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o o y Bickle‘s Antiâ€"Consumptive Syrup §3 an unparalleled remedy for colds, coughs, influenza and diseases of th> throat and lungs. The fame of the medicine rests upon years of successful use in eradicating these aeffections, and in protecting manâ€" kind from the fatal ravages of conâ€" sumpticn, and as a neglected cold leads to consumption, one cannot be too careful to fight it in its early stages. Bickle‘s Syrup is the weaâ€" pon, use it. «‘People count their chickens rfore they are hatched becuz they like to enjoy what they think they‘re goin‘ to hev.‘‘ Mothers who have used ~Baby‘s Own Tablets say. they feel safe when they have this medicine in the house, as the Tablets are a peverâ€"failing cure for the ills of babyhood and childhood. And the mother has the guarantee of a government analyst that this mediâ€" sine contains no poisonous opiates. Mrs. â€" Walter _ Barr, Mountain Grove, Ont., says :â€"‘"My little boy suffered terribly when teething and from constipation. Nothing I gave him did the least good until I gave him Baby‘s Own Tablets and these brought him speedy relief. Every mother of young children should keep the Tablets in the home." Sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 centsâ€"a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockâ€" ville, Ont.. He â€"(encouragingly)yâ€"‘‘I‘m sure if one thing, my angelâ€"you and I aÂ¥ill never quarrel as that couple are doing !"‘ She (with decision)â€"‘"Indeed, we shan‘t! If you ever speak to me as he did to her, I shall call the naolica 1 MOTEERS FEEL SAFE WITE BABYI‘S OWX TABLETS If you would retain a..man‘s friendship, don‘t try to show him that he isn‘t half as smart as he thinks he is. > Man‘s chief wisdom consists in knowing his follies. _ The trouble in the world is nearâ€" ly all due to the fact that oneâ€"half of the people are men and the cther half women. A TERRIBLE SUFFERER FOR THREE YEARS Exireme anguish; pains in the jJointsthat all but drive one crazyâ€" thus may inflammatory rheumatism Bbe described. The victims are to be pitiedâ€"to them life is one long tortrme; they suffer by day and cannot sleep by night. Such was the condition of Miss A. Mercier of Ottawa, @nt. For three years she was a victim ef this trouble and found noe relief till she began usâ€" ing Br. Williams‘ Pink Pills. She says:â€"‘‘For three years I was a sufferer from inflammatory rheuâ€" matism. «Buring that time I conâ€" sulted and was treated by some of the best dectors in our city, but I found no relief in their treatment. It was the new blood that Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills actually made that restored Miss Mercier to health and strength. There is no medicine to equal them in making new bleod and in this way they cure angaemia, rheumatism, heart galpi’cation, indigestion, neuralgia, t. Vitus dance and many other troubles. Sold by all dealers in medicine or direct at 50 cents a box er six boxes for $2.50 from _The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockâ€" ville, Ont. : s If you would flatter a woman, keep quiet and listen. hy But Hoalth Was Completely Restorâ€" gd by Dr. Willians‘ Piak PHs, I began to despair of ever being well again, when one day a friend advised me to try Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills. I procured three boxes and by the time these were used there was enough improvement in my condition to encourage me to continue their use. Three more boxes completely cured me and toâ€" day I am as well as ever I was. I always keep a supply of Dr. Williâ€" ams‘ Pink Pills in the house and would recommend all who suffer as I did to give them a trial." A spinster‘s face is sure to light up if she strikes a match. & It‘s difficult to please yourself and others at the same time.