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â€" â€" ThE ADVERTISER â€" Thursdoy, Sept. 17, 1964 â€" Page 10 Mechanics" â€" No one in their right mind â€" and, of course, we don‘t. Es Nn OB C on ceie oted in the army to acting, unpaid lanceâ€"corporal; the glory is too much and the money is too little and every grandmother knows there‘s a potty in her knapsack. All this has come about because our society feels that after 50, no nice woman should want to be anything but a grandmother. a conditien which combines the best features of embalming â€" it‘s permanent and sexiess. And once you‘re somebody‘s grannv, vou‘re expected to become a reformed character and give up everything which you‘ve enjoved. includâ€" ing eating with your elbows on the ‘lable. If you don‘t, it can only lead to your downfall because a grandmother‘s path is beset by curlyâ€"haired ministers and nice young men who are working their way through college bv seliing magazine subscrintions. Before anvone can save vou, the worst will have happened â€" you will spend the next month sorting underwear for the church rumâ€" mage sale and find you have a 30 year subscription to "Pepular Mashamiln But grandmotherhood does more than just sort out the girls from the grannies; it also divides women into those who yearn to be grandmothers and those who have it thrust on ‘hem â€" The former start knitting bootees secretly as soon as the bride and groom return from the honeymoom and go abou looking wistful until their suspicions are confirmed. They look :orward to pregâ€" nancy by proxy and motherhood once removed. Thev {eel ther is no justification for living to a furrowed old age without grungâ€" children to spread jam on their embroidered chair covers ana their idea of fun is to be asked to babyâ€"sii for a weckend with three little dears who are damo at both ends and noisy n the midâ€" dle. Now this is not evervone‘s idea of a hot time but the genâ€" eral public likes to think that this is what grannies enjoy most They believe that as soon as a woman becomes a granny, she stops winking at men and gets all her fulfillment out of helping to pottyâ€"train Junior. This is not necessarily so. Some women have Just learned to paint their toenails and do the Hot Potato when they‘re dragged into grandmotherhood. It‘s one of those insidious things that sneaks up on you vefore you can prepare yvourself for it; one month you can spend a quiet, civilized weekend with your son and his wife and the next time you go. you find you‘re being ealled granny by a perfect stranger who blows bubbles on your neck. No wonder many women go to pieces when it happens to them. In fact, it is the sudden shock of grandmotherhood that gives some women the urge to do something naughty before thev‘re expected to set a good example again. 4 This is why grandmothers should not be overlocked in the Zurrent wave of free sex instruction; they need it. When they Avere girls, sex hadn‘t been invented: in tnose days of innocence and long drawers, a proposition was a mathematical formula and & wolf was what Red Ridinghood met. As a result. grendmothers Are illâ€"equipped to face the hazards oi modern loving. The real «langer, of course, is that if she‘s not careful she loses her identity and becomes somebody‘s grannv; she may be blonde and breathâ€"‘ taking. but if she takes up stockâ€"car racing. she can count on beâ€" ing billed as the Racing Grandmother: if she met a man in a flyingâ€"saucer. the headlines would read "Grandmother â€" meets Martians". In fact, becoming a grandmother is like being promâ€" nogis o e en T m laxation u n d e r the u | t r a violet rey lamp. ‘‘You mever will know how much you will emjoy exercising and taking .mMfl_mmN~MCl-tcmlynmnm...