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& Startling Answers. Mr. Brown has just had a teleâ€" @&phone put in connecting his office ‘g,_l?id house, and ~was very much pleased with it. ‘_‘I tell you the telephone is & mwonderful thing. I want you to _ dine with me this evening, and I _ will notify Mrs. Brown to expec# gou.” Speaking through the teleâ€" phone : "My friend, Smith, will â€"â€" ‘dine with us this evening.‘". Then _ listen and hear how plain her reply â€"â€" comes back with startling distinctâ€" ness‘‘ : . People are an @ll year round tonic, & bloodâ€"builder and nerveâ€"restorer. But they are especially valuable in "® the spring when the system is loadâ€" ed with impurities as a result of the indoor life of the winter . months.. There is no other season when the blood is so much in need ‘‘YÂ¥es, my lord; but it is strictly igainst â€"our â€" rules. toâ€"â€"" C Lord Kitchener: ‘Are the facts right ?" ‘¥es, my lord; but_â€"â€"*‘ Lord Kitchener: "If you call ‘hose people out on strike I will get @ou seven years under the Treason m for preventing the supplying of ‘ Majesty‘s forces. Good mornâ€" "ng, gentlemen." of purifying and enriching, and every dose of these Pills helps to ‘ make new, rich, red blood. In the spring one feels weak and tiredâ€" _ Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills develop ©_ the appetite, tone the stomach and _ aid weak digestion. It is in the « spring that poisons in the blood wfind an outlet in disfiguring pimâ€" _ ples, eruptions and boilsâ€"Dr. Wilâ€" & liams Pink Pills speedily clear the skin because they go to the root of the trouble in the blood. In the spring ansmia, rheumatism,, indiâ€" gestion, neuralgia, erysipelas and emimany other troubles are most perâ€" ql:;oent because of poor, weak lood, and it is at this time when all nature takes on new life that ‘the blood most seriously needs atâ€" _ tention. Some people dose themâ€" . selves with purgatives at this seaâ€" son, but these only further weaken themselves. A purgative merely gallops through the system, emptyâ€" ing the bowels, but it does not cure ‘anything. On the other hand Dr. @# Williams‘ Pink Pills actually make new â€"blood, which reaches every merve and organ in the body, bringing new strength, new health and vigor to weak, easily tired men, y women and children. Try Dr. Wilâ€" ce liams‘ Pink Pills this springâ€"they _ will not disappoint you. ‘‘Asl, your friend, Smith, if he thinks we keep a hotel." Baby‘s Ownâ€"Tablets are the best medicine in the world for little pnes. ‘They are absolutely. safe and never fail to regulate the stoâ€" mach and bowels, break up colds and simple fevers, expel worms and make teething easy. Concernâ€" ing them Mrs. D. S. Bernhardt, Port Dalhousie, Ont., writes: "‘I have been using Baby‘s Own Tabâ€" lets for my baby and would not be without them."" The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by raail at 25 cents a box from The Ifir Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brock ‘ville, &t. Lord Kitchenerâ€"‘‘Now, Mr. â€"â€", sindly â€"repeatâ€"what â€"you â€" told ~me yesterday as briefly as you can." Mr. â€"â€" did so. Turning to the trade union maa Lord K. said : "Mr. â€"â€", are these ‘acts as stated 1‘ IHE BEST MEDICINE 8 FOR LITILE ONES After a few days the secretary of the trade union called upon the head of the firm concerned, and adâ€" vised him that unless the overtime was stopped all the "hands‘"" would be called out. As there seemed no way out of it the employer concernâ€" sd went to the War Office and sucâ€" ceeded in seeing Lordâ€" Kitchener, and placed all the particulars beâ€" lore him. & at union rates The following conversation then ook place : Lord Kitchener asked for the name and ‘address of the trade anion man, and said : "‘Be here toâ€" morrow at 11 o‘clock."‘ At that aime the next day Mr. â€"â€"â€" was adâ€" morrow at 11 o‘clock."