Times & Guide (1909), 23 Sep 1910, p. 2

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! _Ill fitting boots and shoes cause corns. Holloway‘s Corn Cure is ‘\the article to use. GCGet a bottle at ‘once and cure your corns. _ WTarlorâ€"Sir, I have made clothes Jfor some of the best houses.s CUusâ€" \tomerâ€"Maybe they will fit a house. They certainly won‘t fit a man. g A certain involuntary expression of astonishment will be visible in >the _waiter‘s face, â€" wellâ€"trained though it may be. 'Lf“l have made an excellent dinâ€" (' er; you manageo the establishâ€" ment much better than tae precedâ€" Ang proprietor did." . \During his rapture at being misâ€" taken for the owner of the restauâ€" rant you escape. _ How to avoid tipping the waiter at a restaurant: Minard‘s Liniment Relieves Neuralgla When the bill comes, pay it exâ€" actly. : YÂ¥ou should then rigse, saying to bim : _ Walking is said to be the best ;R kereise for brain workersâ€"and a I%t of brain workers can‘t afford to do anything else. _ MAKE A NOTE when you are leaving home to buy "The. D. &. L.‘ Menthol Plaster. Guaranteed to cure the worst case of backache, beadache, stitches. Avoid the "just as good" goods. Get the genaine. 5 rier 1 # is reputed to be, then it may be rejected as useless, and all that has been said in its praise denounced as untrughfel. U best testimonial one can have of the virtue of Dr. Thomas‘ Eclectric Oil in the treatment of bodily pains, coughs, colds and affections of the respiratory organs, is a trial of it. If not found the sovereign remedy EpARH CE ORL c mew F 2s 5 â€" Professorâ€"To what class of malaâ€" dies does insomnia belong ! Bright Studentâ€"Whyâ€"erâ€"insomnia is a contagious disease. Professor â€" Where did you learn that ? Bright Studentâ€"From experience. â€" When my neighbor‘s dog can‘t sleep at night I can‘t either. Winard‘s Liniment Cures Burns, Etc A Pill That is Prized.â€"There have been many pills put upon the market and pressed upon public atâ€" tention, but none has endured so long or met with so much favor as Parmelee‘s Vegetable Pills. Wideâ€" ’spread use of them has attested their great value, and they need no further advertisement than this. Having firmly established themâ€" selves in public esteem, they now rank without a peer in the list of standard vegetable preparations. A _ mwoman promises to forget man‘s mistakes and she does:â€"until the next time she loses her temper. "That horse of yours looks terribâ€" ly run down."‘ ‘‘Yes,""‘ replied Uncle Si Simlin. ‘‘Why do you keep him !" ‘‘Well, it‘s a kind of a comfort to have him around. As long as I‘ve got him I feel that there ain‘t much danger of my bein‘ cheated in a hoss trado." _ THEN SHE RAKES THEM UP. Summer tfime is a time of danger #o all babiesâ€"but more especially o thoze living in the towns and citâ€" es where the heat is so excessive as jo make it almost impossible to keep ‘baby‘s teoad in proper condition. It is then that the little one suffers from those stomach and bowel broubles that carry off so many preâ€" gs1ous little lives. During the sumâ€" mer the mother must be especially lcareful to keep baby‘s stomach ‘sweet and pure and his bowels movâ€" ing regularly. No other medicine will be of such great aid to mothers in summer as Baby‘s Own Tablets.. These little Tablets never fail to reâ€" gulate the bowels ; sweeten the stoâ€" ‘ mach and make baby well and hapâ€" | py. Mrs. D. Devlin, S6. Sylvester East, Que., says: "I think Baby‘s Own Tablets are the best medicine for little ones for stomach and bowel troubles and I would not be withous them.‘"‘ . The Tablets aro sold by medicine dealers or at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. If a sailor is called a seaâ€"dog, is man who sails the air a skyâ€"terâ€" Trial Proves its Excellenceâ€"The BUMMER TIME A USEFEUL INFORMATION. ISSUE NO. 88â€"10. FELT SAFE. Zâ€"ME OF DANGER Lieutenantâ€"No, cap; he absolutely refuses to be a part of the spectacle upless wa gusarantes him a percentage of the« moving picture receipts. Btellaâ€"Yes; she comesâ€"of a line of rich ancestors. Her father was a parâ€" lor car porter, her grandfather a plumâ€" ber and her greatâ€"grandiather a waiter in a hotel. Captain Kiddâ€"What‘s the trouble? Can‘t you make the prisoner walk the plank? Ellaâ€"There is a good deal of money in her family, isn‘t there? ing of the nails, After the elephant has been securely roped the nails are cut=with a saw.