~ Just Think ofii!l With the SAME Dye youcan color ANY kind of cloth Pertectlyâ€"â€"No chancg of mistakes. All colors ro cents from ‘ZO“{'Mgt}? Bealer, Sample Card and B?r?;de.g E;:Eéevfi-’ém}‘ rd 7 O- Lim{ted o Jshnsonâ€"Richardson Co., Limite Dept. ‘_‘., s Mo'nt;egLQx;e. UNCLE EZRA SAYS: SNIPPETS OF SENSE.~ ANOTHER PLAN. Nothing looks more ugly than to see a person wlose hands are covâ€" ered over with warts. Why have these disfigurements on your perâ€" son when a sure remover of all warts, corns, etc., can be found in Holloway‘s Corn Cure. t Fond Motherâ€"‘"Now, look here, !George! I want you to break off IWith that gicl. She is very pretty, ‘and all that, but I know her too | well to want you to risk your life ‘and happiness by marrying her. |\ Why, she knows no more about |housekeeping than I do about |’G1‘eekâ€"not a bit!‘"‘ "Do,""‘ said the old fellow sleepâ€" ily ‘Well, I reckon I did a mile in three minutes." The veteran paused again ; he alâ€" ways does at the most exciting part; he finds it amusing. _ <‘Well, what did you do?""‘ asked an impatient listener. _ & We Must Go from heated rooms to the ecl@ euter air, and the change sets us coughing. Cur Ing winter colds is not hard if Xou take Allen‘s \Lung Balsam. A neglected cold is troublesome '&nd%ansarous IE was worth. All of a sudden I turned, and found that my regiment had altered its position, and I was cut offâ€"left to the mercy of the enemy, sir." Who would not be barber 1 No rival need he dread! For he‘s sure in his profession To stand always at the head. ‘"How did you make such a hit with her?"‘ "I guessed her age." 3 "Did you guess it as being fewer years than it is ?"" "I â€"recollect,"‘ he continued dreamingly, "that at the battle of ‘Alma I had a very exciting time. Bullets were pelting upon us like rain, men fell right and left, canâ€" non roared like thunder itself, and, worst of all, the enemy had manâ€" aged to get within a hundred yards of our position. I was mad with excitement, and wasn‘t thinking of anything except just fighting for all ENLISTING ALL AROUND. "I want to enlist your effort in this volunteer work." The dear old veteran paused in his reminiscences, and his avudience began to think he had left off. Vain hope! ‘"‘Then you will have to wait till I recruit my health." Magistrateâ€"‘""How comes it that you dared to break into this gen: tleman‘s house in the dead of night?"‘ _ Prisonerâ€"‘Why, your worship, the other time you reâ€" proached me for stealing in broad daylight. Ain‘tâ€"I to be allowed to work at allt"* Simple Homeâ€"made Remedy That is Free From Opiates and Harmful Brugs. â€" : pocs An effective .remedy, that will usually break up a cold in twenty: four hours, is easily made by mjxâ€" ing together in a large bottle two eunces of Glycerine, a halfâ€"ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pure Whisky. This mixture will cure any cough that is curable, and is not expenâ€" sive, as it makes enough to last the average family an entire year. Virâ€" gin Oil of Pine compound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co., Cincinâ€" nati, Ohio. â€" Sick at heart withshope deferred, he called again the other day, and listened to the same old taloe from the lady of the house. It was a trying interview, but the landlord, a very good soul, said that rather than make a fuss about such a small matter, he would make her a present of the house; an offer which was gladly accepted. When her hushband returned from work, she told him what had transâ€" pised. .. . Motherâ€"‘"Very true, George, and your poor father died of dyspepsia twenty years ago."