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Hi -Page EDWlR-ttHImEP FEATURE EDITOR . . Barbara Daykin HUMOUR . . . Boy Nelson MOVIES ANDDRAMA ASSISTANT EDITOR . . . V V'Muriel Grainzér SOCIAL . . . 7 PERSONALS , . FASHIONS 7 . f . GIRLS' SPORTS J . . Molly Sutcliffe BOYS' SPORTS ,_. . MUSIC, . . . Ray Santin BULLETIN BOARD . . “Buzz" Barker STAFF ADVISE)! 1 . . Two cyclists pulled up for the night at. n hotel. "Well, I think," said the host, "that you’ll have a comlortnble night. It's a tanker bed." At two o'cloek in the morning one of the cyclists roused his com- panion. "Change plays with me,Dick," he groaned, "it's my turn to lie on the feather." ' THUWAY. PM. " ttrut . Too many people are influenced by stories concerning "intestinal cleanli- ness" or "stimulating the flow of bile." Many cases of simple constipation do not require a laxative at all, but only a minpr chgnge in diet ,nd Jtabit. _ __ The habitual use of catharties is dan.. - gerous. Such misuse is often followed by chronic ill health. Strong laxatives are particularly dangerous when taken to relieve abdominal distress. The source of the pain should always be accurately determined by your physician. The safe procedure is to consult him. If a laxative is needed, he will prescribe a safe preparation with proper instructions for dosage. Then bring your prescription to us for expert compounding. 50 MAIN ST. N. 2dtiiui"y 1Vatidn Jian Shnw iiir%ira' Daykin isti/ Wiighc -hhrrk Wdrden f; " -hiebomsld '31}. W. Goddard Simpson's Drug Store f LIONS WHITE ELEPHANT SALE THE 'WI" PAGE CAMERAS PROJECTOIS SUPPLIES Arrange for a Pick-up New! Staff This is Pick-up Week Cecil Simpson, Phm.B. AID King David and King Solomon Lived merry, meta livu Wi‘th Imtny. mnny l , friends The eminent iinsncier, Snodgnu‘ J. S rucebottom wu coming to tea at 310 home of Mrs. Fuzzy Skin Peachtree and Peuhtree wn‘wor- ried. She had two charming but outspoken daughters; (tgg, had an 1,ttg,1ftt brilliant In conspicu- ous nose. rs. Peuhtm wu par- ticularly sir-id that the observsnt Anne would make I comment that would ruin the afternoon. There- fore she took pains to express that the children should be prepared for ‘odd things without speaking of them snd, particularly, to any noth- ing about any of Sprucebottom’s features which might seem strange. But when old age crept onward, With all its mmy qualms, . 3 Solomon wrote the Proved» nd King David wrote the Palms. f, The hour came, and so did Mr. Snodgrnas J, Sprucebottom. The children were brought in and were fascinated. After being introduc- ed Anne gazed wonderingly at the And mGly, minr wlves. UMOR AS A OLIDAY CADWALLADER'S FOR HOME MOV --WaiN and Strum “a? ZONE 4-435 996 Weston Road. a Blocks South, ist Egllnton) tt Phone JU, 8438 ' I 1mm Spmobotbm mu, but did not utter in undiplomnic Iyllnbk. Phtally the g'? curl-lad and Idft the room. Id Punch] havoc! s e of "lid. And not Mr 'tor-his", " While the li’ht we: red 1 man planted himeel firmly in front of e waiting automobile. The light turned to green but the [out moved nary I mp. Wal; the driver of the cat lowed out the window and fently reminded him. “Sly, busl, the ight in green. How about getting the heck out of the '3?" ‘Sorry, I Can't oblige,” repli the chanc- ter. "Your pr tvin my foot!" ‘And new, Mr. Atmerbottotn," uh. aid to her 1r,,t; "will you luv. on. or two mum of - in your noe," - A l Those of ,a who were there _ Thursday night thought Tom Del- worth's exclamation of 'hernlthing" At I. luhlonlble wedding lately, the groom noticed that one of the gun” looked nth" ¥lum. "Have {on killed the bride?" he naked y way of eheering the gloomy one up. "Not lately," replied the gueat with I Int-{way look iy his eyes. The Walton Line A girl got on the ttteetear A motorcycle cop stopped I cut and pulled out his ticket book. "f clocked you at 46, mister," he “id. The lady in the buck sent cackled gleefully. “Just you give him I. ticket officer. Serves him right. I've told him for years he's a reck- leel, dengue“: driver." "Your wife?" queried the cop and when the driver nodded glumly, snapped shut his summon! pad and mid, "Drive on Brother." - 7 tt in; 1 great mishap For - time the car gave a jolt She sat on A different lap. "Edi: note: Moat understanding cop I've heed of; A She got up from a lap And aid with a. smile "Could myone tell me How many laps in a mile?" “Track: laid" bgAret_Rygirles The lights went out. The show began. And down in front sat little Dan. Phat a show! What a per- lormanée: Mun, oh man, but was it fun! Most of us thought last year‘s play was fun, but it didn't complre to the fun