‘ At that mine the next day Mr. â€"â€" was adâ€" ‘ted into Lord Kitchener‘s preâ€" sence, the trade union man being also there. g Secretary of War Will Not Stand for Unreasonable Acts. A certain . wellâ€"known English firm recently obtained a large conâ€" tract from the War Office. To enâ€" sure it being carried out on time, it was necessary for the workpeople to work overtime. This they were wy- willing to do, being paid You can get these healthâ€"renewâ€" ing Pills through any medicine aler or by mail post paid at 50 nts a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. SPRING IMPURITIES IN THE BLO00D A Tonic Medicine is a Necesâ€" sity at This Season Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills for Pale KITCHENER‘S WAY. ‘‘My friend,"" saidâ€" the solemn man, "have you ever done aught to make the community in which you like the better for your living in 4t 1 "Xh;" with a p tracts 1‘ ‘"I have done much, sir," replied the other humbly, "to purify the homes of my fellowâ€"beings." "Ah,"" continued the solemn man, with a pleased air, "you distribute When a man comes to count his riches he usually â€" discovers that most ef those he prizes ‘best are not convertible into cash. The most interesting thing about the city, however, is the Lazienki Gardens, which were laid out by King Stanislas Poniatowski in an old river bed of the Vistula. The gardens stand at the end of a treeâ€" lined avenueâ€"the chief promenade and "show street‘"" of the city. They contain numerous villas, an openâ€" air theatre, and an elegant little palace, which is the summer resi dence of the governorâ€"general of Poland. Among the interesting and beauâ€" tiful buildings are the old royal palace, begun several centuries ago by the Mazovian dukes ; the Ohurch of the Holy Ghost, in which lies buried the heart of Chopin, tre muâ€" sician ; the Church of the Transfigâ€" uration, which John~Sobieski built in commemoration of his victory over the Turks in 1683, and in which his heart lies buried; the ancient Cathedral of Saint John ; the town hall, and the national Polish Theaâ€" tre. In the old part of the town, the narrow, crooked streets and quaint old buildings, not unlike those in some of the more interestâ€" ing German towns, are fascinating. It has a university, but the naturâ€" al growth of that instituiion bas keen much interfered with by the Russians. They suppressed it enâ€" tirely from 1832 to 1862, and then refused to permit its professors to teach in Polish. By insistinz on making it wholly a Russian univer: sity, they have alienated the supâ€" port: of the Poles without gaining for it the attendance of many deâ€" sirable Russians. It is, however, much resorted to by the Jews. Warsaw, in spite of its vicissiâ€" tudes and misforSunes, has ~always been prosperous. It is the natural centre of a large and productive reâ€" gion.. It stands on a great navigâ€" alble riverâ€"the Vistulaâ€"and busiâ€" ness has inevitably flowed in upoa it. Ib has increased in populaâ€" tion during the last century from 125.000 to 200,000. . Oneâ€"third of that number are Sews. It is a great centre for manufactures in iroa and steel, leather clothing, tobasâ€" co, sugar, and objects of art. As the chief city of a numerous, cultiâ€" vated, and enterpi‘ing people, it is well built, with many handsome public squares and gardens; and the animation and charm of its soâ€" cial life have led its admirers to speak of it as "The Paris of Easiâ€" ern Europe."‘ No other ~Russiau city has the attractiveness and ‘‘modishness" of Warsaw. Petroâ€" grad is gloomy ; Moscow is odd and half Oriental; Warsaw is a busy yet beautiful modern city The riots and uprisings that have disturbed the city during the last century have been many. The most tragic was that of 1863, which not only failed to restore the independâ€" ence of Poland, but which brought down on the unhappy Poles the most terrible punishment and the loss of whatever shreds of nationalâ€" ity had been left to them.. Only ten years ago, too, there . were fresh disorders and a good deal of bloodâ€" shed, the only result of which was the further repression of Polish spirit by Russian authority. 