Stratford Mirror, 22 Jun 1928, p. 4

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THE MIRROR EC] OF SALE WATCHES Having purchased an entire stock of Watches ata sacri- fice we are putting them on sale at 25% off the regular price. ues for 10 days. - Sale starts Ton' Ith ahd contin: There are Ladies' and Gents' Watches in gen and white gold filled. Gillies & Emm C.N.R. Watch Inspectors Opticians You could not be aine, And I would be a lover. book is closed: again? so lovely now, less impulsive The why open The old moon pale wane, We should not wait till is over; To kiss you now would only fane. weary night be pro- And memory will cherish love in vain. So let your ghost, not you, about m hover; BH bock is closed; why open it again? nti The red young sin of yout no stain, Your lips on mine were the clover, To kiss you now would only be pron fane. fragrant as ashes that ® pinions to the dying why open If it isa Shirt you require, we have it. ed Shirts, collar attached, smart pattern Fancy striped and color- cal $1.95 to $3.50 Ensemble Shirts, snappy colors and patterns-- $2.50 Many beautiful patterns in Shirts with collars to match-- $1.50 to $5.00 Big assortment of New Straw Hats, $1.00 to $3.50 Po do. KELLY Sole Agents for the celebrated 20th Century Clothes. Get the Latest by Radio Instal a Rogers Batteryless Radio and get the very latest ball scores andother sport news every day just as it happens. BE SURE IT'S A ROGERS BATTERYLESS Heintzman & Co., Limited 131 Sucks Street. J.. ANTHONY, Manager Phone 769 M. Sullivan. You have a thousand again? Adjutant and Mrs. Robinson to Leave| TO Kiss you now Over Week-End. | week-end of the Woodstock Salvation |Bandsmen accompanied by Adjutant air they marched to the Citadel. where come address paid tribute to the good by the Woodstock Band, the Stratford ithe two bands in different parts of ed Mitchell. Before the programme main, Sunday night at the S. A, Citadel, The book is closed; | Kitson gave the address Sunday morn- : fane. ,ed that Adjutant and Mrs. Robinson, DR. JOHNSTON'S years have received farewell orders. not Deen stated. | the hardest corn or callous w ithout lea : irect post pe 25 é | the - recent Self-Denial effort the hare PERE S aR Fmeeee ronal laboraagg potential Se | friends but how many actual ones? for money? / $e ® VILLAN 'Salvation Army ; ic The book is closed: why open 4 Officers To Move) wm. 832'. : the cover; City; Woodstock Band Here ee The weatherman certainly smiled (upon the visit to the city over the Army Band which was a great suc- cess and enjoyed by all. Twenty-nine and Mrs. Kitson arrived at Stratford Saturday evening: after a short. open- a welcome meeting was held. Mayor J. A. Andrew presided, and in his wel- work that the Army was doing every- where. A fine programme was given | The | Band also contributed. On Sunday five. open-air..meetings... were. held by the city, | Sunday afternoon.the Band visit- commenced, Mayor Mutton gave a) We cannot light these welcome address from the Bandstand. £ : Nor give new plover; | Adjutant Kitson gave an impressive jaddress on "The Open Door.' Mrs. again? ie To kiss you now would only be p 'ing. ANY. During the Meeting it was announc- 3 : rae ie gt 'who have been the officers in charge FOR CORNS & CALLOUSES e: 'of the local Corps _ for the past two} ALLOUS - OF | Sunday, June 24, will be their fare- US " well Sunday. Their destinati has | ; , stination | A 25c box of Call ous - Off will dissof It was announced that the local| ing the slightest appearance of rawness. | Corps had again gone over the top in| Ons sale at drug and shoe store or sent ;amount Paised being $1,275.05. Or. Johnston's Callous-Off Company : STRATFORD, ONT. Young Wife--Weren't you nervous the first time you asked your husband 2nd Y. W.--No; collected. I was calm and READ THE ADS. HOW TO TURN AT | bs Se scat emi . For a RIGHT TURN : --get next tocurb and ' turn corner as sharply :' as possible. \ ~ Se a na ca ~- --29 Fora LEFT TURN-- get to middle of street ' ; : Clip this simple dia- -- give sjgnal with gram. These direc- hand Sie at centre of tions may save youan intersection turn as accident some time. sharply as possible. Nis a HIGHWAY SAFETY COMMITTEE THE MIRROR faint and mold is om) would only be pro--- EI a Ss, for love is on the A Bathroom Fixture every home can afford-- A White Toilet Seat Durable -- Sanitary -- Clean, installed in a few beautifies your bathroom. L. COOK 110 Downie St. Phone 175 minutes-- See Plumber and Electrician h has 'left * Down&Fleming Funeral Service Rooms 94 Ontario St. MR. DOWN Tel. 308 Phone 314 MR. FHEMING Tel. 3111 ICOAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Cornish Coal Co. Phone 44 DR. S. H. SUTTER L.D.S..D.D:S, DENTAL SURGEON Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie Orrice 602 PHONES) nesipeNce 1051w it Peter & Sylvester : Will do your Repairs in ; : Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 210 12 Qntario LPQUQUUEAAMEGQEGGLEALREEGRUECCHNDELTTERERE REGAL Phone 1580 Residence 2198 FRANK P. GIBBS Chartered Accountant (102 Ontario St. Stratfosd, Ont. (Beacon Building) ES The Largest Stock of BICYCLES we have ever shown is now in stock. Come in and pick yours now --a small deposit will hold it until you are ready. _W. E. McCARTHY bina 7815 Wellington St. = 5 ae a oe Little Hits and Humor Bits By "Doc" -------- peor Summer must be here. We see the circus bills are posted, * * = Some one has written to ask why it is that a black cow eats green grass and gives white milk that makes yel- low butter. * * = When the animal trainer retired! they gave him three cheers and a! tiger. * * * It is hard to understand how China| without bootleg warfare has so many! violent gang. demonstrations. * 2 * A little boy tells us that fishing nets are made by taking a lot of holes and tying them together with string. * * * Narrow-minded people are like nar- row-necked bottles--the less they have in them the more noise they make pouring it out. * * * Frince Carol declares he under- stands the situation in the Balkans. Guess that's why he wanted to. stay in England. * * * The reason some men think more of their typists than they do of their wives is because they can dictate to them. * * * And there goes another life said the cat as he crawled out from under the stea mroller. * x * Speaking about love at first sight. Some of them must fall without look- ing at all. * * * He--"I love you and want you for my wife." She--' But are you sure your wife will like me?" * *¢ # An advertisement in a local store window last week said: "Give dad a comfortable soft hat." That's the idea--make your presents felt. * * * The woman who wants to keep that school-girl complexion should: not go out in the rain. Ed x * A well known costumer Says she can make a modern girls' dress i thirty minutes. She must waste a lot of time o nthe embroidery. * z # Doctor--"Your temperature 'seems to have taken a drop." Patient-- Can't you fix it so I can do the same doctor." _ oh eet Did you hear of the Scotchman who, had photographs taken of only one of his twin daughters, because they look- ed so alike, s ss ® Tramp--"Lady, have you any dinner for a hungry man?" Lady--"Yes, and he'll be home at twelve o'clock to eat it." We are told by health experts that men wear entirely too much clothing. Maybe so, but what man cares to run the risk of being mistaken for a lady? 6 se The scissors grinder says business is the best with him when things are dull with other people. + s * A gents furnishing store advertises: 'Shirts that laugh at the laundry." One of ours has such a keen sense of humor that it arrived home the other day with its sides split. 2s ¢ 8 He told his girl that he had a good job in the tie department and one day when she paid him a visit she found him in the parceling room. % * + Wife, (putting on fancy dress)-- Oh, bother! They haven't put enough hooks .on this costume! Hubby--"Never mind-- there'll be plenty of eyes on it. * * * Over in Japan they paint all the girl babies as a prevention against disease. At that rate we know a lot who ought never to have a day's ill- ness. = * * An appropriate gift for a June bride would be a medical outfit with plenty of gauze and iodine to be used in the treatment of fingers cut while opening tin cans. * * e Quick, before the weather changes. What is so rare as a day in June?" «& bd bo A Los Angeles policeman had brought in a negro woman somewhat the worse for wear and the desk ser- geant, with his very best scowl roar- ed: "Liza, you've been brought in for intoxication!" "Dat's fine!" beamed Liza. "Boy you can start right now." ¥ * * A new theatre is to be built in Lon- don with three galleries. Even when the play is a farce a good part of the audience will be in tiers. = *« * And that's that. FOR THE JUNE WEDDINGS Invitations Announcements Wedding Cake Boxes Confetti Gift Cards Alexander Book Shop II5 Ontario St. Phone 405 The Are Many Ways of repairing shoes but you must try the "Superior Way" to get the most for your money. Superior Shoe Repair 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 SSE RT OE a J. 3. 'RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533F Gordon Block PYREX OVEN GLASS COOKING UTENSILS Pie Plates Casseroles Bread Pans Bake Pans Custard Cups Pudding Dishes Measure Cups J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL C. C.M. Bicycles Joycycles and Accessories Baby Carriage Tires Bicycle Repairing Gordon E. McCarthy The Bicycle Man Phone 1497w 37 Ontario St. OPEN EVENINGS '*The store that service built" Better to remain single and dis- appoint a number of women for a time than to get married and disappoint one for life. Good wives make the best husbands

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