‘ Do what he would, the landlord could never get the rent from his tenant, who, when asked to pay up, went into a long rigmarole about hard times, and made many promises, which always remained unfulfilled. ‘"Why, you daft idiot, we‘ll have taxes to pay now |‘ Georgeâ€"‘"But you said yourself that you did not know a thing about housekeeping until after you were married."" _ His indignation knew no bounds. ‘‘I should think you had more sense than to take it!‘‘ he yelled. ‘""Pake it! Of course, I took it !‘‘ replied his wife, surprisedly. "Why Georgeâ€"‘‘Perhaps not; but she can leatrn."‘ Motherâ€"‘"After marriage is raâ€" ther late for that, George." a not?‘ A GOOD COTGH MIXTURE. SHORTSIGHETED WOMAN. MOTHER‘S EXPERIENCE. ALWAYS AT HER HEAD. BETTER YET GOOB WORK. ’ New Homeâ€"Made Syrup. ; \_ _ (Cut this out:) s Frem Boston Press. Progress in â€"medical compounds never ceases, and now it is stated by a prominent medical man that any deepâ€"seated cough or cold on the lungs can be actually cured in five hours by the clock. Opiam and morphine have been resorted to in the past, as relief measures. But now it is learned that the system must be treated to rid it of inflamâ€" mation and congestion. A tonic laxative cough syrup does the work ko quickly and thoroughly as to be almost magical. What heretofore has taken weeks to cure can be acâ€" complished in hours. Get this forâ€" mula filled or mix it at home and always keep it on hand : Oneâ€"half ounce fluid wild cherry bark, one ounce compound essence cardiol ‘and three ounces syrup white pine compound. Shake the bottle and take twenty drops every half hour for four hours. Then take oneâ€" ‘half to one teaspoonful three or four times a day until the system is purified and tones up. Give ‘children less according to age. One filling will usually cure a whole family, as the dose is small % Tommy, aged, six, who has just beer punished by his father ; "Mamâ€" ma». I don‘t believe I can stand your husband much longer !" ‘"In a little while beefsteak will be as expensive as quail on toast."" ‘‘Well,"‘ answered Mr. Bliggins, "then we can eat quail without feeling reckless and extravagant.‘"‘ That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c. We do a great many foolish things from day to day, but keeping the temperature of a living room up to 80 and above for the sake of a rubâ€" ber plant, strikes us as, about the most foolish of all. PBEEPâ€"SERTER COUCRH A VOIGE FROM NOVA Ellic J. Mirk Suffered {from this Terrible Ailment for Four Years, but Bodd‘s Kidney Pills Made Her a Well Woman. Miscou Harbor, Gloucester Co., N. S., Feb 28 (Special). â€"That any remedy that will cure Bright‘s Disâ€" easse will cure any form of Kidney Risease has long been admitted by the medical profession, and this place furnishes one more undoubted proof that Dodd‘s Kidney Pills will cure Bright‘s Disease. For Ellic J. Mirk, well known here, had Bright‘s Disease, and Dodd‘s Kidâ€" ney Pills cured her. "I suffered for over four years from Kidrey Disease which develop* ed into Bright‘s Disease,‘"‘ Miss Mirk states. ‘"I had pains in head and back, and stiffness of the joints. I lost my appetite and sufâ€" fered from dizziness and shortness of breath. I was weak and lanâ€" guid all the time. STATES THAT DODD‘S KIDNEY PILLS CURES BRIGHT‘S DISEASE. "I was always nervous and could not keep my thoughts from wanderâ€" ing. Doedd‘s Kidney Pills cured me. Toâ€"day I have not one of these disâ€" tressing symptoms." § ~â€" Neglected Kidney Complaint deâ€" velops into Bright‘s Disease, Heart Disease or Diabetes. Dodd‘s Kidâ€" ney Pills cure any and all of these. But it‘s easier and safer to cure the earlier symptoms by using Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. "I believe in saying what I think,‘‘ said the young man in the flabby trousers. _ "I‘ve often wondered why you den‘t talk very much,"‘ said the girl with the trick of saying what she thinks. 