Rb Gia igi SAM tees OE < THE STRATFORD MIRR OR FORCED TO. VACATE OUR LEASE IS SOLD! Entire Stock of Here's why we're staging the most sensational sale in Stratford' 10 place to go! iy fhe big stocks from our showrooms and warerooms, Piano , Radios, Ph h. etc.--EVERYTHING MUST BE SOLP AT ONCE! We've f. » coda ons taking. Our orders are, "They MUST be cold GOOD PRACTICE LANDSDOWNE PIANO : Was $257 33 | $195 _-- PLAYERSPECIALS | LOOK AT THESE Hong Haber RADIOS | Stanford, =e Herbert, ' > i enry Herbert Clearance Specials wars 17.50 Demonstrators : $215 10 Roils and Bench to Match 'Art es ees 2 ea aor 2s galbanie Victor, was $247.50. S 4 97. 50 i Vietar Bosch, was $265. $1 G 5 ORTHOPHONICS Sale "$189.50 merly $875, sale price Brunswick, was $224.8 De Forest Crosley, was $189. $1 59 $25,$39,$49.50 J mem v= 5 $129 -- $10 Was $225 EE a ere New Piano Specials All with bench to match was $895. Now _ $315 $315 Battery Radios. Your choice of several sets, tubes and speaker was $395. Now = 97 Ontario Street : $315. We've Got To Get Out Before April 30 $179 IT'S THE . CHANCE OF A LIFE TIME! ce ---- se oe Phonographs, Musical Instruments, Sheet Music, Etc. || c To Be Sold Immediately at Sacrifice Prices! s history. We've GOT to move by April 30th. We've Musical Instruments, Sheet Music, forgotten costs--shut cur eyes to the terrific losses we're --regardless!" Only gai i S space Come and see the rest for yourself! g y some of the bargains can be listed in this space. USED PIANO SPECIALS CLASSIC STANLEY Was $198.00 $149.50 Musical Instruments |} Two Ludwig Columbia $24.48 $11.00 $6.06 $60.00 $70.00 $45.00 $20.00 Gibson Banjo Johann Stein Violin Ands. Koch J. Swelt- ef ROM ae ORIN SARE A See NS Te: a $17.50 Model. $14.00 THE ABOVE ARE ABSOLUTE COST PRICES COME TO-MORROW! Mason & Risch Ltd. | Phone 171 THE STRATFORD MIRROR TE NICKLE SILVER STAIN RESISTING Cutlery PP RABDOONS, COE. 5 a56ss0 =o eens 1.60 Dessert Spoons, doz.. ..... ...... 2.80 PIGSSETL F OFS, GOB. .- 0-505: tani- 2.80 Table Spoons, each.........2....... 28c Dessert Knives, doz.............. 3.00 Table Knives, doz....:............. 3.60 Dessert Knives, Firth's Stain- less Blad@:doz. ae. .2f. < 7.80 mavie Knives, doz...i...:. ..0s. 8.40 J L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL Partridge Sanitary & Heating Engineers Stratford and Toronto Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing 29 Ontario Phone 1257 Rubber Heels Real foot con> fort from five ty, epringy rubber heels. Superior Shoe ~ Repair 119 Ontario St.. Phone 94 COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke CORNISH COAL CO. Phone 44 "Doc's Corner" | In business today there are too} many prophets and not enough pro- | fits. | * * ae | Said Jonah to the whale: "If you'd have kept your mouth shut this would- in't have happened." | % * Es | Anybody in Russia who refuses. to 'work is arrested and forced to labor as a prisoner. No wonder our Com- munists don't want to go back there . <7» Statistics show that births occur be- tween one and three A. M. No wonder the kids yell. Who enjoys being brought to life at that hour? * * * A Toronto man who died recently |carried no life insurance but his wi- dow tried to collect fire insurance as his body was cremated. * * * An important citizen is just like anyone else except he travels farther 'to play golf worse. aie ae "T can't marry him, mother..He's an aetheist, and doesn't believe there's 2, hell. "Marry him, my dear, and between us we'll convince him he's wrong." a ae "Well," said Rastus indignantly, "I guess I got good reason to be mad. I} | just found out that after my opera-j tion the doctor done sewed me _ up 'with white thread." * * Nothing. cheers up