‘ Finish o ff your exercising with a swim, a relaxing steam bath and a BETTER e FEEL ® BUILD UP AND "BREAKk DOWN" your /.; FIGURE! § Neb e HEALTHY RELAXING ily:. 2:::7 5 ALL OUT EXERCISE! K"\ >‘ © Lose where it f a / G counts . . . take {\ \< 8 off inches . . . . C | take off pounds _ / i / e LOSE ' | i WEIGHT t{,/ ‘(‘ e LOOK : | BETTER â€" 0 4 & A great deal is being written about sex these days â€" single accountants and married women and other unlikely people are all being told what to do if and when sex strikes, but one vital seg~ ment of society has been overlooked. Grandmothers. No one ever gives grandmothers any advice about sex; this may be because it‘s assumed that lighining never strikes the same woman twice and that grandmothers are gnly interested in African violets and bingo. This shows a profound ignorance of both lightning and grandâ€" mothers. They may have been like that once upon a time, but for years now grandmothers have been getting betterâ€"looking even if less comfy, like modern furniture. Just because a woman has reached the age of discretion doesn‘t mean she has nothing left to be discrect about, especially these days when grandmothers come in all shapes and sizes and grandmotherhood can overiake anyone at any age from a girlish 35 up. People who feel this is an unforâ€" tunate trend can take comfort in the thought that it‘s worse in South America where the climate encourages nature to run amok and produce quintuplets and antâ€"eaiers with equal abandon and where a girl is considered to be dragging her hormones if she‘s not a grandmother by 20. In Canada, of course, we are more conservative and no one wants to be a grandmother before fifty; even then, some of us hope the baby will call us Gladys, not Gran. This is not unreasonable â€" even Cupcakes Cassidy wouldn‘t have the same exotic appeal if you knew she was somebody‘s granny. ETOBICOKE HEALTH CLUB m: MEMORIAL POOL â€" 50 Montgomery ( ## Bisor or South af Dundss) Built Operated by the Township af Etobicoke uc ETTER _ WiTH Less ESss GET OFF TO a GOOD SsTART . . . THIS FALL AND WINTER SEasoN! SWIMMING LESSONS GIVEN atT A MODERATE FEE FOR FURTMER INFORMATION CALL BE. 1â€"5973 or BE. 1â€"5011 ETOBICOKE HEALTH CLUB NOW! « . . POUNDS THAT IS . .. BY JOINING THE Talkingpoint SINGLE ADMISSION (Massage Extra) ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP would choose to be a grandmothe DAYS FOR MEN By JOAN SEAGER LADIES‘ DaAYS Tuesday & Thursday from 11.30 a.m.â€"9 p.m. SINGLE ADMISSION $1.50 message extre SAT. 10 a.m.â€"5 MON., WED., FRI 11:30 a.m. â€" 9 p.m Rd $30.00 $55.00 $75.00 $40.00 $1.50 tique furns come He > 8.30 pm. on Thursaay. Septemâ€" ber 24 in the Monigomery Inn on Dundas Street West. All are welcome to come and bring a friend. There will also be reâ€" freshments and a social hour. Restoring _ antigue _ (urniture has become a highly popular and rewarding hobby â€" with many people. In keeping with the past and present. the Etobicoke Hisâ€" toriea‘ . Society speaker al its the season W authority on al tiques. from A Mr. Weller Antique Dealer To Address Society Attending the bride were her sister, Mrs. Robert Zwicker of Sarma as matron of honor and Miss A n ne Dixon. of Elliott Lake, niece of the bride. as junâ€" ior bridesmaid. Both wore gowns of shrimpâ€"colored organza over taffeta. Small halos of rose and white carnations encircled iheir heads and they carried maichâ€" ing bouquets of lhg same flowâ€" ers. James Logie of Toronto was the best man. Robert Friar and Robert Zwicker acted as ushers « Returning to Conn fror malea, Brampion, Re\. The bride, who was given in marriage by her father. looked radiant in a fullâ€"length gown of shimmering white organza over taffeta, which graciously flowed into a short chapel train in back. The dress was highlighied with organza bows and schiffli lace embroidery. A