5 erne 3 He wooed a maid named Flora â€" When he‘d lost ‘a girl named Dora ; After: Dora she woed Cora And wound up with wedding Nora. THE Limifl OF FOOLISHNESS. A HAPPY DISPOSITION " Only One ‘‘*BROMO QUININE®* CUREB IN 5 HG@URS. A FLORADORA STUNT HER COMEâ€"BACK. ISSUE NQ. 10â€"19. 2 3 Pmd d o CCR > " L > o urh pgn PB SCGOTIA A Soothing Oil.â€"To throw ol upon the troubled waters means to subdue to calmness the most boisâ€" terous sea. .To apply Dr. Thomas‘ Eclectric Oil to the troubled body when it is racked with pain means speedy subjugation of the most reâ€" fractory elements. It cures pain, heals bruises, takes the fire from burns, and as a general household medicine is useful in many ailments. It is worth much. EUTILE DISSENSION. "So you and your husband are always quarreling?‘ said the family lawver. o 4JA Eo es by esd in \ mss l maucr) tfi "a, > C euyenr " BC ~ 3 ienss ara® usnmriey can anras atiine / One of the first shocks the averâ€" age young married woman gets is when she puts on a new gown and hez husband doesn‘t know the difâ€" ference. man. . "What do you quarrel about *‘ "I forget the subject of the first quarrel. But we have â€"been quarâ€" reling ever since who was to blame for it." "No," said Pat, "I expect, like the rest of ye, he spoke through his nose."" s 8 A Safe Pill for Sufferers.â€"There are pills that violently purge and fill the stomach and intestines with pain. Parmelee‘s Vegetable Pills are mild and effective. _ They are purely vegetable, no mineral purâ€" gative entering into their composiâ€" tion and their effect is soothing and beneficial. ‘fry them and be conâ€" vinced. Thousands can attest their great curative qualities because thousands owe their health and strength to timely use of this most excellent medicine. Be $ur@ you gol She AUIO JTC OO COS bras "The D & ’l{" Menthol Plastor, For shoumatism neuralgis, stc., nothing is better. Made cnly b Davis 2 Lawrence Company. It sometimes happens that by the time a young man can afford to marry he doesn‘t want to. Some people talk so much that they have no time to listen to anyâ€" thins worth while. Write Murine Eye. Remedy Co., ‘Chioago, for 48â€"page illustrated Eye Book Freo. Write all about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the ‘Proper Applicaâ€" tion of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your Bpeeial Case. Your Pruggist will tell you. that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes, Etrengthâ€" ens Weak Eyes, Doesn‘t Smart; Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for 50¢. Try It in Your Eyes and in Baby‘s Eyes for Bealy Eyelids and Granulation. We have moved to our now building, ‘"I guess," he said, "there‘s a man, and a lie never passed through his lips.‘ Landlady (to lodger)â€"‘"Aroe you in the bath, sir?‘ Voice (between splashes)â€"‘‘Yes. What d‘you want?‘ Landladyâ€"‘"I forgot to tell you I had it fresh painted inside last night, sir, and it won‘t be dry for two or three days !"‘ The man who is willing to bet his bottom dollar seldom has to dig down very far. cdward G©REOREI YR & Co. SAFE IRVESTMENTS APPENDRIGEITIS ‘Cured without operations. All who are afâ€" licted with this diseaso and wish to be cured permanently, safely and quickly with this great Homeopathic remedy, which will be sent postpaid anywhere in the world with full instructions for using so as to effect a permaneut cure. Price $2. Address John T. Walt, Homeopathle Pharmacy, Arnprier, Canada. Pat was being shown the sights of America. His Yankee guide, after showing him numerous wonders, brought him to a statute of Washâ€" ington. ; PAZO QOINTMENT is guarantesd to cure any cuse of Iiching, Blind. Blesding or ‘Protruding Piles in 6 to i4 days or money refunded. 