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unlit The, are well crun- . is“, have In many um con- _ Mud work only to provide the n-ities, and they get I} up in the early hours, wash, 3 - Ind feed their children ‘, m taking them to be ',- a“ Atr-thenatter, / hm day's work they return 5; I0 te. the children up. pre- r,"' In. their suppers. hear the” V as Ind tuck them mm ' a This taken organizalmn "i, lard work. And In may cages they r . " only " pa donor: i, Will. Mod for special then for M chlldnn, and to help 3?: . I not ant their heath. f ' = bm retarded children. a Mttt or handicapped and ,'" h - Mr will educa- 3. 'tt a well a. taxi fun I. F" II {he all:- my pain tht roof ("it w: have retarded mod or handle-4 “In!” for-pee h, I well at In M an dulln- In and for -' lull day": t to 'e. the c pl. their ml was and N. This tal 19ther than advisement tttq young hard working mn- than (for whom nurst-‘nes for Mr children's care wu be- in. considered m Etoblcoke). mid be given piaudita and t 'it, ' Dear Sir: - Rather t h a uudiu will be wise to make age they In standing on the rMrtter door mat More they touch her. Or will wear snak- 'i'f'li"'i-'i'_,"1'1e'P"_hiiiiii)iiiiiiv-' M! ' _ R0f7 :A aunt's a thrill. hut hav- 'ut.N-ligtttup with the kill 3 not the son of ldver- tiling I lad seeks in a secluded stint Or, " Conluciua might hive said, bird who builds Idn nut an high-voltage wire In hard-boiled egg. Int u chemist Hewlett has ttu,tet,; must be qni af -- d admiration for chem- a?“ puma would seem - I bun-t nf physics, but hm by! Wu! ignored 1. agtifieini partitions of sci- cme. H. has found what every munch- yum for: a man pliant Inn. of reference. Mom II doubt about the We“! mod in their lady’s . _..-.- "um-o cu nun e 'lil',, chemist J. a: conference . tr for 'it F “Meats. ' u chin! staff we We“ And I ' ed charges walking " 'TttH. Pmttte. [annually Mm Chemist War-- the: alert to new discoveries it acience, I dove from this mummi- headlim into the 'trr below it: ‘ PGirts wearing nylon pan- tiq cu cum explosions or , chemist J. L. Hewlett (iibctiiie,seyi at the Royal for the I'rtymttion of Wu. "lest" on female ewe-l staff wearing nylan eu- and leather shoes ed charges of can volts -- l The statement that St, Joseph's Hospual ttan I “will We mum", u untrue, ;..l. 81“.. he: layman "mm from our - It.“ because of unfavorable workmg 'm Mm"! employment bu been Elly! hm beau“ ot preterpd workutg tr, t. Thu" of duty an cleuly outlmed in m. the: mom "muted to every prospec- qt. manhu- d the nut We" the Joins me ' in Ilka. Salu-les. nations. duty _ Damion plan and sick benefits can- with Ind In some Instances exceed, -- (but of other comparable institutions. - 'mthing -gs yards'." 7 V Sytftst Mon to this re- mm, A M iould n- un for mutated in Th. Livonia! has been invited by the Public "hrtim" Department! of M. Joseph’s lqpltcl to not. I than-59l- uudy of the manor; referred to in "no above letter and {m 2t.r I spacial writer to make 0 upon to our rqucn. Watch this nwinnr for watch Mun on St. Jmpli's Hospital which will be published soon. ”In” the advice tb than to buy In in atrtiatadiak - and .m- f- m um name I h. banned even lee - - who would m In small III-Illa mu to ruin - “all”! -eeee', in ulna. I. The statement that St. Jouph's Hospital - this um. and In. its present ' {to sum-cm that St. Mph‘s Hosiutal w tagtttt': who he! Pg, Mm hon uni-unnamed in dv . ' In In printing t q tom: below whisk m d the mm and. In our editorial of in! wool: on OM! and which was head“: Nod MM” hr Mums.“ who bt - mum “rich and In hoopla. with)“ path it mp: to tWe, equal prominence to ”noun, [My mil-vie! out than ia “u an». d w u " Joseph's Hospital " 1drqtrN.tetdrteug+ivottual In . tte 3°1wa unusual! in reply mid. and minor-mutton I In» editorial "MM at. Joseph‘s m am in “Th. Advertiser" tel . . . AND, THE Wtyli0 LAUGHS --Tttumehr,Mtrrtt963-R-d So my tribute": to the many well organized hard working mothers and people m our community - people working to m "In and maintain re. min homu -. and edu. at. children. They deserve “or reprrsenttttion from their Councillon ""H and mmdentally ""- she I: paid (sane $3.000 and ex- pand) in many instances by the nmpeoplc she IS emu» citing t ough their payment of their tax"! A ITORIAL During the election cam- pawn the Councillor. Mrs Beam, who advised