THE STRATFORD MIRROR SCL MIQues bY DUDLEY FiGHEke or aa WAS A YOUNG: MAN, AND A BRIGHT ONE, SAID, "HURRAY, FOYS I'VE FOUND ME THE RIGHT ONE. SHE (8N'T COCD LOOKING , BUT, GOLLY, SUCH COOKING ! AND WHAT COULD DO MORE TO DELIGHT ONE. * Bem, + ine | The Jolly Jingle drawing sent in by Audrey Vollick, 383 Ontario Street was exceptionally good and won the Theatre tickets for that week. Let Us Serve You with your next supply of bicca or social stationery--~ it will be _to your advantage to give us your order. In every particular we can serve you well. Let us brighten up old desiqns if you want to catch this year's dollars. pare Our craftsmanlike printing attracts and its use always gives a distinct pleasure. Ls The Fletcher Johnston Press . Publishers of "The Stratford Mirror" 123 Ontario St. Stratford, Ont. Stratford Nats. Are In The Driver's Seat The Nats. are in the driver's seat, with whip in hand and the pyjamas and tooth brushes in the club bags. It looks as if they will be journeying to Brantford to engage the famed Red Sox in the finals for the Intercounty title. Stratford's hopefuls have the first game of the semi-finals their belts as the result of a smart win at Ingersoll on Saturday last, and to- | morrow they engage the cheese hounds in the second game here. If they win, and their supporters believe they will, | 18 119 Waterloo and William. it will be "on to Brantford." The locals are not underestimating 21 Galt 92 the Ingersoll squad however. did that and found themselves watch- ing the play-downs from the sidelines. | The very fact that last Saturday's | tussle went two extra innings may , be taken as an indication of the brand | of ball which is likely to be offered to- morrow. Ingersoll's athletes have a habit of doing the unexpected at un-, expected moments, and the Nats. will | be on their guard to see that they are not the victims of another upset by ' the cheese town outfit. Ken. Biddle was serving them up to his former team, mates on Satur. day, while McIntyre, the wandering | ball player, was on the mound for IngersoH. It would not be surprising if these two continued their duel here tomorrow. Answers will be found on last page 1--In what year was the armouries built? 2--The corner stone of what new lo- cal building was laid in 1930? 4---Who is the present Crown Attor- .ney of Perth County? 5--When_was work on the erection of St. John's Church started? 6--When did Stratford win its last O. H. A. intermediate title? 7--Who is the present chairman of the Parks Board? 8--When was the course opened? 9--Who is chairman of the golf course committee on the city coun- cil? 10--Why are "sea fleas" not permis- sable on the Avon? J.S. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533-F Gordon Blk. municipal golf under |- Can vo. Answer Fire Alarm Box Locations Fire Hall. Downie and Norfolk. Chestnut and Railway Ave. Linton Ave. General Hospital. Centre and St. Vincent St. Douglas and St. Vincent St. Caroline and Avon. * ' Huron and John. Huron and Huntingdon Ave. Caledonia and St. Vincent. 17 Mornington and Britannia. Princess and Mornington. Cobourg and Waterloo. Nile and Rebecca. 23 Ontario and Nile. 24 Water and Front. '25 Albert and Front. '26 Ontario and Queen. i277 Romeo and Ontario. 28 Brunswick and King. 29 Well and Brunswick. 81 Waterloo and Douro. 82 Nile and Falstaff. \383 Perth and Laurier. 84 Milton and Front. Front and Douro. 86 Douro and Trinity. 42 St. David and Argyle. 43. Cambria and Nelson. 45 Downie and Gore. 46 Gore and Dufferin. 4% Blake and Crooks. 48 Dufferin and Elm. Erie and St. David. St. David and Birmingham. Shrewsberry and Cambria. Erie and Gore. Erie and Pine. Downie and George. Ubelacker Meat Market. Downie and Albert. Post Office. Church and St. Andrew. Huron and Douglas. Collegiate Institute. Normal School. what to do with the dog? station. Jill does so, found it. Matinee enjoyed. Jack now calls at police station and claims "lost" dog. ward for the finder; does so. ceives the two dollars. 'All is well."'~ Eat Your Way To Health Have on the table every 56 Huron Street Dr. Jackson's Alkali-Forming, Laxative - Roman Meal Bread The Bread that is the most easily digested. Ly Bread Co. day for the whole family : *Thevels A Difference-- in Rubber Heels. We always use the better RING. Put on while wait. , 'Enjoy Rubber _ Heel Comfort! "Superior Repair Shop 119 Ontario St. aed Phone 941 TAXI PHONE 66 PHONE City Calls 1 or 2 passengers 25c ROY HUEHNERGARD For "Special Theatre Service" Phone 616 Adults 10c Children 5c Strachan near Shakespeare Sch _ Jill, accompanied by her dog, is out walking. She meets Jack, who invites her to the matinee. Jill is willing--but-- Jack suggests taking it to the police Have Your EAVETROUGHING looked over. Call STRATFORD | HEATING SERVICE 11 Ontario Street, Stratford. Day Phone 3888 Night Phones: 2312 or 828-F. The owl didn't earn its reputation for wisdom by talking too much, The Seven Ages of Woman: Crib- age, camoufl-age, man-age, garb-age, Marri-age, Veribage, twenty-five. A Scotsman who lost the sight of one eye asked the