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Up to now, every time Prime Minister Eden called for anâ€" ether hitch in the belt to halt Inflation the Dockers threw anâ€" other pink champagne party. Every time the Chancellor of tie Exchequer announced a new credit squeeze, Lady Dockâ€" e drove by in a new Daimler cir, designed to match her Istest hat. by Tom A. Cullen ©A Staff Correspondent n â€" (NEA) â€"â€" Millionâ€" 4 Jernad Docker has lost and the stockholders ive him another chance. sertheless, most Britons are «tly proud of the dazzling Bernard and his honeyâ€" d wife, Lady Norah. <, are the living lie to Sir .ony Eden‘s dire warnings Britain is headed for the ; house, for who else but the ‘)> ..ers, having been sacked, would promptly fly to Naples nad board their private 860â€"ton yucht for a sixâ€"week vacation? When Lady Docker complainâ€" ec recently that "mink is too hit to sit on," a million women sithed and envied her ladyship her "hot seat." But Sir Bernard‘s ouster as Irss of the 75 million dollar Biâ€"mingham Small Arms group w‘ companies, which makes ‘â€"imler motor cars among other ‘mgs, has somewhat changed [*is is my problem: My husâ€" 0c shows how sorry he is that > guf mnarried, and doesn‘t > utate to blame me. That wurts, for I do want this marâ€" muge to last. I think for all our sches â€" we have a baby now â€" he should conceal his thoughts x« I do. I have been a good wife and could go on being one, if only he would do his part . .. Is there any future ahead for REAL TRAGEDY l * How tragically young marâ€" * tiages often turn out! Passion-‘ * ately in love, a girl dashes to * he altar before she knows + + omeaninc of marriage reâ€" * oaa lt dn This bride was * tan immature to face the war‘s * socliness; she snatched at an ~14 friond, who was as weak. * Now â€" they â€" find â€" themselves wined by bonds that chafe : ANNE HIRST | 1_ LUourX Familu CrumaseklisrA. â€"Hour Family Counselet picture. @ctween the time of the iniâ€" ! firing and the stockholders‘ ting at which Sir Bernard aded in vain for his reâ€" tatement, Lady Docker stuck a to home. She made do cked Dockers Gird © Battle on Yacht . the $21,000 Bentley (in two s of blue) which was a gift Sir Bernard on her 50th cay in June. 1 she even waxed contrite, beel WwW.‘l, theirs is not the only on â€" rushed _ into â€" without o ight. What do stronger yle do in such circumâ€" aces? Don‘t they accept lot and make the best t* Don‘t they put behind the‘r lost dreams and r.e cheir conscientious efâ€" forts io make a good family life ts Ihe child they profess ven up one I still love : â€" and he has another ow. I am fond of my presâ€" hitsband, but it is nothing ~cl to the yearning I feel nv first. He deserves the ness he didn‘t find with x ad a to war. I got all mixed up. I Lad had no fun in life, i : met a boy I‘d known high school. He had marâ€" ton, but we wanted each in much that we finally got ces and married. less than a year we both ‘ how wrong we had been. wants his first wife back, i.c has remarried. I realized it miserably here today ing how many foolish i are thinking of leaving brsbands for some other 1 made that mistake, and am paying for it!" writes oman. "I let a good man l l am tied to another who has let me down. ... as young to marry in the ice, but my husband was lo 7 beWarning CKACHE 1 Ne to often caused by lazy kidney \\hen tidneys get out of erder, â€" ds and wastes remam in the Then beckache. disturbed rest hredâ€"out and hearyâ€"headed teeling onâ€"teftzm. That‘s the time to take wife is eager to save 6 aho th At. PSET fit ve his personal ind _ eaâ€"operate, 1 enjoy a comâ€" fo tncether that bost in each, and 1 the satisfaction me‘s duty for the If y Contssunt her husbandl Your â€" hus UPSET begging the stockholders‘ forâ€" giveness. "My whole idea has been to help the company," she said. "If I have tripped up in any way and let anybody down, I‘m sorry, I did not mean it." The apology worked no better than Lady Docker‘s campaign of 10,500 autographed photoâ€" graphs of herself in a black net gown, which she sent to B.S.A. stockholders with the plea: "Please put my husband back as chairman." For what incensed the stockâ€" holders was the revelation of the many dodges by which the Dockers â€" and other business executives â€"‘ seek to evade Briâ€" tain‘s tough tax laws. Take the $24,000 worth of glad rags, including a sapphire mink stole, which Lady Docker wore at the recent opening of the Daimler showroom in Paris, for example. The bill for these was presented to the B.S.A. group as "expenses." And the goldâ€"plated Daimler with which Lady Docker used to sear the eyeballs of Londonâ€" ers â€" this was an "expense" item, too. The same goes for the zebraâ€"skin upholstered Daimler and the silverâ€"starred Daimler, both