of this year's. Most of the reports heard about the play were favorable, which mid: to ..e.yervbodp't happinels.. _ The most fun we alt had was puttingI on our make-up, and what a job t It was. Especially the two darkles. If they not clean I don't know how they ever did it, although some little birdie told us that Aunt Milly's mother scrubbeded her with Dutch Cleanser, on Thursday night, or should we say Friday morning]. But nevertheless, it was alLin e game. DRESS CIRCLE NOTES By Myrt Guinger of a "White Elephant” And they come under many other disguises too. . Furniture; farm implements, hardware, tools, machinery, may all play the roles of WHITE ELEPHANTS around your home, garage, attic or farm . . . but they're bless- ings in disguise for the Lions Club of Weston. This week the Lions Club is asking your help. This is pick-up week for their WHITE Any article you may wish to donate will be gratefully received and when you do con- tribute . . . remember . . . you are aiding a truly worthy cause . . . the promotion of youth work in the town of Weston. ELEPHANT SALE being held on March 15th at Fan’s Garage. . Now is the time to arrange for a pick-up. Just Call 1 or 2- That’s all you do PORTRAIT -koy NELsifih wan ttl But it t'waa nout com- pare to Friday errors and not on purpose either. Did you ever hear of any one "pinching your hair and inning you" or "after finding the ey to the desk of my drawers," or then again "you don't have to do it; all you have to do is say you’ll do it." Minneapolis. Minet.-Big Nine Conference bukellull [mo Inoculat- It Minneeou and Ohio'suu gynl will be given I hunk with intellltlon of tun-parent [has baekboards. Now those in: at the ends of the floors, instead of mining the key-Iction on the boards, will hue a cleu View. The excellent visibility of the boards, mule of Hercnlite heat. tempered glue, in demonstrated by forward Bud Grant of Minnesot- on the board recently instilled by the Gophers. But now a word about the orches, tra. It really was super, don't you think, and they really deserved credit. Especially Mr. Bruce Met- calfe, their director. After Friday night's perform- ance Mr. Metcalfe was resented with an album of recon?! on be- half of the orchestra by Bubbles Fraser. Mr. Lancaster, with a book, "The Walls of Jericho," and Pat McAlhone, with flowers on behalf of the cast by hubs After the play on Friday the) cast of the play plus a. few others including the make-up girls enjoyed a very lively party at Pat Mc- Alhone's. Oh what some of the teachers wouldn’t have given to be there. After an all round discus- sion about various teachers (not _ mentioning any names) the eats came and we do mean eats. You've never seen people eat before, you lshould’ve seen us! You'd think that we had never eaten before, but then food is to eat, isn’t it? Then after popping corn, and having a rare old sing-song the gang trooped home only to slee in on Saturday. So if you didii't see the play, you really missed some- thing. Essay ouya exnay eekway. Grainger. tire year. In one day, the Sahara desert re- ceives three times as much solar energy as is contained in all the coal urned in the world in an en- was AND GUIDE. WESTON SPICTATOIS GET A BREAK Out Thistletown way, Shirley Snider reports that Lorna Shaw had a tobogganing party Saturday night. And what fun! From all reports another party should be held in the near future. Those that were present were: Lorna Shaw, Jack Shaw, Jean Barker, Alan Taylor, Irene Sneyd, Jack Swift, George (Bi ) Wri ht, Helen Chun- trey, Ken golby, Wry' Prior, Jim Swift, Vivian Delaney, Gordon Sne d, Albert Johnston, Keith Barier, Evelyn Prior, Bill Iredale, Melvin Cameron, Don Colby, Evelyn Whitehead, Don Love, and Shirley Snider. There were a few casualties when the kids accidentally (t) went over a ski jum . Cord Sneyd hurt his back, Don 1liove is now walking with a limp, Lorna Shaw has a stiff arm, Shirley Snider received a knock on the head (now I know what'g the matter with her) and Ken Colby escaped with a few bruises. Actually, they aren't as bad as the reports. About 11 o'clock a group of tired,l wet and hungry people reluctantly} left the steep snowy hills and went. to Shaw's where refreshments, rapidly disappeared. After refresh-' ments were served a few games were noticed in progress. Jack Swift's version of playing "snap" was somewhat exciting. Every two seconds he would exclaim snap! snap! What's your technique Jack? Evelyn Prior, George Wright, Jack Swift (he really get around doesn't he?) and Ken Colby attracted a lot of attention when they were playing bridge. Why the polker faces