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: ‘ VARYING EFFEECTS: | w ‘The same thing will make -on-! tirely: different impressions on diflâ€" " ferent readers," _ remarked the â€" man who writes. f | > (Quite so,"" replied the lawyer. l Bebters which bring tears to a | _girl‘s eyes frequently make a jury| ® "auch." f { I blood and by doing so they reâ€" /VWeair waste and prevent discase. hey give to sickly, drooping girls, w health, brightness and charm, with â€" color in the cheeks, bright eyes, a lightness of step and high spirits. A case typical of thousands cured through the use of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills is â€" that of Miss Grace Cunningham, Winnipeg, Man., who says: ‘"I really cannot say enough in praise of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pids, as they have made me feel like a new girl. I was pale and alâ€" most bloodless and think that on an average I missed at least three school sessions a week, because I. _ felt like a broken down person, _ and too weak to do anything. The ® doctor‘s medicine I took did little re than keep me in hope ; it cerâ€" guly did not cure me. Then I as advised to take Dr. Williams‘ _ _Pink Pills, and they soon made me .‘;)feel like a new person. Day by day I gained strength and color, and I ha}v}o your medicine to thank for ‘ 1t. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Dinhtheria. ?,“You seem to be thinking intentâ€" y, old man." . ‘‘Yes: I was specuâ€" lating as to whether the people who are always sending out bills have all their own bills paid." . > nwill overcome the colo and stave off consumption, gofifl: willâ€"coaseâ€"and lungs be sound as a now ollar. quloklyfis?op; co;dhâ€"s.v cures'cqzlâ€"s.-â€" hefis the throst and lungs » «+ > 25 cents. PWhat a homely girl Agnes is." ‘‘Yes, isn‘t she. But she‘ll make a splendid wife for some man." /A DIFFEFERENCE. A prominent minister has a son who is a physician. It is rumored that one day when the reverend gentleman was called to the teleâ€" phone a sweet, girlish voice at the other end of the wire inquired deâ€" gnurely f ‘"as Dr. â€" in ?" ‘‘Yes,"" replied the genial divine, ‘but which one do you wantâ€"the preaching or the practising one!?‘ ‘And hold my photograph in your other hand * ‘"I had thought about it." ‘‘Well, just wait a minute,"‘ she said, "and Pll borrow pa‘s pistol for you. My, won‘t it be.romanâ€" Hie l‘ Shrlohs CGure ‘‘And writeâ€"a note telling. all about it?"‘ queried she. Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills are sold by all medicine dealers or may be had by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wilâ€" .l(i)a.ms’ Medicine Co.,â€"â€" Brockville, ut. ‘‘If you> don‘t marry me,‘‘ he cried desperately, "I shall kill myâ€" self !‘*‘ Re Reasonable Man expects to cure a mfil&eotee ;-l‘c‘l in a day. ‘gptt hgtpg a{xdtkllenzg Lung Balsam Should you notice any of these signs, lose no time, but procure Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, for her unâ€" healthy girlhood is bound to lead to unhealthy womanhood. Dr. Wilâ€" im ms‘ Pink Pills enrich impoverishâ€" restless and excitable. In that case remember that the march of years is leading her on to womanhood, and at this time a great responslâ€" bility rests upon you as parents. If your daughter is pale, complains of weakness and depression, feels ‘‘all tired out" after a little exerâ€" tion ; if she tells of headaches, or backaches, or pain in the side, do not disregard these warnings. Your daughter needs help for she is most %)robab]y anaemicâ€"that is, bloodâ€" ess. ( ‘‘Yes FEerhaps you have already noticed that your daughter in her "teens‘‘ has developed a fitful temper, is S0OD REALTH What is Needed is the Rich, Red Blooi Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills Actually Make. hat passes for sympathy is often .woman’s harr; â€"a lotepf it is WHAT THEY ALL SAY Zone}\ ROMANTIC. FOR YOUKNG GIRLS W. L., N2 ‘FThese are the days when the weather conversation gets on my nerves"‘ ‘As to how?‘ â€" "Op, erery shower is hailed as the equiâ€" nox and every bright day as the beginaging of Iadian summer.