Listowel Standard, 10 Jan 1908, p. 7

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ACo, ad ore whe werlles for readers of a large _ €rn. daily hn sigh wil be, "nighly appreci- ated by ; thal day. _Rheumatiom the * otlowing ad- ore _sumenity, East- hile. .- take in denspoonfil. doses after each uiea}-eni Betesosacncs) also drink plenty « 'It ts roiaimed that there' are few vic- 'tims o! d permanent cure is tho This simple fecipe is said to s h- 'en and cleanse of the Kidneys so that they can filter 'and strain from the blood and system the poisons, acids and wine matter, Which cause nat only y agipe oo but numerous 0 Every m or woman here who ae that their kid. neys are not healthy and active. or w and may save you fram much eviidecs and caida after while. INCORRUPTIBLE : POLICE AN AMERICAN TRIED TO BRIBE AN ENGLISH COP. ig ai variety the Some wo lelic feats Neve of late been artists, however, have exciled one) cyclist, says'London Tit-Bits. rizon had no aimeuhy on Ppp tates Brita! Aller & while -he ce his 'legged jumper-who has-been ve big ae He thinks no! rson of Mr. Lun Willing to Be Tipped, But You Must} teen sec Not Try to Buy Off 'the Faith. ful Bobby. Hlas England an peiabone ey Rome men fcree? The question h n by recent experience or Nelson Dar- » the, American who was fined the other day for offering a bribe to on English cop who ccrrespondent, Darborough "was slopped in his au- tomobile an a country road near Lon- don by the bobby who declared the es of ienty miles had been excecd- rist gave his name and pee but: said the mafter was @ trif- to it and drove on, The lawyer who defended, him maz matters worse by feiling the court that Mr. Darborough did not realize that British policemen were more virtuous misapprehension. Be iu Mr. ~~ Darborough $300, ordering ---that- he: locked up until the fine was paid, Regardin the maller seriously, though, Mr. Darborough mistake and perhaps the mistake was a nelural one. The British policeman will always take a lip and he does not disdain a tip of a few cents for a service be averse to eccopag fen cents for the B<Crvice, but as rule he is honest and unbribable wes his duly is concerned. Ol course, there "are -exeeplions, bul they really are few and far belween. The London police have just been through a severe invest' gallon by a roy- al ounce which is a sort of plori- tive commitice. All sorts of people ¢ pointe forward with Serie "AUINST hE Polize, Hiit Only two-or alleged that they had bribed nolioeinen:| anid in ay. case the charges were Jackin ng in istrate in London gave évidence and they ajl agreed that the police were in- corru . The pay of the Engtish police force is miserable. Here in London $6 @ sveek is a cop's pay ailer a cere fiation. With this in view possibly there might be more bribery and cor- plion, more 9; graft, but for, the or fan eo and discipline of the force, © simply supe The rounds- " pe and yell in Eng- fand really work. The constable on the stroet 'i not get off the beaten rack, The punishment meted out 'to srving policemen is Fai 4 er There are no mere reprim English cop mast be ational Blemish er instant argent without any red- {ape or appeal, sel SAME seed MOTHER, "Now, Jamie," said a school teacher, "if there were only one pie for dessert and ther a to divide it among, hew large a piece would you get?" xth," replied Jamie 'waaniiz, "But there bg be, seven people} * there, Jamic. 'Don't dof how many fumes Sevn 'goes ints a "Yes'm--and~ | --" my mother, tcok { i 46 fitceatty that he actually i of the New York Ath- - wondertul . jlanged whe iike sei gi refused il, wriles a London gate » Although tead, cada. 