~ - :. ect aut enemas tee tala PO nara heii Sc SR RS a OSH A Ri SN! Sh Ns OR THE MIRROR HERE AND THERE By "Doc." Although the run of sap has only been fair in some districts, the crop of saps has been about the same as usual. 2 ey Many a doctor has his enemies in this world, but some of them have more in the next. We were informed that a Stratford young bride told a Peter and Sylvester salesman that she did not need a va- cuum cleaner as they had no vacuum - clean, * * * "This may have been the same young lady who thought that Iceberg was the name of a Jew who was al- ways on the ocean looking for a (sale) sail. * * * While in a southern town recently We were accosted by an elderly gen- fleman who asked us the time as TONIGHT AND SATURDAY NIGHT Fred Thomson and his marvel horse SILVER KING "That Devil Quemado" SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT © To the many hundreds who wereunable to ob- tain admission Thurs- day night-- The management of the Clas- sic Theatre has made arrange- ments to again present The Charleston Dancers ' TONIGHT and SATURDAY NIGHT The contestants who appeared on the Classic stage last night - will offer the same program of dances for the benefit of those who were unable to secure _ seats on the first night. he said he could not tell the time by the clock in the town -hall | tower. Looking up at the clock we informed him that we couldn't tell the time either as it was just a painted dial in the space provided for a clock, /so we had to depend 6a our Ingersoll. * x x We had the pleasure of picking cu- cumbers off the vines last week. We thought how few people really know where the fresh fruit and vegetables, which they eat at this season of the year, are grown. While old potatoes are being shipped from Ontario to the United States, new potatoes are be- ing imported from the States. Peo- ple naturally think all the early fruits and vegetables come from Florida or California, whereas several farmers - from Essex County grow early pota- toes and other vegetables in Texas, where they have land, and then return to Ontario and grow their season's crops here. Strawherries are also being imported at present from Louisi- ana. * And that's that. The inexpensive yet suitable gift, a ring that is expressive of the lat- est fancy or mode in original, unique sett- ings and semi-precious stones. GILLIES E : EMM DIAMOND HALL Bed Springs and Mattresses FULLY GUARANTEED We personally inspect every mattress we. sell saul ai pa Pee By ae Pog Cn gy Greenwood & Vivian House Furnishings LIMITED 26 Ontario Street Phone 19 UI EEE Central United Church -- Rev. W. E. Donnelly, B.A., Pastor Phone 51 166 Church St. SUNDAY, MAY 2, 1926 10 a.m.--Men's Brotherhood. 11 a.m.--Morning worship : Subject--"SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT." 2.30 p.m.--General Sunday School. 3-30 p.m.--Special Young People's Sunday School. 7.00 p.m.--Evening Service : Subject--"PRINCIPLES OF GREAT MEN." Talman J. M. Gotby, L-R.A.M., Organist and Choirmaster. A HEARTY WELCOME TO ALL MTU SUUTTELTET EET EEE EEE Een TCP CELE Have You Patronized Our Lending Library ? 2 Cents a Day 10c a week LIGHTFOOT'S BOOK STORE 83 Downie St. '"GOOD BREAD FOR GOOD HEALTH"' OUR BREAD Supplies the needed nourishment and vitamines for the body. Smooth in texture and pleasing to the palate. THE STRATFORD BAKERY ay, HILL, Mer. Phone 90 Subscribe for The Mirror. The Fletcher Johnston Press for Good Job Printing THE MIRROR SPORT MIRRORETTES By J. J. O'Leary, Mirror Sports Editor The Bards may benefit by the pres- ent pow-wow in more ways than one. They can keep on training--weather permitting. Moke Seebach is acting as tempor- ary coach--sixteen men went through the mill last Tuesday night. Ike Clayton, the Downie street (ton- sorial artist), is the man with the cash for the lacrosse club. He'll trim your hair and. get your signature to help the boys all at one sitting. R. G. Vankvery, director of lacrosse, has all the (Lions Rearing) lacrosse to the fore. Howard (Nifty) Griffin has taken to trimming trees in the twilight but keeps both feet square on the ground. Watch A. R. Kennedy strut his stuff with the the lacrosse boys tonight. Ken Murray will have