coronet headprece trimmed with pearls neld the bridal veil in place. She carâ€" ried a cascading bouquet of red roses, in charming contrast to the white loveliness of her dress. nque ions Westcott United Church, Conn. Ontario, was the scene of a pretâ€" ty summer wedding when Janet Anne Gillespie was united in marmage with Donald H. F. Caâ€" ter. Alderwood. The bride is the youngest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Gillespie of Conn, and groom is the only sun of Mr. and Mrs. George Cater, Gamma Street, Alderwood. Many Happy Memories of the last tifty years are recalled by Mr. and Mrs George Harris who resided on Berry Road tor many years and moved recently to 1331 Moartley Drive, Lorne Park as they page through their photoâ€" Alderwood Groom United With Conn, Ont. Bride The SCHOOL ~fDANCING register now for the FALL TERM . .. es. from Agincourt r. Weller will disc, es and the various uture can be restored e both attractive and will demonstrate hi * BALLET * TAP * BATON It You Have the Child then This Is the School ell WEST POINT HALL 6th ST. at LAKE SHORE BLVD, w. THURSDAYS â€" 4:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. SATURDAYS â€" 12:00 noon to 5:00 p.m C.S5.D0.A., A.G.V.A. Br be REGISTRATION and INQUIRY d Other guests were Mr. and Mrs. E H. Dixon, daughter Carol and â€" sons David â€" and Bruce of Elliott Lake: Mr. and Mrs. Robert Zwicker and Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Gillespie of Sarmia Mr. and Mrs. Marshall Ol€"eld and Dr. and Mrs, A. D. MacAllister of Dundalk. Also Mrs. Bert Haw of Swinton Park; William Knox of Orangeville: Mr. and Mrs. Robert Eccles of Arthur: Miss Carol Boutne of Cookswille: William Orr of Totâ€" tenham: Robert Friar of Deâ€" tromt: Mr_ and Mrs. Ken Scott of Port Credit; Miss Marianne Wright of Green River and Fred She w as assisted by the groom‘s mother who wore an aqua dress of chiffon over tafâ€" feta enhanced by a corsage of yellow mums. . For traveling the bride wore a twoâ€"piece pink linen dress with a lace top and highlighted with a mauve orchid. At the reception hbeld in the church â€" parior â€" following the ceremony. the bride‘s mother, who was aitired in a turquoise ensemble with white accessories, accented by a corsage of yellow mums. received the guesis. snel! officiated at the doubleâ€" ring ceremony. Mris. A. D. Macâ€" Allister of Dundalk played the wedding â€" music. Floral backâ€" ground for the wedding was tormed by two huge bouguets of pink and white gladiol arâ€" ranged | by Wesley Small of Conn. 366â€"2363 ONTARIO BEDDING CO. CR. 8â€"2680 We spe * ACROBATIC * TOE * MODERN JAZZ SMOOTMH TOP STYLE Be ® Rerurned Like New ® Medium Firm or Extro Firm @ 2â€"Day Service e Br MATTRESSES EXPERTLY REPAIRED â€" REBUILT gs graph album. In celebration of their Golden Wedding anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Harris will be ‘at home‘ to their many friends and relatives on Saturday, September 19 Eiderdowns Reâ€"covered Mousewives‘ & Business Girls‘ Modern Jorz Closs â€" SPECGIAL â€" Members are pleased to learn that the children have already beaun to receive muchâ€"needed assistance. To all who helped in any way to make this event a surcess thev extend heartâ€"felt ery phase of planning and exeâ€" cution of this benefit. Without the legion contribution the dance would not have been the success it was. Prior to her imarriage the bride was guest of honor at sevâ€" eral miscellaneous showers, Mrs. J. A. Knox held a shower at her nome in Toronto and a shower in the basement of Conn United Church was hostessed by Mrs. Robert Zwicker and Mrs. Lorenzo Crewson. Fellow workâ€" ers at the Canadian Acceptance Corporation arranged a surprise shower after work. Mrs. Robert Friar and Eileen Cater held a shower at the home of Mrs. George