2 When Poland was divided among the nations, Russia got possession of Warsaw ; but singularly enough. in 1795, the city was handed over to Prussia, which is now fighting so hard to get hold of it again.. Naâ€" poleon delivered Warsaw from the hands of the Germans, and made it the capital city of an independent duchy. But the duchy did not last long. After the failure of Napoleâ€" on‘s â€" Moscow â€" campaign, Russia again overran the country, and reâ€" asserted a sovereignty that has never been successfully challenged â€"although the Poles have never acâ€" quiesced in it. Warsaw Has Many Interesting and Some Beautiful Buildings. Warsaw, the chief city of Russian Poland, which the Germans have made no less than three brave but unsuccessful attempts to capture, was originally not a Polish city at all.. When we first hear of it in the ninth century, it was the residence of the Dukes of Mazovia, and Maâ€" zovia did not ibelong to Poland unâ€" til 1526, although the inhabitants of both regions were probably of the same stock. Not long after 1526, however; Lithuania, which is the region that lies to the eastward of Prussia, was also united to Poland ; and Warsaw, because it was more centrally situated than Cracow, the capital of old Poland, or Vilno, the chief city of Lithuania, became the capital of the enlarged kingdom. Such it remained through the cenâ€" tury when Poland was at the height of its power, and through the years of slow humiliation that led to its downfall. ‘‘No; I clean carpets." PARIS OF EASTERN EUROPE. His Occupation. Ever read the above one appesrs from time are genuine, trte, and interest. Name given by Canadian Postum Co., Windsor, Out. Read, "‘The Road to Wellville,"" in pkgs. ‘‘There‘s a Reason." "It was the same next day and I had to get it right along, because when we would get to the table the question, ‘Have you any Grapeâ€" nuts‘ was a regular thing. So I beâ€" gan to buy it by the dozen pkgs. ‘‘My husband‘s health began to improve right along. I sometimes felt offended when T‘d miake someâ€" thing I thought he would like for a change, and still hear the same old question, ‘Have you any Grapeâ€" Nuts? ‘"He got so well that for the last two years he has hardly lost a day from his work, and we are still using Grapeâ€"Nuts." ‘‘We all thought it was pretty good although we had no idea of using it regularly. But ‘when my husband came home at night he asked for Grapeâ€"Nuts, C Nn c‘ > And when the husband can‘t eat ordinary food_ without causing trouble, the food question becomes doubly annoying. A lady writes : ‘My husband‘s health was poor, he had no appetite for anything I could get for him, it seemed. ‘"He suffered severely with stoâ€" mach trouble, was hardly able to work, was taking medicine continâ€" ually, and as soon as hewould feel better would go to work again, only to give up in a few weeks. ‘"One day, seeing an advertiseâ€" ment about Grapeâ€"Nuts, I got some and he tried it for breakfast the next morning. Orange peel if soaked over night tinges the water with yellow, makâ€" ing it excellent for washing chamâ€" ois or doeskin gloves, as in uncolâ€" ored water they soon become too white. By the way, doeskin gloves are a great economy, as they wear wonderfully well and wash better than they clean. When washing them use a great deal of soap on the soiled parts, rubbing until the dirt disappears, but do not rinse in fresh water, as the â€"soap keeps doeâ€" skin soft. It‘s not an easy miatter to satisfy all the members of the. family at meal . time, as. every housewife knows. > The peel of an orange thrown into a hot tub softens the water to the extent that the whole body beneâ€" fits by it. For cleansing the face soak a bit of orange peel in a basin of warm water, then go carefully over the face with the peel ; afterâ€" wards rinse in the water in which the peel was soaked. It is far more cleansing than cold