FT a tN ED ia eRe Cae mE. THE STRATFORD MIRROR his year!--Iet Your Spring Suit be a To men who are contemplating the purchase of a new suit or topcoat this spring, we suggest 'Royal York' clothes, tailored to measure at $27.50. Fit and style built in by master tailors--designing by one of the highest salaried craftsmen in America--fine woollens from the best British mills--_made and absolutely guaranteed by W. R. Johnston and Co. Limited--it is no wonder that 'Royal York' clothes, introduced only last year, already are the favorites of thousands of Canadian men. Come in today and see the new 'Royal York' samples for spring and summer! Every one repre- sents value you have never dreamed was possible at $27.50, tailored to measure. When you see them you will understand why "every Royal York customer is a permanent customer." : YES " CLOTHIER 87 Ontario Street ork atlored tp ure ) W.R. JOHNSTON & CO. Gnited TORONTO | bring championships to this city year. One is an amateur team an other is a professional team. W more do you want? The Nationals ; safely settled in a play-off berth | the Ontario Pro. League, and Stre ford C..N. R. Apprentices seem oo Apprentice Lamene. * * title should get out and see some the games. Stratford has played games this year. One has been a win -|and the other two have been ties. Lo don has played four games and have all been ties. And those four : are just good enough to put Lon played three games. One has been loss and the other two have been * * * So it all depends on the game" tween Stratford and Montreal i Quebec city on Saturday. Montri must win by several goals to pass" locals .in the goal-scoring percen which will count in the final standin; in the event Montreal wins. * a Ed The Eastern team may be good ough to do it but so may the Osha' Senators win the National Lea championship. To say the least, hardly likely. es. Bd * * af The calibre of hockey played in Apprentice League should ecm favorably with industrial hockey where in the Dominion. Every tea H. A, or Quebec Association. Ta Stratford for instance, Meier, Zula and Walton are valued member the intermediate squad, while Port field and Shaw showed to advant in junior O, H. A. company this y Shantz was a capable junior man last year and the year before. Why Men Fail. man is promoted to a better job, there is a cause. If a man loses his job, there is also a cause, to failure. Here is a list of the most common causes: low, but never seeing your own. Doing as little as possible and tr ing to get as much as possible for Spending too much time showin up-the other fellow's weak points and too little time correcting your own. Slandering those we do not like. Procrastination -- putting off u til to-morrow something that we should have done the day before ch terday. Deceit--talking friendly to the other back as soon as he turns around. ough to reap a harvest of pay before sowing a crop of honest service. Disloyalty to those who have trusted us. 4 all and no one can teach us anything. Last, but not least, lack of the neces- sary training and education to enable us to stand at the head in our line of work. Look this list over and check yo self by it. If none of these causes failure apply to you, then you are be congratulated, because '| success. Chase & Sanborn's Dery Best COFFEE Oc LB. FRY TE J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL out of the play-offs. Montreal h 29 Ontario Partridge Sanitary & HeatingsEngineers Stratford and Toronto Plumbing, Heating, Sheet | Metal Work and Roofing Phone 1257 has outstanding performers in the O. There is a cause for evetylidout Nothing ever "just happens." If a There are many causes that lead Finding fault with the other fel- Rubber Heels Real foot cone fort from fve- ly, epringy rubber heels. : Ié = = ivan Wy Centr vaey weenie: a Repair 119 Ontarlo St. Phone 94 fellow's face and stabbing him in the False belief that we are smart en- J. S. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533F Gordon Block "Doc's Corner Cervantes said: Everyone is as God: made him. And often a_ great deal worse. * * * In a period of depression we must run as fast as we can to stay where | we are.. * * ca We are not what we think we are, but rather what we appear to be in the eyes of others. j * * * Remember your friends today and forget your enemies tomorrow. e281 To keep up with the increasing de- mands for fur, why couldn't Mother Nature grow animals with two-pant suits? 2k * * ee | Mistress:And why did you leave your last place? 