Cater in Alderwood and Miss Sadie Dyce invited old friends and neighbors of the‘ bride to her home in Proton where the bride was showered with good wishes and many A Benefit Dance in aid of the three orphaned Patchett children was neld recently by the Toronâ€" to Township Dart League and the Eastwood Men‘s League at the Branch 101 Legion Hall Lakeshore Bivd. W. Executive members of the combined dart leagues wish to bublicly express their thanks to lovely gifts Legion Branch Thanked For Assistance the members of Legion Branch 101 for the use of their hall and for unlimited assistance in evâ€" Attending the ceremony from Conn were Mr. and Mrs Lorâ€" enzo Crewson and Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Williams. STUDIO NOW OPEN nk Pads ove AVOID BACKACHE Mattre Photo by Stan Windrim New Spring Est 30 vears Siso xtro |_Over 100 guests were en‘erâ€" [lamed at a trousseau tea in the {home of Mrs. D. Mackay. 351 |Rathburn Road. last week. in honor of her daughter Donna‘s forthcoming marriage on Sept. 19, to Donald Lyons, Mimico. The wedding will take place in St. Elizabeth‘s Anglican Church, The Queensway where the brideâ€" toâ€"be â€" a graduate of Royal York Collegiate and Queensw ay Public School sang in the choir and taught Sunday School. Following the wedding rehearâ€" sal on Friday evening the wedâ€" ding party will be entertained in the home of the bride‘s parâ€" ents on Rathburn Road. Tea was poured by Mrs. D. Crosland of Weston, w ho has known the bride all her life Five showers had been previâ€" ously held at the homes of Mrs J. Gomm, Downsview; Mrs. G. Johnston. Willowdale: Mrs. H. Friend, Islington; Miss V. Mesâ€" senger. Erindale and Mrs. D. Martynik, Alderwood. A presenâ€" tation luncheon was given by the nurses of Dunhaven Nursing Home is a life member of the Women‘s Auxiliary. They now attend St Paul‘s Anglican in Lorne Park Mrs. Harris was an active memâ€" ber of the Eastern Star, Mimico, for some years. Mr. and Mrs. Harris attended St. James Anglican Church in the Humber where Mrs. Harris Joining in the celebration at 1331 Martley Drive, Lorne Park will be their daughter Lorna (Mrs. L.) Howe of Oakville and son John E. of Lorne Park and five grandchildren. Saturday‘s Bride Entertained Committee of Adjustment from 1946 to ‘60 and a judge at the C.N.E., Winter Fair and fall fairs of Weston, London, Woodbine, Cooksville and Peterboro from 1934 to ‘60. _Mr. and Mrs. George Harris of Lorne Park and residents of Berry Road, Etobicoke, from 1918 to 1960, will be ‘at home‘ to their many friends and relaâ€" tives on the occasion of the Golden Anniversary of their wedding on Saturday, Septemâ€" ber 19. Married in Christ Church, Mimico, on September 23, 1914, the couple lived in the Humber area all their lives. Mr. Harris, a market gardener, was on the Etobicoke Planning Board and Exâ€"Ftobians Mark Fiftieth Wedding Sat. ANNOUNCEMENT Starting in Januaryâ€"PUBLIC LECTURE SERIES "MEDICINE ‘65" in cooperation with the Academy of Medicine SIXTYâ€"ONE YEARS OF SERVICE IN ADULT EDUCATION lena TRADE UNION LEADERSHIP FOR EACH GROUP OF TEN LECTURES GALT im assozation with UNIVERSITY OF TOroNiO McMASTER UNIVERSiTY UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN onT Endorsed by ONTARIO FEDERA TION {CLC) and under grant from PROVINCE OF ONTARIO DEPAR imE EDUCATION *A generous gront from the Atkinson Choritable Fuundation has enabled The M Association of Canada to proceed with the 2nd year Tutorial coursesy as thown NEW! 2nd Term * EFFECTIYVE ENGLISHâ€"2nd Term* PSYCHOLOGY EFFECTIVE PUBLIC SPEAKING THE CITIZEN AND THE LaAW CONVERSATIONAL FRENCHâ€" DISCUSSION and DEBATING CLUB COMPARATIVE RELIGION â€" TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 23, 24 Starting at 7 p.m. at the W.E.A. CENTRE, 577 JARVIS STREET (ot {sabelia) TORONTO FOR INFORMATION CALL WaA. 2â€"0380 CLASSES NOW HELD AT UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO ELECTRICAL BUJLDING TADDLECREEK ROAD THE WORKERS EDUCATIONAL EVENING CLASSES ALL CLASSES COMMENCE AT 8 P.M. Registrations accepted opening nights of classes. Sept. 28, Oct. 5, 6, 1. 