Listowel Standard, 2 Oct 1908, p. 6

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A Resident of Ottawa Finds Relief in Pe-ru-na, R. RENE ST. JEAN, 210. St. peek street, -Ottawa, Ont.,; Can., writes "I believed a year ago that I could stand anything. I worked hard, kept irregular hours, and did] not mind the loss of a few menlls tut in six weeks I had changed to a physical. wree "Eight bottles of Peruna brought back my strength." NM O. Harding, 503 W. 146 St., New York City, formerly one of the leading druggists of Prescott, Ont., has been presented with a twenty-five year Medal of Honor in aa | Fellowship. He writes as fol- "Ever since- I have been hand: ti, ling Peruna, I have had a fine trade, Once acfamily buys a bot- tle, Iam sure of selling them more, and ii never fails to bring addition- al customers. "T have nothing better for ca- tarrl in all of its various forms. As a household remedy, it is without _ compare, spléndid for mothers and excellent for children. USINESS BOOK IF REED "Tells hows you can secure the act by Latadly worklig plans, the monvy-making sya and ehort cute of lig avn Big, Brsicene: Men, to Increase your salary © boost your profits, Peas "Dept. 189, 1si-i63 ns WA BASH AVE.. CHICAGO. WE ANT "RELIADL zB igh- spond Automatic " whore or spare the trade agon at padress, THe c CANAD AN Ww HOLES ALE Dis- TRIBCTING CO., Dept, W, Orillia, Ontario, i160 Acre Farm: frrigntod, large » @xcullent pa HS aly mild on ne-thint eas r, Galdoa, B- C. CARRIE D OUT INSTRUCTIONS | Every sailor _ his story of the the affair was an accident. 'andlubbers"' | t death of the wife of De Tourville sea, which always seem to be ex- | was being investigated--he murder- actly the opposite of what they are |ed her by hurling her over a pre- mistakes -- whic make over the names of things a on A new boy had come 6n board a West India ship. upon which a! painter had also been employed to paint the ship's side. The painter | was at work upon a staging sus- pended nuder the ship's stern. The capta a, who had just got in- to the boat alongside, calle "d out to! the new boy, who steod leaning over the rail, "Let go the painter! Everybody should know that a boat's painter is the rope which makes it. fast, but this boy did not know it. He ran aft and let go the ropes by which the painter's stag- ing was held. Meantime the cap- tain was wearied with waiting to be cast off. "You raseal!' he called, 'why don' t you let yo tne painter t"" "He gone, 7 the r sir," sai boy, |4 briskly ; "he' s gone--pots, brushes and all!' ee Senna BLAMEFUL. When tho ay verage man fails to muke goud he ve gins to look around for sume one to blame it on. The professor ha nd been quizzing jis psychology class, and was dis- appointed with the result. "Gen- tlemen,"' said he, 'tit has been said that fish is good as brain food. If that is true, T advise some of the men in this class to try a whale." When going away from home, or ai any change of, habitat, he is a wise man who numbers among his belongings a bottle of Dr. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial. Change of food and water in some strange place where there are no dectors may bring on an attack o dysentery. He then has a standard remedy at hand with which to cope with the disorder, and forcarmed oe can siocrastady fight 'the ail- ment and subdue i Mrs. Quiverful oe a. Long's servant-girl) -- do yo want?' Servant- Gi ae, Long sends her compliments, and says would you be so kind as to count your children and see if you haven't got one too many, as 6ur Kitt; hasn't come home and {School 'md been closed two hours.' RAN NSS NY = DODDS MISTAKEN IDENTITY OFTEN ASSISTS ROGUES TO ESCAPE. Officers of the Law Frequently AGT low Rascals to Slip Through Their Fingers. Many of the mistakes of detec- tives are those of mistaken identity. Some time ago a man belonging to ohe of the best known and wealthi- est families in the country was greatly surprised and more indig- nant when he was arrested by a de- tective who thought he had captur- ¢d a criminal who. recently had es- caped from prison. Profuse ex- Planations on the part of the cap- tured man, says the Chicago Tri- bune, were followed by equally pro- fuse apologies on the part of the detective, so that the incident clos- cd without ill-will on either side. A mistake with a more tragic re- sult occurred in England in 1870. The-mistaké arose in connection with the famog" Edlingham burg- lary, when two men we ere brought before the Newcastle assizes charg- ed with the robbing of the vicar- age. It appears that when the i- cur 'nterrupted his unwelcome visi- tors they had shot at him, so that the charge of attemp ted. murder =a added to that of Tareinny. The wo men, Branaghan and Murphy, bs were charged with the crime, were convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment, as the evidence seemed to be convincing beyond the shadow of a doubt. They "eres seven years of their term. two other men confessed that they. alone were GUILTY OF THE ROBBERY. Supt. Butcher, one of the most 3K [TRICKS OF CRIMINALS = scepti murdered. cnt placed in a safe Hr place: and} = murderer have gone undiscoy "Detectives may urrest the wron person sometimes, but