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_, ¥‘know the other day I had to f to the Doc‘s and on entering & office I noticed a man‘s ear ~b like a stuck pig. § "I bit myself," he explained. _ "That‘s impossible." I protested. ‘"How can a man bite himsel{ in Invitation Come one, come all * Come ye now to the carnival. * There‘s lots of fun and pleuty to ?Kofidogs, sandwiches and coffee f_fipa-Blbs, our pretty Carnival fhave 34. * Hen pecked mayor leaving a ‘&i‘ht ¢lub in the wee hours was roached by the hatâ€"check "Your i your malesty._ _ _ __ _ _ i‘ Mother I believe I have 32 teeth. @ That‘s natural son, everyone has g"fim let me see. Why I think you _‘A rather downâ€"atâ€"theâ€"heels maâ€" : went from one J:ubliuher to pther trying to land a contract J Opgrators _ at Work ;n. akilled fingers of our M aswirl your hair into earle of distinction. Music .. . T4. ‘ly 'S'a.ntin BULLETIN BOARD BOYS SPORTS ... # gd.l McDonald STAFF ADVISER . +/ Mr. W. Goddard . hy B cissn / Ruth Wright ,?ASlzquNgfl oden : arg Worden EGIRLS‘ SPORTS MOVIES AND DRAMA MUSIC APPRECIATION CLUB OF WESTON e First Jazz Sessionâ€"Jan. 19 i First Classical Sessionâ€"Jan. 26 ‘Bottom of Library > 2.00 p.m.â€"4 .00 p.m. Eo.3 â€" EVERYONE WELCOME. Nee Whee â€" o_ Watson %m EDITOR f Shaw FEATURE EDITOR . % . Muriel Grainger PERSONALS A race track addict was heard to iy: "I hope I break even. I‘ need Dressed in clothes of sparkling fiveglgs prizes in the lucky draw Som nlg for you and someâ€" mething for Maw. So on the 24th let‘s all be And it‘s gonna be cold so brin :% wear. * (Ed. Don‘t bother about bringing em, wear them.) 0 'bi\f_l‘no! The other two are Four on the bottom and 28 on ear?" i‘s note: I false teeth. Mebbe so. But your wife‘ll proâ€" ly crown you tonight." t don‘t forget the costumes "Buzz" Barker Molly Sutcliffe Barbara Daykin Barbara Daykin the picture of a lovely you. Phone Zone 4â€"465. A soothing facial and a manicure will complete i]y,“ he said. "I I‘m not a king. I‘m only a ‘ll be lots of skating and â€"«Page ‘ll help to make it a festive led by girls with sparkling By Roy Nelson I though UMOR | AS A | OLIDAY | Hairdressing Salon §‘taff ’ stood on a maybe he â€"Also apologize for all those ghastly spelling mistakes â€" the typists have a terrible time transâ€" lating our scrawls into English. Things We Would Like To Know Department ____ _ _ _ â€"To one of our favorite people â€"Weston‘s new Snow Queen, Babs Grainger. Jean Yerex and Joan Rowley were hostesses at the New Year‘s Eve doings of the 4th form crowd. Seems that the gang started the %lorty with a bang (Yooâ€"hoo, Mr. ‘} meâ€"internal rhyme!) at Jean‘s â€"darts, shuffleâ€"board and hockeyâ€" then tramped over to Joan‘s for dancing _and refreshments. Our spies tell us that at the stroke of midnight the boys mysteriously (2?) disappeared, ignoring all of the accepted customsâ€"â€"-leavi\;f the girls to wish themselves a Happy New Year. Could be that the age of chivalry is pastâ€"could be! These mad, impetuous partyâ€"goers were Barb Daykin and Neil MacDonald; Jean, Newsome, Jack McBride; Mary Prior (thanks, Mata) Gregg McKeivey; Joan Rowley, Dick Wilâ€" liams; â€" Gwen â€" Bridgeman, â€" Jack Swift; Jean Yerex and John Mcâ€" Lean. . Apologies Department â€" We apologize for the little typeâ€" setter (we blame him for everyâ€" thing) who neglected to mention that Jim Coulter was host at Beaâ€" Joy Charlton‘s party. All is forâ€" given? â€" _ s â€"Why certain people don‘t knock the chips off their shoulders. Congrats Department Te â€" We krow it‘s a bit late for such things, but we just can‘t let all those wonderful New Year‘s parties slip by without comment. "For lyns!_lm" Department _ And you with the two right skis, whatcha worryin‘ ‘bout? I‘m lookâ€" in‘ fer a guy with two right slipâ€" pers. A poet came to me the other day and asked, "What do you pay for blank verse?" _ L immediately replied: "Blank cheques." for his proposed autobiography. "I need the money," he confessed. "For ten years straight I have been sawinia woman in half and, with my luck, I always end up with the half that eats." Jean Hart, Myrna Perry, Beryllehmn as attendants of the "Snow | on Thursday, Jan. 9. Anderson, Marion Aitcheson were‘Queen" at the Winter Carnival l\eld] ‘Ticker Tape‘ Sunny" Sunstrom By ZONE 4â€"465 _ Soâ€"let‘s put the whole school in cootmem the 24thâ€"and surâ€" prise the old place! ___First there‘s a form prizeâ€"a party sponsored by the Rotary Clubâ€"for the form which is repreâ€" sented by a group of from ‘our to eight class members in costume bused on some general theme such as song hits, incidents from hisâ€" tory, characters _ from â€" stories. (Think what you could do with "Old Buttermilk Sky" or "The Old Lamplighter)." Get the form gang together _ including _ your 7orm teacher, dream up some ideasâ€" you may even use small floatsâ€" choose the ones you wish to take mn and let everyone work to win at party!