cream, and never promotes the growth of hair. Settled with Perfect Satisfaction. An orange always quenwcrels the thirst, and in travelling it is much safer to eat an orange than to drink stalé water. A hot orangeâ€" ade before going to bed on a cold night warms the entire body and soothes the nervous system. If one is inclined to acidity of the stomach, the juice of an orange is a counter irritant. If the stomach is weak the juice of an orange beâ€" fore breakfast is an excellent tonic for the entire day. If one is dietâ€" ing to reduce, one or two oranges eaten at noor will nourish, fill the aching void in the stomach, and reâ€" duce rather than add to the Mwoeight. A To 1 T 2 ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away,‘"‘ is an old adage, and the same may be said of the orange, as it has an equally fine effect on the entire system. % Dodd‘s Kidney Pills have so long been in general use that they are recognized as the standard remedy for Kidney troubles. They have become a family medicine in thouâ€" sands of homes. â€" People. have learned from long experience that if they cure their minor Kidney ills with Dodd‘s Kidney Pills they need not fear those more terrible deâ€" velopments such as Bright‘s Disâ€" ease, Diabetes, Dropsy and Rheuâ€" matism." They have also learned that when the Kidneys are cured by Dodd‘s Kidney Pills the whole body benefits. For cured Kidneys mean pure blood, and pure blood is the foundation of all health. That‘s why Dodd‘s Kidney Pills are universally popular. Pills and have received great beneâ€" fit from them. They are certainly a fine pill for anyone suffering from Kidney trouble.‘" â€" Soâ€" says Mrs. Alex. E. Nilchey, and she speaks the sentiments of a large number of the women of Nova Scotia. People Have Leatrned From Long Expcrience that by Curing the Kidney Ils They Benefit the Entire Body. Spry Harbor, Halifax Co., N:S., March 22 (Special).â€""I have taken a couple of boxes of Dodd‘s Kidney They‘re Popular wHY DODD‘S KIDNEY PILLS REMEDY. THE HEALTHFUL ORANGE. FOOD QUESTION In Nova Sceotia letter? A new to time. They full of hrman I have handled MINARD‘S LINIMENT during the past year. It is always the first liniment asked for here, and unâ€" questionably the best seller of all the different kinds of Liniment I handle. _ Marion Bridge, C. B., May 30, ‘02 Austrians are being urged to send newspapers to the front to serve as chest protectors for the troops. If possible the_ ‘papers should be German, as these lie Very Lasting. ‘"Is our wife an economical cook t‘ "I should say so. She makes the most durable cake you ever saw."‘ A Bit Mixed. Bobbyâ€"My _ uncle Sam keeps squabs. Do you know what squabs are 1 best. Tommyâ€"Yes, L do. It‘s what the Injuns wall their wives. British Needs. f Great Britain in 1913 imported 2,393,363 bushels of wheat and flour from Germany, Austria and Turâ€" key ; 6,663,300 bushels of barley from the same countries, and 11,â€" 273,459 bushels of oiats from Gerâ€" many alone. Great Britain‘s toâ€" tal import of wheat on the average each year during the past decade has been 216,843,300 bushels, of whichâ€"Oanada supplied less than a fourth. Of barley in 1913 Canada supplied about oneâ€"ninth of 52,â€" 358,245 bushels, and of oats an eighth of 59,829,950 bushels. _ Will she do better this year? ‘‘Welll, it isn‘t much of a fortune, but it will look large beside those tiny feet." ‘"‘Darling,"" whispered the ardent suitor, "I lay my fortune at your feet." ED. 7. < Your surprise ; one."" corn s Instant Relief Paint on Putnam‘s Drop Corn Extractor toâ€" night, and corns feel better in the mornâ€" out ing. _ Magical the : WBy upuunamy.n eases the pain,â€" destroys the roots, kills a corn for all time. No pain. Cure guaranteed. Get a 25¢. bottle of "Putnam‘s" Extractor toâ€"day. A wellâ€"known London magistrate, who has just retired from the bench, has a great repertoire â€" of good stories. His favorite one reâ€" lates to a case in which he appears as counsel. In the course of this case he had to crossâ€"examine the wife of a notorious burglar. ‘"You are the nmrife of this man!?