Atwood Bee, 10 Sep 1915, p. 7

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THE ONLY CUREFOR A WEAK STOMACH Indigestion and Similar Troubles Must be Treated Through the Blood. main force they move on the food still indi- gested. That weakens the whole sys- tem, uses up the natural juices and leaves the stomach and bowels parch- ed and sore. It is actually a cause of indigestion--not a cure. Others try pre-digested foods and peptonized drugs. But drugs which digest the food for the stomach really weaken its power and makes the trouble chronic. The digestive organs can . never do the work properly until they are strong enough to do it themselves. Poe MAKING PUNS OF party 2 course of the walk one of them, no- in physics Payn. ai 'THE ANGUISH OF THE FIRST ft " "DAYS AT SCHOOL. How to Awake _ Fresh as a Daisy | oe From Literature. of Some of the Crimes Which Are Perpetrated. No other remedy acts the same. If the men who would make a pun| Works while you sleep, smooth, silent, would pick a pocket, what are we to| effective. Cures the worst h makes jokes upon proper names? He| pens when you use Dr. Hamilton's may not know it, but he is ripe for| Pills. For wind or pain in the stom- penal servitude, says the London| ach nothing works better. No bad Globe. Everybody with a name upon| taste left behind, no furred tongue, which punning is possible remembers|mo more dizzy spells or bilious fits the anguish of the first days at school | after taking Hamilton's Pills, All the when, trembling wretch, he had to| old costiveness, frightful dreams and disclose his unfortunate cognomen to| nervous disorders disappear as a ship inquisitorial bigger boys, and watch-|in the night. The appetite is sharpen- ed with apprehension as the possibili- ed up, takes on a keen edge. You en- Nothing can give the stomach that! ties of the name for word play|Joy your meals, relish and digest power but the new, rich, red blood so abundantly supplied by Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. So the reason for the success of this medicine is plain. Nothing can stimulate the glands and nothing can absorb the nourishment from the food but pure red blood. And Dr. Williams' Pink Pills surpass all other medicines in giving that new, rich blood. Miss B. E. Johnson, Hemford, N.S., says: "For months I was a great sufferer from indigestion; food of any kind was distasteful to me, and after eating I would suffer much. Naturally I grew weak and was but a shadow of my former self. I was taking a doctor's prescription, but it did not help me in the least. Then I read of a case similar to my own cured through the use of Dr. Williams'. Pink Pills-and.I.decided to try this medicine. By the time I had taken six boxes the trouble had en- tirely disappeared, and I could eat heartily of all kinds of food. More than this I found my general health greatly improved through the use of the Pills. can therefore strongly recommend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills as a cure for indigestion." You can get these Pills through any dealer in medicine or by mail, post paid, at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wil-!' liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. * A CHINESE JACOB. --_-- Took His Teacher's Advice and Thus Gained the Emperor's Favor. How Hsien Feng, winning his fa- ther's favor after the manner of Jacob, reigned in his stead and has- tened the swift decline of the Man- chu dynasty in China, is told by Messrs. E. Backhouse and J. 0. P. Bland in "Annals and Memoirs of the Court of Peking." Toward the end of his reign, Tao _ | Theodore himself) invited to the house brought a delighted grin to the ques-|them. Strength and buoyant spirits tioner. And the sorrow's crown of|Teturn. You feel good, you look like sorrow was that every puerile humor-| Your old self again with bright eyes ist made exactly the same pun; so|#"d rosy cheeks. The best guarantee 'that to the indignity of having one's of good health and old age that man name made the subject of jest and and woman can have is the regular mirth was added the intense ennui|US¢ of this family Pill. Suited to all produced by listening to the same not | ®8€%» you should get a few 25c. boxes too brilliant jeu d'esprit over and from the drug store and keep them oyer again. Schoolboys are very ten- handy. . Remember the name,--Dr. acious of anything that appeals to amilton's Pills of Mandrake and their crude sense of humor; and the Butternpt. No substitute so good as unhappy new boy was never allowed the genuine. to hear the last of the exquisite joke. There are certain formul# about name jokes in the ranks of our regu- lar army. Every recruit called Mur- phy is immediately rechristened "Spud'--the derivation is obvious. a Pr a ae her-own dressmaking, because they | believe that he must of necessity be- hee th easy to make. A pattern that 'long to the famous Romany family.