$10,000 Worth of SHOES Bought by auction at a rate on the dol- lar which permits me to sell them at Prices less than other shoe stores can buy them for. This is the newest Shoe Stock in Stratford and consists of the highest grade of Ladies', Misses, Men's, Boys' and Children's Shoes. DALE'S OLD STORE 13 Market Place Stratford, Ont. R. A. BROW HEADQUARTERS School Supplies SEE OUR BIG VALUES IN SCRIBBLERS AND NOTE BOOKS Pat's Bookstore 83 Downie Phone 296 PARTRIDGE SANITARY & HEATING ENGINEERS Stratford and Toronto Plumbing, Heating, Sheet Metal Work and Roofing 29 Ontario St. Phone 1257 THE PLEASURE OF LIVING Is often marred with an un- comfortable pair of shoes. You may have one or more pairs of old shoes that can be repaired and made to look almost like new, by our repair men. TRY THE SUPERIOR WAY Superior Repair Shop 119fOntario St, Phone 94 L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN - 118 Downle St. Phene 175 JS. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533-F Gordon Blk. | Bridge has at least taught a lot of on a side road arouses your indigna- women to add a ee of figures. * * ER instead of ONS: * The door of the ice box in a hea "You are charged, Samuel Johnson, home was left open one night recent- _ly and it is reported that the family | dog ate up everything except the | dog bicsuits. "4 Eo * os The old timers who used to put the cover on Old Dobbin when it rained | now just turns the other side of the car around so it will get washed, * * | | | Sunday School Teacher: "Mary, do you know what wickedness is?" until I came to Sunday School. * * * It would be a great world if empty heads could be used. as a parking space for good ideas. * * % Hattie--Oh Evelyn, did he propose last night? Tell me what it was like. Evelyn--Oh it was very simple. When he started he was on his knees and when he finished I was on them. * * * Magistrate (to prisoner): 'What the gentleman's watch pocket?" Prisoner: "I was only anxious to find out the time." Magistrate: "The months." F time \is six ee, Bee} "My client, my lord,' said the lawyer, "is a most remarkable man, and holds a very responsible position; he is manager of the water works.' amount of water." * * * Clerk--That lady over there wants | will shrink. Clerk: What shall I tell her? Manager--Does it fit her? Clerk--No, it's too large for her. Manager--Tell her certainly it will shrink! * * * - Doctor--"This is a very bad case. I am afraid your wife's mind is com pletely gone." She has been giving me a piece of it. for the past gags years. Wath Wea the use trying to tell a man anything, anyhow, it Sust goes in one ear and out the other. anything it goes in both ears and out of her mouth." % % * The depression has taught a lot of people that there are situations that cannot be corrected by adopting a re- solution. . * Ed * A St. Mary's man says he's so un- lucky that if opportunity knocked at his front door he'd likely be out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. s* €¢ * Mother--"How are you getting on with your golf lessons." Barbara--"My dear, when that pro. told me to address the ball, I actual- ly couldn't page Me a thing to say." Abie (who ee cornered a burglar in his living room): "Hands up or I shoot!" Quick-wittea pvurgrar--"Five dollars for the gun!!" Abie: "Sold." *+ ££. You aren't old until a parked car Mary--'Yes, teacher. But I didn't | were you doing with your hand in! to know if this woollen underwear Husband--"I'm not a bit surprised. | Hubby--"And if you tell a woman | | Stewart | Service Station Falstaff and Nile Streets SHELL GASOLINE AND OILS with stealing five chickens, four ducks, two goats and a donkey and you say you are not guilty. Perhaps you would like to employ counsel and defend the case. "Have you any mon- ey?" "No, Judge." "Have you any property on which you could raise money?" "Yes, Judge; I got five chickons, four ducks, two goats and a donkey." * * * ¥ Minister (seeing an aged negress of the church who has _ put on heavy gone sistah?" Old Negro Woman--Oh, no, suh, he ain't dead. Minister--Why are yo black fo' then? wearin' it's like dis; de ole man nagged an' bothered me so much dat I've went into mournin' fo' muh fust husban,' RYAN'S RADIO SERVICE Phone 1208w 426 Ontario We have installed in our Repair Shop the most modern equipment avail- "Yes," said the judge, "he looks like able. a man who could be trusted with any | | Tubes & Replacement Parts CIGARS, CIGARETTES and TOBACCO ice Cream, Pop,-Confectionery TRY OUR HOT DOGS Stewart's Service Station. TAXI PHONE &G PHONE ROY HUEHNERGARD AT OUR SHOWROOMS MAY BE SEEN THE LATEST DESIGNS IN PIANOS, RADIOS and PHONOGRAPHS Located now at KENNER'S BOOKSTORE 76 Ontario Street HEINTZMAN & CO., LTD. For our tuning or repair depart- ment Phonel70 Jas. Anthony, Manager mourning)--'"Is you' poor husband; Old Negro Woman--Well, Parson, - Office . . So Do We. Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes ' and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: P. J. Sinclair Freight Shed The World Moves 26 ALBERT ST. GASOLINE AND OILS POCAHONTAS, Egg Size COAL ANTHRACITE COAL Red Jacket, Ege Size Solvay Coke CORNISH COAL CO. PHONE 4 4 Have Your HEATING PLANT looked over. Call STRATFORD HEATING SERVICE 11 Ontario Street, Stratford. Day Phone 388 Night Phones: 2312 or 828-F. For Corns and Callouses DR. JOHNSTON'S Callous - Off A 25c box of Callous-Off will dig- -- solve the hardest corn or callous without leaving the slightest ap- pearance of rawness. On gale at drug and shoe stores or sent direct post paid for 25¢ from aboratory. Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Company Stratford, Ont. On Sale at all Drug Stor