|| A MESSAGE _ || TO THE HOUSEWIVES OF You are cordially invited to ata the aD This demonstration is in charge of Miss E. Hockley who will show you how School On June 3rd. ae : _Stratford schools will be closed on May 25 in recognition of Victoria Day which falls on Sunday this year, but there will be no holiday on June 3, the King's birthday. That be surprised. The short space of time between the two holidays is meeting on Friday, the 29th of May,. at a special meeting held in their quarters Tuesday evening. An invi- tation from Kitchener was set aside to be brought up at a later meet- relief. 5 gram. The person in question told mence for some time yet. F. M Higgins, superintendent of the goy- tract is not yet sub-let, and is likely to be for some time. 2 Ot = * Driver Remanded. ...... ...... : sepenerrvenennenee _A further enlargement until next $5.000 was renewed. The accident | THE STRATFORD MIRROR Mitten re 4 =. i) 5 - NICKLE SILVER STAIN RESISTING Cutlery Dessert Knives,irth's Stain- ---- | ' Plumbing, Heating, Sheet "Doc's Corner" fire trucks, two ambulances and two hearses about the same distance. To love me and to be my ma&, | My 42de is not so gr8 |2 cannot w8. O, F8 be 9, before too 18, enough: "I was only going to suggest that you have him tuned." out for the same purpose, wishing to appear friendly, called to him, "Catch- ing many, old sport?" This familiar- minister's ity somewhat. hurt the LPIA TS -3| | Bang! Bang! 4 a . eg he tha commit K i . ore r H i F 0 k sencratt Cypitne Reet scien eeed geen bvrectigat eee WERMNOONG, COZ... «-.-0s00--s000+5-- 1.60 || Two men may ng gre liars tow gives awe nie cee oe <a all S IreW [ S E - = children, but the fact that the ey Und 67 men Wore Dessert Spoons, doz....... ....+- 2.80 || and both be eng Se ee Lai said the landlady, getting on eae eee ee STRATFORD AND SUR- schools will remain open on June 3 |°" : 2 Dessert Forks, doz................- 2.80 Properly used "& quart ef gasoline" Hee dieuliy at chces suppose you From lc to 50c = 2s : : Moblic schoa) ween ae Clee. ok eoay oe weet: Tine, <eemie? Table Spoons, each.....-.......++. 28¢ | will move an automobile four or five are going to ask me to have the poor a ROUNDING DISTRICT 3 ea Institute has not Seon closet Saeiee ok Ne 23 Tisheay ee Dessert Knives, doz........ er 3.00 miles. Improperly used, the gata ee z E Be ee : . } vests, se cule vines wit oe Kennicott to Atwood will not com- Table Knives, doz.................. 3.60 | quantity of gasoline will move two Bae es Sees See ae tee 90 ¢ Ask for 1.00 BAG 2 BAG ; is j 7 - , London. i "ASO) i t employment bureau is in less Blade, doz...... .....:..- 7.80 es Answers given as the reason for having | ¢™mmen : , & 3 ae 7 school on June 3. rept t Sead 1h apes a pert Table Knives, doz......... ........ 8.40 A eS S tegen THE RIGHT BAIT , : *] Oe hos are : i I sometimes sit and medi : demonstration of the new Beatty Electric Abcooe ee ployment offices, stating that his ieseriawen ae oy A rather pompous minister, whowas'| Caps, Guns, Cannons I in. the B W. h S sg Tae gy office has been in communication -- Which brings me here to cogit8 a guest at the home of a friend with . , roner in eatty asner tore, Sat- The Sergeants Mess of the Perth|with the Ready Mixed Cement hate' ic st8 two charming daughters. went out d ft d ae 9 3 d 7 9 Regiment accept apne arb itagee of|Company of Toronto, which has 2 . Upon a celibat8's hectic s ont See sens Sh a ae and Canes for Caps urday aiternoon an n ~ - the First Hussars' Sergean €S3|the contract for the work, and the __ : ae ( > y : 00 a eve Ing anda t ot London to attend their regular company has stated that the con- CHINA HALL Roars C adigeiges erm ae by the young ladies. An old fisherman, Pat's Bookstore : i , 4a : ly