'THE STRATFORD MIRROR + THE STRATFORD MIRROR Lots of Laughs To Chase The Gloom - Clouds Away! ----____-- a . = 3 2) 7 "Doc's Corner ia A Feature" ® Concerning The Home and Home - Makers! Sf Anthracite and Bituminous 23 iP oS ee a ae iicidcchpedalincaliancbabess nc sic aoe ee a eee Good Evening! "Pat," said Mike, "it's the hard COAL worker ye are! How many hods of DONNER COKE ei j ie = : = of ---- & ie : : A CHARMING LITTLE mortar have ye carried this mornin'?" "It isn't necessary to consult an ex- pensive diet specialist. Just quit ; : Whist!" said Pat. "I'm no hard : ; V os S Se : me ee 3 ges ae ert the good things you like worker. I'm just carrying the same Lykens alley Blower Fuel ee pe < Colonial Bedroom Ss se » : * neers, " pre f ; be = 4 load o' mortar up and down the lad- Ks 2S ee AN EASTER CANTICLE WASHINGTON COCOANUT PIE : ; ; i i ale Receipts About all we can say for using the er 88 se ee 2 se che hes nD Guaranteed to clinker. City Se P In every trembling bud and bloom One-half cup butter, two eggs, one- old car another year is that repair | thinkin' I'm workin'. oe oe ies That cleaves the earth, a flowery; half cup milk, one cup sugar, one And nothing can be more charming than the quaint old styles, Rite need the business, Diaigee Cee a eae ike euplaks PHONE 2400 ee ies sword, teaspoon vanilla, two teaspoons of MODERN in comfort and size--to please a modern house- It is just about as 1 hard to get an|Ting when you were in the bathtub = a ge T see Thee come from out the tomb, | baking powder, about one and three- SIGIR. ' a e 3 a te fies S. Thou risen Lord. uarter cups flo little m iec i : and there was nobody else at home? eo 4 g COAL CO com Be pee : a P ur, or a little more, 3 Piece Suites extra thousand miles out of the old : ? EFNNOX x ; ua ee In every April wind that sings depending on the brand of flour ead! , : : is "Oh, yes,' 'replied the family man. as low as ee cee Sree, fhe Nd: car. Down lanes that make the heart/Cream butter and sugar until light: ----__--_-- "What did you do?" eS : : : ; situ réslly seout to sea the'ainart<| "wats cide caiie emit, auad have ag Pew eye bare sie ere eggs, th evanilla,/ are certainly in the fashion for good taste at moderate cost. ; 78 milk an our, alternately. est, cutest and sweetest baby in the!lalso made a few remarks to a flat ---- =. 3 - se i i W W = -- eg | ee brings Sift the flour and baking powder . : -- -- OO co I hear Thy voice. together first. Beat well, and pour NE ILLO S _ world, just get any mother to show|tire, so draw your own conclusions." you hers, ---- iy ; 5 ane figs ~ 5G te ae She had been parked near a fire ier hee Lo! every tulip is a cup into two well-buttered and ee] ; 'Here lies a man who saved his all hydrant for an hour. As she unlock- gaat Ee ae Se oe To hold Thy morning's brimming | sprinkled layer tins, and bake in a! < \ \ Fresh pillows are far more _ For days when the rain and snow|/ed the car and got in, a cop who had ie wine; : moderately hot oven. Put cream . i} HN AY, important than most people The World Moves ...So Do We og) Dri eis Wt PRE A Ni suppose Have new pil- should fall; been waiting for the culprit to show Drink, O my soul, the wonder up-- | filling between lawers, as follows: ee ee PPSPe: P _ He knew no pleasure, shared no game yp, sauntered up and remarked very At Your Service Stratford C art age ee Ke 4 - 'se cc Oiis'abid seal alba eee fe ap ' i ie > lows on every bed. Now And died before the blizzard came. kindly: | Payee 'The great Lord God