‘‘ All men are equal before the law, but some are more than equal to the task of gofting sround it. The prudent resemble hatpins. Their heads prevent them from goâ€" ing too far. The new color photogrflphy makes no appeal to the man with the red nose. Don‘t put your trust in money Put your money in trust. Evening cloaks are made of velâ€" vet and satin brocadesâ€"the velvet pattern standing out sharply on [the satin ground. Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. _ Try Murine For Your Eye ‘Troubles. _ You Will Like Murine. It Seothes. 5c At Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Toronto. Trial is Inexpensive.â€"To those who suffer from dyspepsia, indig>sâ€" tion, rheumatism or any ailment arising from deravgement of the diâ€" gestive system, a trial of Parme lee‘s Vegetable Pills is recommendâ€" ed, should the sufferer be unazâ€" quainted with them. The tmal will be inexpensive and the result wil} be another customer for this excelâ€" lent medicine. So effective is their action that many cures can certaipâ€" ly be traced to their use where other pills have proved ineffective. Some women are too slow to keep up with the neighborhood gosâ€" sip. Her own personal feelings, she wrote, would. be for the beards without the mustaches, as the latâ€" ter have rather a soldierâ€"like apâ€" pearance, but then the object in view would not be obtained, to preâ€" vent the necessity of shaving. Therefore, it had better be as proâ€" posedâ€"the entire beard, only it should be kept short and very clean. On no account should mustaches be allowed without beards; that must be clearly understood. Mrs. Spendlyâ€"‘"Ah, â€" John, this novel certainly impresses one with the thought that a wife‘s place is at her husband‘s side." Spendly â€" ‘‘Yes â€" on the side where he carries his pocketbook." The old officers of the service opâ€" posed. the proposed change. Mr. Childers submitted the matter to theQueen who took her usual comâ€" mon sense view of the affair. ‘Down at last he comes at six bells with face as hard as iron ; a bad razor, a small bit of broken lookingâ€"glass about the size of a haif crown, very often a wet deck to stand on, the ship all the while rolling or pitching heavily.‘" ‘‘There is more bad language,"‘ wrote the Prince, ‘"made use of durâ€" ing the quarter of an hour devotâ€" ed to shaving than during any part of the day, and no wonder. â€" Jack has had three hours on deck ever since 4 a.m., perhaps he has been aloft during most of the time. or else he has been on the. lookout, steaming head to wind. The British navy had some trouâ€" ble of this kind also, says the Blueâ€" jacket. When Hugh Childers was First Lord of the Admiralty he atâ€" tempted at the suggestion of Prince Leiningen, then Captain of the royâ€" al yacht, to abolish shaving in the navy. [ Queen Victoria Permitted Them on the Royal Yacht. The French Minister of Marine is troubled about a certain quarterâ€" master who refuses to sacrificeâ€"a beard fourteen inches in length, thereby defying the official rules. Tt is a case of cashicring the ofâ€" fender_gf_a'm_ending the regulations. BEARDED SAILORS. SUNBEAMS HE KNEW. ©That nephew of yours is a little wild. I‘l admit," said Uncle Jerâ€" ry‘s neighbor, trying to comfort him, "but he‘l} reform as he grows older. Leave him to time and naâ€" ture."" ‘‘Time and nature?" snapâ€" ped Uncle derrv. "It‘s time and nature that makes _ Limburger cheeso what it is." Muscular Rheumatism Subdued.â€" When one is a sufferer from musâ€" cular rheumatism he cannot do letâ€" ter than to have the region rubbed with Dr. Thomas‘ Eclectric Ofl. There is no oil that so spedily shows its effect in subduing pain. Let the rubbing be brisk and continue until ease is secured. There is movre virtue in a bottle of it than can be fully estimated. When a woman begins ‘to tell a man how nice looking sheâ€" thinks he is, he immediately develops unâ€" limited faith in her judgment. Do you believe in long engageâ€" ments?"" he asked. after she had consented to be his. ‘‘Yes, dearâ€" est,""‘ she replied. ‘"I have always thought it was such a mistake for two people to rush into matrimony before they learned to really know each other.‘‘ . ‘"‘Well, about how long would you wish the engageâ€" ment to be ?"" â€"‘‘Let me see. Would you think it was too long if we didn‘t get married until aâ€"week from next Thursday ?