bee es eeieiciicosernen aaa om Bee atiencs sing - prigpenaamncins " a me * = = 2 fs sé Big. : - . E ; sie a T E bis " ' Pay i, 7 3 " e sae mo, 9 ae ott eas EE ee ve ; 5 S I R A ee 2m ? WHY TAKE A Health is such a valuable thing and there are so many risks we are compelled to take with it that milk needs these precautions before it is SAFE. USE ilverwood's Safe Milk "es ST. MARYS CITIZEN PASSES SUDDENLY in the act of driving away from the rear of Anderson Stewart's store here shortly after 10 o'clock carried into the nearby residence of C. Ball where he expired soon business, was a mail courier on one of the rural routes out of St. Marys. At one time the late Mr. King was an animal trainer with Ring- ling Bros. circus and during a resi- dence in Toronto was employed as a conductor on the street rail- way. He was about 55 years of 'age and was identified with Knox Church. He leaves to mourn their loss his widow, one son, Alfred of the PROVINCIAL OFFICER RECEIVES PROMOTION Officer Harry Noble of the Provin- cial force who has been stationed at Palmerston for the last few was presented with a gold watch, Since coming to Palmerston Mr. and Mrs. Noble have made many lady and gent bowlers turned out to enjoy their first game of the season. Hight rinks enjoyed the sport during the afternoon. It was reported that the green is in ex- cellent shape and the bowlers are looking forward to a good summer of this sport. Local lacrosse players under the supervision of their manager were out in large numbers Tuesday and prepared the surface of the arena 'THE STRATFORD MIRROR "a SE Ne oa 3 ie ; oe 3 ae Far a os English Black or Mixed China Hall J. L. BRADSHAW a PARTRIDGE SANITARY gas tank is getting low. : s ss ¢€ better place for having been here. * @ 8 Insomnia is sometimes cured by not taking one's conscience to bed. s ss 8 --- 3 a Jump lady jump, shouted the fireman, holding the life net to the] movie star, who stood at the sixth story window with the flames rag- hoarding when they were playing bull market. What's making you look so old?" "Trying to keep young." "Trying to keep young?" "Yes,--ten of them." * *x ae € this morning, Fred King, well years. Mr, Noble has received mer- ) . ; ddenl ited promotion and goes to the | ; : ; ie : rae pie Say 'Be wae acl Sound gistrict. Mr. Noble Breakfast Tea | The longest way round is not]States citizens, and of other countriés, : the sweetest way home ifthe gas, | who wish they had done a little more W a "Hello Bill! You sure have changed. The best fish story so far this sea- son comes from a local nimrod who 'tells us of his being on a small island Harry Noble Leaves Palmerston ree ae eee rca - Spine Ci ; Ani- For Owen Sound; Honored oe AE, ye rs ee as 3 zs Fred King, Former Circus ! Ee Metis Prior "to Stow span <craerasrenenraames mal Trainer, Dies While Departure : . . ease a ed ye F : PALMERSTON, May 26.--Citi- Ch H I] Re : : at Work : zens of Palmerston, Listowel, Har- ina a 66 ? ; ; é 99 -- ST. MARYS, May 26.--While riston and vicinity gathered here qe : : " Tuesday night to bid farewell to : oe a a fter the arrival of Dr. C. F. warm friends who will sincerely : 4 it is foolish to take unnecessary o cage regret their departure. ae i tans ie is ' ; ry ones. Smith. Heart failure is thought Sintec hE "Thomas In the spring time a young 'man's cS perio EE, AP 3 Seer 25 - 40 and 60 watt 2 : : to have been the cause of the Lee, Toronto, with Mrs. Lee's par- fancy turns to anything but work.] ~ t doesn't make ony difference how|{ Bach............cse+see- SACP be fas We pasteurize our milk and have our own farm death. ents, a se Mrs. Be a Ross :. LB. vl rt ' | interesting the sermon is, it's the man 2 a Z : : mous, Toronto, with hi arents, 5 ae : sn : : 7 inspection for nothing else but the protection of k bee sean tos pige: is . 