more often] 4 they allow a criminal to go free for fear of holding an innocent man Charlie Peace, the noted English | criminal, used to laugh over they number of times he had passed | a watchful policeman with a cheery "'Good-night"' without beter su- Charlie's frock coat and his apparent pi hea of the neighborhood lulled to any suspicion that the officer nig! have at seeing him out at such a strange hour. mer afternoon an excep- tionally well dressed stranger was seen to enter the front gate 6 house in a wealthy neighborhood. He walked to the il and tried to open it with a 8 he could not do so he went arédnd to a win- ow and pushing it open, CLIMBED IN THROUGH IT. It was a suspicious proceeding, but as the man was dressed in the height of fashion the officer on the beat thought that it was the owner vf the house, who, having forgot- ten his key, had used the window as his means of entrance. However, the officer thought it best to watch the place for a while to sce if any- thing out of the way might occur. A short time later, emerging from the front door, the stranger stop- ped as if some one had spoken to him from within, and, saying, "Yes, Bess, I have my _ key this time," he lifted his hat and walked slowly away. Some _ hours later, when the real owner of the house Hag the pvuliceman learned at his first suspicions had been astute detectives Scotland Yard! t ever possessed, was sent down to} a Vestigate the mystery. The chief | f the local police, who had been in charge of the elgg ge 0 at the; time of the robbery, had died mean- while, but some of the subordinates who had assisted him were placed on trial, it being alleged that they had concocted evidence wilfully, up- on which evidence the two men were convicted. After a long trial the jury found.them innocent of wilfully manufacturing evidence, tut the judge in summing up point- el out that there had been grievous nustakes in judgment on the part} ' uf the police. De Tourville, one of the most rings, mitk sells 10 cents quart, | but so frank and open appeared the climate, only Conduct of the F | | | i tive. 1 Me Jar PALE Dis | Scarborough, by wha id |charge of a revolver, was investi- terrible of the European criminals, escaped punishment for a long time because of the mistake of a detec- The death of a woman at t De Tourville eclared was the accidental dis- gated by a detective from London, great criminal, an 50 flourishing was his appearance, that the officer was misled, and re- ported that he was convinced that When, a few years later, the n, cipice in the Alps--the body of the woman who had died at Scarbor- cugh was exhumed and examined. Tt was found that,, far from kill- ing herself --by- accident, she had ; heen murdered by some one who fhad shot her in the back, so that a slight examination would have re- vealed the faet. The mistake of the detective at the time of the Sear- borough crime had terrible results, fey in the time De Tourville was allowed to go free he COMMITTED TWO MORE MUR DERS. Sherlock Holmes constantly in- sisted that nothing in a room where u crime had been committed should be tonal, and this appears to be a good | rule, judging from a mis- take made by an intelligent police oficer in Ireland. This policeman was 'placed in charge of a room in which a murder had been commit- ted to see that nothing was disturb- eo until his superior officers arriv- ed. He found the time passed slow- ty amid such melancholy surround- ings and proceeded to console him- self with a pipe. He lit a candle which he found on the mantlepiece, and finding a crumpled- "up piece of paper on the floor, he used that for was afraid that his superi- ors would object to his smoking while on duty, he opened the win- cow in order to let out the smell of the tobacco and in order to see them when they approached, 50 that he could put his pipe out in time. Tt was Recovered later that in indulging in the innocent plea- sure of a pipe of "tobaccy" he de- stroyed three of the most import- ant clues The length of the candle which he had lighted would have indicated the time when the murder had been committed, the paper with which he had lighted his pipe, judging from the charred remains, had been left there by the murderer himself, and the policeman had forgotten whe- 'ther he had found the window lock- ed when he onened it to let out the smell of smoke. Furthermore, THE KEEN-NOSED DETECTIVE who was put on the case smelled the odor of the tobacco smoke, and nut: knowing whence it originated, spent a lot of valuable time ing it down The fear that they are wasting oak tLe correct, for the well-dressed strang- er had walked off with the jewelry and everything of value that could lay his kid-gloved hands up- on. Although the detectives of Paris are known the world over for their excellent work, the French officials «f the smaller -- sometimes make udicrous mistake The police in * small seaport town of France eh aroused to ac- ion a short time ago by a com- munication from headquarters, A six photographs was"en- closed in the communications, with) instructions that the original o ome was hiding in their Sonaitte and was urgently. wante' Of course, all of the six pictures were those