‘ Wigginsâ€"‘"I guess tnat‘s right., Any way, he is now living on the top floor of a tenement."‘ Higginsâ€"‘‘Uppson has come down in the world, they tell me." ‘‘Well, you see, it takes about that long for the girls to find out where a young man is working, and after that they‘re so busy telephonâ€" ing him, that you can‘t get any work out of him." ‘‘Why do you only keep a clerk for two weeks T‘ @ Mr. Harry E. Brittain, who visâ€" ited Fort_George last summer and what he calls "‘Now B. C.,""‘ which is the country beingâ€"developed by the building of the Grand Trunk Pacific, has returned to England and is now telling the people. over there about those wonderful fertile valleys which are calling settlers from the four corners of the earth. Maudâ€"‘""Well, dear, and which are you going to change ?‘‘ Why suffer from corns when they can be painlessly routed sut by usâ€" ing Holloway‘s Corn Cure. If a woman isn‘t ashamed to wear her old clothes it‘s a sign that she is rich. If you have any of Mrs. Carlson‘s symptoms your kidneys are wrong. Make them right with Dodd‘s Kidâ€" ney Pills. BelMleâ€"‘"This new hat I get doesn‘t suit my hair at all.‘" . . ‘‘For about two years I was soreâ€" ly troubled with Kidney Disease brought on by a strain. My heart bothered me. My sleep was broâ€" ken and unrefreshing and I was alâ€" was tired and nervous. The least exertion would cause me to perspire freely, andâ€"my perspiration had an unpleasant odor. _ \ ‘"‘Three boxes of Dodd‘s Kidney Pills cured me. They are cortainâ€" ly the best medicine I ever used." Mrs. Emel Carlson tell how quickly | and completely they cured. her Kkidney Trouble. â€"â€" Colonsay, Bask., Nov. 14 (Special) â€"No remedy has done as much for the wheat growers of Saskatchewan as Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. They ocâ€" cupy a place in the family medicine chest on nearly every farm, and every day brings fresh evidence of the great work they are doing. One of the latest to sing their praises in this neighborhood is Mrs. Emel Carlson. Here is what she is telling her many friends : j DODD‘s KIDNEY PILLS DOING GREAT WORK IN SASâ€" KATCHEWAN. C STILL SINGING HENCE THE CHANGE. ISSUE NQ. 17â€" 1y UPS AND DOWNS EASY. THEIR PRAISES People who live in glass houses have no business in politics. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Distemper It is difficult to believe that some men are made of dust, for dust alâ€" ways settles. Mr. Brittain, in company with Mr. Norton Griffiths, M.P., were piloted into the Fort George counâ€" try by Premier McBride of British Columbia. Mr. Brittain, who used to be one of the publishers of the Sphere and Tattler, is a fluent writâ€" er and has contributed a column to the Daily Express of Oct. 14th, enâ€" titled "Golden British Columbia." The Otherâ€"I thought it had; but since its mysterious disappearâ€" ance I‘m convinced it ended with a crook." CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASmS. The Oneâ€"But. I thought you said your â€" umbrella had a straight handle ? You can‘t always tell how much a man can drink from the size of his mug. & We Must Go from heated rooms to the cold uter air, and the chango sebs us congh!ng. Car Eng winter colds is not hard if ‘xon ake Allon‘s ,unya Balsam., A neglectod cold is treublesome ind dangereus. Bickle‘s Antiâ€"Consumptive Syrup is agreeable to the taste, and is a certain relief for irritation of the throat that causes nacking coughs. If used according to directions it will break the most persistent cold. and restore the air passages to their normal healthy condition. _ There is no need to recommend it to those familiar with it, but to those who seek a sure remedy and are in doubt what to use, the advice isâ€"try Bick!e‘s Syrup. » ‘ _ ‘‘No. She said she was sure I‘d take my death of cold sitting up there in all those drafts." fall t ‘Your wife seemed very much excited about your airship trip.