'Always Tastes Like Some More" | 7 Experienced and skillful bakers, working under ideal conditions, superintend every operation in the making of T. V. Bread. T.V.B. BREAD CO. Phone 2345 56 Huron St. "Just over the river" FOUR Refrigerator Bargains These prices are lower than they have ever before been sold at. $15.00 $19.50 $27.00 $39.00 JAMES K. MYERS | 51 Downie St. Phone 162 THREE ELEPHANT HERDS WITH DAINTY TRAINERS Coming to Stratford With Sparks Cir- cus, Wednesday, August 15 Two dainty women work two of the herds of Sparks elephants this sea- son, the third group being handled by Walter Mc. Lain. These ladies are Alice Foster and Jammie Graves, and neither weighs more than 120 pounds. Sparks elephants are known in the show business as the most intelligent pachyderms now performing before the public. They are never tempera- mental, which of itself may seem rath- er unusual, as most of them are fe- males. However, in justice to the sex, it must be admitted that what- ever may be said of it as regards other species of the animal kingdom, including the human family, the fe- male elephant is not nearly as tem- peramental as the male. "The lady elephant usually acts like a lady at all times, but the male sometimes is subject to tantrums, fits of the *sulks, and other traits which make him very disagreeable. In which respect he is not at all unlike man, both of the} lady trainers with Sparks Circus have | been heard to remark. | Intelligent as the elephant is, his | training requires the utmost patience. | ; It is a long .tedious task, but once) ed of them, "they know their stuff," and except in unusual cases are ready to do it. One of the elephants with Sparks Circus has a broad sense of humor. At least he has such a broad smile, something like two feet and a half, that he has been called the "laughing elephant." The three herds of elephants, in which are a group of baby elephants, bring up the rear of Sparks big circus parade, which is the longest in the world. Sparks' is the only Class A circus giving a parade this season. The parade hour is promptly at i1 A.M. on Circus Day in Stratford, Wed- nesday, Aug. 15.| Seats can be secured Circus day at Metcalf "Rexal' Drug Store,' 90 On-| tario street, same price as at the show grounds. Classic Hair Dressing Parlour Marcelling and Shampooing Face Massaging OVER NORTHWAY'S -- Phone 2153J the beasts have learned what is want | READ THE ADS id Think of It! RODGERS BATTERYLESS ~ RADIO, $110 Installed complete with loud speaker ard having a range of approximately 1000 miles. Don't miss this bargain. Heintzman & Co., Limited J. ANTHONY, Manager 131 Ontario Street. Phone 769 | The Fletcher Johnston Press UBLIC STENOGRAPHER Prompt, Efficient Work Moderate Charges atti : Phone 115w 123 Ontario St. The Fletcher Johnston Press For Fine Job Printing. | se THE MIRROR The value of the best work- man is only equal to the ma- terial he uses-- We Use The Best in Plumbing, Heating, Tin- - gmithing and Electrical Work. TRV i, L. COOK 110 Downie St. Phone 175 Plumber and Electrician _ FOR CORNS & CALLOUSES Down&Fleming Funeral Service Rooms 94 Ontario St. MR. DOWN _ Tel. 308 Phone 314 MR. FREMING Tel. 311 OAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Cornish Coal Co. . « Phone 44 -- _----!) | DR. S. H. SUTTER | L..5:S.,0,.D-s; DENTAL SURGEON 4 Specialist in Prosthetic Dentistry 4 Majestic Apartments, 93 Downie { Orrice 602 eer. L RESIDENCE 1051W - > a ate GUUEOODOUAMOEOADEUUCUEECOR EERSTE ERE Eg Peter & Sylvester z : Will do your Repairsin 3 Heating E @ Plumbing Electric Phone 210 12 Ontario PEELE ELE UU La Lb Phone 1580 Residence 2198 FRANK P. GIBBS Chartered Accountant 102 Ontario St. Stratfosd, Ont. F (Beacon Building) CA&iLous OFF A 25c box of Callous - Off will dissolve the hardest corn or callous without leav- ing the slightest appearance of rawness. On sale at drug and shoe store or sent direct post paid for 25c from laboratory. Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Company | Little Hits and Humor Bits By "Doc' There Are Many Ways J a This is August, the month when} * * * A friend of ours complained that} his dentist never acknowledges him | we)! his | | | That's nothing, who was cut by on the street. know a man barber. * cs * "Life" is about the most practically | constructed word in the . English fine garden. * * * Time was when a prisoner could clothing, but now that's no disguise. & * * There wasn't any reducing fad until it became necessary for us to squeeze into breakfast nooks. Clerk--Oh, yes, I some June brides go home to mother.| for the doctor. was just going Dentist--An upper incisor? of repairing shoes but you must try the Patient--Doe, I've lost a front tooth.| 66 . 9? _ "Superior Way Patient--Naw, a right hook to the} beezer. * . * * Happiness may look like a mountain} or a molehill. tance you are from it. a s ae * bol * The Sunday School Ls & ca Then there is the absent-minded professor, who after kising his wife end daughter said, "Well, girls, what's the lesson to-day?" Se 8 you have until you try to use if; a " s Magistrate--Speeding, eh? many times have you been before me? Youthful speeder--Never, your. hon- the road, but my car won't go over 55 miles an hour. * x * We do like to see people smile and changing a tire alongside of the road. * a a We have just discovered why 4 Scotchman says "hae" instead of "have." It saves a "V." cs a * Little Johnny said _ his teacher wasn't fair because he dictated, "Bvery Man Makes Mistakes," and then whipped him for making one. ca * * "Pm a father! I'm a father!" Big Boss looked at the clock disgpst- edly and replied, "So's get to work." behind wherever they go. ~ ad * Garge." up be'ind me. place is 'aunted. = 8 a yesterday, supposed to be STRATFORD, ONT. ; I saw you on the Street. The young husband dashed into the} office very late one morning shouting, | The | So's your old man, | "What ya walking backwards for! So's I can see if anything's comin' | They say this bloomin' | Boss--You were not at the office | ill, and | thing about Ruth?" | The small boy raise "Well, Willie, what do | about Ruth?" | "Please, ma'em, he cleaned up sixty Influence is something you thinkK|pome runs last season." ee | In the case of the average small | How! poy, cleanliness is not next to God | It is next to im * * ca *liness. | We know a literary club where they | or. I've tried twice to pass you OM|ysed to discuss the plays of Shake | Now they discuss the plays ic oat of Hoyle. | 788 } | It depends on the dis: | When Newlywed complained to his wife that the blueberry make hig escape in women's clothing | rather queer she replied thet she May have put too much bluing into it. teacher ' ' s R ee | speaking. "This morning we have for} our subject Ruth--Ruth the Gleaner. | Now who in the class can tell me any: d his hand know you possible. | A negro was charged with theft and hear them laugh but not when we r®) the Judge in his questioning said: | | "Sam if you tell a lie, you know | what will happen, I suppose?" | "Yes Suh, replied Sam. | Hades and burn a long | "Quite right," declared the judge.| '"And you know what will happen if | you tell the truth?" | "Yes, Suh," |de case." | « * x ! i And that's that! said Sam. time." pie tasted was I'll go to "We lose) to get the most for } | your money. Superior Shoe Repair language. Three-fourths of it is "lie" | and the half of it is "if." One film star has been led to the * ¢* & altar seven times. She ought to ' | eae prune _ '| 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 An exchange reports a case of a} know her way there by this time with- man named Bumgartner who has a| out being led. ~ ne rere ~ * * | J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect Gordon Block Phone 1533F C. C.M. Bicycles '| Joycycles and Accessories Baby Carriage Tires Bicycle Repairing Gordon E. McCarthy The Bicycle Man Phone 1497w 37 Ontario St. OPEN EVENINGS "The store that service built"' | | | | | | BOANI BOYARO | | The Barber | at your service '| Cleanliness and no long waits 118 Downie St. 'Cone | Subscribe for The Mirror. } } i | | | ' | } : COME IN AND HEAR 'CONSTANTINOPLE " LJ « i There are some souls in this world | LATEST HIT which have the gift of finding joy | wherever they go and of leaving it) Vocal and Dance Victor Records, also Sheet Music and Player Rolls. RISCH LIMITED" Phone 171