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4 uL L e Bs b Cilst td COKE Te oy N B2 that? Teacherâ€"Which is farther away, Africa or the moon? Small Boyâ€"Africa. Africa? What makes you think "A beggar called and I gave him twoâ€"pence and a plate of soup." "Did he eat the soup?" "«Yes.‘ "He earned the twopence."â€"Tidens Tegn. F WEDNESDAY, NOV. 37, Tos4 7 * Elias Rogers "Snipetts‘ Never Thought of That Electrical Contractor Weary Willie â€"Licensed and Bondedâ€" ‘ Estimates Cheerfully Given: No Obligation .# We Specialize on Rural Work _E We Deliver to All Parts »~.â€"of â€" WESTON \¢ F $ P EE R 8 ADELAIDE 6812 PHONE LLOYDBROOK 3634 WRITE OR PHONE 6 PELHAM AVE., TORONTO "Get a Case Toâ€"Day‘" _ _ Evangeline Beverages (Ont.) Ltd. â€"BRAMPTONâ€" Evangeline Pale Dry ‘\_~ _ Ginger Ale One Ton Means 2000 lbs. Alfred Rogers, President at City Prices _ .# ELECTRIC James Paterson, C.A., had many stories to tell in the course of a lecâ€" ture on "The Romance and Humor of Holiday Travel." In Edinburgh Mr. Paterson‘s best golf story came out. Curiosityâ€"Did you give your wife that little lecture on economy you talked about? Domesticityâ€"Yes. Curiosityâ€"Any results? Domesticityâ€"I‘ve got to give up smoking. Cause we can see the moon and we can‘t see Africaâ€"Children. Lecture Bore Fruit Played It Wrong COMPANY LIMITED £ e a| "A motor boat!" he exclaimed, "Gee whiz! Who do you think ‘we areâ€" the Vanderbilts?"â€"Kansas City Star. Not the Vanderbilts In their adolescent years the chilâ€" dren of John D. Rockefeller Jr., were kept in ignorance of the family‘s wealth, says John K. Winkler in his biography â€"of the Standard Oil foundâ€" er. When 15, John D. III, was amusâ€" ing himself with an old dilapidated rowboat on his father‘s place at Seal Harbor, Me. A neighbor‘s boy hapâ€" pened along and turned up his nose. "Huh," he ejaculated, "Why don‘t you get a motor boat?" "John D. III, regarded the ‘other with unfeigned astonishment. Have you seen the new antelopeâ€" finished handbags ? They have the popular zipâ€"top fastening, beautiful Perfect Failure "All the mechanical toys you make seem to be successful." "Yes," said the inventor, "I have had only one failure." "Ah! What was that?" "A toy tramp. It was too realistic; it wouldn‘t work."â€"Montreal Star. Fashioned withâ€"charming femininâ€" ity, the new evening dresses are sure to delight. _ § : Shady Company Promoterâ€"Heaâ€" vens! Ts he from a newspaper or fromi the police?â€"The Passing Show. "I don‘t has to be, mum," the girl replied, "unless you happens to need me."â€"Vancouver Star. The long bodice shown in the illusâ€" tration is vastly becoming. Softness and fulness are given by shirrings at each hip. The Uâ€"decolletage is finished black with a spray of self flowers. square of the fabric applied in uneven line at the hip gives a _ c cular effect. Black of chamois beige, fandango red or Alice blue, are among the favorite colors. But there are many other color possibilities and the charm of these new evening gowns isâ€" unâ€" questioned. "Johnny, you are most forgetful," she said, "I have given you a penny, and you are simply rude. What do you say when you get ‘something? What do I say to daddy when he gives me money?" His Solicitude Clerkâ€"A gentleman wishes to see you, sir. He says he wants to know the secret of your success. Accommodating Mrs. Alden was about to engage a new servant girl. ‘"And do you have to be called in the morning?" she asked the applicant. Panne velvet is a favorite material for these garments, true to the curâ€" rent vogue of velvets. Evidence The lawyer had returned home after an important case in which he had been defending a man charged with murder. ‘"He was acquitted," beamed the lawyer. "Wonderful! On what grounds?" "Insanity. I proved that his father had spent five years in a lunatic asylum.‘" "But he hadn‘t, had he?" "Yes," said the barrister, "he was a doctor there; but I saw no need to bring that fact out."â€"Chatâ€" ham News. Johnny‘s indulgent mother had just given him a penny. He failed to thank her, however, and she was anâ€" noyed at his display of bad manners, Charlie, in all the consciousness of guilt, quickly responded: "Ain‘t been home yet."â€"American Boy. Aunt (a faith healer)â€"You mean he fancied he was ill! It Won‘t Be Fish Charlie had been playing truant from school, and had spent a long, beautiful day in fishing. On his way back he met one of his mates, who accosted him with the usual question, "Catch anything?" Nieceâ€"Oh, well, now he fancies he‘s dead!