| _ that plfl{! . In addition there are two inâ€" dividual events with first and secâ€" ond rfizu for the most original and fancy dress costumes. _ * So you wére not chosen Snow Queen. Don‘t be despondent girls. (Despondent is one of my big words, marmalade is the nther.) It is better to have a beautiful soul than a beautiful face, they say. But how many boys notice a gal‘s soul On this gloomy thought I leave you. Goodg bye dear friends. If you know some foul news about your friends, don‘t tell them, tell me. They will find out too. Ha ha ha! (Nasty little laugh.) (Special notice to the Editor. Why don‘t you give the girl back her earmuffs?) No more cracks about Jerry Henry‘s city girl. She is a Weston girl as far as we are concerned, and we love her. That will be twentyâ€"five cents, please, Costume Contest ForFri.â€"Crowdat Winter Carnival Here‘s your chance, Hiâ€"Crowd, to make Weston Winter Carnival even more colorful and spectacular than the advance press reports gromiso. (Read them in this issue). omgin costume and have the fun of participating in this outstanding event of Weston‘s winter season, instead of just being an onlooker; besides for just doing that you havée a chance of getting in on some of the smart prizes. _ Wardhouse made quite a glamorous (&) Laura Secord in his poke bonâ€" net, and who was that playing the violin with a red Christmas candle, Jack? The most surprising thing about Jack Lynch‘s Surprise party was that it was a surprise. That night we polished u8 that beautiful old Classic "The Old ‘Coke‘ (?) Bottle." Every one was in good voice and Vern Plant was the Maestro on the piano. By the way, doesâ€"anyâ€"oneâ€"wantâ€"toâ€"hearâ€" "Hugâ€" gin and aâ€"Chalkin"? ? ? So sorry please. I only asked! _ So you went to a party with one Joe and came home with another? Variety is the spice of life. Beâ€" sides, you must admit the parties were interesting. Who was with whom? _ For tiat matter, what difference does it make? The three that I shall rip apart (who said that?) were super fun. Bob Langmuir‘s house, a,la campagne, (that‘s French for out in the sticks) held most of Weston‘s elite, the Saturday before Christâ€" mas. Quite a party. The Men, and I use the term loosely, played the most intrigueing game in the rec‘ room, They used sticks and little coloured balls, but no one would explain the game to me. The gang met again at Buzz Barker‘s New Year‘s Eve. Toboganning first, then dancing till the wee small hours. Tom must have been dancing in his bare feet because he kept Eoiting a "sliver in his foot." Ken The holiday parties have not been gone into in much detail (in this column, that is) so I guess I can take a whirl at them. _ The same New Year‘s reminds me. Has our gossip ¢olumn got a rival? Everybody seems to know the "dirt" alrerdy. Across the river for news, folks, true‘ or false. Well, here we are again. Second week of school and just beginning to get rested up after the holidays. They were terrific, especially New Year‘s Eve. Ooh, my aching head! "Sleep that knits up the ravell‘d sleeve of care". Quote Macbeth, un> quote, Could have been me, New Year‘s anyhow. _ _ _ _ â€" THE BOOMERANG SNOW QUEEN AND ATTENDANTS TO RULE AT WINTER CARIVAL By Ruth Wright The story deals with the gflights of young Lena Rivers (Barb Dayâ€" kirff) _ and her _beloved Granny Nichols ("Mari" Worden) who are compelled to leavd their New Engâ€" land home and seek refuge with Granny Nichols‘ son, John (John Watson), who has changed the famâ€" ily name of Nichols to Livingstone because of the social aspirations (bring out the dictionary for that one) of his domineering wife, Maâ€" tilda (Jean Sutcliffe). Arriving ;n Kentucky where the Livingstonds have ‘a large plantation the rela« tives undergo very poor treatment from Mrs. {ivingutnnn and her one daughter, Caroline (Mavis Hedâ€" leam), but is treated and liked very well by the rest of the houseâ€" hold which includes John, Jr. (Jim Terrel}), Anna (Babs (;rniwer), also Uncle Ceasar (Moe Thibideau) and Aunt Milly (yours truli), who are the nigger servants. The glny also inclu:es Mr. and Mrs. Graâ€" ham (Boots Western and Tom Delâ€" worth) who are B‘r'ent friends of the