a mother of an unruly child so much as to call on a} reighbor and hear of the terrible time they have with their bad child- soy * * * A colored gent called at a Toronto employment bureau the other day and the man behind the desk told him there was a job at the Eagle Laundry. "Well boss," said the darkey, " shure wants a job bad, but de fack is I ain't never washed an eagle." At a Scottish dinner the ecuests were surprised to see the haggis car- ried in by Italian waiters. A possible explanation is that they belonged to the clan of the Mac Aroni. Little |there's a murder been done down in the basement! Mother--Foolish c\ild! What makes you think so? | Little Freddy--I just heard the but- \ler tell the chauffeur, "We might as | well kill the other one." } ue * # The teacher asked the new pupil | what her father's name was. "Daddy," she answered. | "Yes, dear," said the teacher, "but | what does your mother call him?" "She don't call him nuthin," Ruth ' answered earnestly, "She likes him." * ae % | Charlie Chaplin still refuses to make |a talkie, we read. "He thinks he's too |funny for words." | * * e A. fire hydrant is an iron pedestal | directly in front of which you will us- | ually find a motor car owned or driv- len by a young woman who thinks she |owns the earth and four-fifths of the | universe. / * * * Boarder: "What a frightful noise your cat has been making around the house these days." Freddy--Oh Mother, dear, | Landlady: "Yes, he's a perfect nuis- } i ance lately. Ever since he ate the can-| ary he thinks he can sing". * Ed * A Stratford man was pacing upand down in front of his house and a nei- ghbor asked him what was the matter. | He replied: "I'm worried about my wife." "Why? What has she got?" "The car". terribly * * ok It's better to keep the matter secret when you stop smoking. You don't feel so sneaky when you light up again. * a % | A large colored woman was knock- ed down by a heavy truck and badly injured. Her doctor, seeking te console her said to her. "You will no doubt be able to obtain some heavy damages, Mammy and I'd advise you to get in| touch with a good damage attorney." "Ah don't want no mo' damage, doc-| tor, what ah wants is repairs!" a * * Every dog has his day; every cat has his nights, and every rooster has his mornings, = RADIO = PHONE 1934-M Have your radio checked over. Expert service on any make. 50c per call. R. J. McDONALD la = C4 pe a ea ee + = Ftp act OP <£- ~~ *< =SERVICE= TRY THE BOND SERVICE STATION SHELL GAS, OILS, GREASE At Our Booth: ICE CREAM CANDIES and SOFT DRINKS. Cor. Nile and Falstaff Sts. Mother--- Your sons and daughters away from home will remember you on Mothers' Day. Have a life photograph of yourself taken and send it to them. They will appreciate it greatly. The Rogers Studio 83 Downie St. Phone 1096M. J. S. RUSSELL WHAT ARE YOU READING? Here is an opportunity to get a good book at low cost. Come and see our selection of REPRINTS by Conor, Jeffery Packard and other leading authors. Reg. 85c. Slightly soiled-- Reduced to 79c. J.E.Patterson 83 Downie St Phone 296 Farnol, The World Moves. ...So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: Ps: "Hinelaiv: sere ae 2264 PYOURN SUG ccaselccicoes caccacesks 857 9 Rt Mal i actig eee Sang Beata 837 26 ALBERT ST. L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN 110 Downie St. Phone 175 DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE TAXI PHONE 6G PHONE ROY HUEHNERGARD HORACE B. SILLIFANT Plumbing and Tinsmithing GOOD WORKMANSHIP 332 Cambria St. Phone 1485w Down & Fleming Funeral Service Rooms - * Phone 314 Registered Architect Mr. Down, 308Mr. Fleming, 311. Phone 1533F Gordon Block 94 Ontario St. ee pee ve : Pee oh