â€"Chatham News. In Fancy Nieceâ€"Auntie, you remember old Mr. Pottinger who was ill? _ "Don‘t you know its wrong to go looting like that? Where ‘did you steal that jam?" he asked. "Ah, away now," said the small boy. "That‘s not jam. Them‘s bombs." And they were. â€" ‘"Do motor dealers take pianos in exchange?" _ _ ces "Not usually, but this dealer lives in the flat under mine." "For ten years, ten long and lean years," cried the writer, "I have been writing this drama; changing a word here, a line there, working on it till my ”fingers were cramped from the toil. "I have bought a car and given my piano in exchange." & > § "Too bad, too bad," the producer murmured. " All work andâ€"no play." â€"The Stage. Jam There is not now the recklessness about weapons in Dublin that was common in more troubled days, when a friend â€"of mine expostulated with a small boy he met with his arms full of jamâ€"pots. _ s Johnny came back from the circus much excited. "Oh, mama!" he exâ€" claimed. "Katie spilled some peanuts on the ground, and what do you think happened? ‘The elephant picked them up with his vacuum cleaner."â€" Watchmanâ€"Examiner. "No, but her opponents do."â€"Strat ford Beaconâ€"Herald. "Does your wife play bridge for money?" . CA _ The Sassenach topped his shot, however, and the ball stopped about five yards in front. C+ 4 Caddie : (encouragingly) â€"Hoots, mon, ye‘ve taken the putt first. It was of a Southern "knut" who patâ€" ronizingly inquired of his caddy how long was one of the holes on the course. "A drive and a putt, sir," reâ€" plied the caddy. hS 5 ‘Is that all?""" quoted the child. Very Latests Origin of An Invention (By Cecile) No Play Reverse ~FGB wWEsTtoX TTVES & CUTTDR® Cltâ€" in Vegetarian Dishes Spanish Loaf This calls for one can of spinach, four cups boiled rice, two cups white sauce and one red pepper. Mix sauce with the rice, chopped spinach and pepper. Pour into a loaf and bake twenty minutes. A Hot Egg Dessert Beat the yolk of four eggs, mix with them ‘a teaspoon flour, three tablespoons powdered sugar, a very little salt; flavor with extract lemon or any other flavors that may be preferred. Whisk the whites of the six eggs to firm froth; mix them lightly with yolks; pour the mixture into a greased pan or dish; bake in quick oven. When well risen _ and lightly browned on the top it is done; roll out in dish, sift pulverized sugar over and send to table. € in cream moire Lounging pajamas of velvet are the mode‘s latest word. They are fitted affairs in black, gray, pink and white. Made with a flaring skirt, and a verâ€" itable "coat tail" attached to the back. The wide trousers are executed Green, green_ everywhere. It‘s popular for evening gowns, and just as much in demand for sports clothes. Even daytime frocks reflect a parâ€" tiality for green. A new model is a charming emerald green silk crepe with elongated skirts in the back, a draped movement at the natural waistâ€"line which is accented by a bow of self material, and, lastly, a collar of light tan georgette. The cream of society has now beâ€" come the pistachio cream. That much is apparent to any observer of the fashionable. Also, it is interesting to see how the new silhouette has taken possession of even the sport type of wear. In place of the familiar conâ€" tours of other years, there are frocks with lengthened skirts, high waistâ€" lines and molded hips. tailoring and â€" frosted trimmings. Some have silk moire lining â€" with mirror and purse. a by NManmew Hart & _ (C*h Em ‘ ==1 o M °§ i t af o o . rrameraiens y $ es es s 9 :'i,::;f3:~‘.1;::5‘,if:.:i:?:f§:3;';:.1':::5:‘-:122'â€"::!1:1:-':?:'35151:3:5::3:33'?:5'51:2:231’»‘:?'5;‘;5::":::::: 37 3. ce en ym f & 7. 2. ols se n n on _ * ® f esc s o . g 3 , LauV y e o e > E:%Etti:%':i $y a â€" \:’m‘,u“f‘\,"f‘, s .. ) & ‘ ooo e ag e '-":EE;i:;L\‘,a-:Z;:!_%@:r’?::‘::é::‘;:;:ié;:aigizEsE;E:EE:Eizzri:sfii' .. e Who * ¢ se eaenenenans 1. â€"â€" l en â€" .‘ Here‘s how the Club pld»n opemtes: Choose the Majestic Electric Radio you want for Christmas. Pay a small amount each week through this simple, easy plan. On December 24th, or sooner if you desire, we shall deliver your Majestic Electric Radio to your home. The remainder can be paid in small payments, arranged to suit your convenience. Don‘t delayâ€"come in today?! 28 MAIN ST. LESS TUBES Scalloped Meat Two cups of chopped cooked meat (cold), one cup of boiled rice, one 240 MALIN 5T. _ _ ‘ Phone 182 _ sns yop atotatate" Toronto Phone â€"JUnct. 8553 Chapman‘s Radio Store Total Assets in Excess of $900,000,000 BANK OF MONTREAL L coincided with the gradual development of Canada from a small colony to a great Dominion. In the Bank‘s westward advance to the Pacific Coast, one of the important links in its transâ€" continental chain of Branches was formed in 1878 at Winnipeg, when the Bank opened its first Branch west of tEe Great Lakes. This forward step, taken seven years before railway communication was opened up between Montreal and Winnipeg, made available to the incoming popuâ€" lation on the prairies the stabilizing coâ€"operation of a strong, conservative and at the same time energetic financial institution. Of the Bank‘s 667 Branches, 14 are in Winnipeg and 183 in the Praitie Provinces. cup of tomatoes, butter size of a walâ€" nut orâ€"a cup of nice gravy, salt and pepper to taste, one sweet pepper WESTON BRANCH C. INGLIS, Mg:. Established. 1817 (chopped). ~Mix together and put in baking dish; cover the top with breadcerumbs and little dots of butter. Bake forty minutes. Priceswill not be changed on Majestic Models 91 and 92 WESTON PAGE ELEVEN c 9t &