designed by Lady Docker. Most guests drove their cars to Grace Kelly‘s wedding in Monte Carlo, but not the Dockâ€" ers. They chartered two planes at a cost of $6,000 to have their Daimlers flown to Monaco. The cost was also written off as "exâ€" penses." When the bill for all these items was presented to the Birâ€" mingham Small Armsgroup reâ€" cently, the directors refused to pay it. Sir Bernard‘s argument was that his wife‘s furs, clothes and "TM LOSING MY FRIENDS!" "Dear Znne Hirst: At the rate my parents are going, I won‘t have any friends left. They are so strict that whenever a girl friend asks me to go anywhere, I have to make up some excuse or tell them the truth â€" that my mother won‘t let me. By now they understand and they have stopped asking me. I am 15. "I‘m not allowed even to go to a girl friend‘s house. All they say is, wherever you go, you go with us. "How can I ever have a boy friend when I can‘t even hold on to the girls I like? It isn‘t that my parents don‘t trust me, for they know I wouldn‘t do anyA‘ thing I‘d be ashamed of. About six months ago I was interested in a nice boy and they knew it; but when he came to my house they completely ignored him, and said he wasn‘t good enough for me. I‘ve made them think I‘ve iforgotten him, but I still love him and always will. "I really don‘t understand my; father and mother, much as Ii try. I thought it was a giveâ€"andâ€" take affair, but T‘am giving and not receiving anything in return. DISGUSTED" * T do sympathize with you in * your plight, and understand * how embarrassing your situâ€" * ation it. But I am afraid that }‘ you must abide by your parâ€" * ents‘ ruling and, if you can do * that more gracefully, I am sure * they will relax the order " earlier. band is making a poor showâ€" ing in this crisis. Why can‘t he make up his mind to play the man? To regain his lost happiness, he would end his marriage to you and (if he could) break up his former wife‘s home, How completely selfish! I hope you can make him see that now he has the chance to be a "good sport" in the highest sense and devote himâ€" self wholeheartedly, with you, to the task that lies before him. Else what lies ahead for you both but admission of failure and a guilty conscience? When children are Involved, \parents must think long and hard before considering divorce. , Their responsibilities lie clearly | before them. In any crisis, Anne \ Mirst‘s wisdom and experience ‘are yours for the asking. Write \ her at Box 1, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Ont. At Bergdorf Goodman‘s a staff member was amazed to sce a customer trying on & blouse with a blindfold on. "But of course," a clerk exâ€" :uity and the kindliness of the|tard standing in a pan of water. plained matterâ€"ofâ€"factly. "She‘s | stage management. Instanrrs’ Search is now being made for getting it for her husband to | have been known of the mm-itwn girls who escaped from an give to her for her birthday. lpln_v having to consume, parny Aurora cemetery. It‘s going to be a surprise." for reasons of econbmy and part-' As I look over the audience No matter how mature she feels, a girl your age is still! more or less a child. Try to} show your sense of rccpcnsi-l bility by understanding that your parents are protecting you ‘ as best they can, and though their ideas may scom nld-{ fashioned, accept them. as a) temporary gesture to which| you can â€" subscribe withouil showing resentment. | SIR BERNARD AND LADY DOCKER: The stockholders wouldn‘t pick up marbles, but Norah has just begun to fight. flashy motorccars are all deâ€"|ski, if rolled into one, would be ductible from company profits, | to Americans. and hence nontaxable, as they | Headline writers thrive on were all used to boost the sales | her, gossip columnists find her of Daimler motorcars, | manna in a parched desert. Said â€" Lady â€" Docker: "You can‘t sell Daimlers by riding around on a motorâ€"scooter." Some Britons are of the opinâ€" ion that the Dockers should be subsidized by the government for the note of verve and lavish living which they have introâ€" duced into otherwise drab Briâ€" tish life. How They ‘Eat‘ On The Stage Lady Docker, who started life as a $7.50 a week salesgirl, is to the British public what Rita Hayworth, _ Bobo Rockeieller and Gloria Vanderbilt Stokowâ€" Miss Dorothy Tutin not long: ago described her plight, one evening in I am a Camera, when! the play required her to make‘ and drink a ‘prairie oyster‘ in | full view of the audience and| cach egg as she broke it proved, to be bad. There was no‘opporl tunity to leave the stage to proâ€"| cure something better, so the; only thing for a conscientious actress to do was to pull herself) together and drink the horrid| concoction. Miss Tutin‘s experiâ€"] ence, though perhaps an extreme, case, is not essentially different, from the kind of thing with‘(' which actors up and down the, land have to put up nightly. | Stage food, alas for illusion,‘ is no more like real food than the people in plays are, as a rulo,' like people in real fife. It is therefore a callous, if not actual-‘ ly malevolent, dramatist whq calls upon his actors to eat on the stage. For one thing this im-i poses certain strain on their, technique. The novice, we sus pect, will have considerable difâ€" ficulty in uttering such a cry as ‘Poison‘!