‘" ‘‘Yes,""‘ replied the aviator. "She always worries about my health." All workers shuuld keep Zamâ€" Buk handy. ~Applied to a eut or wound, it stops the pain, commencâ€" es healing, andâ€"what is equally fineâ€"it prevents all possibility of bloodâ€"poisoning.. Zamâ€"Buk is equâ€" ally good for skin diseases, and cures eczema, itch, ulcers, ,abscesâ€" ses, varicose ulcers, scalp sores, bloodâ€"poisoning, ete. It heals cold ecracks, chapped hands, frost bite ; cures piles and all inflamed condiâ€" tions of the skin and tissue. Fifty cents a box from all druggists and stores, but avoid imitations and, substitutes. ' 5 Telling his experience of the balm;, he said: ‘"‘After the doctor had dressed the damaged foot with some preparation of his own I was in great pain, and as day after day I seemed to get no relief I left mediâ€" cal treatment and tried Zamâ€"Buk. From the very fiist application I traced an improvement. _Zamâ€"Buk really seemed to act like magic, cleaning all the unhealthy matter from the wounds, drawing out all discoloration, inflammation _ and soreness; and started. bealing in quick time. In two weeks the toeâ€" and foot were well again _ Zzmâ€" Buk balm is certainly a wondercul healer, and I would not eare to be without a box in the house. Hamilton Man Badly Injured. Reuben Atherton, of 367 Ferguâ€" son Ave., Hamilton, an employee of the Otis Elevator Co., sustained serious injury while at work.: A plank fell from a neight on to his right foot, crushing it badly. He was taken home, where Zamâ€"Buk was applied with good result. His daughterâ€"Find what, daddy darling ? Her Fatherâ€"M‘yesâ€"your mo ther‘s own daughter. Well, well you‘ll find it on the table, I think Her Fatherâ€"The cheque book, my now lamb. His daughterâ€"Daddy, you were 25 when this was taken, weren‘t youl Why, you might have sat for it yvesterday. A train going at the rate of sixty miles an hour can, by means of the Westinghouse airâ€"brake, be stopred within 120 yards of the spot where the brake is first applied. Now, as much power is thus lost as would have sufficed toâ€"carry‘ this same train fifteen miles overâ€"a level surâ€" face. First, there is a momentum acquired by the train flying at a high rate of speed ; and lastly, but not least, the extra amount of coal used to compensate for all these losses. as to start one, the loss of power depending upon the momentum. Stopping a Train Uses Power Which Would Carry It 15 Miles. It is not generally known what loss of power is involved in the starting and stopping of an ordinâ€" ary train. About twice as much power is required to stop & £rain ©CW, HABIT OF SOLICITUDE. LOSES TIME AND POWER as she afraid you‘d get a PLANK FELL ON HIM. MAN OF EXPERIENCE MWinard‘s Liniment Cures Carget in Cows. Most marriages ace happy ; unhappiness comes later. Nearly all children are subject to worms, and many are boru with them. Spare them suffering by usâ€" ing Mother Graves‘ Worm Exterâ€" minator, the best remedy ol the kind that can be had. It isu‘t true that results are the only thing that. count. Results aren‘t worth anything to you if there‘s any shadow on the way you got them. Mess CERL RETTLIC, . Tent nickly stops coughs, cures colds, heals g.le throat end lungs. + « â€" 25 cents. ‘"Oh, be‘s one of those men who have soarings after the infinite and divings after the unfathomable, but who never pays cash." A gentleman who takes a business view of things, when recently asked his opinion of a person of quite a poetic temperament, replied : HIS POETIC TEMPERAMENT Many preachers think they have a burning message because it has a bitter taste. Some men are sure they have new hearts because they have lost their bheads. eht/ors Gure It takes more than an imported eloquence to give the heavenly message. Some people think that heaven‘s judgments never go beyond the cravat. It takes more religion to make an honest merchant than a holy monk. Some men would drown their faith rather than send it out to work. : It never brings heaven nearer to stand on your neighbor‘s corns. RESULTS NOT EVERYTHING The easiest way to lose your soul is to "sit and sing‘‘ it away. _ Maidâ€"I can‘t keep the baby quiet; he cries all the time. Misâ€" tressâ€"Oh, I understand it now. The last maid was a colored girl. You will find the stove polish on the top shelf in the kitchen. Love lays down it‘s own life; zeal quenches that of others. _It is better to seem green than to have got beyond growing. Hoping for the best from a man helps him towards it. â€"=â€"Were~â€"you the best man at Kate‘s woedding ?""