'swam so teat the ion by a foot, and won EL H. A Nelic Club, is egies y Pied n dec! tae FEATS OF BLIND MEN. e mast accomplished by the blind must those of sightless «t miles on foot and alone. his sixtieth year, Ink tle walker, swimmer, and fe iad Leon na soldier a Pit when over 200 men we the terrible explosion of 187. Blackpool to Margate i 2 proximately a distance of 460 mil --------j. ee DISAPPOINTED, "Ma." said lille Bobby, "when I fer vast ao pole, up the Are there any mother, "What kind at bears, ma?" "Polar bears." "Oh, pshaw; dy bears, [don't belleve Fu KIND HEARTED. Minister "Mac, 1 state Mac : "Are verra sorry ? Py r: "Yes, Mac; She'd say she wasn't hungry for pie Td get one-sixth. Sine. : varry sorry I'll forgive ye f" the record of the club fe for "thts 'feal. nderful gicameae 'ant 'ath. been shown on the varicty stage. None of the pogpuealeg gymnast and and bicycle 'that icon . in America*and ere eciac teti ance, meel- or three accidents, he. bt lo bpd this: "turn" with fumping strengt ihe eliminative tissues! fenis, Mr. Frank is probably the ae sn lace two bar- movements, e of Mr, Frank' pain tricks, however, is that of plact- ig a barrel on the seat of a chair, opine into the barrel and doing A BACK SOMERSAULT OUT. es a one-legged player of distinct abil- 'ity. In fact, i as 3 nm sai fhat, were he and: by th The plan is a rather forlorn hope in id | this if serve them with the quench their thirst, 5 BUT ALL as 1S CHANGED NOW. - Th forme: hy wire- fences, w {he huntsmen,. and Sa aes i grow up erence and affection for the hunt as. 'y loved to watch in-their schooldays. | Tena, di He * int, i now-a-days they would at roy bat, we fo 'soe him keep | Le gladly we in the ranks in the wie, with a crutch under one arm, }hope of @ the farmer himself, Is wonderful illustration of The fence is, of course, the great- | co ee can do in the way of com- 'Menace 10 the hu: E farm- 'paling the cruelly of fale. Mr. Lunt,|¢r has placed rbed 'b: the Feats is also a id ist, | wire, to" ace any map, jin Le swinm Some hip trouble 1 smes Shorien«d his tee 80 that he wate with | hts a aben Ahe rider is not iron rah decided limp. In i sale: of this handi- ly, bis hunting days are over, for bac | pes < breaks nerve. eaks 1 Ian's saanea ba 'There is no doubt that tf this method }{ wonderful {cats rank ss men who,'in spite of 'heir infirmity, have walked hundreds 903 gow, calling' first at Warrington and 'Liverpool, and ures at vari. ous halls en roule. A year later, "ae bon , Popularly known as "Blind walked m- reanpngss near Glasgow, fo London, In O'Neill has "had a striking career. Before he becam 'blind. twenty years ago, he was a well- xen, da miner, ond ie: a yony-driver in the High Blantyre re killed in es. get to ba a great big man Iam going to joak bears "| pty sf them, my son," replied his 1 thought they were Ted- &. (to intoxicated' parishioner) ; lum very sorry to find you in this Vn eae very "Ah, weel, if ye're really verra, danger of cold The conductor passing from the heated Scott's Emutsion strengthens the body so that it can better withstand Eee thoagey of eegpabsonn it wil help you o avoid ting co. the * . ® -joyer the countryside. me enjoyment led cavering ap- mj druggist. 'of fencing spreads stil] more hunting, in certain districts is doomed. a general sport still is fox hunting, but in Kentsome huntsmen keep stags and deer which they set free and then chase slag runs for his very 'life, not ing the ee Hass he is not really to be k , bul ts only being the animal fs ¢ back to prison bch ay 1] the time comes for another turally Leeson joys dodging and turnin row ing his pursuers off the scent, bul the Stag dies A THOUSAND DEATIIS, pAot--understanding thal this is "sport, ri sreol indignatton by those who sa chase, An American avoma oho ves in