single st8, pride. "Brother," he replied sternly, % : E ing. It is expected that 25 will go; Tuesday morning was granted B. i Relieve my lonely s a a siige tee ag A this famous lroner handles everything to London. C. M. Stockwell was in |G. Westcott of Kingsville, when he n , And when I win this maid sed8 I = a e's Soapegs eh ABER you ed The Home of Good Reading. FS | i ' the chair last evening. | - appeared in potice court here re Partridge Sanitary & We'll oscul8. ; oh Se Tig ind of bait!" was the | $3 Dials he ms : . * ; i imine igence | * # re er. ' ¢ easily, quickly, smoothly. » Sings sd eae ee ee ey oe ee oe bho '4 ' see OE ae Bhs oo The Y.M.C.A. will be the scene of is ~ ---- wewnati; aaa Heating Engineers mind to stay in your wife makes up ve naa ee ee one '¢ , Ts activity between six and _ seven| ville o ansner 3 en her face to go out. 1e Keeper of the Celestial Gate | Sold on easy terms--pay what you like o'clock Saturday evening ones the! caused injuries which resulted in his -- Stratford dnd Toronto eae asked from within who the first ap- ea 3 'ej Oe ete Pe SS ; first contingent of unemployed men| death. Westcott was represented by A hypocrite is a boy who starts plicant might be, , : ' . with 18 months to pay balance. mall. be. wien. tae free SROWSE. | eG. McPherson, K.C., and bail of back rif school after three months} "It's me," a voice replied, and St. Tipe orld Mayes, . ano Do We i : ™ oe Bice ire cease Since the announcement from the | aie b . x ch HW S Beatty Washer Store | evening, there have been several ap- | for the same period in 1930, decrease eee ae ADRS ff Tats a ees _ have a silent influence on te 11, when Bobbie was running along ~ ending May 14th, 1931, were $3,625,- 974.00, as compared with $4,297,729.00 of $671,755.00. Metal Work and Roofing physiology and the teacher asked one | then he discovers h e was right. oe ae * | One husband says married life is |like Eden these days. He has nothing | |to wear and in daily fear of being | turned out. tion. '""Who's there?" Another answer, Have Your EAVETROUGHING "Y" officials th men could with a smile on his face. Peter bade him come. in. collet dat ice ce Satuniny curred on Monday afternoon, M The class was being examined in| Another knock. Another ques- if 0 a age : plications at the pene office of ba the centre of the highway and tea oy |small girl: 28 mer" We Move Pianos, Safes and city and already there are a number| oa in front of the car driven * | "What is the function of the stom- "Come in!" : on the "order of the bath. | See Be Biitceed severe be. 29 Ontario Phone 1257 si cee Ties Wee bene Fone wees paeyeiy: ae , © : hy, ures -- e skull, which cause¢ Ss ns The reply was: "To hold up the pet-|there?" asked St. Peter. y- courteous and reliable men. 151 Ontario St. -- Phone 30. pe Ab eee meeting of the| {ea the following day. CA tare ticoat." "It is I!" a voice replied. PHONES: - . See i one 4 ; SS ne "Another of those darned school PLB wiaclate iol ctr senveis 2264 > City Council one of the unemployed C.. Mi RR: Earnincs i : S . J. : . : ~ men present asked for information!~' *** *: * iG ae A young man tells a girl he is teachers!" grumbled St. Peter, Freight Shed ..........cc.ccsssseses 867 regarding the number of men who| The gross earnings of the Can crazy about her, they marry, and EE RS, 837 ae were still employed on the city re-|dian National Railways for the week 26 ALBERT ST. 105. : * 0 @ Mother Back After Visit & Rubb | Ce gE er TS looked over. Call L. COO K : # pies u er ; | One reason Gandhi is so trusted by to Son Condemned To Di |the India's masses is because every- ' 1AN ; it ay Bp : 4 H ls | body can see he has nothing up his STRATFORD HEATING SERVICE PLUMBER AND ELECTRIC PHILADELPHIA, Pa., May 21- af ee | Sleeve. 