| "°° the smartest of the Empire feat- ; All Clarks (or Clarkes) are "Nobby," No. oe oy -- are: 'paltiehtaiag a S : 3 as a simple wais Heyl applicability of this nickname) J ith removable chemisette with high ystery. neck or square outline. The collar is In the Days of Theodore Hook . and his merry friends jokes upon pro- per names were quite the thing; and, | while the auditors grinned, the vic- ,tim bore the infliction with as. much | dignity. as he could summon up. As ja specimen of Hookian wit of this | kind the following may serve: "A hu- | morist of this epoch {I am not quite sure whether it was the sprightly 7 EMPIRE GOWNS HOLD THEIR OWN. Empire dresses of very simple cut are extremely fashionable and will be welcomed by the woman who does of a Mr. Pepper, greeted his host with _ the words: "How happy you must be, | Mr. Pepper, to see your friends all | mustered!" A better instance, per- ; haps, is Hook's impromptu when a | tax collector called Winter was seen | to be at the door: Here comes Mr. Winter collector of es | I advise you to pay him whatever he e axes. ; You had much better pay him without ) & popege are ~* PROPER NAMES) cits ossieret itt easiest Constipation Gone! | E <: say of the abandoned creature who/or constipation. This is what hap- C \GINSENG r = FARM FOR RENT. CONSULT on my qd in tho best sections of On SAT] sizes _F_W- NEWSPAPERS FOR SALE. ING NEWS AND JOB e in good Ontario c- i E L on to Wilson Publis 5 pany. .73 West Agelaide Bt. Toronto. - FOXES FOB SALE. mB o2 | west border of Northern Rhodesia. GILLETT giving particulars of the death of his son, Norman, who was killed by a lioness while acting as a scout on the north- While riding ahead of a party of na- oo S--ONE SILVER BLACK, male; one 85 per cent. female. Pair tee: ae eo ers we . ces, . '2 aterville, Kings Co.. NS. oo MISCELLANEOUS. . ANCER. 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Agency, Station 8417, University Block, Syracuse, N.Y. :|Sore struck him on the left side round to the spine before suceumbing to her own wounds. Mr. Sinclair's injuries were so severe that he died the fol- lowing morning. A Cemetery Cough. An old man was_ leaning against ok : ' Absolutely Pai Marine Engines KERM atH the walls of a cemetery not long ago, and, being tired, he sat down, to rest on one of the stone seats that are placed at the gates of a cemetery. Cc No cutting, no plas-|The old man had a very bad cough, orns he ee ge a and it was while he was in a bad fit the sore spot lof coughing that a young. man ap. Go ! makes the corn go proached him. Thinking he would B : without pain, Takes |take a rise out ef the old man he out the sting over-night. Never fails | said: "T'll tell you, old man, you've --leaves no scar. Get a 25c. bottle of | gota cemetery coffgh." "Maybe," re- Putnam's Corn Extractor, to-day. plied the old man, with a knowing wink in his eye, "but there's lots in Hew She Played. that cemetery that would be glad of Mary--Mrs. Delaney says her little, my cough." girl has learned to play the piano in no' time. Minard's Iiniment Relieves Neuralgia. . Alice--Yes, I heard her playing, just that way the other day. Force of Habit. 3 We gazed pityingly on the listless Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere. drug store clerk leaning against the Fall Term Opens September ist. LLIOTT 734 Yonge St., TORONTO. A High Grade School. None Better in Canada. Write for New College Announcement. Highest Cash Prices Paid for We are the largest buyers of inseng in America and have the greatest demand for it. We can therefore pay you the highest cash soda counter. Helping a Lady. "Haven't-you--any ambition?" we "Jack, I wish you'd come to see! queried, kindly and all that. me occasionally." "No," he replied, with brightening "Why, Vanessa, I thought you were) intelligence; "but I have something engaged to Algernon Wombat?" just as good." "No; but I think I could be if I get up a little brisk competition." Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. ler the control of the Department of Und ONTARIO se ode veri a Soren VETERINARY 110 University Ave, TORONTO, ONT... CAN. COLLEGE College Reopens Friday, October ist, 1915. Write Dept. D. for Calendar. E. A. A. Grange, V.S., M.S., Principal. prices. -If you have any wild or 'cultivated Ginseng, write for our | latest price list, or ship what you "have and pore will submit you our' 'David Blustein & Bro. 162 W. 27th St., NewYork, U.S.A. "Overstern" V Bottom ¢ 55 08 Motor Boat 4 4 4 4 < Q 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 a 4 4 ¢ 4 , Ee 4 ' 4 ' : 4 4 . Freight Prepaid to any Railway Station in Ontario. Length 15 Ft., m 8 Ft. 9 In., Depth 1 Ft. 6 In. ANY MOTOR FITS. \Gpecification No. 2B giving engine prices on request. Get our quotations on--"The Penetang Line" Commercial and Pleasure Launches, Row boats and Canoes. ! HE GIDLEY BOAT CO., LIMITED, PENETANG, CAN. is Kuang, concerned as to the succession, | any flummery, had almost decided to confer it upon, Though Winter's his name his pro- his favorite son, Prince Kung, a! ceedings are summary. young man much superior in charac- | ter and intelligence to him who event-|\ This form of punis no new one, ually became heir to the throne. It indeed. Even in the seventeenth cen- happened, however, that the latter's tury it rankly flourished. During the tutor, Ts'ao Chenung, knew of the! protectorate some of the late king's emperor's predilection, and, desiring. adherents, drinking together, would to enhance his own position, cast' follow a crum of bread with a draught about for some means of inducing the' of wine, and then utter the pious I sovereign to change his mind and con- | wish: GASES IN WARFARE. Are the Most Virulent and Irritant of Poisons. That the Germans were determined to break the agreement of the Hague Convention by which the powers pro- mised to abstain from the use of all asphyxiating gases is evident from - circular and the sewed-in sleeves can ~~ "eo pag og patent -- = fer the succession upon his pupil. dae : . be made full length or shorter as pre-;°°rds show that Krupps patented a The emperor, following the dynastic God Send This Comm Well Down!" | terred. The four-gore skirt finishes gun for throwing poisonous gas tradition, had given orders one day No follower of Oliver could possibly | at the top with an upstanding frill. jombs some years before the war. that his sons should go hunting in object to such an innocent wish. The pattern cuts in sizes 82 to 44 The specifications show that it would the southern park. Etiquette requir-| Even the solemnity of our law} inches bust measure, requiring in size throw a 150-pound bomb a distance of ed that a prince who had not com-, courts has been disturbed by the name} 3g, 7% yards 27-inch, 6% yards 36- 400 yards, causing the death of every- pleted his studies should ask his tutor, pun. There is a story about a cer-' inch or 5% yards 42-inch material body within a radius of 400 feet. for permission to absent himself for tain barrister whose elocution was! with % yard 12-inch net for chemis- The use of asphyxiating gases in ; the day. Hsien Feng therefore at-| not always of the clearest, especially) ette and 1 yard ribbon for belt. the form of bombs and other contriv- i tended at the lecture room in the pal- | 48 regards his aspiration. His name! Patterns, 15 cents each, miay be ob- ances is really a revival of the an- ace and found his tutor there alone.| Was Channell. Arguing a case in the tained at your local dealers or at the cient methods of warfare applied to The prince went up, and making the Admiralty Division, he left the bench| Home Pattern Company, 183-A modern conditions. The gas bomb is bow that ceremony requires, asked|in some doubt whether a certain ves-+ George Street, Toronto, Ontario. a modernized "'stink-pot," which the for leave. |sel he mentioned was the Helen or es Chinese have employed from time im- Ts-ao asked for what purpose, and, the Ellen. "Is there an 'h' in the; . A man is out of spirits when there memorial; but whereas the old Chi- h he answered: , name?" the Judge at last inquired. | isn't a drop in the house. nese "stink-pot" merely rendered men "The emperor wishes me to teke "Yes, my Lord," broke in his learned | __ unconscious, poisonous gases employ- a day's shooting." ° friend on the other side, "but it has! If wishes were horses, ed to-day are the most virulent and Ts'ao whispered to him: ,been lost in the chops of the Chan-) would want airships. irritant of poisons, and few men re- "A-ko (the Manchu word used in nell. The most fearsome and com- | cover from the effects after they have speaking of or addressing princes, Plete pun of this kind was made by| The Speaker in the British House | imhaled the gas to any extent. meaning literally, elder brother), take an examiner who had to tell a certain ,of Commons may only vote upon an my advice: when you reach the park, undergraduate the result of his viva' equal