Livingstones. rward _ Belimont ’(Jim Hawkins) whom Mn.cl,iv- ngstone hwu to marry to Caroâ€" line and Malcoim Everett (John Tomlinson), Anna‘s . tutor and Well here we are, back again and already &rumors are flying" about Edster exams (Grrr). But a couple of things about to happen before then are "The Winter Carâ€" nival" and "Music and Drama Night." Concerning the carnival, we send our congrats to the carâ€" nival queen, "Babs" Grainger, and her attendants, Beryl Anderson, Marion Aitcheson, Myrna Perry and Jean Hart. We hope you are all looking forward to it. By the way, how many of you have sold your quota of tickets yet? But now let‘s leave that and hear something about "Drama Night." As you read in this column before, the play is entitled "Lena Rivers." But here‘s something you haven‘t read before. Yessireeeâ€"the list of characters (of the play that is) and an idea of the play. no. 10, no. 25, no. 28, and so on umtil all contestants had walked across the stage once only to find that this ordeal had to be repeated. After the 40 contestants had finâ€" ished their second parade before the judges, the judges, Mary Prior, Ken Watts, Greg McKelvey, Mr. Templeton, Miss Leckie and Mr. Pink) retired to an adjoining room to cut the 40 down to 20. During this interval we were entertained by Jimmy Hawkins wno sang two selections. The judges had to work this process of elmination until they arrived at 10 contestants. From 10 beautiful girls, the Job was to select 5. When I say a job I really mean it? What with Myrna Perryâ€"a darkâ€"haired, alert girl of H12, Jean Hart a lucious blonde from C10, Babs Grainger and the newcomer Bery! Anderson from "13B"â€"need I say more and last but far from least Marian Aitchison â€" a ised. _ darkâ€"haired second former IPr%m "Woodbridge." The judges, however, overcame this very difficult task with the selection of "Babs" Grainger as the "Snow Queen" (she‘s in "13B") with the aformentioned girls as her court. This group of "royal" pulchritude will have many things crowded into their lives. These next few weeks. Films will be used up with pictures, pictures and still more pictures along with radio appearances and participation in the Annual Carnival on January 24. So to the royal group lots of luck and you deserved your winâ€" nings; to the losers, remember you‘re still the tops! Thursday night, Jan. 9, after school found the auditorium of "ye old WCVS" packed to the exits with excited students. The reason ? The judging of the Snow Queen (natch). Who would it be? Someâ€" one from C10, "13B" 11A? It could be anyone. Every form in the school was represented in the auditorium along with a group of interested teachers. The judges had taken their place. ‘The Rerade was on, no. 17, ‘Babs‘ Grainger Chosen To Rule ‘¥7 Snow Queen DRESS CIRCLE NOTES By "MYRT" GRAINGER TIMES AND GUIDE, WESTON When he stopped his car for a traffic light near the Queen Elizaâ€" beth Way, Malcolm McDuffey of Milton, picked up two young men who thumbed a ride ostensibly for Toronto. Soon after proceeding on his way, one of them shoved what seemed to be a gun against Mcâ€" Duffey‘s ribs, ordered him to drive up a side romd, beat him up and made off with his car. Tho-qihiclr, was found next day in Hamilton. This sort of thing occurs so often that the wonder is that peoâ€" flame. It‘s really terrific, ‘cause there‘s plenty of surprises in store for all and l‘hlpp! outcome. So don‘t Tawest to baan that data anam gle pick up hitchhikers at all.â€" t. Thomas Timesâ€"Journal. dont iO7est io heep That date open. Enlyr'o::yu extniy nkwny'.m' eaich presented his respective coach with a suitable gift, The midgets ‘received a pennant and a cup as a team, and individuaily, each was presented with a properly crested shortyâ€"jacket. _ Now we come to a more apf)ro- ;])riate subject. _ Hockey! 2ast ‘Thursday the Runnymede Juniors defeated our Juniors on sour cushion 3â€"1. The game was rather slow as most first games of the season are, but still it was not without incident. The only play ending in a score of the blue and white was started late in the first period_by the young but fast forâ€" ward John Grant. Grant, after adâ€" vancing the puck, shot it up the boards to &uck Hurren who passâ€" ed it neatly to Len Galloway who occupied the comfortable position immediately in front of us. Runnyâ€" mede met. Talloway in his exciteâ€" ment caught the pass on his skate and for what seemed like an indeâ€" finite period of time continued to stumble over it. Meanwhile, Redâ€" men were swiftly closing in for the check. Finally