‘ he askâ€" ed. ‘‘E am,‘"‘ she <replied. ‘"You knew he was a burglar when you married him!?‘ he proceeded. "‘I did,‘‘ she admitted. ‘"‘How could you possibly marry such a, man??‘ the magistrate demanded. ‘‘Well, it was like this," the witness exâ€" plained confidentially. "I was getâ€" ting old, and two chaps wanted to marry me. It wasut‘ easy to choose between ‘m, but in the end I marâ€" ried that man there.. The other qhap was a lawyer, same as you, sir 1‘ A large family size bottle of Nerviâ€" line costs only 50c., or the trial size 25¢c., and is useful in a hundred ills in the family. Whether. it‘s toothache, earache, headache, neuralgia, lame back or a cold, Nerviline will cure just as readily as it will cure rheumaâ€" tism. For family use nothing equals Nerviline. x "I am as well vto-d'ayr as a man could beâ€"in perfect good health. I give Nerviline all the credit." I also took two Ferrozone Tablets with my meals.. They increased my appetite and spirits, purified my blood and toned up my system generally. "I can speak confidently of the Nerâ€" viline treatment, for the simple reason that it cured me," writes Albert B. Corneliug, from Kingston. "You can‘t imagine how stiff and lame and sore I was. Nights at a time I couldn‘t sleep well. I followed the Nerviline direcâ€" tions carefullyâ€"had it rubbed into the sore regions four or five times every day. Every rubbing helped to reduce the pain. The swelling went down. I got a fair measure of relief in a week. CURES NEURALGIA, BACKACHE, LUMBAGO. Rheumatism toâ€"day is unnecessary. It is so well understood and so readâ€" ily curable that every day we have reâ€" ports of old chronics being freed of their tormenter Minarc‘s Liniment Relleves Neuralgia. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Burns, Ete Every Stiff Joint Limbered, Rhemmatism Cured ! That Old F. 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Lost properâ€" ties have been instilled into my blood â€"cheeks are rosy with color, and I thank that day that I heard of so grand a medicine as Dr. Hamilton‘s Pills." Every woman should use these pills regularly because good health pays, and it‘s, good, vigorous health that comes to all who use Dr Hamilton‘s Mandrake and Butternut Pills. Now that you‘ve broken your enâ€" gagement with Jack, you will of course return the diamond ring he gave you ? 2 A wellâ€"known Bishop who has a wife of pronounced ‘temperament one day caught a small boy stealing grapes from his vine. He reprovâ€" ed ithe offender sternly, and conâ€" cluded : Do you know, my boy, why I tell you_this? There is One before Whom even I am a crawling worm. Do you know Who it is?"‘ "‘Sure,"" said the boy unhesitatingâ€" ly, "the missus." § LOW FARES TO THE CALIFORNIA EXPOSITIONS. Via Shicago & â€"North Western Ry. 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The naval game of secrecy is played to its limit regarding the acâ€" tion of submarines. At the beginâ€" ning of the war, when the first Britâ€" Looking for game, the British ‘subs‘‘ have pushed their snouts way up in the Baltic, even to the Russian coast. And one from the Harwich flotillas came plum up to the chainâ€"slung gates of the Kiel Canal. The British submarine Bâ€"11, passâ€" ed under five rows of mines in the Dardanelles and sinking the old bucket Messoudiyeh, did only a part of a day‘s work. Givre Them a Chance and They‘l Show What They Can Do. The British submarines, if they get the chance, will give as good an account of themselves as have the Germans, says a writer in Everyâ€" body‘s Magazine. They are in the hands of the "young ones,"‘ who are full of gimp and enthusiasm, a brotherhood of daredevils, cousins of those in the destroyers. WATCH BRITISH SUBMARINES Minard‘s Liniment for sale everywhere Bpecification No. 2B giving engine prices on request. 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