these young women to get we boxes - said she had got clowr lo the people m her two years off Council - the statemenls made recently about these young women who need nur- sery are and even the men working on the winter works program Indiéales otherwise dehver Ice for the ice boxes to keep the momers home lo save money --- agam for health reason: alone everyone In advised by the authorities to keep food under refrrgera- non! Finally, the Hewlett Report on Panties, AC and D.C., re- calls the definitive comment made some years ago by Gyp- " Rose Lee. "A girl," said Miss Lee. f'should never re- move her panties m public." Which produces the greater shock - on or of! -- now ap- pear: to be m doubt. But where Mr. Hewlett has shown the way, other researchers will eagérly crowd in to undertake be 30 x 600, or 18,000 volts beaming in on the delicate electronic controls of the mis. sile. Whoosh! Counter-whoosb! Civilization is wiped out by I line ot bloomers. We all know that nuclear war will probably be started by some freak accident result, ing m the firing at the first missile. Suppose I platoon of women's army marched right put an Honest John wearing nylon kmckers (the women. not the missile). That would Mr. Howiett's warning will almost certainly bring a rush of applicants for the job of checking the underwear of fe- male employees entering war plants and military areas. Equally certainly they will find that automation has beat, en them to it. An electric eye will do the job, buging slight- ly when pans the stunner in Accounts. pointed out, these mmor elee, trocuhons due to nyoln pan- ties are by no means as scri- otu as the explosion or fire that may be caused m a tac- tory_or defence installation. " lnlC NICOL Dorothy Hobbs tMrs S J Hohher, I” Kipling Ave, N, human. Your, truly I. At St. Joseph's Hospital are to be found nurse: ot the highest etdibre who, in “Milton to their nut-an; skill have I win-it " - and cooperation unmatched in any craniu- uons. To generalize in this matter is to slander those hard working and truly dedicucd "an. women who do not tmd It nocosury to carry their nuances beyond wrinm’l!’ 10. The 'ustimation that St. Joseph's nun" are not treated with “the dignity "In nun: and woman mould receive", is untrue and on- tsrely unloundad! I. The Administrators. at St. J 'g u..- pita] are manually "(on at 'dag,' [Mk cram: the cumin; sun, can! " would tr spectfulw 5|!th that the pun make then- "Ives own" by legitimate investigation before publication of such statements. "Ml Utore she coll“ tit, “In "I aim is mod to work at St. Jmph'l uupim. m “gunk duty here, ttatt. The, Inernoon M Ii“! “W W C. that ig ten days 3:30 PB. - 11:. M" but"! by but MI I". than to. duo WI pm - moo am. [diam b m In” " cum-(hymn lvmuwggupptbbm Signed The Sun" of St. Joan}: and tit. Joseph's Hospital, _ The province has sent a spacial cammertdatittet to Metro mmmom on the high quality medical sou-vices and special food diets provided residents of Mono homes for the aged Metro councillors how new trot their $1,200 salary Increase bringing their have Metro pay to $3,000 yearly. " I: retroactive to Jon. I. Metro has approved a $224,000 capital expenditure by Etobicoke for a bridge on Martin Grove Rd, over the west brunch of the Humber River, . bridge on Elmer!" Rd, and storm sewers for sections of Kipiing Ave. Also approved has been two science laboratories or Vincent Massey secondary school in Etobiccke. these further studies in the newest held ot electrody,uam- m. "up '"ptetr can In" been and to a in min“ dooling 1% load “with!” a“ of "I. Blow-Duluth nah-y "hub. in. Royal York " , ' _ ii. T -iaiilii iciiii.' 'tGiiiiii4' ' a'" 'i"i'"'/i,".2 “if? dopgtyfkd tre, bor, and to I an Mun our ' 'Mefro councillors eloim the only citizens who really omen to spandina money for education are than who are P??' the age of 50 , Liquor win supplued for the "cepttoo following tho noemng of a Metro home for the need. It was not 'uP- pl»ed by tax Aoys however, Iszrom private y'urcer " was felt the real problem was the need for re- distribution of Metro representation, a better repre£enta~ non by population balance This will be studied by the provincial commission looking into Metro As long as Metro lacks a building department the termite problem must remain with the local municipalities, claims Metro Chairman