the slay hunting distrie was amazed a shorl time a lo sec young doe dush through her arena, Presently right over her. cher.shed fiower beds gallaped some scariet coal- imposing huntsmen. --Majestinally she. walked inlo pe algae and order- ed them «ff the pre . Very courte- cusly the leader pinned that the deet was hiding amony her shrubs and bushes. She said that was an added reason for their init her grounds, Os she would not allow them to cap- dure iton her place discomfited huntsmen after a harangue, during which they wo ew suits and various other in- conveniences, retrented, leaving the small lady and her children in posses- sion of the doe, ¥ poor animal was oying from exhaustion and panic, and ina fees hours, notwithstanding all the care they pave it, it went to a happier hunting ground, and was buried with real ceremony under the bushes where it had sought sheller. THE PHILOSOPHER. Evil is only what one class of mor- tals look upon as their highest good. Youth is the result of the abilily nol to worry over the jast nor ko fear tne fulure, "e Complexion ts a thing devised Swell the income of the patent-nedicino When a man ghnounces that he has dyspepsia it is 'a sign he thinks he 48 gelling rich. A bachelor is a man old enough to appreciate the vulue of doing "just as he pleases, ' "Love is a dream und the wise man' | is one who manages to keep from be- | Ste ing awakened. A girl we mm-just as ns | Loy and | --Mrs. uy says Fezema that | pate nol keep stockings Iss "SUSIE -M. KINGSWORTH, 466, Quebec St, Landen, Ontario, ia Peruna Jest Januery, when Fh had ere hae cold: and I couki not anything nelp me, "My nose. ont "head w vei reall stopped up, 60 (hat I could, hardly 'get: my breath. I thought. 'atlhnes that I would smother, especially at n'ght, . trouble "| began "I 'have no with that now. The noise ey my head has all disap- peared, "1 know Peruna will do just what bre say it does, I cannot praise too h . &s it has done so much ee | hope 4 letter. will 'reach other sufferers. Mrs. S. J. Koun' z, 1015 Scovel street. Nashville, Tenn.,- wriles "I have: had a very bad powgh, nearly all my. life, and I am forty-five years clad, 1 have taken almest every kind cough medicine that ss ever -- pian but ae did me ls of toutes "1 though i Seal earn myself to date. Ht of Perea and last winter and this win have kad no cough ond 1 know at Peruna cured me." | Ask Your Druggist for "Free Perona Almanac for 198, ' terete Sats A NONBELIEVER. old May. a don' t believe said the ¥ ek ieer shim a bit "Tm s | to Ree you say that," rejoine the pi ian. "Well," cantinued ly. "I've rimy "5 urea My © weeks Jaler. he fell out. of a tree pn mae kilfed." 4 --_-- UNTIMELY INTERRUPTION. 'Yes, my fri * the 'candidate was tla i, pausing lo take a 'drink of wa- er, "HT there bs cree ta on earth Tam proud of it is that 1a "of the ie ue y eo a june- n to ve honest and & ally, yakee men "ol nyse' 'a yrand "Why. haven't you iene dt a a fre audience a ney in oredr ne D LITTLE GIRL'S, FACE COVERED WITH oe Cured by Z Zam-Buk, The following cases tes} lying: to ta marvellous cures brought ajxiut .by an. Buk 4s convincing argument thot In Zum-Buk we have' the very best skin cure offered to this or any olber coun- ryt Mrs. As E, rass, S!, | Catharines, Says: "One box Zam-Buk healed my LITTI. E GIRLS FACE «f Ex xema, We use it for Cuts and Sores aise." Kerr, _Denbeigh, Ont. GA: i My Ba bys Legs were ss bad wii 2S)! en her, A box of 7 Buk cured her after the Deoc'or ha:k failed." Dume J. R. Smith, Hawke sbdry, i writes; "Alter three Pear ge I was lelter of Eezema,and she had used huif a box, | was aie. Zam-Buk cures Cuts, Burhs, Sealds. Uleers,. Ringworm, Ith, Barber's Kash, Piood Polson, Bad peg. Salt Rheum, Abrasions. Abscessef and all skin in- Juries and diseases, of wil stores and druggists at 50 cents "or Ruk Go., Toronto, for price for $2.50 fram Zam- G boxes "Wonderful eye that boy at _ fot," shid the pround father. hat s« niechanically replied the mun who 'eas -- au such a ce of proportion," proud father, "Poxs that toy the ee - he' ua spot the Liggest piece o ile im e, Witere. *Weakneas ois, Miscase "Will S:thic.