© s "I think I was, but I ddan‘t proâ€" pose, so she had #$ marry, the groom.‘‘ ' The top notch of been attained when bill collector to call Ghilled to the Bone T A tewfionful of Paim killor in a cl]xg of Lot rater sweetened will warng ;ou and avert a cold. Avoid substitutes, there it ut one " Painkiller"â€"Perry Davis‘â€"250 and 500 I would not start on a voyage without it, if it cost a dollar a bottle. CAPT. F. R.DESJARDIN, Schr. " Storke," St. Andre, Kamouraska. Wifeâ€""But what time did you arrive at the head of the stairs 1‘ GE~T EMEN â€"I have used MINARD‘S LINIMEA 1 on my vessel and in my tamily for years, and for the every day ills and acâ€" cidemis of life I consider it has no equal. Wifeâ€"‘"‘You were late last night." Hubâ€"‘‘Beg pardon, my dear. As I came in the front door the clock struck eleven." Yiwirp‘s !~NIurNT CoO:., LimitED. These Pills Cure Rheumatism _ â€" To the many who suffer fro:m rheuâ€" matism a trial of Parmelee‘s Vereâ€" table Pills is reco nmended. They have pronounced action upon‘ the liver and kidneys and by regulating the action of these orgaos act as an alternative in preventing the adâ€" mixture of uric acid and blood that causes this painfu. disorder. They must be taken according to direcâ€" tions and used steadily and they will speedily give evidence of their beneficial effects. "@lad to hear is‘ snauped ber husband, "usaallyâ€"you want a +2lk to me about lots of things that you haven‘t got."" * ‘John,""‘ said â€" Mrs. Sperdeors, ‘"I‘ve got Lots ¢f thiags I wunt to talk to you abartâ€"â€"â€"‘ SENTENCE SERMONS. MODESTY. CHAMNCED LATER. politeness has a man asks a again. TS QGueen City Gil é:i%gany. LHMimited the Head Office The National Life Assurance Company of Canada The Natlonal Life Advertisement EARNâ€" THa® â€" BiRBER . (RADE â€" NEW systemâ€"constant practicoâ€"careful instruc donâ€"few weeks compiete courseâ€"tools free. Fraduites earn twelve to eighteon dollars weekâ€" ly. «Write for catalogue. Moler Barber College, 221 Queen Kast, Toronto. Collingwood. Ont CANCEH, Tumors, Lumps, etc. Internal , and external, cured without pain by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical Co., Limited, _** and Cleaning. This is aspecialty with the "** British American Dyeing CGo° Bend partieulars by post and we are sure to untiafy. Addrexs Box 158, Montreal. Â¥V _ WOMEN for Holiday Books that sell at sight. alary $2.00 per day Guairanteed m}vd' Commission. _ Outft Free. Write nmmodiately, J. L. Nichols Co., Limited, ‘Toronto. QARPET DYEING PRIV ATE XMAS CARDS, TWELVI BEAUTEâ€" FUL folding, with silkâ€"bows, with name, address and greetings in gold, for one dollar. Norman Peel, London. Ont. ~ HRISTMAS ANTHEMsS, CAROLS, SONGS C etc., in great variety. Samples on a.pprova.i to choir leaders. Correspondence solicited. Ashdown Music Store, 144 Victoria St., Noronto. A man hopes for the best until he gets itâ€"then he hopes for someâ€" thing better. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Colds, ete. ‘/VAN'I‘ED, ACTIVE SALESMEN OR V WOMEN for Holiday Books that sell at Too many men go around lookâ€" ing for work with their eyes shut, neuralgia, etc., nothing is better. 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Bo Sur@ you get the kind you have always had, The Soul of a Pianois the Action., Insist on the 234 Manitoba Ave., Winnipeg, October 1ith. 1908 "I have used your Spavin Cure on a Eprung Tepdon with good rexults aud I can recommenu 56 for Coliar and Saddle GaBs." J. H. Hazleit, business for the National Life. We supply the training, the litérature and an easy selling policy that satisfes the man insured. Drop us a card toâ€"day for particulars. "O110 HIGEL" A few Life Insurance Agents make from $10,000 to $25,000 a year, though the average is from $2,000 to $3,000. Westill have a few good openâ€" ings in town and rural sections for men whoâ€" can produce business for the Natinnal T ifs Kendall‘s Cures Sprang Tendon, Collar and Saddle Galls ASK ME WHAT Spavin Cure ._â€"C. GOFFATT Piano Action ARE WORTH MEDICiNE COMPaAAY, ACENTS WANTED WANTED. TORONTO , Teronto. Toronto