‘ in the proper tone of| mingled surprise, dismay and in-‘ dignation when his mouth is full; and although the old band will not fall into so obvious a trap if he is to avoid it he will need to work out beforehand proetty precisely at what points to take a bite. He is also likely to have strong views on what food goes ;down most easily, and this will }scldom be found to coincide with | what the character he plays is supposed to be eating. A square meal on the stage has a way of turning out to be apple. Slices of apple, cut as late | _ So far. it may ke objected,| there is little of that vocational; lhardship to which Miss Tutin‘s, ordeal so starkly drew attention., lSo far, it is true, it has bepn, | merely a matter of the awkwardâ€" \ness of having to cat on the stage| \at all. The tosting time begins \ when we come to kippers. The: , standard substitute for kippers fis dates, which are flattened out |and cut to shape. Fancy the senâ€" satory imbroglia in which the actor finds himself, when his | palate startles him with news of || something sweet whereas his imâ€" | agination â€" if he is ‘living‘ the \part, as the innocent phrase has | it â€" is all keyed up for someâ€" :\ thing very different. proj / ‘Those whe frown on selfâ€"inâ€" dulgence may be glad to know that stage caviar can be veryâ€" very nasty. In the West End, and | when supplied free by the merâ€" chant, it may be genuine, but \farther afieid what is substituted ’for it will depend on the ingenâ€" |uity and the kindliness of the | stage _ management. _ Instances \‘have been known of the comâ€" We‘ve only just begun to fight," said Lady Docker as they soared off to Naples. She knows how to fight, too. She was once bounced from the casino at Monte Caro for blacking the leye of a eroupier. [ly because the stage manageâ€" i ment had been more than usualâ€" ; ;ly inventive, cold boiled sugo\ tinted â€" with gravy â€" browning.| Gravy browning is a great help |in theatres where thrift.must be-. tcome secondâ€"nature to those be-‘ ‘hind the scenes. Burnt sugar. as |everyone knows is the classical ‘foundation of those strong spirits| iww’hich the personages of the play. | can afford to drink so much more | ‘freely than their counterparts inil ;‘ life. Burnt sugar and water does! ifor rum, for whisky, for brandy‘ \! â€" for anything, in short, that is| “ brown, except beer, which is \,{:enorally actual beer, But there: | are theatres where one must save. |even on the burnt sugar, andi ‘there gravy browning takes its | place. | â€" But nobody expects the sackâ€" ing of Sir Bernard to end the saga of the Dockers. Even British _ Communists have cause to be grateful to Norah Docker. Everytime she boasts she spends $60,000 a year on clothes they sign up new reâ€" cruits. For the preparation of redâ€" dishâ€"coloured drinks cochincal is looked at askance, and some kind of red cordial is the usual subâ€" stitute. Champagne is, when presented to the theatre by the importers, â€" champagne, though not necessarily the best quality. Otherwise itâ€"has a way of being cider or some other fruit drink, and many are the devices in use offâ€"stage to make a convincing report when the cork is drawn from the same bottle for the third or fourth time. Tea, for which foreign hotels have a hunâ€" dred cunning substitutes, on the English stage is considered iniâ€" mitable, and tea is what the acâ€" tors drink when you think you sce them drinking tea. ! Go to McDonald‘s for your ‘mext pair of shoes. There you |ean be fitted by expert men in all widths and sizes. Radio Guide ran for years a program known as "Radio Bonâ€" ers." Here are some of the gems The doctor remained under the farmhouse roof all night to pull the baties through. In answer to a request we will hear "What 1 Boautiful Place Heaven Must Be" for a party of four. Here is a young lady with her hands full of packages and red hair. + Just add milk and water to Pillsbury pancake â€" ilour and you‘ll be ready to bake. That is why you bake a cusâ€" tard standing in a pan of water Radio Boners How Car Drivers â€" Pass The Buck _ Here in Canata we think we have the worst, most ignorant and rudest moter car drivers in the world. However, over in Britain, they seem to have a few nitwits too. From the