ite nan Bitcceticneae cananans é THE MIRROR ' | THE MIRROR | : HAQEUUIUENNNNQQUUNEUOQQAUOUUESUUUEUOEESECIU OOOO oo cal Ma Down&Fleming) 7 i##/e Hits and Humor Bits | 1W0 BARGAINS Funeral Service Rooms Th KY Busin eSs 94 Ontario St. ote eo eae By ee : : | Aluminum 5-quart MR. DOWN _ Tel. 308 Phone 314 Mik FREMING Tel. 311 TEA KETTLES ; In every rank, both great or small, shops the barber doesn't. get the is founded upon the very simple 'Tis industry supports us all. chance to do all the talking. $1 59 each belief that a close personal re- * 2 @ * * & . lationship is essential to the oe Evidently the motoring season is| Chauffeur of big car--'"Why didn't? spark ee rine eles of Fine || well open by the list of accidents in| you say you were going to reverse 14-quart Granite ewels an welry. the daily papers. like that?" D whee clte's o New Motorist--'*How could I? I iSH PANS A purchase from this store ANTHRACITE COAL '| Customs officials, and others, ex-| dida't know I was going to do it my- 49 h means the assurance of POCAHONTAS, Egg Size | pect much heavier tourist traffic this} self." c €ac right prices and quality. ' ' ll vear the , i * x & i ght 4 Red Jacket, Egg Size year than ever and its to be hoped SEE WINDOW Stratford will get its share. Already, The wife of a sick colored man ask- Solvay Cok <a a baat : Gillies & Emm C Le Co American cars are travelling the ca ei ee a i ite aa J L. BRADSHAW more southern Ontario highways in| mustard plaster cause it was mighty Watch Specialists Phone 44 great numbers. powerful dry eatin' alone. CHINA HALL , a Ed * * * * 25 Downie St. ne While returning from Woodstock| The powers that be have passed ; + | Wednesday evening we drew the at-| the Ottawa beautification bill and all} - FUALUTDEOQUAUOOGESAUUNEGUUUITELAUOOOUEAEUOUOUEELUUIT DR SH. SUTTER || tention ot tte otter pastensers in our] wo nave to do ts to help pay tt * ° . car to a very bright sun dog in the * * #8 sie L.0.S..D.0.5, sky, when one of them remarked that Gardens and lawns have been catch- semen tent ypaimchotets it was to be hoped it would not be| ing "heck" this week. Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry seen in Stratford or it would be taxed. e 5t oe C C M Ri Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie * * # Mose: "You ain't got no brains, 2 o . icyc eS PHNOM. Cole ane tera An old Scotchman, upon returning| man." Joycycles and Accessories -- NER '| home from church on a recent Sun-| Rastus: "Ain't got si brains? oy : | day, told his wife that he had learned| boy, A got some brains that ain't Baby Carriage Tires Bicycle Repairing Gordon E. McCarthy The Bicycle Man Phone 1497w 37 Ontario St. : Electric Scene at French Train Disaster. | head-on collision. Sixteen passengers | ficials clearing away the wreckage. OPEN re en : Rescue work in progress after the| Were killed and many seriously in-| Note the carriage telescoped on the 'The store that service built" Phone 210 12 Ontario railway disaster in Paris, France, on|Jured. The above picture Shows & *jo¢t, PUDENUEEAUUUEEECEDEEUSUAUCUTEEE TUE, Apri] 11th, when two trains came into crowd of gendarmes, firemen and of-) = . FALAGUOGESULLEONELODESSUIORTEEOMTEEDEEIEENEENB | Something at church that morning.| hever been used." "Weel," id his good wife, "I hope ba AEN Peter & Sylvester Las as ek you got some good out o' the sermon." She said it was alright to marry a Will do your Repairs in "That I did," said the Scotchman.| man who was economical but it wasn't "Until today 1 though Sodom and Go- much fun being engaged to one. morrah were man and wife." ge ng * ¢ ¢ ' A student when asked by the pro- fessor to give an example of the fitness of a name to the thing to| Happy is the man who has his old which it is applied gave the follow-|shoes made new at the-- ing reply: An organe, sir. An orange Plumbing Heating There is one good feature about rid- ing in an aeroplane, the roar of the motor drowns out any comment from the back seat. * * *# is orange in color, it has the shape S . Sh R s Sunnysuds Talk about real activity, but it was of an ee ee taste 2 an orange, Uperior oe Cpaill a pleasure to drive through the coun- and it is really and truly an orange, wa 5) try this week and see the farmers| ** its name would lead you to ex 119 Ontario St. en tht FOX S W h busy on the land. Hardly a field but pect. Gite -- as AT had one or more men with teams or tractors taking advantage of the first A fishing rod has been invented which registers the weight of each Brsvereavesrseeoeasesecceres } j , +] | i Bi . ' 4 tL P] [: i bi g We wish to announce that seal Mndulaye. 4 Re ore TE ee ae ' Free Demonstration Be giles fish as it is caught, and we expect j since we have been in business. Bee : soua oroviae| there are s0Tle ey ot aes on : ' fe) igation That new a ustry should Pp Walicat 'who would, be mean enough 2 S. RUSSELL some sweet jobs for a lot of men in : : $s : ti ae at to say that the invehtor will pro Registered Architect | OFFERING sieccesning hee ee ably starve to death, as he deserves Le COO K : lati : the| t° do. Phone 1533F Gordon Block SENSIBLE GIFTS AT SENSI- evel sie es Shone 19s There's one consolation am . e * * * BLE PRICES ' women are patronizing the ar or And that's that! ae = Plumber and Electrician Look in our window for big azoe FRANK P. GIBBS The Pertect Hostess TIRES Just call our Phone No. " a ad ae apis Bo ae always considerate for the health of her guests 140 and say, "I would like U ntario t. rationa, . . 'An insurance agent called on a (Beacon Building) serves THE VERY BEST BREAD wmorn- to have my tires looked over before the spring rush." 'busy man one day recently. "Do you know," he said, "I took a long walk ing, noon and evening. into the country yesterday and it did : ie : ; " |me good." "Well, take another to- The Largest Stock of USE THE PHONE. PY cadad eens you think $1.000 FOR YOUTHFUL PIANIST | gay" said the busy man, "and it will BICYCLES v e rush. Arthur C. Higa, i hage abe pianiet do us both good." we hi ever jah je Re now in ® @ of Vancouver 6 has been awara-| |. i ee stock. Come in and pick yours now ed a $1,000 prize in the E. W. Beatty --a small deposit will hold it until | €] i It is claimed that women of England you are ready. - # S e contest for musical compositions. The . compositition was open to all musi-| are becoming successful in conducting . ' \ i Gians in Canada and was judged by an| rabbit farms. We suppose this keeps W. E. McCARTHY Phone 2345 56 Huron St. "Just over the river" 201 cages = Phone 140 | The China Egg. | international committee. Lloyd WON) them on the jump. Phone 781J Wellington St. ork Guaranteed. | --Gale ,i nthe Los Angeles Times. the prize for an orchestra! suite. | tt SB