â€"London Sketch. When an elephant is in captivity the nature of its habits permits the beast‘s nails to grow to an abnormal lengthâ€" thus the neces§ity for the careful parâ€" ‘"Absolutely truthful and imparâ€" tial1" echoe€_ Senator _ Sorghum. ‘‘Great Scott! I wonder what I have done to offend him !" Convenient English Custom. â€" .â€"In England a emall carafe, or water bottle, with a drinking glass inverted over the top, is always kept in every bedroom and freshly filled marning and night. This is a most convenient custom where there is not running water in or near the room, as one will often go without the wishâ€" ed for swallow after <a disagreeable pill or to relieve a sudden cough or sneeze rather than trouble to send for it. Children are always "wanting a drink," and they can be taught to get it for themselves if it is always in some convenient place. and kept free from dust by the overturned tumbler is far better for them than water in an open pitcher. Ominous Words. ‘"‘That writer says he is going to print an absolutely truthful and imâ€" partial amalysis of your career." The Origin of Spectacles. An eminent authority has recently contradicted some widely accepted epinions on the subject of spectacles. For instance, he found as the result of an examination of histerical data that to the Egyptians, the Greeks and the Romans glasses were unknown. This is in conmtravention of the comâ€" mon statement that Nero used glasses to correct his nearsightedness. Specâ€" tacles, we are now told, were invented by two Italians, Armati and Spina, at the end of the thirteenth century. At first only convex lenses were used, but after about two centuries concave ones were employed. Thomas Young discovered the use of cylindrical lenses in 1891, and the astronomer Airy apâ€" plied them for the correction of stigâ€" matism in 1827. Bifocal spectacles were invented and first used by Benâ€" jamin Franklin in 1759. The lightweight blanket or shawl is thrown over the head of the squaw, and unless she is able to purchase a brightâ€"colored silk kerchief it will serve as her only bonnet as well. It is just as common a sight now to see the papoose securely bound on the back of its mother by a portion of her blanket as it used to be to see the wee head of the Indian babe peepâ€" ing from the "tekas," or frame cradle, which was carried an the back of the mother. If, perchance, the Indian is "in mourning, the pattern is not cha.n(fed. but the blanket contains only dark blue arnd black as colors. The manâ€" ner in which the Indian wraps his blanket about him denotes very often his state of mind. Grief or sorrow, for ‘instance, would be marked by the _blanket being drawn over the lower portion of the face, leaving exposed thg nese and eyes only. A squaw will imitate almost anyâ€" thing that pleases her fancy, but in the matter of her blanket or shawl she exhibits an unusual amount of inâ€" dividuality. With great care and paâ€" tience she designs her blanket, and when she places the order with the mill man he does not dare duplicate it until she has had an opportunity to wear it. If she makes the request that it shall not be duplicated her wishes are regarded, becamse it is the ene article she possesses in which exâ€" clusiveness is much coveted and also because what would please one squaw would not appear at all attractive to another. Even on the hottest summer days an Indian would be laughed at by the members of his tribe should he leave off woearing his blanket. His theory is that if "it keeps out the cold in the winter it will keep out the heat in the summer." Whils he may not care to buy anything else expensive, the price of a suitable blanket is nevâ€" er questioned, but it would be diffâ€" eult indeed to deceive