6 i~ ".:C' ~-':~KE SECTION THE VI SJ'l'OR CON1T Th.3 I llW!'d th~ s o;.nd of barking dogs and muted voices . Crying with retief, I hurried towa::..-ds th8 smaE. dots of ligh with renewed vigour. Deprived of its pr3y tho flyi1cg s2.uc: u s oa--.. c1 o.:;:;c..y to se Jk new advenutre. Back at the ranch I b :J.bbled r1y dory and fEell aslsep i rct o tb..e arms of my father. Ti·,ai, vm.s t b.o cr..ly cime :i: e-.ror encountered a flying saucer, and I can I t say th. ~ : 'n sorry, A LITTL.E BIT OF PHILOSOPHY - ----~·- ------- --·--- ·v-aldo I s nor1derul word;:; c,f Hisdom ~ Wccl:7.o s e>.J:~: 11 ,:: 1: rJ.ius :'L3 1% inspiration &i:.(l 9)% pE>rspiration.'t (Edison) Y,ialdo s~y:?: H1_rr1,1.t ti:1.::; futi:,:i:·,~ has in store for us depends in large measure what we p::_3.ce in st c:;.c for th .J :=-u.ture< 11 Ti,:aldo say,J: ii :,:t -~3.k,:;, a b aby '.ipp:'.' m:imately 2 yC?s.rs to learn to talk and between 60 c.:.1d 70 year .... , ·c .) l ear11 tu 1: eap his mouth shut.n Q~ 1i_iha t ct'.d }lj_,es:idei1t J oh1 , on say when he pulled his fin~er out of his ear? A: ::: diE ,; C,iJr ~c-'. ·:" ohr. .· oD ;s ·--2.x, (Adrian LaFo.rme) Q: ,·:iw did the m.J.n p:.-.-::-, hi s fo:.i t in the door? A: Tei i:; r:ip r:Ls corn,. (? ) Q: Vi.at 1 C J.ight 'our b·: -:1.th, [I.::; .:1- fi::-'1. th3i' but can I t hold it for five munutes? A. : (Phylis Diller, guess who ) ~Cnoc; : n :oc:k; '.:nr· · s tl:, --·o? Boo , • • , Boo vino? Don't cry about it. (From the little people) SMOKING Is s ,,oking a s:u:.: I:1 ·i:: he wo,·d:., oi' a young person, myself, it is. Even most of the: Joung p<:.on:i.~ vv i10 .sr:.cke Jo ~ .. ncn that its a sin Qj_' would t hey do it behind their parer:-~s b2.c> '.3.C·'.'. ,wt ::.;:. £,ub :.ic? Of course they wouldn't. Anything that does ha:i.-m to the boc1-7 L1 t l12 j_ea,: t waJ is a s i n. Smoking scientifically leads to ca.i.18 s:c . L : yo·_, -wa nt to di s ; r 2e e yoLL .., elf and :'.'.'uin your privileg es that God has THE MYSTERY Phu. t die[ ::C ~ 3e, in t:10 blur. ·g:.' c:Y sky . A fly inc ob ject 1 tb.J. t :30J.re-1. or1 b-i_gb. A pecul ~ar s ig~ t; ~t -~s t c mr 1 As I ga~: .::, d alot:; J whc:.t coulc~ it be . It bobb~d and 1J'!e2.yeJ, a flu£oe.sce:-:r;; glo;i , Due r,ha·c it wa c, I do 1°0::. kno--1. My p c;2.ca of rn.L1d) v-1as YTought alort J A.s w;1ile I watched, I 53.'\7 ~-t spur-t o A b;,i_rst of speed, ard it disc~)c::arecl :- And then as sudden, it reapeared. It scemGd to h over , 2.nd then to fall, And then i ·~ hs.pj:;er:-:d , -· the stranges t of all. It -l a ~ded in a ne~rby field, And being Cffi'ious, I had to yield, My thoug~-.!.::,s w2re 1--c.ci r:? , and so 111as I, Tov,- :c·J. this thing, from out the sky. And there :;_t was, on a E;.lDdf plac e o I stopps::;. al::rup·i:;; s1or ::oa t on my fac1c .. So much a ~:rs. idJ I fc:ll to t h.e g:;,_nound, But syes :.; till s-'; :i.ri :g- , a t -, i1a-i-, I'd found, (?) (by Carl Froman)