eminâ€" ent Manchester Guarden, we reâ€" print the following excerpts from actual insurance claims made over there. I consider that neither veâ€" hicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the Dther one. I knocked over a man. He adâ€" mitted it was his fault as he had been run over before. One wheel went into the ditch, my feet jumped from brake _ to â€" accelerator pedal, leapt across to the other side, and jammed into the trunk of a tree. I remember nothing after passing the Crown Hotel until I came to and saw P.C. Brown _ The accident was due to the other man narrowly â€" missing \ The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him. . Dog on the road applied «brakes causing a skid, | I to‘d the other idiot what he | was and went on. ! I can give no details of the |accident as 1. was somewhat concussed at the time. \ Wilful damage was done to | the upholstery by rats. I collided with a stationary tramâ€"car coming the other way. The car occupants were stalkâ€" ing deer on the hillside. I left my Austin Seven outâ€" side, and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve. To avoid & collision I ran inâ€" to the other car. The water in my radiator acâ€" cidentally froze at twelve midâ€" night. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an inâ€" visible lorry. 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A lorry: backed through my windscreen into my wife‘s face I bum‘ped a lampâ€"post which was obscured by pedestmans. I ran into a shop window and sustained injuricg to my wife, I misjudged a lady crossing the street. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepâ€" ped back and one stepped forâ€" ward I had to have an accident. 1 hc;tix'-d"a horn blow and was struck in the back â€" a lady was evidently trying to pass me. Cc;mmlg homLI drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven‘t got. is VV’Afllémpâ€"post bumped the car damaging it in two places. = 1 lcftu r'r;y car unattended for a minute and whether by acciâ€" dent or design it ran away. W’-l‘.i;envc‘z:r in front st&pp(‘d sud-P: denly and I crashed genily into: his luggage grid. f The other car collided. with mine without giving any warnâ€" ing of its intention. Summer Memo For Lawn Lovers Fow things can give us moefe |MUUCIN un Copod DONO DA lasting satisfaction thar an‘ at. mote stronger, decper roots. tractive, â€" wellâ€"planned â€" garden.| Trees and shrubs require lots About this time of year we‘re of water, too, and a hollow water beginning to ease up on the spaâ€" ; lance or root irrigator attached ding, â€" fertilizing, weeding and [ to the end o7 the hose is a handy spraying that kept us busy all ;too] for getting water down to spring, and enjoy the results of their roots, Push it way down our labor. |into the ground near the base of But what about the lawn? 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Experts say you should water the lawn first thing in the morning. Then the water can evaporate or soak in before the heat of the day. But ';'xf you‘re like most people, you have other things to do at that Etim--, so the next best thing is ito set the sprinkler out before breakfest and give at least one areg a good soaking each morâ€" ‘ninz:_ Leave the water turned on long enough to penetrate six ‘inches into the ground:; That‘s |how decply roots should be anâ€" ‘chored for a healthy lawn. Mary people think that grass in shaded areas requires less waâ€" | toer. Wrong againil Shaded areas don‘t get enough sun and grass in these spots usually has poorer | roots. If anything, shaded areas | should get more water to proâ€"| mote stronger, deceper roots. 1 Liverpool Havee, Southampton Greenack . Liverpool Hav«, Southampton Greenack, Liverpool Uverpool Movre, Southampton Lverpoo! Greenock, Liverpoo! Havce. Southampton Greenack, Liverpool Havre, Southampton Liverpoo! 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By using a teaspoonful of ammonia mixed with a half cupy ;‘ of cold tea. _ , | The maid reluctantly agreed. She served the fish, complete with tail and head. And she carâ€" |ried a lemon in her mouth, Q. How can I eliminate the ans moyance of squeaking shoes? _ y o e nssm enc es A. Take a darning needle and _ insert it several places betweem . . the layers of leather in the mleq% of the shoes. Then, with a small! . oil can, drop a little oil int@ .. these holes. â€" j Before a dinner at his home for fellow gourmets, John M. Weyer gave his maid specific inâ€" structrons in serving the dishes. A. Add a small piece of dried orange peel, that is kept in & glass jar, to the teapot befor@ pouring in the boiling water, â€" "I want the fish served whole, with tail and head," he said, "and serve it with lewmon in mouth." vor of tea? rest. 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