* YOUR SUMMER AND FALL FOOTWEAR at the greatest Savings ever offered in Strat- ford or Vicinity. WE ARE OVER- STOCKED TO THE TUNE OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND WE MUST RAISE CASH AT ONCE _ 2 DAYS OF DRASTIC PRICE REDUC- TIONS! BUY N OW FOR FUTURE NEEDS! ae as SRI Women's Values to 5.00 PUMPS, GORE PUMPS, TIES, and 9 Days White Kid Pumps One strop, long vamp, high heel--in A and C Widths. Reg. $5.00 value for $3.00 pian Plain and fancy trimmed. : very pair less than cost. WE MUST ' UNLOAD AT ONCE. Sale Price for ; Linen Pumps" ~ Neatly trimmed Cuban' or High heels. Reg. $5.00 value. Now selling at 3.39 Women's Values to 4.50 PUMPS, STRAPS, TIES, PATENTS, | Arch Support |Shoes For Women Reg. $6.00 values in the famous GR A CI A, in Pump, covered heels -- Brown or black; in A and C Widths. EXTRA SPECIAL $4.39 THE STRATFORD MIRROR Special Blend Black Tea 35¢ LB. 3 Lbs. $1.00 J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL A local bachelor says there should be a fire insurance policy to cover "Old Flames." * * * Another says he wouldn't get hook- ed for so many tickets and things if it wasn't for the pretty girls who hit him up. * "eo What became of that little girl you went with who was so pensive? Oh, I had to drop her--She became so expensive. * * * One editor wonders if people really enjoy playing golf, or do they get more out of wearing golf pants? ca a * Some men thirst after fame, some after love, some after money, and Partridge Sanitary & Heating Engineers Stratford and Toronto a -- Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing 29 Ontario Phone 1257 practically all of us after eating salt- ed peanuts ; * bad * ; Jones--"If the grocer calls for his money tell him I'm out." } Mrs. Jones. "That would be} telling a lie." ' "Nothing of the kind. I'm out of cash." ' * * * Schoolmaster--"Can any boy tell | me what is meant by the yellow per } il?" | Bright pupil--'Please, sir, a banana- |skin left on the pavement. ak ¥* x } | | | | | Love is what makes a good looking girl think some skinny runt of a wind- bag is a great big, wonderful man. ee ee A COMMON CAUSE OF INJURY Is the protruding nail! Get-your shoes well soled by our superior repair men. Neglecting to get your shoes soled may be the cause of serious trouble. Superior Repair Shop 119 Ontario St, Phone 94 Betty--What did you have for lunch? Lou--Oh, I had a double malted milk with an egg. Betty--Who was the egg? - * + Son--(Making out an account for father). "How much shall I eharge Smith for that little job--ten hours' work?" Carpenter--"That would be $9, but make it $10--wait a minute--put $11 so that it doesn't look as if I have been making round figures." ,iwes A lovely young lady named Rose, Forgot to powder her nose; While crossing the street She remembered that feat grows. cd a * "Is that a memento of some kind in that locket of yours?" | "Yes; it is a lock of my husband's | hair." "But your husband is still alive." "Yes: but his hair is gone." * = * Traveler from Central Africa says |and stare at each other for hours, only | emitting an occasional disgusted grunt. It looks as if bridge had reach- ed Central Africa. ae ca cd |. Before the stock market crash and or Kid; all sizes. Out they go in orde to RAISE CASH AT ONCE t Wait, Sale Price Me epen ks aks @ Lo ee aed Cut-Rate Shoe Store 13 MARKET PLACE OTHERS AT $2.98 § $3.89 $3.39 COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Ege Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Selvay Ceke CORNISH COAL CO. Phone 44 Now she sleeps where this epitaph | |that the natives in some districts sit | her inquiry. It occurred to her that by aj} little strategy she might get the | truth from the girl, so she said: | "Now, Mary, I want you to an-| iswer me candidly. Which of my} two sons do you like going out with | best--George or Joseph?" "Well, madam," replied the-giri' rT! assured by her mistress's manner, "if ye maun ken, o'the twa I like George | best; but for a downricht guid spree, | gie me thé maister!" * * ~ IF ANY LITTLE WORD If any little word of mine May make a life brighter, If any little song of mine : May make a heart the lighter God help me speak the little word, And take my bit of singing, And drop it in some lonely vale To set the echoes ringing. If any little love of mine ] | May make a life the sweeter, If any little care of mine May make a friend's the fleeter, \If any lift of mine may ease | The burden of another, |God give me love and care and strength f To help my toiling brother. "CHAS. GIBSON Painter and Paper Hanger 4 Try the man who knows how to decorate your rooms. My workmanship is your guarantee. 252 Romeo St. Phone 257j | PIAIT!S| GREETING CARDS For All Occasions. New Shipment of REPRINTS at 50c NOTE! There will be no increase in the price of ENGLISH MAGAZINES. Pat's Bookstore I'he Home of Good Reading. 83 Downie St . Phone 296 AT OUR SHOWROOMS MAY BE SEEN THE LATEST DESIGNS IN PIANOS, RADIOS and PHONOGRAPHS Located now at KENNER'S. BOOKSTORE 70 Ontario Street HEINTZMAN & CO, LTD. For our tuning or repair depart- ment Phonel70 Jas. 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