invisible, tablespoons sugar, one tablespoon of . \ RSMO A EAS ae ae "T've been waiting a long time to with a modern equipped We Move Pianos, Safes and e ae a8 ' a Hath roused to rapture the green| butter, two tablespoons flour, two ») } i} 4) iN y ' . = eee see you lady." What's your name?" Furniture eee Pe cee. _ >| eggs, three-quarters cup milk, one ms : iL i » $1 25 _ to tive in @ small town, and see the| 1. smiled her sweetest, and as she|| Shoe Repair Shop and ees Gd clits fie Through sunlit mead and dew-drench;| tablespoon vanilla. Put milk on to das bei Weide _ blue sky overhead. But it's the other re Be : ed dell scald; add flour which has been mixed Se PAIR put her foot on the starter, replied: Ht oleriieiee: | Sea Be : oo that makes most of us feel|" i youldn't do you any good if 1|| Reliable Workmen..... Seo aes SB I see Him pase, to a smooth paste with a little water. ee este a Gat ny Freight Sheds , eens - $ e His old inmmortes glory wakes Cream butter, sugar and eggs, and); - Office a The rushing streams and emerald] add this to the first mixture stirring Young man (at dance): See that girl husband is much bigger than you and For a hurry up Half a i ; FUNERAL SERVICE DEPT 80 ONTARIO ST. ae : : % : ERT ST. é hills; E it i i * PHONE 33 NIGHT 376 over there? She's a very stylish| very jealous. Sole, sewed or nail- 26 ALBERT S$ on constantly. When it is smooth and : PEs : 8 ae His ancient trumpet softly shakes thick ; _ dresser. She changes her clothes| ~ ed, bring your old GASOLINE AND OILS Pie The eae . " Bie vee es Nain ges and flavoring. sometimes two and three times a| " Story is nid OF-e 40081. YOURS en shoes to us and have ; piace between layers, and serve ace : who went to a farm -- one evening thant dousihe : 4 é E : Thou la dead! Thou art the/|while fresh, She: R WHITE & CO _ Friend: That's nothing. We have a/*ecently to seek a 390; He wae. Ue roe: s a ; : ee ys Of life that quickens in the sod; cont ; ecessful, so he told the farmer if SUPERIOR WAY ecg bee q ; WHEN APRIL COMES " a baby at home that has her's changed | see x1 - ay i : Green April is Thy very soul,- When it isn't April 80 Ontario St. Phone 33 i j for the night he : os An ten and twelve times. he would put him up | fe . ae, amen would work for him the next day. t.. & os $ 1 Thou great Lord God. * pase bas aie _ She gave up the idea of her Euro-|This was agreed upon and the young Superior Repair Shop ee ee a So Oumeiee Fieon Pears. Piste tect we Ak pean trip because someone told her|man went to bed. He was called by PLUMBER AND ELECTICIAN ee: 2 * * '* April is so dear! WONDER IF THIS WAS "No, sir," was the reply, "but I know that travelling broadened one so. the farmer at 4 a.m., hurriedly dressed : Ph 175 abi , April is so human, RD LAWYER 'what you want. My husband is sure to * ; ' 2 ne I 110 Downie St. one ee F : "ge Wier ; A STRATFO ape Te oe and disappeared into the darkness. 119 Ontario St Phone 94 é : Said the mind, with a sigh: "Ah, A smile and then a tear! A certain lawyer who was a can- vote for you, because you got him off Ls : ss - Crewe Ps Pil es = We sent a sick friend some brandied The farmer went outside after him oy Bee. - me! The body receives attention But now we welcome April: didate for a municipal office went out oF BSEG. TRAE Pan 188L. eee and called: "Hey, you, come back and | -- ck daily. They serve it with breakfast, The birds their journey start, jcanvassing one day and Knocked at a) | Tim SOs tt His, 3 Oe _ that he could not eat the cherries but fant het ou. start! eee ; And so, this year, dear April cottage door. The door was opened by : ' eae eat your breakfas efore y , < o® ; with luncheon and tea, and pet it and : , a woman. "Alleged be blowed!" was the wo- ay he appreciated the spirit in which|+, work. "I'm not starting to work," fuss it and deck it out gaily. Colored We'll never have to part. "Is your husband in, Mrs.