eV arr ee Yes THE MIRROR THE MIRROR : 7 A Bathroom Fixture aes ; ; Soe cad everyhomecan || Ltttle Hits and Humor Bits oie afford-- By "Doc" | June Weddings fea NS enti neal ae Kelly's Matchless Guaranteed Suits 9 a For Men and Young Men Don't drive a bd <i us Orme-e ed car A White Toilet Seat A farmer who made the greatest The Detroit News says, "They have BAN aE Ten Durable -- Sanitary -- Clean, capers! ate ceases blast hong one it si yep" which looks like the lar e S ti ; Q : rho s is farm to a golf club. Mikado's pagoda," and gasoline sta- installed in a few minutes-- Wal Von * . A | f peecn da * * + tions that took like the Taj Mahal, 3 ciection 0 Carry spare eautifies your bathroom. See There will be a great future for the} but a street car barn stil] looks like Gifts fo th man who starts a service station at|a street car barn. e a L -O O K the North Pole. ENS : a 4 tag A West Virginia man celebrated his Bride. CARES bulbs « « « 110 Downie St. Phone 175 One of the great needs of this coun- sixty-fifth birthday by dividing a mil- i EDURTESY Plumber and Electrician try 1s a yu hat oe ee as 8004) jion dollars among seventeen rela- -- ] after you buy it as it did before. tives. This was only a few days ago COMMON spiyertolied via : So we don't suppose the fight is real- It is reported that one of the acts ly under way yet. . W of vaudeville at the theatre received 2 & s a D re] wn & F | e m in g such a warm reception that they had SENSE Safety Committee The HON. GEO. S. HENRY, Chairman. b ote ais dah aoa Pain She said that she should surely be CHINA HALL 's Funeral Service Rooms to run down the asbestos curtain. Envied by most females, : 94 Ontario St. Aad For she danced with a man A head-line read, "Parachute Carries Phone 314 a teh Ea peg wee Aviator to Safety," but the story re- Who' danced with a girl. Who danced with the Prince of Wales. Lables hte tate a Ai ieee ' s veals that he landed in Chicago. * 6 « CAL RR OE Some time ago the Tarkish Gov- » 8 eS eras < As eae ernment inaugurated a clothing re- Oominion 0 S ia n.o ady walked into a judge's form movement having for its purpose One of the traffic problems is how] office. at y ' S to get by an eight-foot truck on a «6 7 ; i ' " the general adoption of Western styles Baby Dolls & ia pee ke ee : Are vou the judge of reprobates, The Are Many Ways 'in wearing apparel. As the people af- f : she enquired. ----TE i fected are largely financially unable Dutch Dolls ae op SEND SE "I am the Judge of Probate," re- ¢ at h i ° a Jones says his wife is very system-| plied his honor. or repair1 sisvaMiat Wa Wetilabe Ghaesuded faut Magaer i 4 ANT BRACTIE COAL atic. She works on the theory that "Well, that's it, I expect," she P elit tae Made f fi : : 'tch W ness to the dealers in second-hand Dolls that cry and Dolls ' POCAHONTAS, Egg Size you can find whatever you want when! answered. but you must try the eg seees ee ae va 'yea he and «hie chi clothing. It is @stimated that the that whistle if Red Jacket, Egg Size you don't want it, by looking where it} "You see, my husband died detested OE nid ; a Dy cow nike wea ae Sr . ; ; ; a! : ry wouldn't be if you did want it. and left several little infidels, and I| 66 4 99 f serge lining. Best Irish linen canvas, haircloth and padding imports of discarded clothing are all attractively dressed. é Solvay Coke J eh iiint to. ae oxeonts 3 Superior Way : used. Designed and cut by Canada's best artists. Perfect fit double that of two years ago. E C * ad e executioner. ¢ : k ornish Coal Co She said she didn't go to church for * * # and workmanship guaranteed. Single and double breasted SB GA hE 3 Priced C Up & ° A roe f models. Sizes 34 to 48. Harold--Aw, give "us" a kiss? Phone 44 the sermon or the music but she went| The woman who tries to paint out o ge e most for Special at $24.00 RRO TS ROW AAT nO Sree SEE OUR WINDOW fF for the "hims." her wrinkles forgets that Stratford ons te edn wkecahag iedadtabu und saw dinaudcmcnte ns « nocu needy Monee eg i Papp Ab hy ot GH waked wat ce ties. y oney. ait a pet eee lies ie one car.