500, * and Cleaning. This is a specialty with the * British American Pyeing (Co° Bend particulars by post and we are sure to satisfy, Address Rox 158, Montreal. CARPET DYEINC 1 Bs $ure ‘‘VYes,""‘ answered the young woâ€" Mambers Toronto Stock Ezchange. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. MEAN. The meanest thing That comes our way, A rain storm on A winter‘s day. _ l HvE S‘[ %1 E N'I‘S Write for our weekly I circular on securition. Refor as to standing to any bank. ou get the kind you have alway= had, ou gel the AMO MA CCE C oys NO EXCEPTION Frea to.Our Readars. TOO LATE! A SHOCK. 90 Bay 5t., Teronta. If your children moan and are restless dur‘ng sleep, coupled, when awake, with a loss of appetite, pale countenance, picking of the nose, etc., you may depend upon it that the primary cause of the trouble is worms. Mother Graves‘ Worm Exâ€" terminator â€" effectually _ removes these‘ pests, at once relieving the little sufferers. Cure â€" Rheumatism Sleeplessness.â€"Sleep is the great restorer and to be deprived of it is vital loss. Whatever may be the cause of it, indigestion, nervous derangement or mental worry, try Mind your own businessâ€"unless you are getting paid for minding other people‘s. a course of Parmelee‘s Vegetable Pills. By regulating the action of the stomach, where the trouble lies, they will restore normal conditions and healthful sleep will follow. They exert a sedative force upon the nerves and where there is unâ€" rest they bring rest. Young Wifeâ€"This dish, dearest, is an original composition of my own. Husbandâ€"Well, I should rather, my pet, that you would cock after the old masters. & "Do they quarrel all the time?‘ ‘‘No, they entertain company now and then." Br. Miorse‘s Indlan Roeot Pills Try Zamâ€"Buk for eczema, ulcers, skin eruptions, face spots, baby‘s rashes, inflamed places, piles, bloodâ€"poisoning and all skin inâ€" juries and diseases. 50c all drugâ€" gists and stores. or post free from Zamâ€"Buk Co., Toronto, for price. Many a man is proud of his past â€"because it is past. ‘"‘"Although the quantity was so small, it seemed to do me some good. so I purchased from Mr. Bauld, . Druggist, Scollard â€" and Yonge Streets, a supply of Zamâ€" Buk. Each box did me more and more good, and to my delight, beâ€" fore I had been using Zamâ€"Buk three weeks, I saw that it was goâ€" ing to heal tho sora. _ In lessâ€" tharn a month it was healed! It has now been healed for almost a year. Ghilled to the Bone ? A coa.sÂ¥oonfu1 of Pain« killer in a clg) of hot water sweetenad will warm ou and avert a cold. Avoid substitutes, there is int one " Painkiller"â€"Porry Davia‘â€"250 and 50@ ‘‘About four years ago & sore spot appeared on the right side of my face, just about the angle of the jaw _; This spot increased in size urftil it became about half an inch in diameter, and very troublesome. I went to a doctor, from whom at different times during fifteen years I had ‘received treatment, but the ointment I ‘got did not have any good effect on the sore. I had it cauterized, tried poultices and all kinds of salves, but it was no good, and this continued for four years. A sample of Zamâ€"Buk was one day left at our house, and I used it. ‘‘No,‘"‘ said she, ‘‘but if we can‘t go both nightsâ€"‘"" She paused, beâ€" wildered, quite out of her calculaâ€" tion. Then a happy thought struck her, and she added, ‘‘We‘ll go twice the first night." A great resolution beamed upon her gentle face, ‘‘Then,‘‘ said she firmly, "give me four tickets for the first night. We will make them do:" Yow can‘t equal Zamâ€"Buk for sores of all kinds, whethsr recent ¢r of long standing. ‘Ehat is the opinion of Mrs. Wilson, of. 110 Wickinson Ave., Toronto. She says : Two very dear old ladies walked up to the window where ticksts were to be sold for two popular concerts. They wanted tickets for both nights, but alas! those for the second evening were all gone. This was the more popular enterâ€" tainment of the two. ‘I‘m so sorry, my dear!