Stratford Mirror, 27 Feb 1931, p. 4

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pice "Syrtaiile ibe ge oo a ~ Lr a ee Pe ee ee eS f Ste a ee eee Saturday Night, February 28, , Toggery Shop Closes Forever ! | Your choice of any OVERCOAT in the store $14.95 Some As Low As $6.95 SSA AR Ta ari eie Your Last Chance ON STOCK OR FIXTURES No Reserve.... We Want Bare Walls Saturday Night. Be on hand Friday Morning... It is NOW OR NEVER Dozens of Bargains Not Listed Below, Your Choice of Any TOPCOAT In The Store $12.95 Some As Low As $8.95 BROADCLOTH SHIRTS Guaranteed colors; reg. up to $2.00 Your Choice 19c Linen Lawn HANDKERCHIEFS Plain, each 5c WHILE THEY LAST Hatchway Combination UNDERWEAR Reg: $2.00 to Clear 1.29 SILK SCARVES Reg. to $2.50 While They Last. 98c SILK NECKTIES While They Last f PHONE 84 TRENCH @€OATS Reg. to $12.50 While They Last. 6.95 YOUR CHOICE ANY SUIT IN THE STORE $19.50 ONE GROUP OF SUITS AT $10.95 Rayon and Cotton Mixture HOSE WHILE THEY LAST 9c HEAVY WORK SOX FELT HATS 1-49 SATURDAY NIGHT is the last call -- we are saying good-bye forever _with a farewell shower of bargains. TOGGERY SHOP | Be here for the big wind-up. 25 DOWNIE STREET The New Way to Make Coffee-- Drip-o-lator COFFEE POTS 2 Sizes 1.00 and 1.39 See them in the window J L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL Partridge Sanitary & Heating Engineers Stratford and Toronto Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing 29 Ontario Phone 1257 Rubber Heels Real foot cone fort from live ly, gpringy rubber heels. Z ae cme | Yy Ce: Superior Shoe _ Repair 7198 Ontarlo Ag Phone 94 |\COAL| ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke some men reflect. * bd * About the time a married man re- covers from the Christmas bills, local stores start filling their windows up with Easter scenery and there's an- other relapse. ca * ® The Harvard student who threw a grapefruit at Rudy Valee and missed, has been dismissed. The college seems justified in dealing thus severely with a man with no better aim in life. Ba Eas * "Your son has a great thirst for knowledge. Where did he get it?" Mother: "He gets the knowledge from me and the thirst from his father." ee Fae It is now declared that baldness is handed down from _ father to son. From a-parent with no hair apparent to his heir apparent? Ed a bo The Girl: "So you've seen Daddy, darling? Did he behave like a lion or a lamb? Suitor: (grimly): "Like a lamb. Every time I spoke he said "Bah!" * * Es A girl falls behind in the race and becomes an old maid when she fails to take advantage of the last "lap." ba * * The man who tries to dodge his ob- ligations usually finds the detour rougher than the road. * * * The office boy took off his cap, presented the bill, and stood at ease. "My boss says I'm not to go back until you give me the money you owe him," he said. "Oh." was the reply. I wonder if he will recognize you with a beard?" * * * A Detroit paper points out that skating so close to a hole in the ice has a tendency to rust the skates. Not to mention the clasps on the suspen- ders. " 4.3 THE EDUCATION OF MAN. At 20 we know it all. At 30 we think we know it all. At 40 we become somewhat uncer- tain. At 50 we have grave doubts. At 60 we give it up. a bd * The highest form of animal life. is man. He can do more kicking with two legs than the centipede with a hundred. oe Missouri is introducing a bill com- pelling all churches to provide fire escapes. We believed all along that most churches were presumed to be a means of fire escape. cd * aS Father (victim of borrowing son): How many times must I tell you I will not have you wearing my raincoat. Son: I know, dad, but I didn't want to get your evening suit wet. ca * * Considering how busy most child- ren are with their own affairs, we think they manage their parents i pretty well. The wonder is how few parents really get into serious trouble. * * ca "How did the detective discover CORNISH COAL CO. | Phone 44 that the gangster was disguised as a woman?" "He passed a without looking in." milliner's window} There's some good in a bald spot.| One good way to guard against mic- It's the only thing that can make! robes is to boil all the water, then fil- ter it and drink beer. The man who thinks he can get 'along on his wishbone will find that he will have to use both his jawbone and backbone. = * a Cash, Please! A woman went into a local shop j and wanted to buy some goods on credit. The storekeeper called up another merchant, and asked if this woman was reliable in the matter of credit. The answer was short, sharp and decisive. The other merchant said: "This woman has been married three times. iShe still owes for two coffins and one wreath." * * Ba At an examination of a class in first aid a member was asked. "What |; would you do if you found a man in a fainting condition?" ° "I'd give him some brandy," 'was the answer. , "And if there were no brandy?" "T'd promise him some." * * Ld A legal man, after a most enjoy- able evening with friends, caught the last bus home. "Full up inside, sir," said the con- ductor. The prospective passenger fixed him with a glassy but indignant eye. "Is thish information,' he asked, "or an allegation?" x * * The young wife said she didn't un- derstand how their could be any pe- culiar taste about the onions because she took such pains with them, even sprinkled lavender water over them before she put them on to boil, to take away that unpleasant odor. * uk Xe A man slipped on the top stair of the escalator in a Toronto store the other day and started sliding to the bottom. Halfway -down he collided |with a woman, knocking her off her feet and the two continued the jour- ney together. After they had reached the bottom, the woman = still dazed, continued to sit on the man's chest. 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