--If one suffors from any erganic weaknéaa/ inherile| cr contracted, there discuse will vettlo when it ultacks the body, Therefore drive oat The = thal beset you, do not lel & cakd oF cough harass you, and kecp the -respir- nlory organs in a good he ~althy condi- tion This you can do ly Pr. Tiiomast< Belectric Ol. Prevention the wisest cours . is A peasant in a remote prt of Ircland avas ene day-standing at the ¢ s Yexhin, when an English to uriet passing spenk to him. As id so he 'saw the children inside the house pinying, with a ". "My sod. oe lage he said, "why fave you thal pigsin It does not seem ei "Why soon as she abot sida forward to birthday partie Generally . it is beller to admit belief jo a theory than to submit to having it Paes fo you. A 4 of suficient rength to'; affect the Toya} health.' The hahit of sesice children foir po PUR ted ally 2 g3%° bu Hans ih iivin in France, and the hace Co cles "times: are full of :accounts of 1 vachnig which such accusa| sired. men Sema lflenpeeenaice A CHANGE IS NEEDED. Through the long winter one needs change. Vhy go South when "The Welland, 6 St. Catharines, offers an en- vironment at is jc cost which will minister fo fired nerves and worn ~ bodies? Try the aly a on of "T St. Catharines ag and | the restful] bs ¢liand," 1; Apply the eae oe St. Catharines, or any Agent of Grand Trunk Railway System. OUT OF BUSINESS. -There is no stormy weather That has nol ils shiny bits, We 6een & sk Since. the cold wave hil Bede nt Recovery frem Pever and all - Fer4 tonic ay the case me ; han bad Ferrovim = Ss ic evened. nilds, it strengthens, ft She: "You i again ?" ind lady. - "Well, 1 won't help you again, | on "pellove yea ara done ihing all-the year." Tra "Indeed { have, mum; I've just dopa thirty days," Tramp: "Yes, The superiority of Mother Graves' Worm Extenninator is shown by its sood effects on the children. Purchase & a botHe and give it a trial, Mr. Jawhack: "Let's celebrate Heed gciden wedding ?" Mrs. Jawback: silly.! We've been married ix years!" Mr. Jawback: "Is that all? How duc I it into my head it was fifty 2" a rrr "ore bias you don be cart ¢ 'elt a meters mm_which Weaver's Cerate has been freely read. The Cerate relieves the pain mane by ating of insects Te Tommy: "So glad you've come, Mr. Bawlegs [" - Rewlegs (fishing for ital olan "And why are you so ad Fve come, my little man?" Tommy: *Ethel and I are playing at trains, and you Y make such a lovely bridge." White more prevalent in winfer, when sudden chang: s in the' weather try the strongest constitufians, colds and coughs and ailments of the throat may cem in any season. Al the first sight of derangenent use Bickle's Anti-Con- sumptive Syrup. Instant relief will be experienced, and use of the medicine until the cokd disappears will protect fhe mgs from attack, For anyone with-throat-or-chest werkness it -can- nat be surpassed, Teacher: "Now, children, remember . 