THE STRATFORD MIRROR* a ' SPECIAL 12 to 3 O'CLOCK | 133 DOWNIE STREET Chicken Dinner with Vegetables SUNDAY 3s05C | | "Doc's Corner" her neck, said to know my neck was dirty, used the vacuum cleaner on it." * * 8 Hee: "Sorry, old chap, but I'm again." "Haw: "You'll have to hunt farther. I'm not the little financial sucker I used to be." s ¢ @ Regardless of what caused the de- pression, this much is certain: the fid- dler is being paid by a lot of us who didn't .dance. s Y had s Doctor--You_ are undernourished. New Pair Ol Shoes 7 * No. Just an old pair half soled and heeled at the Superior Re- pair shop. a Try the Superior Way Best-top soles -- First quality rubber heels. Superior Repair Shop. 119 Ontario St. Phone 941 L. COOK PLUMBER AND ELECTICIAN 110 Downie St. Phone 175 P. & R. Anthracite DONNER COKE Lykens Valley Blower | Fuel Guaranteed to clinker. City Scale Receipts. a 2400 LENNOX COAL CO. PETER & SYLVESTER Will do your Repairs in Plumbing Heating i. Electric { Phone 219 12Ontario St. "READ THE MIRROR "ADS." ALL bee 'PHOTOGRAPHS Here We Are Again ! of the Lux Soap Win- dow Dressing Contest, taken by the Rogers Studio, were awarded cash prizes. The prizes came to E. S. Hazle, of' Eaton Groceteria, Keith Spackman, of Gregory & Jury and Chas. Dads- well, of A. Beattie & Co. The Rogers Studio 86 Downie St. _ Phone 1096-m -- = sea You should eat more substantial food. Patient--The spirit is willing but the grocer's confidence is weak. x * Business in general ofttimes lags in summer, but the vacation season ug- ually brings a big turnover in motor cars. ee. Sm : ' "Honesty is the best policy," Mrs. McLean was telling her neighbor over the fence. "Aye, fine I ken that," agreed the neighbor. "Why only yes- terday the car conductor forgot tae ask his fare an' I handed him a three- penny bit, and he gie me fivepence change." 7 »- a The depression is teaching young people to do without. what their | mothers and fathers never had. * * * A lady driver stopped one day at a local garage and said: "I see you charge batteries here." "Yes, "ma'am." in-my car, and please charge it to my husband." Eg * * off me the whole time.' -"Was hea tall dark man?" ee One : "Oh, he was the private detective en- gaged to guard the presents." * * * 'A New York stenographer quit her job recently on account of infidelity. She walked into the boss's office with- out knocking and nee him kissing his wife. B, * * * The sick man had just come out of a long delirium. "Where am I?" he asked feebly; "am I in heaven?" "No," answered his wife; "I am 1 t fire. John was reading his newspaper right here with you." - % * noe . Son--Tomorrow is dad's birthday-- what shall we do for him? Daughter--We might let him have his car for the day. * * * Judge--How did you come to all this disturbance? Woman on Trial--Well, it was like this. John and I were sitting by the A little Stratford girl, after coming from the barber shop, while referring to the use of the electric clippers on her mother: "TI 'cause he looking for a little financial succor "Well, I'd like you to put a new one } "T had a great time at Sylvia's wed- | ding. One man never took his eyes | and I was thinking. Then I turned -- to him and said: "John, sheep are awfully stupid, aren't they?" and John said: "Yes, my lamb." * * * "No, sah," said Rastus, "I ain't a-, goin' to pay you dat money 'cause I'se owed it to you so long the interest done eat it up." Eo * * "The fee is sixpence,"' said the at- tendant, looking at the twopence the Scot han handed him for a game of. bowls. "Read the sign, sir.' "I hae read it,' returned the Scot. "It says 'Fees for the green, six- pence a game,' but I'm nae green." a ® s He was a thin, ragged urchin and he crawled in under the circus tent. The attendant nabbed him. "Do you know what we do with boys like you?" he thundered. "We make meat of them for the lions. Here, Carl, throw "Oh, mister, let me see the show for nothing and I'll have the fattest boys in the place crawling under the tent tomor- row." COAL ANTHRACITE COAL POCAHONTAS, Egg Sizs Red Jacket, Egg Size Solvay Coke CORNISH COAL CO. Phone 44 | \ | The World Moves ...So Do We Stratford Cartage We Move Pianos,. Safes and -- : Furniture By courteous and reliable men. PHONES: P, J. Sinclair Freight Sheds Office 2264 857 837 26 ALBERT ST. GASOLINE AND OILS TAXI PHONE GG PHONE CITY CALLS | lor2 Passengers, 25c ROY HUEHNERGARD him into the lions' cage." The young--- ster looked up at him and said: ey THE STRATFORD MIRROR Sister Mary Margaret Collins The death of Sister Mary Margaret Collins on Thursday morning removed | the oldest member of the Loretto Community here and a personage be- _ loved by all who knew her, regardless | of religious faith, A member of the , order since she was nineteen years of | age, Sister Margaret had served it for ;- the past seventy-three years. Thirty- three of those years were spent in. the. Stratford Community. The deceased was a daughter of the ) late Mr. and Mrs. Bartholomew Col-! ims, and was born in Donegal, Ireland, , in 1841. When she was. thirteen years of age she came to Canada with | _ her cousin, the late Jeremiah Me. | Carthy of West Monkton. When she' _ Was nineteen years of age, she enter-' ed the novitiate of the Loretto Order | in Toronto. Other branches of the Community in which she had resided, were Loretto re Abbey, Toronto, Niagara Falls, a Hamilton. Be: A high mass of requiem will be held _ in the convent chapel to-morrow morn- ing, after which the body will be laid to rest in Avondale Cemetery. Mrs. H. O. N. Stewart Death claimed a life-long resident of Stratford when Mrs. H. O. N. Stewart 4 'passed away suddenly on Monday ey- OF ea 2 _ Fenian Raids, ening. The deceased, who was 54 years of age, succumbed to a heart attack while driving along the St. Marys Highway with her son, Hubert. | ' ! | i ij and 4 Mrs. Stewart was a daughter of the | _ late John Carey, a veteran of the| of the county. resident, and a valued member of tHe 4 congregation of St. Joseph's Roman _ Catholic Church. Surviving are her mother, husband, _ 'three sons, John, Hubert, and Albert _ of Stratford, two brothers _ Hamilton, Fred of and Victor of Brantford, and three sisters, Mrs. John Rudolph of Walkerton, Mrs. George Westman a of Vancouver, and Mrs. N. Collins of Detroit. The funeral service was held yester- day at St. Joseph' s Church. ~nIterment Pewee made in Avondale Cemetery. and a pioneer settler | She was a popular, GOOD COFFEE Chase & Sanborn's Special Blend Coffee Ground fresh to your order 45c¢c Ib. J. L. BRADSHAW CHINA HALL Ogilvie & Reynolds for Auto Body, Fender and Radiator Repairs 79 Erie Street VULCANIZING Tire Repairs of all kinds BATTERIES 'Recharging Repairing All Work Guaranteed STRATFORD TIRE & BATTERY 132 Ontario Street PHONES--Day 800 Night oe 1339-J fact. "men will call. "Just Over The River" Bread and Pastry Made by the T. V. B. bakers is the quality the hostess takes pleasure in serving and the guests always relish. A trial order will convince you of this Use the phone and one of our sales- T. V. B. Bread Co. Phone 2345 Hardly Anyone Stands on Dignity These Days! 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