8 HAMIL TON 2nd Year* FEES FALL TERM REGISTRATION COLLEGE and McCAUL CAR STOP ‘Nursing Procedures Learned In Queensway Hospital Course Twelve women started eluull;nm and pass an examination at the Queensway General Hosâ€"\set by the College of Nurses of pital this week in a 10â€"month Ontario mg fill jobs in doctors‘ course which will qualify them and dentists‘ offices and indusâ€" as Registered Nursing Assistâ€"‘trial and public health clinics as ants. well as in hospitals. The auxiliary is initiating a program on a trial basis, for volâ€" unteers helpers in ‘admitting‘ and to work with ‘out‘ patients, where the service of volunteers will relieve the professional perâ€" somnel for other duties. Women interested in volunteer work of this sort will be welâ€" comed by the auxiliary any time. It will feature a sale of home baking. The Women‘s Auxiliary of St. Joseph‘s Hospital is having its annual Membership Tea this aftâ€" ernoon. Thursday at the home of Mrs. J J. Curtin, 268 Riverside Drive, Ejobicoke from 2 to 5 Volunteers Sought By St. Jo‘s Hospital in the ADVERTISER 619 Evans Ave. ADVERTISE Those who complete the proâ€" THE @ MADISONS \ BY POPULAR DEMAND Every Friday & Saturday Night Featuring Talented Vocalists ® SHERRIE LYNN & JIMMIE MANCEL & EVELYN WRIGHT NORMANDIE ROOM : CLOVERLEAF HOTEL FOR YOUR LISTENING & DANCING PLEASURE $5.00 WEA $10 ENJOY COUNTRY & WESTERN MUSIC "Ae _ COUNTRY 5 Every Wed., Thurs. 9 p.m.â€"12 Sat. 3 p.m.â€"6 p.m: Return To The ASSOCIATION OF CaANADA secretary . Sally Wehber T. berg, Publicity, Betty Corbet HUSBAND & WIFE MEMBERSHIP $3.00 UNEMPLOYED PERSONS will be admitâ€" ted without chorge to our classes on showing . their Unemployment Claims book â€" PLUS â€" GENERAL MEMBERSHIP PHOTOGRAPHY FOR BEGINNERS BEGINNERS‘ CONVERSATIONAL FRENCH KEEPING UP WITH ASTRONOMY PUBLIC SPEAKING AND PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE HISTORY OF PHILOSOPHY â€" 2nd Year* TRADE UNION LEADERSHIP TUTORIAL PHILOSOPHY TORONTO AND DISTRICT OFFICERS Preside Southâ€"West Corner of Queen Elizabethâ€" 27 Hwy. Cloverieat ARRY POMEROY nobled The Workers‘ Educatinnal ses as shown with on osterizk. |_This year‘s class .the fourth at 'the Queensway, has been filled since early summer. Applications 'lor the next course will be taâ€" ‘ken next April. Candidates must |be in good health and have comâ€" pleted at least Grade 10, with Grade 11 preferred. A deposit |for expenses is returned when the student completes the course. ] Nursing assistants look after less seriously ill patients in hosâ€" | pital and help the registered \nurse care for the more seriously lill They are qualified to give ‘baths, take temperatures, turn \patients and help them out of ‘bed and on to crutches, feed ’those who cannot feed themâ€" selves and do simple dressings. Students from the lakeshore area include Mrs. Eunice Davis, Mrs. Villa Fawcett, Miss Mane Kelly, Miss Mary Killingsworth, Miss Donna Prior and Miss Mariâ€" anna Repath. The course has its own classâ€" room where, under the superviâ€" sion of Mrs. Phyllis Janeway, director of the Registered Nursâ€" ing â€" Assistants‘ program, the students learn the procedures and then practice on a dummy and on each other before they go into the hospital. â€" OR There is no charge for tuition, and w hen they have learned basic skills and start practicing in the hospital wards, after the first two months of training, they are paid a monthly wage. EORGE SA Colour and Black and White eq 903â€"1964 $2.00