|] The Alexander Shop BS He--"If I had known that tunnel! seg with pretty good eyesight. e. J. KELLY The first morning both reported for he DR y UTT R was so long, I would have kissed * * « . . ve work wearing conductor's uniforms. 15 Ontario St. Phone 405 le . S. ' S fF spare g OX: pe A The night was stormy, and the cap- Superior Shoe Repair --_ .D.S., D,D.S, ne--"Heavens! Jasn' at you?" tain's son stood watching his father f DENTAL SURGEON * #8 Wishing to consult his chart, the| 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry If Methuselah really lived and} captain said to the boy: "Here, take Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie raised a family of fashionable girls he/| this wheel, I'lll be back in a few min- TRE LOLS RS PNNE) ole Coe i probably had to mortgage the old/ utes. Steer by that star and you will homestead a great many times in| be all right." -..| those 999 years to lip-stick his young; The boy began to steer the vessel, FOCUESUOSOCAATRUDEEACAEEESEESEATSELESEEEL NEE | {LADDErS. |and soon got her out of her course. C.C.M. Bicycles | Joycycles and Accessories a is There's a differenc sae Baby vatrioge Tires Bicycle Repairing -- 2 | a = F peeing | When the star appeared at the stern oe 3 Peter & Sylvester 3 We saw the following in the paper | instead of ahead, he shouted to his J. S. RUSSELL inti i i B x = ' rae the other day: "Short Skirts Not to be| father: "Come and find me another Reuistered Architect : The painting of one man is subtle and elusive, bade Gordon E. McCarthy A = Will do your Repairs in Seen This Year." Gosh, it's not going | star, Dad, I've passed that one. J A the painting of another is dull andstupid. Thereis The Bicycle Man = Plumbing Heating §| t© be as bad as all that, is it?" | And that's that! Phone 1533F Gordon Block 5 pads ma Phone 1497 37 Ontario St. | = = 4 just as much difference in printing as there is in melee RUPE Ie oa = Electric E : ------ ainting. For qualit rinting let our printers SP cial ahhcve se Atiads die daniel Nel = Phone 210 12 Ontario 3 -- ae Bosca You : fe ; ; PTT The Best Mower Is None Toe Good ; ; ENVELOPES FOR CORNS & CALLOUS $ Phone 1580 Residence 2196 A poor lawn mower costs more in This Week Only the end. We sell only the best. See our stock before you buy one. FRANK P. GIBBS Chartered Accountant 162 Ontario St. Stratfosd, Ont. (Beacon Building) BILL HEADS TELEPHONE 115w oe one FACTORY FORMS FOR ALL YOUR PRINTING NEEDS WEDDING STATIONERY A 25c box of Callous - Off will dissoly the hardest corn or callous without lea ing the slightest appearance of rawness. On sale at drug and shoe store or sent direct post paid for 25c from laboratory. -- The Fletcher Johnston P ress Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Compa y Printers and Publishers of The Mirror STRATFORD, ONT. -- -- Si 30x3%4 Second-hand Cord Tires From $2.50 Up 6-8 Volt Batteries From $8.50 Up Repairing tires our specialty, --we know how. Bill Keil 201 Ontario St. Phone 140 Everything in stock to keep your lawn looking as reagent! \ ---- J | N) f rh > it should. ; The Largest Stock of. BICYCLES we have ever shown is now in stock. Come in and pick yours now "we wecapTay || AMES K. MYERS ap 7813 rein St. 51 Downie St. Phone 162 : Sprinkling Cans...... --90c and up nll elas The best make of Garden Hose. { ] Teacher--What is a bachcelor? Bright Boy--A bachelor is a m who cheated some woman out of divorce,