THE MIRROR CHARMING MODEL It is so easy to find sports clothes that are "different" that I wonder why it is so many women gon't exercise a little discrimination in their shopping and hunt around until they find a model that is not just like everything else. The frock in the illustration, al- though a regulation two-piece model with a pleated skirt, has, by the addi- tion of a touch or two, achieved that smart difference that distinguishes it from the ordinary dress. This is done by tiny bands of the material in, a loop trimming at the collar, cuffs and pockets, while the blouse is fin- ished at the bottom with a wide, tight- ly fitting band around the hips. Although this particular model is - of white crepe de Chine, it would make up equally well in almost any shade. Frank Daniels, early in his career, Was principal in a small company that was touring "the provinces." Business had been poor and eating had become a luxury. It was only the cheering knowledge that the new opera house at Ticonderoga, New York, had been almost sold out for their performance that kept them to- gether. "Wait till we get to Ticonderoga," the manager would say to any one who faintly suggested the price of a breakfast. Finaly they did reach Ticonderoga. It was eventide and a rosy glow illum- ined the western sky. "Ah, me," sighed Daniels to the stage driver. "The sun may set in other places, but never as it does here. Behold yon--" "Sunset!" growled 'the driver. "Sunset hell! Thet's the opry house burnin' down." x # & Two London cabbies were glaring at each other. "Aw, wot's the matter with you?" demanded one. "Nothink's the matter with me, you bloomin' idiot." "You gave me a narsty look," per- sisted the first. "Me? Why, you certainly 'ave a narsty look, but I didn't give it to you, so 'elp me!" a. 'Come out here a minute." A disheveled man, much the worse for liquor, staggered out of a Maine speak-easy" and laboriously propped himself against the door. For a while he owlishly surveyed the passers-by. Suddenly his foot slipped and he col- lapsed in a heap on the sidewalk. A moment later he was snoring. A hurrying pedestrian paused, re- flectively surveyed the fallen man for a few seconds, and then poked his head in the door. "Oh, Frank," he called. "Frank. Presently the proprietor of the joint, smoking a fat cigar, emerged. He blinked in the bright sunlight. "Hello, Hud," he said pleasantly. "What's up?" Hud jerked his thumb toward the slumberer on the sidewalk. "Yer sign has fell down," he ex- plained, and briskly resumed his walk uptown, THE OLD ARMY GAME Mother Mule--Yes, my Maud's the mascot at West Point. Mother Pig--That's nice. My Wil- lie's the football] at Annapolis, New Colors > Quality Merchandise With All The Snap In The World SUITS $18.00 to $35.00 Our Furnishing Department is brim full of New Seasonable Merchandise ROY REYNOLDS CO. Phone 1423 47§Downie Street oa i =. ay '3 Fa aS at ence, Sti haanemerinnnaste Sai nag Fe areal aia a - aa . aa, : aeinintsaeinatieg THE MIRROR Down&Fleming Funeral Service Rooms 94 Ontario St. MR. DOWN Tel. 308 Phone 314 MR reemane Tel. 311 COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Cornish Coal Co. Phone 44 | DR. S. H. SUTTER LS. 00.5, DENTAL SURGEON Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie OFFiceE 602 RESIDENCE 105iw PHONES { mare, PEEEEREAUOLGUEUCED EERE ECE TEPER REET EEE EEE 3 Peter & Sylvester = 3 Will do your Repairs in : Heating 3 a Plumbing Electric Phone 210 12 Qntario PRDEDESGTEELUETAEREETEEEETIEEETEEM EMI Eavetrough Time for some new trough isn't it? We handle all kinds of Trough, Conductor Pipes and Fittings. We are at your service any time. Just call L. COOK 110 Downie St. Phone 175 Piumber and Electrician Little Hits and Humor Bits | By "Dec" Marriage is the splice of life. A coat of cosmetics covers a mul- titude of skins. % * * Of all the long distance contests in endurance marriage is after all the great intelligence test. * ae ae It always takes two to play check- ers, Carry on an argument or make a bargain. * at * Its the little things that count as an eight-foot New Yorker found out when he married a five-foot girl. * e Eg Isabel--One half the world doesn't know how the other half lives. Marie--No, men are such dumb creatures. ia * * "Dad, we learned at school today that fur bearing animals get a new coat every winter." "Shut up, your mother's in the next room." * * * Mrs. Back Pay--Good morning, sir. Will you take a chair? Installment Collector--No, thank you, ma'am, I've come for the piano. * * * Our idea of a courageous man is one who is not afraid to walk down the street of a small town while wear- ing white trousers and carrying a cane, s ¢ 8 A friend of ours said his daughter is so popular that he can't park with- in half a block of his own home. a * * Everything went fine at the dinner to which the parson had been invited until the parson reverently bent his head over his plate, when wee Willie's voice piped out: It's all right, mister, the meat's quite fresh. * * = The other day we saw 4a sign in a bookstore reading "Dickens Works here all week for $5.00," and here we were thinking that $35.00 a week was poor wages." Prospects of a very heavy tourist traffic are already in evidence. While motoring through eastern Ontario this week we saw several parties with their tents pitched, usually beside some stream. The town in which we had intended staying one night the hotel was filled, so we went on to the first large house, where there were accommodations for tourists signs dis- played and was informed by the pro- prietor that they were already filled up, in fact, had to put beds in the downstair rooms. They enquired why it was so many of us were out so early in the season. However, we secured splendid. accommodation a little farther along the highway. Diningroom Suits--Solid Oak, nine pieces Old English Finish, at _ $110.00 Queen Anne Imitation Wal- nut, nine pieces. Large Buffett and drawer in China Cabinet at $135.00 Solid Walnut, nine pieces at $225.00. Also complete suites in Birch Imitation Walnut and Quartered Oak. China Cabinets, Tables, Buffets and Chairs to fill. Greenwood & Vivian HousefurnishingsLtd. 26 Ontario Street NONSUCH SILVER CREAM The best polish for silver you treasure 25c PER JAR J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL * Se % j sid Happy is the man who has his old shoes made new at the-- Superior Shoe Repair 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 -- _ MIRROR ADS. BRING RESULTS Phone 1580 Residence 2198 FRANK P. GIBBS Chartered Accountant 162 Ontario St. Stratford, Ont. (Beacon Building) The Latest Stock of BICYCLES we have ever shown is now in stock. Come in and pick yours now --a small deposit will hold it until you are ready. W. E. McCARTHY Phone 781J Wellington St. of it. Phone 2345 There Isn't A Meal Without Bread And there isn't two makes of bread exactly alike--each home chooses the make that suits their particular liking. bread is bought to suit the kiddies--and then again parents often buy the make which they like best. why you should buy our make of bread is because the whole family from the youngest to the oldest enjoy every morsel T.V.B. BREAD CO. 56 Huron St. "Just over the river" Sometimes The big reason J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533F Gordon Block Just call our Phone No. 140 and say, "I would like to have my tires leeked over before the spring rush." Do it now while yeu think of it and avoid the rush. Bill Keil 201 Ontario St. Phone 140 |} All Work Guaranteed. ;