'Eat, drink and bad merry, for "Pease, We all >} tuke castor oj} nex ITCH, Mange, Prairie Scratches an} every form of contagious I!ch In human or animals cu in 30 minules by Wal- ford's Sanilary lt never fails. Sold by all druggis' Mr. Meanly: "Its your birthday to- nerrow, may dear. and here's a half a re! Her for you. You'd better, perhaps, ep it by you, because it's my birthday ext month." The Laxury of a sen nd throat and vient ry fered from eyed by people who, phe suffered little cold, you know," have been rom misery and dangor by Allen's Lung Bal David Slowpay: "Il shall bring you pao | these dark trousers lo be reseales Mr. Snip. You know | sil a good deal." Mr Snip- (tailor): "AML right; and if youll bring the bill I sent you six months ago, wiil > please to receipt that alro You know re stood a good dent." For the Overworked.--What -are the chuses of despondeney and melancholy? A disordered liver is one cause and a brime one, A disordered diver means a disordered stomach, and a- dixsrdered slomach means disturbance of the nery- This brings the whole subjection and the victim fools sick all over. -- Parmeice's Vege- table Pills nre a recognized remety in this stale and relie! will follow fieir A WARM ALEUSION, "Do you see that man across the éirect 7" "Yes; who ts he?" "The greatest fellow for giving you hot nir you oe, CAMe Aeross, "Nol at ail, heater. gs Tie Js at the head of a big ropany | Black Wa Watch B the big black plug chewing tobacco. A remendous favorite . of NEWS BY MAIL ADOUT JONN BULL over 300 men will slop work lwo weeks AND ulS PEOPLE, Occurrences in the Land Thal Reign Gupreme in the Commorcial Worlt. George Stilis, miner, was hangod at forthe murder of his mother at Pontycummer. Williani Baker,, manager of United unlies Banking Company, shot him- self wl West. Brunswick. 'An allempt is thousand bugs recenlly arrived in don, Jenny Choppin, who, although 25 ars of age, und was ye only 24 inches in height, died recently in Rochford jarkhouse A National Council of Church School Teachers has just been established os oe result of a ounference recently eid don. e Legion of Frontiersmen offered w en 1,000 men at the disposal of the Nulal Government. The offer was hot accepled. j Superintendent Rose, the last of the: "peelers" who guarded fhe ill-lit streets in the early Victorian cra, has retired from the Metropolilan Police. As a result of the high price of coals! the Langloan Iron Works, -Contbridge. ' have issued @ notice, inlimating thal Mr. Waller Lovegrove, a collector of Poor rates, of Marlow, was found shol through the heart beside a hay-rick, a si adv: vico a penny per annum" is the remarkably cheap eestetion made Ly ut least co es whose head of- "< te in ingen Towh Council have re sae v7 - reduce the price of coke [rom their gasworks to the unemployed [rom id. to 1d. wh fiss Ellen Altham, who never pase- e' a night outside the viliage where she was born, has just died at Grindielon, near Clitheroe, aged over Te Helian eae hes placed orders in Enginnd construction oe fen large steamers ee oa carrying ; purpases urider stute con || ees On January 24, 1908, adie the au- spices of the New South Wa'es Govern- | ment, over 200 English girls will leave | a. 7. VAM NOPE, Treas, 161 Summer 88, Boston Sacha, as tenn ta en CHENILLE OURT. VRTAIND ed oD hinds of hewaer MANN CUREALS = ong a aaa ee Maxi coesstble, AGinutes' W, ane Tits fo: Sydney for positions as servants. The Rey, J. Bentley, vicar of Syke- house, says the family Should cling to the family kiss, which would keep a rman wen all day and make him work belle "The lack of fireyuards was chiefly responsible for the deaths of 1,600 chil- dren Jast vear," said the St. Poneras coroner lately The Great Western Railwoy Company has decided to erect a station on the Hereford..and) Gloucester line belweén Holme Lacy and Fawley, at Curcy road bridge. The Jewish Historical Society. states the Jewish World, will hold a ecelebra tion next July of the fiftieth anniver- sary of the admission 6f Jews to the English Parliament. The chief constable has apologized !. the shidents of the University « f