2 "pow Te rae en ae aae aeoeas mula It doesn't® tatter.sa-vnsucy: how, V9 gets. up Ag ealse the window who Haat SS. LAE : n in : arys an istric The local bowlin reen was of- the world began or ho t in| receives the undivided attention of the our customers -- and be 7 r ee mee uaa ooa ae so algae Pate eit ASS: | cause we know that ALL and before starting in the draying ficially opened Tuesday afternoon but it does matter that we leave it| congregation. 2 : y DRO HOP Tel. 460 } when a large number of both the j oats , 4 4 ~ Easy on the eyesandeasytoclean | ERE ervice is supreme The World Moves . . 80 Do We | 3 hs Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes | a so as to be i diti for thei Hi i ts - xe | Saf ORM ema suOae | Sain match ge" fene a & HEATING ENGINEERS |[°"5 tino ee sor," ies ant mer] and Fernie = + : ers, orothy a ; : Ree gol ee 3 ' ut oe cia SRE é ' . es ; ; .Joe Ray and Cecil Ovens visited -- Ly a he ooned him. Quite unconcerned, he Sf hee : Silverwood's Stratford Dairy, Limited London. es SauBhter i> | in Detroit; Mr. and Mrs, Thomas "7 Stratford and Toront shouted back. Tell the director tol oot on putting out fish until he had|| py ne ere ; os Panerai ree' Arkell, with friends in Toronto. a pate io agen a8 send my double here this instant." : PHONES: Pare ee see tae > ? al arrangements have not RS lowered the stream enough to wade ice hae ; O been completed. 4 : bine = Be te = < bey 07 --eemeemeememte soctemrceenanen _ < -- aa) : : a shore. reig Ors cuessguhitiasberseaitl ; Ze , yr, a Plumbing, Heating, Sheet One local man compares the de- /. 3% Office 337 : FOR SERVICE ~ LORD AND LADY BYNG : DEPART FOR ENGLAND heres A : pression to visiting relatives who 'come uninvited and never know -when to leave. -- GASOLINE AND OILS -- "h : A Boston college professor says 'we are living in a world of change. We'd like to see some of it. 29 Ontario St. Phone 1257 ]|) An tes ae * Metal Work and Roofing pair of trousers his wife cut off the always use the beter | 9 | DOWN & FLEMING fj wroncte 707 _ Wilma Murray, 16 Wellington Street, Wins Theatre spread ps = ele Jeane Differe: : os One of the hard luck stories of the} photographers could make money -- * : . * COME 3 3 -] d man } ; ; Tickets for Last Week's "J olly Jingle Dicuss tienerak Halle lrrerence 3 year comes from a one S86e by taking pictures of fellows who are = 3 g MONTREAL, May $6.-1Cr) = aed who laments that after buying a new chasing prosperity ee the corner. " p> --->~ s Concluding a leisurely journey in quest of health, Lord Byng of Vimy, former Governor-General of L. COOK "Mrs. Sage," said the-lodger, "I should like to know whose ferryboats ca es Vee v india. Ee SS Canada, iled tod é : 4 th: oe F R BY DUD T. SHER JR - Roatelare. for Geonae "He eh ease ee oe ie onl anyine ra The man who used to cry "Down these are that I tripped over in the PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN agi te eae Me cede : Br 94 Ontario St. With Everything", ought to get a lot hall." 110 Downle St. Phone 176 eae Pes ae AG ke i Phene Sit ; of satisfaction out of present-day "Ferry-boats, indeed sir!" replied ; é Me, Bee ee aed ged echnical the landlady. "These are my _ shoes. Pacific coast, on the last leg of a prices. Ps ile SAY THAT TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, IS ABSURD. : 'IT SEEMS To BE BECAUSE, You SEE, | Enjoy Rubber Heel Comfort! Very polite of you to call them ferry- boats!" trip which took them to the West Sets, Indies, and then through the Pan- No girl should marry a man until 1 ' ama Canal on an ocean voyage. hy ey 5 THE TRUTH'S SO SELDOM HEARD. They visited the principal cities of they have tried to pick out wall-paper| "I didn't say ferry-boats, Mrs. Sage, 4 Canna P P y aie ee "= 4 oe , aid the quick-thinking lodger. "You 4 The former Governor-General's For Corns and Callouses together. ar es ae d . od tid -- tes I ge visit to the Dominion was 4a pri- Ss a DR. JOHNS TON'S misun ¥ a ood | wo . : Fe | vate one and no public functions : One local man says the wolf has said--fairy boots, madam. : : were held. Ill health forced Lord : , hat he ie ae a Byng to resign as head of Lon- : . spp Bante Broun sie dock ee ee The first step in training a child to PHONE PHONE -- n / don's Metropolitan Police Force, a Uperor RepaireShop Ff bad is afraid the police will think it's a e a s EP. ng ' : : : " post he assumed after concluding O io S : bh Sp police dog and make him buy a tag. button his clothing properly is to see City Calls 1 or 2 passengers 250 v his term as representative of the 119 Ontario st. Phone 941 ue that the buttons are on the clothes. a } 3 King at Ottawa. 