him as to the texture of any robe. There is no article of wearing apâ€" parel as much used as the blanket by the Indian. As a saddie while riding his pony, & shelter or bed while huntâ€" ing or fishing, carefully hung about theâ€"sides and bottom of his tepee durâ€" ing the winter and an indispensable covering the entire year, the blanket is ever in use. Secondly, ho demands that the blanket have three bold stripes, all the same pattern and carrying the same celors, two being ten inches from each edge of the robo, while the third and centre stripe is a trifle wider and also runs the entire length of the blanket. When the blanket is worn by the Indian the centre stripe falls in the middle of the back, giving the tall and stately effect so much desired. His first demand is that the robs centain three colorsâ€"red, yellow and green, usually one of the three being the prevailing shade. to [I)fssess; one or twenty blankets hai nothing to do with the a«e«* care used in selecting them. Great Care Exercised In Choice o Design and Coloring. There are two important factors thei in the mind of the brave must be pres ent to comprise & genuine Indian blanket, and the skill and judgmenit he /exercises in making his selection are worthy of mention. Whether he i; Paring an Etephant‘s Nails. A Line of Money Kings. THE IXBIAN®S BLANKET. Grasping. Little Girlâ€"@You needn‘t brag. We‘ve got a baby at our house, too."" ‘‘Yes, but yours is a last year‘s baby. Ours is the very latest There is so much room for imâ€" provement in some people that they will never be able to tse it all up. style." A man is apt to be either his own best friend or his own worst enemy. Disloâ€"Kate is painful, Alterâ€"Kate‘s a pest; %& Rustiâ€"Kate is charmingâ€" But Eduâ€"Kate‘s the best. Communiâ€"Kate‘s intelligent, Intriâ€"Kate‘s obscure ; Prevariâ€"Kate is stubborn, And Equiveoâ€"Kate unsure. Shriohs Cure ‘‘Bedad, Terrence, me bhoy," said Bridget, "it‘s not yeâ€"it‘s the naybors Oi‘m coddin‘.!"> ALL SWANK ! Terrence O‘Grady had been marâ€" ried only a week, but his bride was already making things lively in the little house in Ballybunion. He had been working for three hours in his litle garden when Bridget came to the door and called out in strident tones : ¢ Terrence dropped his spade in asâ€" tonishment and ran into the kitâ€" chen, ‘‘Shure, Bridget, allanah, ye‘re only coddin‘ me,‘‘ he said. ‘‘Terrence, me bhoy, come in to tay, toast, and five eggs."‘ Minard‘s Liniment for sale everywhere. ‘‘Iâ€" hope madame is not superstiâ€" vous / ‘ No, my gift. w hy C ‘‘Because L have just proken vne large mirror in the parlor !‘‘ "Pa, what‘s a tip?‘ "A tip, my son, is a small sum of money which you give a man because you‘re afraid he won‘t like not being paid for something you didn‘t ask him to do.." Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy.. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. Â¥ou Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 506 At Your Druggists. _ Write For Eye Books. Free, Murine Eye Remedy Co., Toronto. uickly stops coughs, cures colds, heals 1e throat and lungs eve e 25 cents. When going away from home, or at any change of habitat, he is a wise man who numbers among his belongings a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kellogg‘s Dysentery Cordial. Change of food and water in some strango place where there are no doctors may bring on an attack of dysentery. ie then bas a standard remedy at hand with which to cope with the disorder, and forearmed he can successfully fight the ailment and subdue it. & Pat (gazing at small sign on a tree in the woods)â€"‘‘Keep off! Well, who could git onto a shmall bhord the loikes of that?" Doar Sirsâ€"Whilo in the country last summer I was badly bitten by mosquitocs, so badly that I thought I would be disfigâ€" ured for a couple of weeks. I was advised to try your Liniment to allay the irrita tion, and did so. The effect was more than I expectod, a few applications comâ€" pletely cutring the irritation, and preâ€" venting the bites from becoming sore. MINARD‘S LINIMENT is also a good artiâ€" cle