of one man taken from dif- erent points of view, according to the Paris system e Paris authorities were as- tcunded a few davs later on receiv- |* ing notice from the zealous officers cf the little town that they had suc- q| ceeded in landing five of the men and were sure to capture the sixth desperate criminal within a few ours. es ILLS OF CHILDHOOD, How TO CURE THEM In thousands of homes Baby's Own Tablets is the only medicine used when children are ailing, and the mother who keeps this medicine ou hand may feel as safe as though there was a doctor constantly in the home. Baby's Own Tablets cure ell stomach and bowel troubles, break up colds, expel worms, anc amake teething easy. The mother has the guarantee 'of a government analyst that this medicine contains uo opiate or poisonous soothing stuff. Mrs. H. H. Bonnyman, Mat- tall, N. 8., says:--"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for my littte eirl while teething and for consti- pation, and think there is no medi- cine can equal them."' Sold by me- dicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont . SERIOUS FOR ONCE. ~ An army captain, on returning home from India, brought with him a goodly stock of souvenirs. Among them was a pair of laughing jack- asses, which he entrusted to one 'of the sailors, ine as! unaceustomed ship- board life did not agree with the poboonge and, in spite of all Tom's are, they pined and finally dicd. wy hen } discovered the catas- trophe, Tom was in despair. "T duren't tell the captain !"" "Don't shirk it, mate," said his pal. 'Break it to him gently. You'll find it'll be-all he advice scered sound, and Tom sought the gallant captain. *"Scuse me. sir," he said, "you know them things below--what you call larfin jackasses? Well, sir, they pin t Bot nuffin to larf at this morn- ing. we a To Those of Sedentary Occupa- tion.--Men who follow. sedentary occupations, which deprive them of fresh air and exercise, are more prone to disorders of the liver an kidneys than those who lead active, outdoor lives. The former will find n Parmeloe's Vegetable Pills a re- stvattee without question the most cCfheacious on the market. They are anal procurable, easily taken, act expeditiously, and they are surpris- ingly cheap considering their excel- le. "The village boasts a choral so- time over trifies or are being made ciety, does it. not?' inquired the the victims of jokes often leads the | visitor. nhe resident shook his police to err on the other side. ead. Boast,' he said, "is not Some years ago, one of the most cruel murderers ever known almost gg because two policemer re- investigate charges of whose truth they were in doubt. A man running along behind a cab eame up to two-policemen and gasp- ¢d out that a murderer was riding i ois cab with the-remains of his OO GE: 'of breath from his exertion and too excited for a connected story, the. police officers were in: Nowhere else do they grow to pa perfection. teas are in ' precisely the right word. I should say rather that the village endures a i society with manly resigna- : her's it 'muet be another's ¢c s that were winning Kishida away ry tie bee -Bhe sent her lit- tle maid, Yaye-sakura, out among the teahouse on little arrands of no consequence, bidding the maid to keep her eyes open and her ears receptive for teahouse gossip. Yaye: sakura was soon able to report that it was the graceless Iame, girl o a rival geisha. company, who had won away the fickle lover. ~ Masa took an egg and painted upon it the face of a woman, which she lettered "Iame" in scrawlin ideographs. Then by the light o the moon Masa went out that night and buried the egg bencath u stone aear the lotus beets in the teahouse garden. Each night after that for twenty-one cousaeatien nights Masa slipped out of the house at mid- night, dug up the painted ogg face of her rival and pricked it a dozen times with a pin On the twentieth night Maca's curse began to wor ame was singing and playing the koto. Her ; e mama-san rushed in find the girl in a fever and delire ous. | Thex Bee Iame to bed, and the they found that her ed with little burning hysicians were called, . fter several weeks of tossing on her mats with '2 raging fever the girl recovered, but her beauty was gone. Her face was pocked, just as the egg face was mottled with the pricks of the pin. Then it was eee Masa's triuraph was nipped shor the little maid a had spied for her, had watched her go to the stone near the lotus pond and prick the face on the egg. Yaye- goss slipped over to the geisha h where Iame was convalescing for a consideration told all she knew about the affair When the perfidy of Masa became known - throughout all the geisha colony she was ostracised by the eeighe guild, her flowered nies was taken from her, and she had nothing left to do but to go £6 the oshiwara, where poor painted girls sit behind golden bars to be viewed like porcelains displayed for sale in a china shap. _ FH He (vainly}--'See that sweet lit- tie girl in pink? I was engaged to her the whole of Jast summer. tranger (eagerlv)--"Very glad to hear it. I am the lawyer she's commissioned to sue you for breach cf, promise. 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