Len managed to free himself and backâ€"handed the rubâ€" ber into a corner of the net, about 3 inches from the ground and 1 inch from the post. A perfect play ? l The "Snow Queen", Barbara "Babs" Grainger, chosen from among 40 The stars for Weston were Chuck Hurren, and Larry Johnston, goal. (Even . the referee, Lefty ‘hard, played well, when he was standing up, that is). While 3 goals did escape Larry, his coach said that he just didn‘t have a good enough team in front of him. This situation should be cleared with a little more practice. Hand in hand with hockey comdg the ice tarnival and all its ;re- parations, so be ready on Jan, 24th with your costumes, your skates, and a pleasant smile. PICKUPS ARE DANGEROUS This is spirit, when it comes from 105 lbs. The other captains, Art Callan Jupiorf and Fink Chatd of the Mid: gdts, did equally good jobs and ... , . they hit, It was the roughest tackle anyone would care to see, and Smubbins was underneath. Naturally the team came running to pick up the pieces and what should they hear the 105 1b. Snubâ€" bins say as he untangled his hind legs but. , .. "Ya better watch out, son or I‘ll merder ya!" After a delicious dinner (as is always served by Mrs. Charles), Mr, Worden introduced the Senior captain, Gregg McKelvey, who folâ€" lowed with a humourous and inâ€" formative address, He claims that the funniest play in ‘46 occurred at Scarbora. The Scarbora backfield was big â€"really big, and the biggest among them was the tailback, and late in the fourth quarter they were playinf rather hard since they were losing to a nothing score. About . this .time Johnn "Snubbins" Cousins (of Weston{ chose to make a long, fast run down the west side of the gridiron and who should he see coming at him but Scarbora tailbacked! Well after a nice IOW holiday due to the inactivity of WCVS, If you think back you may recall a rugby banâ€" %uet staged way back there before hristmas. This was to honour the Juniors, and Seniors and Champion Midgets for their successful season, and was graced by the presence of members from the Board of Educaâ€" tion, the Secretary of the TDIAA and those fair damsels, the cheerâ€" leaders, who share the laurels won by their teams. i Here be are back together again Sport Slants 4*A By NEIL MeDONALD Continuing this week‘s modern trend we were glad to see Ray Sanâ€" tin %Iaying in Deriny Bernie‘s band at the last teenâ€"agers dance. The band has an unusually good beat for small local bands and along with Denny‘s swell accordian they presented a fine evening of dancâ€" ing.. . FAIRY STORY The Duke of Eilington swamped Mr. Stan (too much noise) Kenton in a recent Downâ€"Beat poll. With all respect to Mr. Kenton‘s origâ€" inality, I find his power house music a little hard on the nerves. Once upon a time, dear readers, there were stores which sold men‘s shirts and underwear. _ And not only that, these stores would hold great, big sales, pleading with men to come and buy these things at very .great savings, or else the poor stores would go out of busiâ€" nes® _ After getting that far with our fairy tale, we‘re reduced to wishing we knew a good fairy with a magic wand.â€"Kingston Whigâ€" Standard. Recently our music editor exâ€" pressed the opinion that swinging the classics brought the classics to the attention of the ordinary popâ€" tune lovers, As an example he took Chopin‘s Polonnaise. It is very doubtful if people who listen only to such slush as "Till the End of Time" would pay any attention to the classics. There is a very great wealth of original popular songs without paying any attentiofl to popularized classics issued by cheap unoriginal commercial song writâ€" ers. It‘s coming to Weston. In fact two are: two classical music clubs, one for the lovers of symphonic music and one for the lovers of swing classics or if you prefer jazz. These clubs will hold record sessions on Sunday afternoons and will also try to secure special SEeakors and live talent. For furâ€" ther details concerning time and place watch this paper. King of Swing may go to Ryssia. At present plans are underwa& for a proposed tour of Russia by Benny Goodman. Benny would take a drummer and a piano player for jazz concerts and wouldps]so perâ€" form with Russian symphony orâ€" chestras. There will f‘;e no money involved; it will be strictly a culâ€" tural visit. contestants last Thursday. Rent a record player with records. For information Having a Party Phone Weston 456 it New Smash Hits Classical Comments 52 MAIN ST. 8. 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