to keep off the mosquitoes. Yours truly. :. St. Josoph, Levis, July 14, 1903 Minard‘s Liniment Co., Limited. Brownâ€"‘""No ; Jones had just told ene." Greenâ€""I saw you and Jones standing on the corner this mornâ€" ing, and Jones was laughing heartâ€" ily. Had you been telling a funny story ?"" Perhaps not one of the least reaâ€" sons for the great success with the Traders Bank of Canada during the last three years has been the proâ€" gressive, energetic management of this wellâ€"established Bank. _ Proâ€" gressive methods alive with conserâ€" vative, sound Banking principals that have done mwth to develop this courtry In addition to this very favorable Financial statement the Traders Bank also state that eleven Branches have been oponed since the end of the year which brings their total number of Branches in Canada up to 112. The Traders Bank of Canada have recently issued a statement showing the results of their business for the first six months in 1910. Up to June 30th, their total deposits have increased to $33,500,000.00 â€" their total Assets to $44,500,000.00, an increase over 1909 for the same period of $3,687,000.00, in total Deposits and $4,537,000.00 in total Assets. The year 1910 promises to bo one of the most prosperous in Canada‘s history. Year after year, the samo story has been told about increoased prosperity of Canada and there seems to be no limit to the improveâ€" ment in Business conditions and increase in stability of our large Financial Institutions. « BIG BUSINESS IN 1910. LINES TO KATE. NATURALLY. IRISH. CANCER. Tumors, Lumps, etc. luternal and external, cured without pain by our home treatment, Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical Co., Limited. Cau be done perfect!y byâ€"our French process. Try it ' C o which is the latest, I \grd hsP daintiest and prebtic st !’ ;jewe ry â€" novelty, al & the rige every wuere. mm aamemes= ~We â€" aie â€" WIVIOEL C1 ABSO>UTELY FREE to introduce our goods. Just send name and address and we will send it to you at once. . Address Alden Mlg. 60., 63 Roy 51. Providernce.R.1., V.8.4. Collingwood. Ont CLEANING LADIZS‘ wWALXINXC CR OUTiNG Sstits Moniveal, Toronto, O.tawa _ and Quebec. ore o to s OR O DL NS â€"LOPDYâ€"UNTec. .. Mrs. Giddyâ€"‘"‘Why, you horrid thing ! I‘m only thirtyâ€"ecight!‘ If your children are troubled with worms, give them Mother Graves‘ Worm Exterminator ; safe, sure and effectual. Try it, and mark the improvement in your child. Minard‘s Liniment CGures Dandruff. Mrs. CGiddyâ€"‘"It‘s none of your business, and I‘ll never tell you in this world."" Census Manâ€"@‘All right, madam ; F1 put you doyvg_gs fortyâ€"three." How tall must a man be to be akove criticism 1 Census Manâ€"‘‘Now your madam.. How old are you !!" HORSES AND CATTLE have colie and cratmps, PuirnkiÂ¥er will cure them every time. Half a bottle in hot water, reâ€" peated a few times. Avoid substitutes, tlhere is but one ‘" Painkiller "â€"Perry Davis‘â€"250 and 50c. First Beggarâ€""VWhat ats you doâ€" i0g here, Petel? I thought your stanad was on tne bridgo.""‘ Second Beggarâ€""Oh, I gave that to my son as a wedding present.‘" Dr. Morse‘s Indian Root Pills Pills That Have Benefited Thouâ€" sands.â€"EKnown far and near as a sure remedy in the treatment of inâ€" digestion and all derangements of the stomach, liver and kidneys Parmeleo‘s Vegetable Pills have brought relief to thousands. when other specifics have failed. Innumâ€" erable testimonials can be produced to establish the truth of this asserâ€" tion. Once tried they will be found superior to all other pills in the treatment of the ailments for which they are prescribed. No one is fallible. Even the weaâ€" ther man may get caught in the rain without an umbrella, Ask your druggist for Kendall‘s ‘"‘Treatise on the Horse," or write to Dr. B. J. Kendall, Enosburg Ealls, V6. j ‘Bhe‘s a very advanced woman.