to stay sus- pended. W. F. A. had better look out, the O. A. B. A. pot-is boiling. Their turn may come next. Leave your sporting topics at the Mirror office. Boxing classes wili be started to- night at Palace Hall, Downie street. All desirous of enrolling see Joe De- Marshall. Frank Carson is still in town. More smiles than ever, Cyclone Elliott has decided to stay in Kitchener and play intermediate. Should the Bards journey to Galt tomorrow, they wil! take their fur coats and imagine they're throwing a snowball. All sport-loving fans who have cars at their disposal and attend the var- jous games, baseba'l, lacrosse, foot- ball, should get in touch with mem- bers of the executive of the line of sport they attend and help boost the attendance. Joe DeMarshall, boxing and wrest- ling promoter and instructor, thinks the prospects of wnearthing a first class boxer from here are exceptional- dy good, so he ig staying right in town to uncover a fast one. ty-Alderman Frank Wright is keen on all, branches of sport and is doing considerable in a quie! way. Juniors are getting assistance and advice from Frank, which is a great help to our future citizens. Frank's next move will be before the parks board to endeavor to get the grounds roll- ed and put in shape. W. F. A. officials are quite firm in their stand against Ken Murray, foot- ball custodian. Stratford will never get any breaks from these solons. I wonder why? City league football requires anoth- er entry to make the fourth team. Gather up all the suspended football and baseball players and call them the Outlaws. If weather conditions of the past month prevail much longer it would be well to open up the arena for in- door sport. The inclement weather of last Sat- urday gave all sporting workouts a rude jolt. The various athletes will have to resort to indoor training to man soon decides to let old King get into shape, unless the weather- Sol's days blaze forth to dry up the grounds as well as warm up the at- mosphere. These conditions are working hardships on the average athlete. The Inter-County season opens to- morrow. Maybe? Bards journey to Galt for opener. London Braves, champions of the lea- gue, will open the season at home with last year's finalists being their oppenents, Preston Riversides. Kit- chener will play opening fixture at Brantford, while St. Thomas will be at Guelph. WOOD HARD WOOD HARD SLABS HEMLOCK SLABS All first-class wood Cut any length. N. R. Fiebig PHONE 535 Your Boy can be made one of the hap- piest Boys in town by buying hima BICYCLE We have a big stock to choose from W. E. McCARTHY 71 Wellington St. Phone 781J Old - Stairs Covered | Refinishing Old Floors | French Doors . and every kind of Wood Repairing. We can give you special prices on hardwood flooring, as we buy material direct and save you jobber's profit. W.R. BRADSHAW 186 Water St. Phone 748 Now Is The Time To brush up and paint up. This is the place to buy both paint and brush- es, and everything else that is sold in a first-class hardware store. JAMES K. MYERS 51 Downie St. Phone 162 DOWN & FLEMING Funeral Directors and Embalmers MR. DOWN _ Tel. 308 Phone 314 MR. FLEMING Tel. 311 ade ef COAL ANTRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Lennox Coal Co. Phone 44 EZO Will positively relieve the worst case of ECZEMA STANDARD DRUG STORE it | DON'T SUFFER OWLS Se J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533F Gordon Block A Monthly Income Assured at Age 60 co LEC BRANCH MANAGER Continental Life Insurance Co. 104 Albert St. Phone 1499J We can meet your needs in Insurance DR. AL. BARRIS DENTIST Gordon Block, Phone 1533] W.B.ROTHWELL | INSTRUCTION IN PIANO - VOCAL Studio--90 Coburg Street PHONE 374w Peter & Sylvester Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 210 12 Ontario (LEUTUUTELERGLEE EERE EEE EEE, BU LDLUGEDEAEEGETORADENTOULE BBLRAUUUREDEASARRSORARASERELE 'Try a Hamburg Sandwich AT THE QUICK LUNCH 20 COUNTER, 52 Wellington + ~eo AS Phone 140w . Reag ct aie aS Let us call for and deliver your TIRES right now and avoid the spring rush. STROMBERG CARLSON RADIO SPLITDORF RADIO tive your N. V. 199 Tubes and 201 A Tubes reactivat- ed--puts pep in your radio, 50c. BILL KEIL « onic