With Pleasure We Announce OUR GRAND OPENING SENSATIONAL OPENING SPFCIAI S A BEAUTIFUL GIFT WITH EACH PURCHASE! We cordially invite all our friends and customers to pay us a visit and see our lovely new store -- You are under no obligation to purchase -- We'll be very glad to see you --just to say Hello! [Watch | recelets 5 co any watch. LADIES' 15-Jewel Bracelet WATCHES Fully Guaranteed. Regular 12.50. 5.9 = 'Sale price .... GENTS' Wrist Watches Fancy shapes -- 15 jewels and Fully Guaranteed. Regular 15.00. 6 95 Sale price .... oe OF 2 Off | ~--m Clocks Regular 15.00. $8.95 $5.00 Clocks In all colors and shapes. $2.50 Club Bags and Suit Cases Opening special, $1 OO : Club Bags Suit Cases Ladies nuin t d-in f e So in frame-- and Touro a. acks Hat Boxes $6.95 Vo Off Black or brown. $5.95 Just right for vacation. Costume Jewelry for all occasions. Glassware and China In tea or dinner sets. LAMPS Floor, Table, Radio, ete. NUMEROUS TO MENTION B E HER 99 EARLY 'WELLINGTON TOMORROW tebe WESTERN ONTARIO'S E INEST GIFT SHOP THE STRATFORD MIRROR Special Blend Black Tea 35¢ LB. 3 Lhs. $1.00 J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL PARTRIDGE SANITARY & HEATING ENGINEERS Stratford and Toronto Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing 29 Ontario St. Phone 1257 A COMMON CAUSE OF INJURY Is the protruding nail! Get your shoes well soled by our superior repair men. Neglecting to. get your shoes soled may be the cause of serious trouble. Superior Repair Shop || 119 Ontario St, Phone 94 COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke CORNISH COAL CO. PHONE 44 "Doc's Corner yd SS eee SS ener The honeymoon is over when she serves him hot tongue and cold shoul- der. * * * When you. go on a fishing trip and don't have any luck just think how lucky the poor fish have been. * * a Mrs. Snoops--'My husband has no idea what I go through when he snor- es." Mrs. Skaggs--"Mine never knows how much he has in his pockets, either." * * * The mayor had just laid the corner- stone, and the spectators awaited his speech. "What can I-do, Mary?" whispered the mayor to his wife, "I've laid the stone on top of my speech." Bd * * "Don't let every fool kiss you, my | dear." "No, Mother." "And what's more important don't let every kiss fool you." * * * A small boy was sitting rather close to a fussy woman in a crowded bus and he kept on sniffing in a most annoying way. Finally she asked: "Boy, have you a handkerchief?" The small boy looked at her for a few seconds, and then in a dignified manner replied: "Yes, I have; but I don't lend it to strangers." ¢ ¢ @ A diplomat is a person who brings home the bacon without spilling the beans, * * a Pleasing all the people all the time is like fooling all the people all the time. It can't be done. * * A Downie township farmer has de- cided that the most economical time to bring his wife to the city is Wed- nesday afternoon when the stores are all closed. * +. " Sunday, the day of rest. Monday, the day we spend in recovering from queer ways of i apace, 5 ca A story is told of a local drogeist who, while showing a bottle of iodine to a Scotch customer, spilled some on the customer's hand. The druggist ap- ologized, whereupon the Scotchman go hame and cut ma finger and the idine will no be wasted." * % & "No, I don't want you to marry that | young fellow." "But, dad, he's crazy about me, fairly crazy." "Well, I'll do my best to get him in- | to some good institution.' * * bd The bus stopped. and a crowd of holiday m&kers scrambled to enter. | "Will the gentlemen please move up la little to allow more room?" asked the bus drivér as politely as possible. "No, I won't," growled the snappy in- | dividual. | The driver shrugged his should- ers. "All right, you needn't," he said. "J only asked the gentlemen." = ca * A bather got out beyond her depth and her screams soon brought to the rescue the boatman whose business it | was to save anyone in difficulty. A | few strokes carried him to the spot | and he reached out a muscular arm |to grip the poor woman, who was just | about to go under. At this moment her frantic struggles dislodged her bathing cap, which soon floated away, ; : ; carrying with it her wig. "Oh, save my hair," she cried. "Save my hair!" "Madam," replied the gallant re- scuer, "I am a life saver only, not a/| hair restorer." * ~ * NO EXCUSE Constable--Fishing is not allowed | here; five shillings fine. Angler--I am not fishing. I am) teaching my worms to swim. Constable--May I see your worms? Angler--Certainly. (Worms come up at end of line). Constable--But you must pay the | fine. Your worms have no bathing costume and bathing without a cos-| tume is not allowed here. CHAS: GIBSON Painter and Paper Hanger Try the man who knows how to decorate your rooms. My workmanship is your guarantee. 252 Romeo St. Phone 257j remarked: "Oh, it's aw' richt, I'll just | BAY AND NIGHT SERVICE TAXI PHONE 66 PHONE ROY HUEHNERGARD ASBESPHALT ASBESTOS & ASPHALT This can be applied right over your old roof, and adheres per- manently; makes a heavy veneer over the entire surface of any roof and proof against rain, sleet, snow and the insidious ac- ion of ice. 4 THE ASBESPHALT CO. PHONE 2409-w and our representative will call. JOHN C. ROBERTSON 146 Brittania Street L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN 110 Downie St. Phone 176 GREETING CARDS For All Occasions. Z New Shipment of REPRINTS 3 50c NOTE! There will be no increase in the price of ENGLISH MAGAZINES, Pat's Bookstore The Home of Good Reading. 83 Downie St . Phone 296 AT OUR SHOWROOMS MAY BE SEEN THE LATEST DESIGNS IN PIANOS, RADIOS and PHONOGRAPHS Located now at KENNER'S BOOKSTORE 70 Ontario Street HEINTZMAN & CO. LTD. For our tuning or repair depart- ment Phonel70 Jas. Anthony, Manager DOWN & FLEMING | Funeral Service Rooms 94 Ontario St. Phone 314 Mr. Down, 306; Mr. Fleming 311 PETER & SYLVESTER Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 219 12 Ontario St. The World Moves .. So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes and Furniture im By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: P. J. Sinclair theacctouihnietleaae? Pe Freight Shed 2.20. inc. OT OfBce aS ---- Sor 26 ALBERT § ST.