‘" "Â¥es, indeed. Sheo‘s doing her Christmas â€"shopping already." Kendall‘s Spavin Cufe is one of the best all round horse remedies that was ever compounded. The fact that it is so old a remedy is greatly in its favor. It is proof positive of its efficiency. All old time honse owners know Kendall‘s Spavin Cure and most of them use it. They would not have continued to use it for upwards of forty years if it had not proven to its legion of users that it does cure the things for which it is recommended, nameâ€" ly: _ spavins, ringbones, curbs splints, _ wire cuts, _ swellings sprains, lameness, etc., the ailâ€" ments that are always and everyâ€" where common to horses. It is a wise plan for all horse owners to keep some well known, tried remedy on the stable shelf. Parsonâ€"‘"I am sorry to hear that you want to sleep while I was preaching yosterday." â€" Parishionerâ€"‘"It‘s a lie! I dida‘t sleep a wink. No such luck.‘" are made according to a formula in use nearly a century ago among the Indians, and learoed from them by Dr. Morse. Though repeated atâ€" tempts have been made, by physiâ€" cians and chemists, it has been found inpossible to improve the formula of the pills." Dr. Morse‘s Indian Root Pills are a household remedy throughâ€" out the world for Constipation and all Kidney and Liver Troubles. They act promptly and effectively, and "I‘ll stay then,‘"‘ decided the stranger. ‘"He must be nearly done."‘ ‘‘Thirty or forty years, I think," the old man answerod.. "I don‘t know exactly." Ertish Amarican Cysinz Go. ‘‘How long has he been preachâ€" ing ?" A stranger entered a church in the middle of the sermon and seatâ€" ed himself in the back pew. After a while ho began to fidgot. Leanâ€" ing over to the whiteâ€"haired man at his side, evidently an old member of the congregation, he whispered : leanse the System STICK TO THE GOOCD OLD HORSE REMEDY. THE THE END IN SIGHT. E THIRD DEGREE. ADVANCED AN ASIDE. Senfl us your name and we wiil send you Free, nll charges paid this bandsome LUCKY HEART PICTURE BRSOOHâ€" FREF age, %;Jic{(iy stops coudkny.vcare; coivdâ€";,‘â€" heals the throat and lungs. e s + _ 25 cenis. ly lasts longer The difference between fame and notoriety is that notoriety commonâ€" Don‘t look for trouble. You‘ll bump up against it soon enough. Friendship‘s Tribute. Cladysâ€"Did you see what the soâ€" ciety column of the Daily Bread said about Nin Gillard the other mornâ€" ing? "She moves with ease and grace in our most exclusive cireles." Mayâ€" bellesâ€"Yes, I read it. It‘s dead cerâ€" tain that the editor who wrote that had never seen her on roller skates.â€" Chicago Tribune. Avoid those who are always wantâ€" ing to borrow moneyâ€"and those who have none to lend. ‘Cheese Improves With Age. Newspapers report that in the Alâ€" pine regions of the Swiss cantons of Vaud and Valais cheese makers will keep their products for years. They assert that cheese improves with age. At Les Ormonts, in the canton of Vaud, it is custemary to make special cheese for certain family feasts. They are tagged with explanatory labels and eaten several years later at other foasts, or even at funerals. Offten such cheeses are bequeathed from one gomeration to another as family souâ€" venits. Recently at Les Ormonts in a concealed shoiter there was discovered a cheese dating from 1785. It was as hard as a rock and had to be cut with a saw. It is reported to have tasted good. &9 F7 L &°..... CA ““_ d ._‘3.«. t & g?‘ {' ?4;'.;‘. 2s C P JRM BJ c ur 41 "wil :< 5 B . ,?_ § t CGXL tas} t P B Ee se The emu is the largest bird of the Australian bush and, next to the osâ€" trich, the largest of existing birds the cassowary, also a native o% Queensland, coming next, The emu scrapes a shallow pit in the ground for its nest and lays from nine to thirteecn eggs. The eggs are ~five inches in length. These are hatched by the cock bird, the period of incuâ€" bation lasting from seventy to eighty days. The young at birth are striped longitudinally with dark markings on a light ground. They can run with great speed very shortly after being hatched. ‘The eggs of the emu are very rich in flavor, too rich to be eaten alone. The flesh is dark colorâ€" ed and oily and is only eaten by the aboriginals. ; Send ime complete information and prices for your Special Offer of 400 Fairbanksâ€" Morse