'Maid: Because the master kissed n me. Mistress: And you didn't approve, eh? , Maid: I didn't mind; it was the mis- tress who didn't like it. * * * All men may be born equal, but some of us get to be more thin-skin- ned than others. ae * * Our cat was not hygenic, So we sent it off the place Because he spat upon his feet And wiped them on his face. * * * You can't insult a flapper by telling her she hasn't a thimbleful of brains. , She doesn't know what a thimble is. * ca * | "So you have been bed-ridden for | three years?" F "Yes, the doctor came three yéars 'ago and told me not to get up until he came again and he has never been ; here since. H tk * a Brakes, like men, get no credit for | perfection. They have to be noisy to 'attract attention. We * * * Divorce is much like public office. 'If you're a liar you don't deserve it land if you don' " ars om can't get it. 1 { |. "Tell me, Sethi. why. you address ' your congregation as 'Dear Brethren ?' You seem to forget the ladies." "But the one embraces the other." "Yes, but not in church," - + | When a woman persuades her hus- |band to turn over a new leaf for her, jit is generally in his check book. | | i | | i The Stratford Indians Hockey Team were photographed at The Rogers Studio. See them on display in the window. We can photograph any group together or separately. The quality of work speaks for itself. The Rogers Studio Phone 1096M. 83 Downle St. "Will you always love me?" he mur- mured, clasping a jeweled bracelet on jher wrist. "T love you for the present," she replied. ca * * | A Cedar Rapids man divorced his | wife and then hired her as his cook. | He didn't know when he was well off. |She now has less work and more mo- ney. cs cd Ce Mars must be inhabited by a race of highly industrious people. Because otherwise it would be impossible for ithem to build canals as fast as some of our astronomers discover them. * * * There are a lot of people who can all the pennies on Sunday that the filling stations .now get. Ms eg PO Robert Wheatley of London, Ont., has a son seven months old who has professors of Western_University here claim this is the only case of its kind on record. Just imagine in later years ;if John had been born a girl. ca * * In refitting the gigantic liner the Berengaria, about fifteen tons of paint is used, and 40,000 pieces of linen and 1,000 yards of carpet will be renewed. o* * oR THE APPLE'S ATONEMENT An apple on a certain tree Raised most especial hob; Eve exercised her coquetry And Adam lost his job. What brand of fruit that orchard _ bore Does not affect the case-- ; There was a worm within the core That smote the human race. The Adam family's peace of mind Long since has been destroyed; We either have to work, we find, Or else be unemployed. And labor is a galling yoke, But lack of it is worse-- To think one apple could evoke So sumptuous a curse! But now the unemployed display Red apples on the street, To keep the prowling wolf away And get a bite to eat; Which, if the legend from the East Can be maintained as true, Is, after all these years, the least The apple tree can do! , a ae <2 NO WONDER hour over its blue waters. to tak me out for a sail? © pence. boat for a sail at hame for six pence, The Boatman -- Well, you know ior walked on it, you know. The Scot (turning away) --Well, lye chairge such prices. i remember when the collection box got . two fully developed tongues. Medical © Your Name in 22-Kt: Gold FREE > on every SHEAFFER PEN purchased here. Or if you already have a pen why take the chance of not having it returned should you lose it. We can put your name on it while you wait at a small cost. J.E.Patterson 83 Tewraks St ; Phone 296 The World Moves. ... So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: PF" Bindlelr' ck. wa Freight Shed ............ acietaseucice Gites oe WEN 26 ALBERT ST. L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN 110 Downie St. Phone 176 A Scot was journeying in the | Holy Land and standing on the| shore of the Lake of Galilee he} thought he would like to sail for~an | The Scot -- Hoo much will it cost The Boatman -- Three and _ six DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE TAXI PHONE 66 PHonE ROY HUEHNERGARD The Scot -- Mon. I could' get a | this is the Sea of Galilee, The Sav- lit's nae wonder He walked when | HORACE B. SILLIFANT Plumbing and Tinsmithing . GOOD WORKMANSHIP 332 Cambria St. Phone 1485w Egotism--the belief that we know it Silverwood's Safe Milk is