‘"‘ patâ€" tered one of the old ladies to the other. ‘‘We did want to go, didn‘t we, and we wanted to go Beth nights." ‘‘You couldn‘t give us two tickets for each night?‘ inquired the other of the clerk. ‘‘No, ma‘ am." "‘You haven‘t two seats anywhere for the second night * ‘‘Why, sister,"‘ quavered the other, ‘"‘you going to invite someâ€" beody 1 ‘‘No, ma‘am. Couldn‘t give you noseâ€"room." SHE HAD THIS SORE FOR FOUR LONG& YEARS! owe thoir singular effectiveness In curing Rheumatism, Lumbago and Sciatica to their power of stimulatâ€" ing and strengthemng the kidneys. They erable these organs to thorâ€" oughly filter from the blood the uric acid (the product of waste matter) which gets into the joints and muscles and causes these painâ€" ful discases. O#er half a century of constant use has proved con. clusively that Dr. sorse‘s Indian Root Pills strengthen weak kidâ€" neys and A NICE CALCULATIONX. How Zamâ€"Buk Healed It. SPEAKING OF ART K LETUP. For prices,- etc. address * ‘W. P._ NILES, â€"â€" Wellington, Ontarlq Grower of Soed Peas, Beans aud Potatoes, REERNENLnrmti mtc LEARN THE BARBER TRADE_â€"NEW systemâ€"constant praotice; c petu instruction; few weeks cewplete oflfinfi tools free; graduates earn twelve i eighteen dollars weekly; write for cataâ€" logue. Moler Barber College, %1 Queen East, Toronto. Grown from pure bred seed imported from England, Scotland and United States. Extra First Early, First Early, Second Early, Medium and Late. . Eend for free sample to Dept. W. L. Nap tlonal Orug & Chemlcal Co., Toranto. â€" Crows Hair en any Bald Head On sale at the Robt. Bimpron Co., Tqronto Carada, or the Marlast Hair Promoting Co., Toronto. Caneda. FOB SALE OR RENTâ€"200 ACRES BES% 8 dairy farm in Halton County, bank barnt ruuning water, convonient to station, rural und hong distance telephone. . Particulars, apply to HÂ¥: TUQK,.Owner, Hornby, Ont. N‘g ACHINERY HEA‘DQUAREQR_S. â€" Iron and woodâ€"working machiner engines, boilers, steam pumps, gasolink engines, electric motors, contracters machinery, etc. Sond for catalague ef over 1400 machines. K. W. PETRIE, Limited, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver. Marlatt‘s Hair Promeoter THE LINDMAN TRUSS will hold any bernia. Endorsed by foremost med Write for particulars. B. LINDMA N Montreal. CALVES Price $1.00â€"6 for $5.00, mailed on re ceipt of price. LYLE MEDICINE C9., T13 Queen West, * T § Blind, Bloeding, Itohing, Protruding PiHles quickly and permanently cured by the most scientific and economicalremedy LYLE‘S COMMON SENWSE FOR PIZ The Rational Life Assurance Co. Haad Office: _25 Toronto S5t., Toronto 1909 was the mosi prosperous year in the hisfory of the National Life Assurance o. I€CT SU Edlllh UCIU}‘; MIEALC 127 INSURANCE IN FORéE, ASSETS, PREMIUYM INXNCGME, INTEREST INXCOME, AND SURPLUS. A Spaocial Agoent is Reguired in this Bistrict. ns e a e 7 c ina in from ome LC T\ CA kz ;E:enty minutes [ & V{ ; Yor H ea d a ch o â€" /C__ Asfoâ€"â€"g l olent (whethor sick or / # \\‘3’ * ‘nervou\z?, Toothâ€" $ XÂ¥ 1 ache, Nenralgis, _ _AZ frouc@ l Rhe um a¢ian, < ce Lumbafi.‘. gatns aand woaknose | _ ""!7‘4. in the back, spine or kidnoys, ts around the liver pleufls{. swalling of the joints, and pains of all king:! BRadâ€" way‘s Ready Reilof will in a faw days ofâ€" fect a permancat cure. Radway‘s Roady R& lef cures the worst SEED POTATOERS. Apply to oPEFOR TAE DEAFâ€" Bteol large gains being made in i Railso Thom Without Milk yEs Booklsb Frgo, ©,\Briggs Booed Co, Ltd., Toronte,{Ong, FARMS FOR SALE. OF CaANADA, A, HEABACHE, CF CRNLDA, EDUCATIGNAL MACHINERY oremosb medical men. B. LINDMAN, (Rog‘d). Sef) â€"IN AC?UST!CQH-â€" of the clectrical age TORONTO reducible