THE § TRATFORD Out, INGLES QWeuxGiinetes | "8 HY WORRY WHAT REFORMERS SAY 9? " page apo Boh CRITICS ROW 9 ES IN CLOTHES WERE BEST, WHY, MOTHER DEAR WOULD WEAR THEM NOW -- | uM If you have had an argument with| The imbecility of keeping up a mil- your wife and want to get even with |lion-dollar front on a dollar income her, sharpen a lead pencil in the kit-|now seems apparent to everybody ex- chen sink. cept legislators. niet Insist On asteurized ilk- Clean, wholesome food is the first requisite for strong, healthy bodies. Careful mothers in pre- paring the daily food for their families take every precaution to insure safety. They cook or thor- oughly wash the meat or vegetables. They re- move the protective coreings on fruits and nuts. They are sure that the drinking water is safe. ™~ _ » They depend upon the milkman to make their daily milk supply safe by proper pasteurization. Our milk is pasteurized. By every modern means available you and your family are assured of wholesome nutritious and safe milk. Phone 77 0 for service. ™~ | Silverwood's Stratford Dairy Ltd. through rough water. STURGEON FALLS GIRL IS DROWNED Body of Miss Annette March- ildon Is Recovered From. Lake Nipissing STURGEON FALLS, Ont., Aug. 17 (CP)--The body of Annette, 18- year-old daughter of Major 7 Ug aa Marchildon, was recovered to-day from Lake Nipissing. The girl was drowned last night when the skiff in which she was rowing capsized in a storm. : Miss Marchildon was rowing in the skiff with Miss Germaine Prieur, Paul Charbonneau and Louis Levesque, all of Sturgeon Falls. A squall swept down on the lit- tle craft and all four occupants were cast into the water. In the pitch darkness of the night Miss Marchildon was~lost as the other three made their way to shore Her body was washed onto the beach to-day. The dead girl and Miss Prieur left their homes yesterday to spend a vacation at Major Marchildon's summer camp at Champlain Park near here. The funeral will be held Friday morning and burial will be made at the Catholic cemetery here. Two brothers and the parents sur- vive. NATIVE OF WOODSTOCK ~ SUCCUMBS IN WINDSOR Mrs. John A. McKay Had Been An Invalid For Number of Years WINDSOR, Ont., Aug. 17--(CP) --Death today claimed Mrs. Mar- garet Rose McKay, wife of John A. McKay, who for 28 years was publisher of the Windsor Record. _ Mrs. McKay had been ill for 16 years, most of the time practically an invalid. Born in Woodstock daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs, John Brotchie, she was married in 1890 to John McKay, who was then on the staff of the Woodstock Sen- tinel-Review. That fall they came to Windsor when Mr. McKay be- came publisher of the Record. Mrs. McKay was especially talented as a. musician and played the first pipe organ in Woodstock. Surviving are the husband, two sons and two daughters. The sons are Kenneth D. of the Border Cit- ies Star staff. Douglas Alexander, of the Los Angeles Times, and the daughters are Mrs. Barton J. Mothersill and Mrs, L. A. McHugh of. Windsor. Funeral arrangements have not been completed. = in 1867, a) Fire Alarm Box Locations: 4 Fire Hall. 5 Downie and Norfolk. 6 Chestnut and Railway Ave. q Linton Ave. 8 General Hospital 9 Centre and St. Vincent St. 12 Douglas and St. Vincent. St. 13 Caroline and Avon. 14 Huron and John. 15 Huron and Huntingdon Ave. 16 Caledonia and St. Vincent. 17. Mornington and Britannia. 18 Princess and Mornington. 19 Waterloo and William. 21 Cobourg and Waterloo. 22 Nile and Rebecca. ; 23 Ontario and Nile. 24 Water and Front. 25 Albert and Front. Sa 26 Ontario and Queen. i 27. Romeo and Ontario. 28 Brunswick and King. ; :29 Well and Brunswick. 2 81 Waterloo and Douro. if For Corns and Callouses DR. JOHNSTON'S Callous - Off | A 25c box of Callous-Off will dis- solve the hardest corn or callous without leaving the slightest ap- pearance of rawness. On sale at drug and shoe stores or sent direct post paid for 25c from aboratory. see Dr. Johnston's Callous-Of Company Stratford, Ont. $2 Nile and Falstaff. 33 Perth and Laurier. 84 Milton and Front. : 85 Front and Douro. by $6 Douro and Trinity. : 42 St. David and Argyle. 5 43 Cambria and Nelson. 45 Downie and Gore. 46 Gore and Dufferin. tg 47 Blake and Crooks. 48 Dufferin and Elm. t 51 Erie and St. David. 52 St. David and Birmingham. 53 Shrewsberry and Cambria. 54 Erie and Gore. 6% Erie and Pine. 61 Downie and George. 62 Uhbelacker Meat Market. 638 Downie and Albert. '64 Post Office. 65 Church and St. Andrew. 67 Huron and Douglas. 72 Collegiate Institute. 