division. sit you and watch the others shoot-,voce- The undergraduate's name) ~ ing. Do not fire a shot, and give or- Was Field Flowers Goe, and he sub-, After the members of the royal ders to your huntsmen not to set any sequently attained some eminence in family, the Archbishop of Canterbury Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. traps. If the emperor asks you for the church. The verdict was, The is the first peer of the realm. | Gentlemen,--I have frequently used your reason tell him that at this Field is ploughed, the Flowers are) | _. | MINARD'S LINIMENT and also pre- e spring season it is not right to take plucked, and you, sir, can Goe!" I understand you began your life serjbe it for my patients always with life, because both birds and beasts; There is a variety of the pun upon 48 & newsboy," observed the friend the most gratifying results, and I have their young to take care of, and & name, however, that one is almost, admiringly. * No. 8989. beggars St. Isidore, P.Q., Aug. 18, 1894. \ ¢ . SS 4 AN ICE CREAM BRICK Solves the Difficulty. Ciry DAIRY ICE CREAM put up in attractive boxes is aS pop-, ular with the guest as it is convenient for the hostess. It is the ideal summer dessert. a ng pp pe bnbhbbabns nbd been ebenenseasad "No," replied the mil-| consider it the best all-round Lini- such slaughter is a violation of natur- | inclined to forgive, or at least to re- lionaire, "Some one has been: fooling | ment extant. al harmony. Take care not to quar-, gard with a certain leniency. It is) You- I began life as an infant." rel with your brothers, but do not en-; When some familiar quotation is giv- deavor to emulate them. Yours truly, ---- DR. JOS. AUG. SIROIS. He (addressing the little sister of his betrothed) --"Don't you know me, tain to win His Majesty's approval, One of the best of this kind is. attri-| little one? Who am I, then?" Little for I know His Majesty's disposition. buted to Sir William Harcourt. Lis- One (brightly) -- I know. You're my ~QOn this hinges your whole future. Be tening to a long descended baronet sister's last chance. careful; do not forget." | named Knightley descanting on the When the princes returned in the antiquity of his family, the politician evening and reported to their father, was heard to misquote a well-known only Hsi@: Feng had an empty bag. hymn as follows: If you, en an apt twist which brings in a-ko, will remember this, you are cer- | "The Cognomen of the Victim. The Peer and the Parrot. The Late Lord Selborne, who was of a very pious turn and read pray- ers regularly at home, had a favorite - parrot which was kept in one of the sitting-rooms. This bird escaped one CSET To Tao Kuang's questions he replied exactly as his tutor had told him to d 0. The emperor was delighted, and 2: ' I = DODDS | ' And Knightley to the listening earth | Recounts the story of his birth. day and was reported to be at the 'top of one of the trees at the end of Portland Place, where they lived. Sel- borne and his daughter hastened to For sale by discriminating shopltepers every where, * = as se ee eee eee eee ee eee UP said, "This is the conduct of a super-| From the United States comes the try and recover the treasure. When jor man," and from that day he de-| story of an unwilling auditor of Sena- they came to the place "Pretty Poll, cided to make him his heir. , tor Lodge, who, as the Senatorial elo- pretty Poll, come then," cries Miss Look In later years, when Tuo Kuang had quence showed no signs of ceasing, Palmer persuasively; but Poll does fer passed away, Hsien Feng raised his muttered to his neighbor: "Oh, for a not stir, The Chancellor then takes tutor to the rafk of assistant grand Lodge in some vast wilderness!" the matter up. "Stay," says he; "let the Sign. secretary, but he died before attain-| James Payn, the novelist and editor, ing to still higher honors. The em- was notoriously averse to physical ex- peror wept bitterly, and proceeded in ercise. A gentle stroll from the Corn- person to offer a sacrifice to his re- hill offices in Waterloo Place to the remains, besides conferring upon him Reform Club was the limit of his the highest' posthumous honors given pedestrianism. So it was not strange) to a Chinese during the last century. that he showed signs of acute discom-' ED. 6. me try; he knows my voice better." So, in a deep voice he says, "Pretty Poll, Poll, Poll, come, pretty Poll!" "Let us pray!" says pretty Poll from the tree-top, but does not move. Pt ISSUE 36--'15.| peinara's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc.

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