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§ Dusty Tale 2 dust ';"":“lo;t}lfl‘.finl‘ turn to dust (‘ A young man had just spent a yery ::br mninq, at his friend‘s home: When f to the door to leave for ; home, which was over a mile vmr.hi'udmlonndodtom rain was coming down in buckets. He/ knew that if he were to make a dash for home he would . "Here‘s another pair, try these," Â¥he chairman said, as he handed him yet another pair of false _ Once iififi the business man Â¥ried on the teeth, and once again he reported that they were far too A prominent local business man was invited to speak at a convenâ€" tion dinner. Before his time came, he informed the chairman, secretly of course, that he had forgotten man said as he lligfed' the fellow another pair from his pocket. be soaked to the skin and pneuâ€" monia would probably result. The lady‘s father did not view mnag:a with undue n:um nng oung man to spen mht in t{n guest room. Rather than offend him the young man agreed to it. < The father and his daughter went upstairs to prepare the room and were there some time. When they came downstairs they were astonâ€" ished to see the boyâ€"friend gone. After puum over his behavior, they concluded that he had vanâ€" ‘!‘bO{“vem somewhat surprised when turned up an hour later at the front door dripping with water and fn(i’rrlz emitting bubbles with every w _ "Oh, just went home to get my pyjamas," was the reply. _ After trying them on the young wian replied, ‘"Fine, fine. These are just right. Inâ€"fact they fit better than my own." hWith th: new teeth in his mm a rousing message mfi"&e .udienci:from the shores of ‘dismal tears to the coral isles of laughter. On finishin% he bent over and whispered to the chairâ€" man, â€""say, you must be a dentist." I "Nog'm not," the chairman conâ€" fided low tones to the fellow, "It happens that I‘m the town ished into thin air. 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These lads and other boxla sprites, Blaying with St. Overheard while a boat was passâ€" infi throudgh a very rough storm: teward: "You aren‘t sick are ~ Passenger: "No, but I‘d hate to yawn now." A negroe left his job as janitor to apply for a job in a munitions factory. Next day he came back, tonished mother. A little girl said to the little boy who was playing with her, "When I was born I was so surâ€" prised that I couldn‘t talk for a year and a half. you The Right Hour On Warfare "I see there is to be a new camâ€" paign against malaria in Central America." e â€" _ "What have the Malarians been up to now ?" He Quit Before the Blowâ€"up "I got up at dawn yesterday to STON LADIES SHOPPE| GETTING THE LOWDOWN FROM A STAR OF THE see the sun rise." An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were arguing as to which of their respective countries had the lightest men. The Irishman, full tilt at the obvious, led with, "We have man of Cork." A group of youngsters comprisâ€" ing of Donaldo Lossingsky, Gwenâ€" neth 'Tinne?u Slivey Belis and Arnie Crolly were attending a question period. 00. . _ ‘"You couldn‘t have _ choser a better time." The Scotsman, "Yes, but we have men of Ayr." _ _ _ 00L ‘"‘But said the Cockngl};; We have lightermen on the ames." It was enough. Millers Down Lighter Men _"Can any of you tell me what are the sins of omission?" asked the teacher. Little Donaldo shot up his hand, "Please teacher, I know. The sins of omission are the sins that we should have done and we haven‘t." Continued from page Tâ€" between second and third, and tagged out. Gostlin singled and stole second, Smith singled bringâ€" ing in Gostlin, andâ€" Stevenson struck out, leaving the score tied one all at the first half of the fourth. St. Anthony‘s came back to get two hits and make both of them count. 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Catharines, Hamilton, Mimico and Weston, kick up the dust in the new bowl every Saturday morning, and from all accounts there is no doubt {hat in another ten years we will be reading about them in the senior cops. third. _ Defalco â€" fanned, Gino singled driving in Downy and Carey, and Gallagher grounded out on a throw from second to first. Fifth Inning _ _ _ _ â€" Only one Miller lad got on base, Hodges and Kirkland struck out. Montgomery frounded out, third to first, and Reid got on base on an error to short stop. Gostlin took over the mound &r Millers and St. Anthony‘s were the sad reâ€" ceivers of three fast fansâ€"Downy, Defalco and Gino. t Sixth Inning _ _ Millers tied the score with Gostlin slamming out a home run driving in Floria who had just got a single. Dimmock famned, Smith walked and stole second, Stevenson struck out and Hodges flyed well into centre field for third down. Gostlin walked Gallagher, who was thrown out stealing second, Vitere singled, Muirhead got on base by error to third baseman, advancing Vitere to second. Perry and Carey struck out again, leaving two men on base, Seventh Inning â€" St. Anthony‘s were held down in the final {mme although thisy had more men on base than at any other part of the game. . Downy and Gino walked, while Defalco singled to fill the bases. Gallagher hit to third and Dimmock threw Downy out at the plate. Gostlin then fanned Vitere and Muirhead C LEA RA NC E at ' Niy e n t Cov tvow! Some of our finest Silk Jerseys are included in the group as well as Crepe Dresses. The selection is too large to attempt description. Sizes 11â€"17, 1218 Some 1/ sizes included. Regular up to $16.95 SALE PRICE .......... 9‘95 as well as Crepe Dresses. attempt description. Siz included. Senior‘ *B‘‘ Softball Continued from page 71â€" over Moffats. Six runs to five was the score. For the Camera Boys, Pee Wee Summerhill ‘was the big batting gun, as he bashed out a homer in the opening tilt. Nick Stayner of the &ame crew belted a triple to help his team‘s cause. Harley Taylor pitched threeâ€"hit ball for the losersâ€"but his mates committed four errors to throw away the game. Moores .__._._... 401 100 0â€"6 8 4 Moffats ... 003 002 0â€"5 T 5 Simmons and Meadows; Kobzan and Kennedly. Mondar. July 1 e In the second game of the night at Gibson Park at the Senior "B" to end the game Millers 4, 8t Anthony‘s 8. _ _ m â€" Tonight at Gibson Park, the Columbus boys meet Millers in a gostponed game, and anyone who as never seen these lads play have missed something worthwhile, All you rockball fans get out there and cheer your team on to more and more victories. MIHBFE ....commummmmmmmens . 4 & 2 St. AnthONY‘8 »nâ€"â€"mmmocs B .6 2 . Battery for Millers was Stevenâ€" son pitching, Bill Smith catching, with Gostlin relieving Stevenson in the fifth. Muirhead and Gallagher were St. Anthony‘s battery. _ _ Leadinf batters for Millers shows Bill Smith in the lead with a nice .400; Doug Gostlin .388; Florian .383, and Dimmock .272. WESTON ZONE 4â€"442 all the wx, with .the teams dead» locked with four rvgnu-uh at the end of the seventh «In> the first of the ninth, MeDowell Sashed out a double for Ferranti; knoekâ€" io uo P e oo stage for a sixâ€"run e es oo on eaded ; & a tflg‘lo in the flfm al brought in three runs.> . Mt. Dennis ... 030 000 1â€"4.7:1 Kodak ... 001â€"000 0Oâ€"1â€"2 2 Taylor and Russel}; Bower: and Whelan. Ferranti ... 000 040 006â€"10 98 Moore ... 010 120 000â€" 46 1 ogrek bat »quhreds NbA Romoin, the dapeg low behind the plate ‘for Dennis collected ‘two. hits . al Thanks for wedding presents should be written «s soon as posâ€" sible after the gifts are received. The bride who postpones this duty will find it harder and harder to do it as time goes on. 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