--?" in-| man's reply. "Come on in and have a = they were sent, was the reply, "I'm going to find a I've found a way! I'll keep you quired the lawyer. ham sandwich." "You may talk of embarrassing place where I can stay all night.' moments," said a woman _ recently, § z 3 ng ea Ay alge eee 1 Someone remarked that they prefer a se en a ot & | iz 1 ig --" liquids they proffer, and also some Forever in my heart. pills, and give it massage and keep --Mary Caroline Davies. it from cold, and never grow weary ° Se eee ee ner Te Ce Ca ts scree tse. alle RRS RN ae tee 2 RRL Ee ce + # ts - eas. pack, Sea aie 5 ae ie mg feet ete ee Poe Se Bae of tending its ills. They spend on the | . 2 g body the last of their gold. If only VULC ANIZING a In The Basement Econ omical in Diet they'd give some attention to me; but Tire Repairs of all kinds x 'your stocking?" erie . - they don't and they won't," said the BATTER | : ae i $ : Milk furnishes more than 50% of the day's essen- =e i Gabeourtil wien aie Ahoy' deck 'me T t Addi M h _ A local young man wanted to be China Hall tial satire i at less than one-quarter of the cost of ' ce 4) out gaily with ribbons of glee, and Rech j uES ypewtl ers and Ing ac ines 'driven with a small party of friends d fa the entire menu. poe. meee Behe: a draught of clean truth when ecnharging epairing j 'to a dance at Mitchell recently. "How haa a: ae they've dined, and show me fair pic- All Work Guaranteed FOR RENT "many will your car hold?" he in- Aluminum Ware When you "build your nutritional needs around "a als eddies ot sks Med Maa GHA uive wae STRATFORD TIRE & BATTERY ee PRITRITERS REPAID < '$e gods milk" you are simply putting a scientific fact into ods Al Ree a necklet of sweet, tuneful words, a 132 Ontario St practical use each day. oad sane point of view, and a goblet of Puone--D sa ae ee 2371 TYPEWRITER RIBBONS FOR SALE eae 1) 2 --Da but six if they are well acquainted." ord |! mirt, and a small, grateful song that 7 '6 1339-J TYPEWRITER PAPER FOR SALE Sea este Flower Pots If you plan your food purchases to get the most hE is sung by the birds. If they'd fuss 5 The dollar is 'worth about 50 cents Stone Crocks value for each dollar, include plenty of milk. : over me," said the mind, "for a while DUPLICATING PAPER FOR SALE = ake ik was 3 1929 is haan i q they'd find life was splendid, with a sn se pate Some: Bird Cages moe Oe seldom an ache. Instead of a tonic--a PETER & SYLVESTER PUBLIC STENOGRAPHY fifty times harder to get. gaa jy] Garbage Pails | Silverwood's = epee etek | Rly ace ty 7 eee Re SS , night an e wake. To umbi . _ When a woman begins cae : e Ps e al j ii this. taney eed '66 Kealty 405 ing Elects Heating Success Business College telephone conversations short, it's 2 L AW trat or airy mil Se a § Wind "Fiow ES 'Goportant 'the ectric Bs bad 'sign; and when she reaches the és : tA. Wallis, M = <7 4 heath of Phone 219 120ntario St. Above Eaton's Groceteria Phone 1077 ey point where she no longer cares to Phone 770 | . A. Wallis, Manag io . : ar . Migs ak Sk Le elie so Pras The reply came, "Four as a rule, Clothes Baskets CHINA HALL |