74 Strachan near Shakespeare Sch Normal School. ra Eat Your Way To Health 56 Huron Street Have on the table every day for the whole family Dr. Jackson's : Alkali-Forming, Laxative Roman Meal Bread The Bread that is the most easily digested. T. V. B. Bread Co. Phone 2345 an a ian a Rie ener RT Ste tae RARE i Sd Bate nae ae tea ee ee 3 os 3 Meares eee =e z SF pene 5 he ee THE STRATFORD MIRROR EE | There's A | Difference-- a | Enjoy Rubber | Heel Comfort ! : Superior Repair Shop t19 Ontario St. in Rubber Heels. We always use the better kind. . Put on while wait. Phone 941 "Doc's Corner" Most people don't need to know any- thing about aviation to go up in the air. * % * Asked by her mother whether she had a pleasant time while out driv- ing with her boy friend, a flapper re- plied: "Oh, yes; you know I was in good hands all the time." * * Eg Doctor No. 1--'Did you hold the mirror to her face to see if she was 'still breathing?" Doctor No. 2--'"Yes, and she opened one eye, gasped and reached for her powder puff." x * * For every single bride-to-be eo ean oe eee City AX] : PHONE GG PHone Calls 1 or 2 passengers 25c For Adults 10c ROY HUBHNERGARD "Special Theatre Service" Phone 616 There's some old maid who's tried- to-be. * * * It's much better to keep your nose ing it into the affairs of others. * * * A man arrested for his arm around a lamp-post, shouting: "Tet me in!" lived there 'he said: There's a light upstairs." Children 5c *x* * * ent,© | _ EAVETROUGHING "HEATING SERVICE Night Phones: 2312 or 828-F. Have Your looked over. Call STRATFORD Ontario Street, Stratford. Day Phone 388 tions are selling groceries. * * ae Dick--You took that from the notions last night, didn't you? good-night, too. ' Dick--What did she say? be all?" * * * chew gum so no one will notice it. * * * The We World Moves . . So Do We Stratford Cartage Safes -- Move Pianos, and Furniture courteous and reliable men. By PHONES: P, J. Sinclair 2264 Freight Sheds.....0-..scessesseree ees 857 Office 387 26 ALBERT ST. GASOLINE AND OILS but a new batch of wrinkles. * * * friend asked the reason for this. Scot. ting a little brother." * * % "CORNISH COAL CO. OAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Size Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke Phone 44 medical practitioner * * * books to satisfy their thirst for kno ledge. ss * "Advertising surely brings result close to the grindstone than to be pok- drunkenness was said to have been discovered with When told that nobody "Don't lie to me. Since the grocery stores have stop- ped selling gasoline, the service sta- little blonde department home Tom--I'll say I did and I kissed her - Tom--Oh, she just said, "Will na A skillful person is one who can Worry seldom produces anything A Scotsman a planning his new home, left the roof off one room. A "Oh, that's the shower," replied the * * * "And how," inquired the Sunday School teacher, "can Wwe promote brotherly love?" aie ® "I know," volunteered a small boy visiting from another city. "By get- You don't have to bea qualified to cure a ham. Aberdonians are said to read dry A real friend is a person we may neglect while running after somebody else who doesn't care two hoots for us. * * * "A poor assistant," says one politi- cian, "is a fellow who will subscribe to your opinions, but not to your cam- paign fund." * * * "Tt's a good thing, cremation," said Pat. "When yez is cremated, yez can have the ashes put in a little tin box an' carry 'em around wid yez in your vest pocket." Preserving Kettles A large stock to choose from in Enamelled and Aluminum Ware. IN THE BASEMENT J. L. BRADSHAW China Hall ' * * The old bureau in the home was a place in which you could hide your money and find it when you wanted it. A government bureau is a place where you put your money but never: see it again. { +e "How much did you pay for that hat?" asked hubby. "Ten dollars," replied wifey. "What? Ten dollars! Why it's a sin!" "Never mind,' said wifey. "The sin will be on my head." es ¢ & Cub reporter--I'd like some advice, sir,,on how to run a newspaper. { person, son. Ask one of our subserib- ers. *x* ke & When one is young the future is filled with~promise, but as he grows older it becomes overcast with promis- sory notes. % %* * "Are black cats lucky, Dad?" asked little Jimmy. "Yes," replied Dad, "why do you ask?" : "'Cause there was one on the table just now eating your dinner." 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I lost a string of imitation pearls and had a string of genuine pearls returned to me. : : * *£ *® The girl who buys cheap stockings often gets a run for her money. J. §. RUSSELL Registered Architect Phone 1533-F Gordon Blk. sults guaranteed. Bedbugs, cockroaches, rats, mice, moths and all vermin. Estimates free and confidential. Phone 415 for information.