THE MIRROR Local Sport By our Sporting Scribe. Reflections Roy Brothers has been a busy man_ this | week handling the race meets at Mitchell, being held in connection with the Old Boys' Reunion. Roy is a good official and always gives satisfaction. he Stratford Cricketers made a good | showing against Waterloo the other day in Waterloo when they held the fast Sea- gram Eleven to a 68to43score. Waterloo's win brings them up to one point from Guelph, which team is leading the league. A treat is in store for fol®wers of horse racing on Wednesday, August 15th, when the Stratford Driving Club will stage a meet in Agricultural Park. Some of the | best horses in the country are coming, in- cluding those which are now racing at Mit- | chell, Elmira and London. | score. and clouted a home run, saving the situa- | | tion for the home team. first half half of the ninth inning tieing the Morenz came into bat for McIlroy Stratford-London mix will meet the winners of the Eastern Division. Pitching a no hit, norun game Billings | of St. Thomas spoiled whatever aspirations the Stratford Bards might have had of re- maining in the third series of the Southern Ontario Baseball League. - The Bards, re- freshed from their win over London here on | the holiday were bent on putting a crimp | in St. Thomas' winning streak, but nosuch | luck, for the Saints waded in and gave | This gives St. | | Thomas the Group and they will play off | | with London for the League. honors. A | Stratford a 7 to 0 beating, win for Stratford would have put them in The winner of the | qualified to enter the third round. The game here on Saturday night resulted in @ 5 to 2 score for Stratford while on Wednes- day night in Blair the locals won by a4 to3 score, capturing the round by four goals. Stratford looks good for the championship. and with baseball now off the calendar, football should receive better support. Only . a small sum of mouey was collected at last Saturday's game and it was disappointing to the officers of the club in view of the fact. that the team is making such splendid pro- gress. The members of the Stratford team are-- Stratford -- Clappison, Brookshaw and Aiteheson, H. Fisher, T. Rose and J: Bull, Sloan, W. Borthwick, D. Borthwick, A. Fisher and Barclay. You want free life and you want free -air, And you want the best place to buy a spare, : % we sell do well. With the service we give and the tires | . THE MIRROR |__ JUST, HUMOR He was a coal-black negro on trial for making whiskey. "What's your name?"' asked the judge. "Joshua, "' ; "Are you the Joshua that made the sun stop? "' "No, suh, yo'h Honah; I'se de Joshua dat made de moonshine. " Judge: "What brought you here? "' Prisoner: 'Two policemen. "' Judge: '*Drunk, I suppose? "' Prisoner, "Yes, both of them. "' Less Wages and Easier Job A young philosopher was employed in one of the stores at a salary of $6.50 per week. He told his employer one morning that he was going to leave, haying found a better place. te. ""A better place? " echoed his employer. ""What wages are you to get? "' "Six dollars a week." _ 'But that is not as much as you get here." BUSINESS DIRECTORY J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect HATS CLEANED QUICK SERVICE SENATE : 95 ONTARIO ST. Trucks for Moving and Cartage 133 Ontario St., Stratford Phone 266] Gordon Block TONY De VINCENZO, MANAGER Phone 115J Piano Moving a specialty | H. HARTUNG THOS. R. WEIR RUBBER STAMPS Phone 548 162 Nile St., Stratford | Inquiries Answered PETER BORMAN City and County Auctioneer 115 Downie St. SECURITY LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA H.. JOHN BUTLER DISTRICT MANAGER 28 Downie Street _ GEO. LYONESS Painter and Decorator Phone 1499J BOANI BOYARO -- the Barber at your service ! Clean Shop and no long waits . 18 DowNIB _| If you find Bill Keil's you will always | second position with a chance of tieing with | The Stratford Apprentices are now ready | the Saints. Six Stratford errors also helped | the Saints to win handily. to enter the playoff with London for the | leadership of the C. N. R. Western Division | Apprentice Baseball League. On Satur- | day last before a good sized crowd the local | another step in the intermediate W. F. A. | kids pulled out a 5 to 4 win over Toronto. | series this week when they defeated Blair | | | { | The visitors clouted out three runs in the | in both games of the second round and | | "No said the boy, "but then it's better to 'do less and not get so much than to do more and not get enough, "' Phone 1463 52 Wellington St. JAS. SOUTHART Quick Lunches Soft Drinks, ice cold Confectionery, also Fish and Chips BILL KEIL'S Look for him--114 Ontario St. Thone 140w Res. Phone 140J M. SMITH Dry Cleaning, Dyeing, Pressing, Repairing Goods called for and delivered. Phone 1443J 3 George St. The Stratford Footbalf Eleven advanced | Little Sister: "Do fairy stories always start 'Once upon a time' ?"' Mother: "No, some of them start with, 'I have to study at the library, tonight.'."' If your Battery needs attention, see Stratford Battery Service Passerby-- What are you staring at, little EBS PETOUULENNQGUULUUUAUANOQOORNETOOOONESONRREEAEOOELEUUGUALOQOOOOOOEEOOUUAGEGEOGEOGUGGEEOUEATETOGEUEOOTOOO UAE UOTE EULA ben? 3 WE ARE EXCLUSIVE BATTERY SPECIALISTS : "Willie Willis--Pa just fell down that man- cin etl Eek | Lu ggage Carriers ) hole. : ,, Why don't you holler for help? "' 'I dunno whether it was an accident or ~ whether he was duckin' sombody he owed. " Regular Price $3.50 for $2.00 Harold A. Heuther Next to Carter's Garage Tel. 1113w BUS SERVICE Special attention paid to Picnics and Parties of all descriptions. J. M. LILLOW Phone 799J M. |. HIGGINS ELECTRIC CO. Stratford's Leading Radio Supply House 151 Ontario St. Phone 30 THORNTON PARK LIMITED Windsor Hotel Block, - Albert Street STRATFORD, ONT. We're Ready! Are You? 7 "Cold, dear? "' "Bout to freeze. " "Want m' coat, dear? 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