence. It iz a lesson for ourselves. Oriental men in the twentieth century, as of old, still worship excellence in the wield- ng of arms and armies, and our own dominion in the vast Peninsuja would spoon crumble if it were not for the obvious firmness of its military foun- dations. A distinguished soldier used to say that we held "India "by the swagger of Tommy Atkins,' whose obvious courage and self- confidence were, and are, more of an Imperial asset than is usually realized. That ri ig not so all-important as it No extent of force would maintain us in India without the progressive wisdom of our adininistration. Yet it is stiil essential to remember that throughout the east power is still the oho guarantee of authority. This be- 30, we may imagine all the stir 'nes has eenned to the crown prince's ex es in a native state a? cameckicasity varies traditions. In their guest and visitor the Nizam and his subjects saw the heir of = reatest war-lord in the work ve no doubt thut when the crown prince himself led the Nizam's equed- rons, their eyolutions excited evi dences of enthusiasm to which the immobile East rarely gives way. Hy- erabad i a famous setuing for puch a sce To basin with, ° it is the capital of the second most important Moham- | ynedan state in the world. The Nizam | is a very proud monarch. He is sone: | thing between a feudatory and an a_ly, | In the heart of the Deccan his an- | cestors carved out with Sg at we nigh as large as all Great Britain, and to-day the Nizam rules over more sub- | jects than any Moslem Sovereign ex- cept the Sultan. This fact alone may convey some sense of the magnitude of that splendid system of feudatory states, in og Soa Nizam shines sa premier, under the Jmperial Crown. What will ecakabiy jave fascinated the imagination of the Kuaiser's heir, like that of other men, is the infinite variety of India, regarded in its mili- tary aspect alone. Hyderabad is cail- ed the City of the Swords, because its inhabitants, though to a less extent now than formerly, are hung with arms like Albanians, and their bazars are stuffed with all manner of fighting Among native forces the Nizam's army is conspicuously good. The core of the troops maintained by two or three other princes is also soundly | disciplined, but it is to be hoped that | inspection of the more serious side <i | military life has not prevented the | crown prince from making acquaint- goce with the more traditional and | disorderly leyies which at many of the | courts are still among the most "be- | wildering and bewitching sights in the world | Successive epochs of history seem to | pass visibly before us rainbow-crested color. squadrons jingling in chain mail, such | as they 8 have worn in the days | of Marco Polo. There are marching battalions * men in thick-waddel quilting, a kind of soft armor which Alexander may have seen more than | two thousand years ago in his cam- paigns beyond the Indus. There are troops, with swords and bucklers anJ | iron caps and flowing robes of and green, very like many of the light- | armed auxiliaries that must have 6warmed among the miscellaneous | hordes of Xerxes. | These arrays have no military value, but they bring before the mind as nothing else does a sense of the tena- cious gee! oi Asiatic custom and | of the fighting aspect of tumultuou- since sugk to! of course, in| these many hued spectacles, nor even among the sterner pageants which the Nizam can marshaly that the German erown prince will learn to realize whay 'very few in Europe really understand, the stolid fighting weight and poten- tial military capacity of India. For that demonstration the heir of tho Hohenzollerns will depend upon his experiences in the nort The chivalrous clans of the Rajputs 'are still grouped round their rock fastness or strongholds towering from the sand. Most conservative of In- dian races as fullest of the sense of immemorial tradition, they are in ber and fidelity second to none on arth. oe tradition is of the con- conte consuming valor that took wideaih before dishonor" for 4 motto the utter extremity & its meanir in waves of, Theo. 'again, further north, is 'the Ghurkas and Sikhs. Lord Roberts has always been. convinced that thesa tribes, properly brigaded with British battalions, co' <A Jase any imaginab'e military r does this ee by any means ot compass of j subject. . 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