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Tramp: For the love of Heaven, help a_pgpr cripple. - - - Aged ~Womalf(touched by the ap- peal): Bless me, why of course. x h " - v. -llMI _ " , . " . "' B2it 'r.' . 'ri-i., " Eg - , , 37“, ii ‘ (5' " i 'l 'lit Wil' 'SM , figs-aw: lit . Hymn-4,» - 'ttIrma , , l . il MMO g; M h ,. “7M. 31:1 ; Bm I 'iMKllBrli y tgi-tet 'NE' " , iT8immrr RE “tam? IN 31 git55MMllt I Bhallill " .“....y;' 1 " P. a nut MMliE8 1Nl' Eallll 'l" ' , v mir Sada; 1i8IN , TlMMgllN " I MM' can“ m Ml RRtrq "Nlli5 1ltlt, "lltali" . " M $I5i& ' W “w . M . . 'NE . Edit}: BI tBglNiBtMil E'3tmNiel il' Mm ‘ e M5 Mr w _ v'% W“ 2 BtMiliMmM 'iiliMMliI1 IMIIt iiMtirIiMtth Mg}: g iiat " e ' "m tit ' “ARM, $lt " ' - Itl8N 1tIMNIir . "mme irnes & Guide Office THE TIMES AND GUIDE, WESTON She (naively): "A little bird told me what kind of a lawyer your fa- ther was: He: "What did he say?" "Cheep, cheep.” V "Well a duck told me what kind of a doctor yogr /father is: Quack, quack.” .--------”oom”--------------o---------. ------------. Clara: “Would you marry a man to reform him ?" Aunt-"And you were a very good} Mrs. Pryer--"1 never judge people girl in church this morning?" (by what I see on the outside." F Aliee--'(h, yes, Auntie; a man of-) Mrs. Guyer--"Neither do I, my fered me a big plate of money, andidear---1 want to see what they hang' I said, No, thank .you.” iout on the line." C . __ Cyhthia: “I suppose I shall have to. There isn't. one of them suits me just as he is." JUST EAST OF KEELE Brittania I"ms,hrinkahle Pure Wool Combinations, :mtood. Regular $6.27). Clearing; $ Shamrock Cro at Pigskin (Hows. Rog. $3.85. (mat n......."........ .1; Dow’s Lined Cape Glows. Rog. $2.75. Cle:wi1iu s...................... Larp,T assortment of Ties, all the latest patterns. Ont theyg‘o .............................. renoh Suede (silk lined). Reg. $2.50. Out _ Hlovgu .......r.....r.'.........e'_. MONEY BACK AS USUAL ll? YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. I . UNDERWEAR for . . There are two kinds of people who pay small income-tax, one of these being the people whose income is small. \ll other lines, in Umlerwe Conrrnintious, all wool, Reg. $4.00. NECKWEAR GLOVES -----a-------'" ill' "No." "You lucky man! T I pitied you when you were. How did you get out of it?" She-Ns that a popular song he is singing?” He---"" was before he began singing it." _ witz redueed. “I married her." WEDNESDAY, JAN. 19, "Are you still engaged to Miss Red- MAIN ST. syn )'.1.t1T.s.' Sh $4.59 $3.29 $1.50 $1.95 $2.79 £11111"- Ptr? ty3 " 4M: (g “I. U. M wit“ Egg); ma M m m "l m ' 1 It if? in: s%',ij? "