4 - A 250 box of Callous-Otf wil dis- aban ea ws. ROY HUEHNERGARD i = a solve the hardest corn or ous ; ives eople fy i : eet a = & without leaving the slightest ap- pkg mapa see : oa ahi ie pinta cays ret For "Speciai Theatre Service" } Two Arrested In Bruce aM pearance of rawness, On sale more time to play but it plays meaner, more cowardly act than yours Phone 616 §. i f O 4 ea ' ag at drug and shoe stores or sent devil with their pocketbook. You have left your wife. Do you Adults 10c aa hildren® at ; or Operating Illicit Still 24 direct post paid for 25¢ from 'cee ici: that vole a ieee aed KINCARDINE, May 26.--Prov. ROOM S Ss aboratory. k Ghedageg ye ae realize that 3 et . me Constables Kierman of Kincardine Be Dr. Johnston's Callous-Off Mary, your sweetheart: 1s Sam: "Judge, if you knowd dat : ee Tene ted eta to aap Ee, ° Co ne door." id lady as well as ah does, you eal nae a a still, mash and other appliances a4 m i . 's my sweet- . : Z 4 for the manufacture of moonshine, a St Po How do you know he's my call me a deserter, Judge. Ise « re " o ; Tuesday, when they paid the wood- Bs ratford, Ont heart, father?" fugee." es eset of Bruce' township, near 3 "He is smoking one of my cigars." * * & e ine, a visit. Alex Schneide iv : : ag ' ; and George Dixon, in a yas of Five rooms at 40 Erie Street, ® roe I cannot praise the parson's eyes, ANTHRACITE COAL the still, were placed under arrest for $15.00 per month. Apply Be SEND IT IN The difference between the old- I never saw his glance divine. P oO Egg Size and taken to Walkerton where It you have a bit of news, fashioned gir) andthe capdern; girl He always shuts them when he prays, OCAH INTAS, Eg : they were remanded till May 30, to i appear in Kincardine to newer ee eee att a a eee eee Fred Crocker 7 2 Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke _-- Send it in; is: The -- - --terene etme Ae nen Sea a charges which are Jaid. 40 Erie Street Or a joke that will amuse, when she is ashamed and the modern thie: | ite Police transferred-- Constable Send it in; girl is ashamed when she blushes. CORNISH COAL C0. : cg cee Ser sae of Kitchener who A story that is true,- - ae Hy, (eaiess Pag es : Ch a ek ee MIRROR An ineident that's new, Yet if all were good and wise bac Have Your Phone 44 Bae ee . ECATIRS @ SrECLGTY CO. ston to succeed Constable Noble. We want to hear from you. would care for all the ee oye NG : Bi z a a found--It : is bes A D V E R T I S I N G Send it in; : doctors, lawyers 0963 preachers? FAVETROUGHI ; a . - : ; corner. stone o , . a : . eae ies ' Upper Canada Academy which Don't walt ere ee * Chief--How did you come to raid looked over. Call | ea i : ETT The Fletcher Johnston Press f fi Job eke was laid in 1832, has been found in B R I N G § Send it in; Kot , PETER & SYI 'NTR 4 Of Tine Pr inting ee oe ane eee OF She Dane Don't let 'em beat you to ! odie ope ig? "4 - STRATFORD orcas : a ing at Cobourg. R E S U L T iS Dry Agent--Well, it struck me fun- ICE ' Will de ig ete, Se : \ | ny that such a lot of fellows should HEATING SERVI ' eH Someta ee ¥ | puy "hair restorer from a pald-headed|{ 11 Ontarlo Street, Stratford. = {|| _ Plumbing ms SE : Just which ever you like best, fal eats re see ge 'Day Phone 388 Sees. A pes / The Editor will dothe rest, = = = | ae * + * bye eae 'Night Phones: 2812 or Begs Piece ° number of | msm Send it in, There are a great * x a or * i in sit Rein sii rs 3 Ey FAS Ne i See! ee ea ae eet