kids, was the game really so interesting as all that. Was there a five dollar bill floating around the living room, or was it just someone's imagination. On the stroke of 12 C.') a group of atiffs (don't get the wrong im. pression) left the Shaw residence for their respective graves (graves wig-3 feather. matgressgs that ie), The surprise of a life time. That is what Shirley Snider said on her birthday when the six girls from her class walked in on her for dinner. It was all arranged weeks before, but Shirley was blissfully unaware of what was to happen. The girls, Jeanne Magee, Shirley McCagherty, Bernice Peacock, Jean Preston, Irene Terrell and Agnes Thompson (who at the last minute was unable to attend), hopped on the 5.30 bus and soon arrived at Shirley's. The table was decora- ted with valentines and cupids, and a great, big delicious cake sitting in the mid le of the tnble. Mrs. Snider served th ve delicious snlld plate, something ghirley had been wanting for some time. After din- ner the gang crowded around the piano an had a good old sing-song. Shirley lgy the way was>18lA - A thousand apologies for the carelessness which was responsible for I few names being omitted from this column lust week. Helen Ward and Tom Irwin also attended the Coffee 1t,eit,at b Joan and Rita at Maple. um {lodge If there was nnyone else that I has forgotten, please, plane forgive Mary Prior Ind Greg McKerey were another couple that attended the coke-hi1 puny given by Elise beg) Ynelstyn. A "coke" party was held before the Teert-agers Once on Valen- tine's day at the home of Jenn Preston. Attending were: Jeim Preston, Les Hems, Bernice Pea- cock, Ron (Filmy) Brown, Jeanne Magee, Shirley Snider, Irene Ter- rell, Ted Hudgins, Ron Chlpmln. Shirley McCagherty, Chick (husk) Edge. Shirley Snider gave out with some good pinno, and Bernice Pea. cock almost raised the roof with her "In The Mood", Ind Inther ar- rangement of her own that was renlly solid. _ You muy never no your Mme in lights but if you report I party we will make lure {on Ice it in print! How about , See you next week. ’ P Ps.--We mined "Ann" at Jean mton‘l art . ”JEANNE mums. ‘Ticker Tape’ School Play ls Usual Smashing $inmtss-hmils Well the mud lay of WCVI ll over again hl u mus! it 1e,,tetaah1n,r...v.oetlt.8s, Tomlinson, (ulna Mr. Event“. what did you trip an t. . . ml The cut wu really up: and did the bent ever-l 1t,t"thehg",' to believe mer-but I'm lure I who uw the play will um. MW, after the second porter-mules (on I few rople’l o iniona and here's what t " though Eileen Sun-tron: (sunny to you) really loved the acting Ind Ike than}? )thattad tbs, mil-ukublUu mint: en e e pl I [or and better lucceu. (Dlyd Rich open the drawers?) Neil McDonald who had I good view-wey up there in the orchestra In of the lame 02inj_0_n as §unny yhen he exclaim- opmion as Sunn when he aching- ed, "Terrell dig, his part in mil- takeg but he helped in making the play trll the better.” Bill Lithgow, 1 graduate of the high school thought that the cue: were picked up well, and caulder- ed Mo Thibodeau a good character in the part of the negro Cunt, (not Julius, Granny Nichols) ne- companied very well by Mort Gralhger as the negreu maid. ul, Cannon considered the play nothing short of BU. . . .perb and he was particularly fond of Barb Daykin in the leading role, as the heroine, Lena Rivers, and Mari Worden as she portrayed Granny Nichols, Lena'a grandmother. Good work kids! One of the English teachers (I was warned not to mention any names) came out of the auditorium smiling, so I asked him what he thought of the performance. "There wasn't much doubt," he said, "that the players certainly enjoyed producing the drama. Their zest was to such an extent that it was very infections in the audience." Mary Prior and Jun Newsome both commented on the good work of Jean Sutelifte Ind Mavis Hed- Iam. It must have taken houn of practice to keep them from naugh- mg st their own expression: and jeepers they did well under the eir- cux'nstan'ces donlt, you think.', _ Laurel wreaths are also the order for Jim Hawkins an Durward Belmont. Boots Western u Mrs. Graham 1nd her husband Tommy Delworth, and to Jim Terrell and Babs Grainger us the son and daughter of Johnny Wugn. All their voices' were heard clearly throughout the gym Ind they cer- taigly meted well._ _ _ The orchestra led by Mr. Met- calfe pinged during the intermin- sions an they too Ire becoming better ever; year. Pat Me lhone entertained the Pat McAlhone entertained the cast at her home after the play on Friday night. 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