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Page 7 MAGAZINE SECTION Voices of New Credit Young People Question: What's green and says moo? Answer: A retarded frog. (Janet Lynn Smith) Question: What has ten legs and five eyes? Answer: Two and one-half dogs. (?) Question: Why is a hammer so hard? Answer: That's for me to know and you to find out. (?) Question: What did the Frenchman say when he saw a zebra? Answer: Take off Ze - bra. (The Great Pierra) There was this boy, woman, and girl; they were watching TV and the woman had to go and milk the cows in the barn. After the woman left the girl said: "Nows your chance." What did the boy do? He grabbed a spoon ran into the kitchen and ate all the jolly green giant lima beans up. (by the Orvalthorpe Brs. Incorporated) Two Hippies were in the country and a newfee came by with a car. The Hippies stopped him and told him to get out of the car so he did. The Hippies drew a circle and told him to get in the circle and not to get out while they wrecked his car. When they were finished wrecking his car they came back and saw him laughing. The Hippies asked him what he was laughing at. The newfee said: "while you were wrecking my car I jumped out of the circle twice." ANSWERS TO QUIZ 1.) cottonwood; 2) Men; 3) women; 4) The Inca's; 5) casting, soldering, welding, annealing, hammering, embossing, engraving; 6) panpipes, bone flutes, gourd trumpets, drums; 7) cedar; 8) The Jivaro Indians: 9) About 15 to 20 million; 10) about 1 million; 11) The Mexican Indians. Staff New Credit: W. LaForme, S. Shantz Six Nations: A. & W. Jamieson Sour Springs: G. Lewis Martin' s Corner: Anita Hill Typists: J. LaForme, R. Bender Individual copies 10 cents Half-yearly suggested contributions - $2.00 Published weekly except for month of August. JOKES Barber - "Haven't I shaved you before sir?" Customer - "No, I got this scar in France." "Every time I want you, you're engaged on the phone, Miss Blank!" "They were business calls sir." "Well, don't address my clients as darling in future." The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My mother looked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"