G._line Engines. (State size required). = The Canadian Fairhanks Go., Limited Montrasl, Toronto, St. John, N.B., Winnipag, Calgary, Vancouver. Eairbanksâ€"Morse Gas Engines are_used all over the world, EIGHTY THOUSAND ENGINES having beenâ€"sold up to date, The engines are the result of years of experience on ail problems connected with Gas Engines Pracâ€" tices No Company in the world has spent as much money as Fairbanksâ€" Morse & Co. on experimental and developinent work in connection with every type of Gas Engines. § es o The many thousand in use toâ€"day stand as a guarantee of the absolute correctness of the principles involved, the high class of workmanship, careful selection of materials, and the reliable and efficient service rendered by the finished machine. R A record like this is based solely upon recognized merit. . Owing to the drought there will be little elevator building, and rather than carry thein over another year we will sell thein at a great reduction as long as they last as we haven‘t the room to carry them. Prices and Full Information on request. § > & To purchase a Highâ€"Grade Gas Engine at wholesale prices. 400 Fairbanksâ€"Morse Engines to be sold at once! Extraordinary Opportunity For Small Power Users «sw who get little exercise, feel better all round for fx;\% > ocms an occasional dose of €€e §3D 99 o Laxatlives They tone up the liver, move the bowels gently but freely, cleanse the system and clear the brain. A new, pleassnt and reliable laxative, prepared by a reliable firm, and worthy of the NAâ€"DRUâ€"CO Trade Mark. 25c. a box." If your druggist has not yet stocked them, send 25¢. and we will mail them. en ce ho Canmadian Fairbanks Co. Fairkanks Scalesâ€"Fairbanksâ€"Morse Gas Enginesâ€"Safes and Vaults YOUR COPPORTUNITY. The Emu and Its Eggs. get a box to helo introduce. Agents Wanted. Michlgan Bait Mc 2 use oi ds eb td e matt LLN 0 05.. Dept. 26, bor? H'ur;;.lilT;;: Fairbanksâ€"Morse Standard Horlzontal Gasoline Engine. NATIONAL DBRUG & CHEMICAL company OF CANADA, LIMITED, MONTREAL. 21 FISHWILL BITE BRAIN WORKERS like hungry wolvos at all seasons ifyou 22 67 Tearons ITyou use FIS H LUI{E. c fiâ€"bn;y-l;nl- -KS:'«?rsit};o toâ€"day and We have had manufactured and have ready for delivery in anticipatien of this year‘s Grain Elevator business in the West Horses Power Engines Hew are you going to meet the arguments of your opponerts *‘ ‘‘Easily,‘"‘ replied the statesmar, ‘"‘They can‘t hold a successful meet. ing. I‘ve made excluzive contracts with all the brass bands in my dig. trick." 2 bi‘ghlg salisfactory and cured the ailment. ‘I have also used Zamâ€"Buk for itching piles, and it has cured them complo‘oly also. I take comfort in helping my brother mon, and if the publicaticn of my opinion of the healing value ef Zamâ€"Buk will lead othor sufferers to try it, I should be glud. For the rclief of suffering causfid by Pilesor Skin Diseases I know of nothing to equal Zeamâ€"Buk." "I never used auything thab ?we me'} suchk satisfaction &s Zamâ€"Buk. had A) g\tch of Kczema on my ankle which had eon thore for over 20 years. Sometimos also the disease would break out on my shoulders. I had applied var ous olntâ€" x%jg:{isf _and tried all sorts of things to obtain & cure, but in vain. Z+mâ€"Buk, un llke‘ ‘ev01:ytl’\ing elso } hnd‘:tried, proved oo gen t ME ana t e En tm Zaimâ€"Buk cures ulcers, abscesses, bloodâ€"poison, fing-worm, festoring or running sores, bad leg, varicoge ulcers, saif cheum, prairie itch, cut«, burns, bruises, baby‘s soves, oto. Purely hetbal, 68e box, druggists andstores. Refussimitations. One of the laibst prominent geaâ€" tlemen to spoak higaly in Zam Buk‘s favour is Mr. C. E. Sauford of Weistea, King‘s Co., N.S. Mr. Sanford is a Justice of the Peace for the County, and a member of the Board of School Commissioners. He is also Deacon of the Baptist Church in Berwick. Indoed it would be difficul$ to find a man more widelfiknown and more highly respected. cre is his opinion of Zamâ€"Buk. He says :â€" #/9f PCLITICS. TEAR HERE. w.P. CO.

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