North Wales, who were atlacked by police when serennding their women fellow-students last June, It was stated at Liverrool Workhouse that a pauper. named John Ewart, who died sudderly afler 12 months' residence *n the workhouse, had a banking ac- ceunt of £133. ------ Corns cause inlolernb'e pain. Hollo- wuy"s Corn Cure removes the trouble. Try it nnd see what amount of pain is saved The Guest fafler dinner): "your wife is such a beauliful woman it: you are nol jeatous of her." "Oh, Lam! | never invile any man here that any sane woman would take a fancy in" 2 mprteibte to Find. A plaster equal to "Tho Menthol, For side ache nothing equals it. .* pan god cuts? plasters. Mailed on receipt of rive. vis &Lawrence Co,, Montreal Johnston (lo wife}: "Well,Maria, I'm ging lo slay at heme with you to-day ond help you to tidy up the house, Vl "a, you Tiny fo aver stay all day.' chursh, but for all that he's ioe 4 as apt fo hit hes --_ with a ham- mer as any other ma Semething More Than a Purgative-- To purge is the only effect of many pills new on the markel. Parmele s Vegetable Pills ope mere than a pur- gentive. They sfrengihen the stomach, Where other pils werken if. They ct oose the ddead by regulating the ver and kidneys, and they stimutate he bere offer ail ccanpounds deures, Noth ng of an injurious nature. used for merely purgative powers, enters in- 5 Uneur composition, aint pte CRUSADE. AGAINST RATS. An Effort Being Made to Exterminate the An effort Is fo be made at jost fo deal wilh the plague of rats in England on a écrious -and prehonsive basis. In fact, n society hag been formed for the " pine of rats and' other vermin. + estimated that in Great Britain age done in one year by rats ex- At the docks, where a6 "N NEW YORK "#1 oor HOTEL "NAVARRE ve. and 28 700 vat "wast oF ORSADEAY, mum of Luxury at Minimum Cost fot and Klegant. Within Five ik at Theatres, =! and Clute. New Dutch gen Rooms Largest in City. 1 to THE FEDLA R PEOPLE & ] - i * a Hi rl id Steel Side-Walls for Modern Homes ke RET poet bee ene PEDLAR Tieton indetannely. Let us whole tule ia priat and pictures, 'The book fe free. ene aia aAt STE! EL IDE wane" The PEDLAR People | F Oshawa Montreal Ottawa To-oeto London Winuipeg into dock which is them. y have b numerable been killed and bakers', and faclories--there s of wheal, anc destroyed, and = yrocers nol overrun with cen known to ds 1 in and pheasants have Bnichers', shops, granories is scarcely a house or slore in the country that docs not suffer some loss from their depredations. But the chief danger is in the hygienic aspect of the rats. T ra richinosis has been ced to the ruls, which infect the pigs, and subsequently the The rapid spread of epidemics and hese perk, plagues has also be rodents, Many atlempls have been made sclve ihe problem of difficully af which people who cat en traced to fa extermination. tha con be appreciated from ie a that they mulliply at tho rafe o yenr fro py Aten has bee ie decks for rom one abandoned in some nd cats, bul though these have been sound fo keep down the numbers and lessen the damage, they can do litte lowards exlerminating the pest, - -- HOPE Father--Arrr! So FUL. I saw you k song my daughter, did H-. Liege o yol and { ain vated lee] it should turn out th ing the cook. , NOT SO FO Mrs. Peekem : given warning. She i iS I ent y her, loo." Peekem > "How -- ain Waring light was vesily humiliated <f there is fi rather dim, frust at fT had been kis RTUNATE. oe cook has just Ss going * . _ Int I Shiloh' s Cure Cures Coughs end Colds ies, QUICKLY success ¢0' « $hiloh's 25c., Be, $1. "Kas Bhiloh's Cote for the worst cold, thesbarpest cough CURE quicker, than aavttar a

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