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All collections usually picked up on Thursday will be picked up on Friday, January 2nd, 1959. Christmas Trees will be picked up during the week of Januâ€" ary 12th â€" 16th, 1959. There will be no collection of garbage on NEW YEAR‘S DAY January 1st, 1959. STODDART CLEANERS and DYERS LTD. Souni(eiig Township of Etobicoke GARBAGE COLLECTION WESTON the habit in nothing up smoking just like «w A‘s Santa said to the reindeer, "It‘s a real privilege to serve so many wonderful people." We are proud and thankful for the privilege of serving you, and we wish you a very happy holiday. Guit. again, come WOODBRIDGE MOTORS Dec. 24, 1958â€"Page 2 The Management and Staff of LTD. A VACATION m‘ % weeks =â€" w are 2 short after which you‘re 2 tired M. F. COX, Road Commissioner. WwOODBRIDGE â€"and 3 broke â€"not 2! There‘s been far too much wild guessing about when men Iwill reach the moon, & univerâ€" sity professor telling us that ‘they'll be lucky to get there ‘;by the year 2000, a rocket exâ€" pert saying that the E.T.A. is }‘ next Friday about noon. A perâ€" son can‘t make any plans. And The World Laughs ( We in newspaper work need | gccurate information about i‘ things like the date of the first ‘trip to the moon, because it is | the practice of air lines, and | presumably space lines, to inâ€" | vite newsmen along on inauâ€" gural flights. A distinguished physicist has announced that the first men will land an the moon 10 years from now. I hope that this ends speculation on the matter. So far 1 have managed to decline these invitations. The managing editor has permitted me to do so, though his cluckâ€" ing loudly and flapping his arms bent at the elbow has made me suspect that he thought I was chicken. I, myself, have been invited to go along on several inaugural ilights, when an airline was proving the feasibility of flying over the Pole, or testing the airâ€" worthiness of a new aircraft that subsequently blew up. Refusing a free trip to the moon will be even more diffiâ€" cult, because there is a good chance the managing editor will have trouble finding somebody else in the office to go in my place. We have the normal complement of reporters who don‘t care whether they live or die, but they may boggle at havâ€" TRAVEL SERVICE us to wish one and all a memorable emd morry Christmas. WESTON vrence Ave. W. (at Main) The Spirit of Christmas is GIVING ing to suck their liquids out of a toothpaste tube. Already I‘m having a nightâ€" mare, Average of three nights a week, in which the names of all newspapermen have been put into a barrel, and a comely young woman with the chilling name of Miss Moon puts her hand into the barrel and pulls out my stub. â€" It is, therefore, rather imâ€" portant to me to know, with some degree of exactitude, when the moon rocket is apt to be ready, so that I have ample time to develop the symptoms of a severe allergy to Camemâ€" bert, or whatever the moon is made of I realize that this program represents a certain lack of pioneer spirit on my part. The first men to travel into space will not, after all, be much more adventuresome than the first explorers to sail across the Atâ€" lantic. (And there‘s another bunch of lunatics, if you ask me. That Atlantic is murder.) Nobody, I figure, could have missed out on so many turkey drawings as I have, unless his jackpot of luck was building up to something like a winning free passage in the seat next to the tank or rocket fuel. h i ey " A 1 Mn aexAtortt: core ‘~SERVIGESE ‘ TNSURANCE ) B MmAiN ST.S. :; But for me most of the exâ€" Mt. Dennis 1177 Weston Rd. ADAMS Men‘s & Boys‘ Wear * AYH PAOrt TIP TOP TAILORS $TORE â€" 24 Main North CH. 1â€"1231 CH. 1â€"3411 W. P. GRAHAM & SONS éQ’\ 2000 x _ Kere‘s to you, our good friends and patrons... our sincere appreciation for the privilege of serving ou and best wishes for a happy holiday season. DEALER RO. 2â€"5892 citement drains out of pioneerâ€" ing that requires getting up at dawn. Covered wagon, sailing ship, airplane â€" they‘ve all started out at dawn. Scientists calculate that it will take 15 months for a rocket to reach Mars, but you know what time passengers will be asked to reâ€" ‘port? â€" 6.05 a.m. For these reasons I hope that the latest estimate of 10 years | before that blessed raffle is very | close to the mark. Meantime, if | anybody is planning the inau gural flight of a threeâ€"stage [‘ rocket whose first stage will | reach San Francisco, whose| second stage will drop off; (gently) at Hawaii, and whose third stage will be freed someâ€" where in the Friendly Islands of the South Pacific, by a‘ means let me have your travei folder, including departure time, and I may approach the managâ€" ing editor. â€"Courteously Servingâ€" WESTON WESTMOUNT WESTWAY wOODBRIDGE THISTLETOWN REXDALE HUMBER SUMMIT DOWNSVIEW €EH. 1â€"9131 Christmas and a Prosperous and HAPPY NEW YEAR For Better Results Call BAKER‘S FLEETLINE 24â€"Hour Radio Dispatched Merry TAXIT Greenhouses 919 Scarlet Rd. CH. 1â€"9103 One and All ~A Very or men were the most trustâ€" worthy in business, "1 don‘t beâ€" lieve that any Woman can keep -w“m One fhan scorn» At a dinner party the guests were discussing whether women "I â€" would not u& that," reâ€" torted : the . forbidding looking lady sitting opposite him;. "I‘ve kept my age a secret ever since CAMERA CENTRE H. J. CADWALLADER, Mgr. PHOTOORAPHIC SUPPLIES and DEVELOPING Cor. Main and John $t. INEH‘S WOODBRIDGE CH. 4â€"5991 HENDERSON‘S DRUGS WOODBRIDGE BRANCH M BANK Stuck... MHERE‘S A TIP FOR BUSY SANTAS... If your giftâ€"list doesn‘t scem to be getting any shorter, make a quick trip to your local B of M branch. See if you don‘t agree that it‘s the ideal gift shop for those "hardâ€"toâ€"buyâ€" for" people on your list. For the cradle and classroom sets . . ; there are special passbooks designed to make a hit with the young fry. With a nice balance inside. they make a perfect extra | _ gift that will grow with them through the years. And ‘ _ just watch their eyes when they see the gay Christmas passbook cover. ...and adkilts, too. You can take the worry out of shopping for the hardâ€"toâ€"please by giving festivelyâ€"decorated } B of M Christmas cheques in their Christmassy folders and envelopes. Practical B of M money orders in hollyâ€" decked envelopes save you needless guesswork when buying for outâ€"ofâ€"towners. and if you are an emplover . . . brighten up your staff‘s bonuses by using colourful B of M Christmas cheques. ‘ Why not drop into your neighbourhood B of M f branch today? One short visit will soon restore that cheery chuckle to your Christmas giving. Jhis is the time of year when we take account of our assets. Among them all, we find none nearly so valuable as the confidence and * good will of our patrons. To them go our hearty thanks and warmest holiday wishes. BanxK or MontrEAL Ganadas Forst Cank L was %4." "I seriously doubt it "Nevertheless, . I‘ll vuu}hnt‘g_voun has kept a m"'i-';Tu"Sniiia‘.al-:lie"miT she can keep it plied the skeptle, "ao oo Fewmin®t o 0)93 14 WwOOpBRIDGE The season‘s best from all of us to all of you. May your cures be small and your |loys immense in â€" the coming year, BOOTH Tâ€"V and RADIO with lastâ€"minute Christmas shopping problems? PINE ST. PHONE AT. 8â€"0202 R. R. FULLLc® AT. 8â€"1109 uty