11 Ontario Street, Stratford. 110 Downle St. Phone 176 i Mrs. Margaret McCaffery, who | He seh Our Job Printing Always combines an artistic sense with technical skill. appreciate the Craftsman-like appearance and uniformity of the work Every piece of printing handed to our custo- entrusted to our printers. mers has a mark of--Distinction. AND isn't there a great deal of pleasure in the BUSINESS CARDS, LETTERHEADS INVOICES AND STATEMENTS acter of your business than you may imagine] use of good printing. your clients and tell much more Users of printing about the char- eo. ose No Hair Tonic Drinks made a hurried trip to Canada - efforts to save her son, Tom who is doomed to die for murde ' has returned home "to pray and hope." é Missing for several days, Mrs. McCaffery said she visited her son %: in the Montreal prison Friday and és then went to Ottawa where she talked with Hon. Hugh Guthrie, _ Minister of Justice. She refused to 6 say what the latter had promised © her, said she lost consciousness after oe herself in a Montreal convent. > For Man Just Released WINDSOR, May 21--John Rosaas Real fect com fort from tive. ff i" ty, epringy rubber heels. : Z Ly a iyo) vs 4 4 F : s. 4, game SV. Oo WOH Superior Shoe ~ Repair 18 Ontario St. Phone 94 Dreaming while driving is a good | way to stay asleep forever. | * J * Freddie was asked to give a sent- | ence using the word 'diadem?' "People who hurry across railroad | crossings dia-dem sight quicker than people who stop, look and listen," said Freddie. * % * Olid Dobbin was superior in another mons. * * * Now scientists inform us that a headache is a sign of brains. It is when dad. uses it to escape a bridge party. * = * She promised to go to the theatre Day Phone 388 Night Phones: 2312 or 121lw. CHAS. GIBSON Painter and Paper Hanger Try the man who knows how to decorate your rooms. DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE TAXI : _ ci letail too. He could stand hitched for E 6&3 PHONE * A a : she left his office and knew noth a : : 2 PHO? N _ There is not onl y this personal pleasure, but your / more until Tuesday wine aie une Pg Z hours without accumulating a sum- "ROY HUEHNERGARD HORACE B. SILLIFANT oe : our EAS . en, 41, must not drink liquor, hair with him. ue 4 Eey ees a : -- : 4 tonic or any other fluid which might So he waited and waited. spies Mag. Fo - PHONE _-- A plione call will bring a representative to your place of prove intoxicating. .<EAis@was the Finally she sent her young sister Tinsmithing 115-w business. | : ' ultimatum issued yesterday by Mag- QO A -- to keep him company. GOOD WORKMANSHIP eae OR ' 5 : : e young man liked her better than 252 Romeo St. Phone 257j 332 Cambria St. Phone 1485w istrate D. M. Brodie in Windsor 6 the older sister. So police court. On April 12 John was taken into -- ANTHRACITE COAL they eloped. = * * CThe Ficicher J ohnston Press at a PUBLISHERS AND PRINTERS Wives should remember that the z POCAHONTAS, Egg Size average man is like an egg. If you H keep him in hot water he soon be- Red Jacket, Egg Size comes hard boiled. custody after he had attempted to 5 'take his life by slashing his throat. i His wife told the court that he had -- Down & Fleming Peter & Sylvester Att Cok Funeral Service. Rooms F inking hair tonic. Solvay e ge ; } Peete Sabine FELINE NEEDED TUNING Will do your Repairs in Becta pes Pes rT; Si, ae ae = * s Mr. Do 3 f. eming, . hospital he has spent a month CORNISH COAL CO. _ "Well, sir," said the landlady gush- Plumbing Heating r wn, i 9 jail. Some question was raised ; Ph AA ingly to her new boarder, "I hope you _ Electric 94 Ontario St. ; e. one had d night's sleep." yhie mental. condition and sage "] Sant ere es said the Phone £10 at Searle the court was told that he was