young lady at the box office if he couldn't get into the movie show for half price. : Jakie: Ikey, you should put the blind down when you kiss your wife. I saw you last night. Ikey: The joke's on you, Jakie. I wasn't home. last night. When a man asks a girl for her hand he is likely to want to put it in some dishwater. The following notice was. included in a church weekly bulletin: Miss Weight will sing her farewell solo, "Thanks be to God!" Lives of great men oft remind us we can make our rolls subime, and departing leave behind us_ wealthy widows in their prime. Speaking of men's fashions, we 'would venture the opinion that there will be very little change in trouser pockets this winter. "Come, 'all 'yo'; "and. be baptized," cried the colored evangelist. "But, Ah've ben baptized by the Presbyterians," said Rastus, "Lo'd,' cried the Baptist minister, "You' only been dry cleaned." pretending she has : Is told he must leave two dollars re- Jill then drops in as "finder" re- fe ; P. J. Sinclair The World Moves .. So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos, Safes : and Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: Freight Sheds............. oraknene Office 26 ALBERT ST. "GASOLINE AND OILS Phone 2345 COAL ANTHRACITE COAL - POCAHONTAS, Egg Size - Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke - CORNISH COAL CO. ee 44 Life in the city is most annoying. If some motorist isn't tearing down the street, some contractor is tearing it up. Maybe this depression is only a 'blessing in disguise, but the disguise .is too blame realistic to suit most of us. "What beats a nice thick, Turkish carpet?' asks an advertiser. A husband, usually. Boy--"Mither says these matches will no light. Here they are." Grocer--"But didn't I scratch them on my trousers and show you they were all right when you~ brought them back before?" Boy--"Yes, but mither says she hasna' time to come and scratch all her matches on ye're breecks." "Sir, I have courted your daughter for six years." "Well, what do you want?" "To marry her of course." "Good; I thought you wanted a pension or something." "Cheer up, "Biddy," said Mike, "shure and oi've jist got a job as.a 'night watchman." "Well now," replied Biddy, "an' if Oi've only jist new night- that ain't aggravatin'. finished makin ye two shirts." "Oi! Oil! but dot's a lufly diamond pin you have in your tie, Isaac. Li didn't know you vos so rich you'could afford it." "Quit eso," replied Isaac. "Mine friendt Solomon left $500 in his will to buy a stone to his memory. Dot's the stone." "Weel, Sandy, and hoo are ye likin' marrit life?' "Not at all,' replied Sandy. "She's aye ask, ask, askin' for money." "Hoo much hae ye gi'en her?" "Nane as yet." They were conversing on art, "T know an artist who painted a room ceiling that the maid spent an hour trying to get it down," said hubby. Wifey laughted. 'I'm afraid I can't believe that, old dear,' she re- plied. "Why not?" said hubby, rather hurt. "Artists have been known to is such things." Perhaps," returned wifey, maids haven't." "but "WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU?" To the preacher life's a sermon, To the joker it's a jest; To the miser life is money, To the loafer life is rest. To the lawyer life's a trial; To the poet life's a song; To the doctor life's a patient _ That needs treatment right-along. _ To the soldier life's a battle, To the teacher life's a school; Life's a good thing to the grafter, It's a failure to the fool. To the man upon the engine Life's a long and heavy grade, It's a gamble to the gambler, To the merchant life is trade. Life's a picture to the artist, To the rascal life's a fraud; Life perhaps is but a burden To the man beneath the hod. Life is lovely to the lover, To the player life's a play; life may be a load of trouble To the man upon the dray. Life is but a long vacation To the man who loves his work; Life's an everlasting effort To shun duty, to the shirk. To the earnest Christian worker Life's a story ever new; Life is what we try to make it-- 'Brother, what is life to you? Charles T. Newell Registered Optometrist 184 Wellington St. Phone 204 Entrance through Roche's Jewelry Store). Quality Tea at Popular Price CHINA HALL English Breakfast Tea 45c J. L. BRADSHAW China Hall cobweb so realistically on his dining VULCANIZING Tire Repairs of all kinds BATTERIES Recharging Repairing All Work Guaranteed STRATFORD TIRE & BATTERY 132 Ontario Street Puonrs--Day 800 Night { 737) 1339-J PETER & SYLVESTER Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating Electric Phone 219 12 Ontario St MURRAY'S MAKE THAT OLD SUIT NEW "Suits Pressed Suits French Cleaned and Pressed Ladies' Dresses Cleaned and Pressed Prompt, Courteous Reliable MURRAY CLEANERS AND DYERS 148. St. Patrick Phone 171 L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTRICIAN 110 Downie St. Phone 178 ImportantNotice To Tenants and Landlords : Fumigating by experts. Re- sults guaranteed. Bedbugs, cockroaches, rats, mice, moths and all vermin. Estimates free and confidential. Phone 115 for information.