William Allen to improve transit and“, Wat In.” has low», for a in: months. Metro Police Commission has warned pool hall operators to keep under age persons out of their premises Chuldren under the age of 18 are not permitted to onter pool halls Metro executive hers minded the idea of having a permanent chairman for council muting: vhn may on in committee of the whole. The mania is 0". against alloying one municipalifin to ion substitute upto- ccnhtivn no Metro council when "'0"! -ber, In chum. the property owner and charged the city with trying to destroy the Metro form of government. For the first fume in history Metro government has ordered two tax levies on property owners. This IS the result of the subsidy New Toronto Mayor thm Rum" so“ be received only two complaints about the recent "reit to" increase, both from Etobicoke residents. The nub-tidy dtres nothing Among those attending the special meeting were several Lakeshore representatives in addition to the regular Metro representatives. They included former Mimico Mayor W, A. Edwards, New Toronto municipal clerk J H, Miller, former hhimico councillor James Ferric habitat. Run John Maeitath this“ that city "pr-tstir" "nu-Nd Metro irtht making rho subsidy and that it will be an act that will be much t"rettrd in the future. Mimieet Mayor Hugh Griggu said effort: you being made to loud the entire can of public from“ on This is our " - of Oh: to"! Hot" “In to be "id " tho TTC to hop tho old 6tre “to; and "no sateottd lemon contribution from tho suburbs towards tho subsidy ordorod at a lpoclol Metro council meeting last week. In hard cosh dollars two zone fare property owners m the Lakeshore and Etobicoke this year will have to pay out an extra $354,333 to retain the old trans" fare structure. Report From Ottawa " Intends Io Cal! Tariff Tune But-Will Mitch Sing Along? Clnadn’s ttew Trade Minis- ter, Mitchell Shun, ha s grown in the tariff mum; at- Gathering Nuts in Mr. Sharp is also a Wes- terner, exposed to the doc- ‘trinal free trade of the Prairies. Yet the new Trade Minister appears perhaps a little sceptical of the rules being proposed by the United States for the new round of tariff cutting. It is truo that was: I Con- urvau’v. Government has bun laying Imphu‘u on cttrTt- petitive upon of manuhc- lured good: rather than pro- motion of the home market. but "IV ucross-the-board so per cent tariff out, if thin I! what the Americans menu by reciprocity. would be impou- sible to ucqwt Nor in Chad. may to I!" cum in prmcipk the idea that unit-nu of III - pur- cenlqe Cari" cut in (In reci- procity A country hit! the United sum when undue- For I new Liberal Govern, ment cmnmmed in principle to the Kennedy trade liberali- zation program this present: a dilemma. While Canada like: to describe itself as a moderate tariff country, Fe- condnry industry hag been nurtured by tum: since Sir John Macdonald" National Policy ot 1878. Today need for- exp-mien of secondary indul- try both in arm: of increased production and new produc- tion is pressing. But Mr, Herter " emphasiz- mg that any list of exceptmm U? an across-the-board " per cent cut should b. kept to I minimum. The Americans hove al- ready provided tor a "reserve list" under the legislation. It will Include any commodity subject at the time to nation- al security policy, as, for ex- ample, oil or any commodity found, by the US. Tariff Commission. to be entering the United States in such m- creasing quantities as to threaten domestic production These will not be subject to negotiation The United States is pro- ci posing that President Kenne- ce dy be put in the position of implementing the powers giv- gl en him under the new Trade Pl Expansion Act by cutting all tariffs over a five year period, te by 50 per cent, in return for ta vecoprocal concession from V members of the European di Common Market and other it GATT signatories Herter b: fully expects that the coun- m tries with which he will "T negotiating when the Kenne- dy round gets under way next u1 year, will be making excep- n lions. Kl The recent mm to Ottawa of Christian, Herter, President Kennedy's chief negotiator, has left problems and confu- sion in its wake. The Better proposals have been described a; "the package dear" an "across the board cut" and finally as the "linear approach to tariff cutting." mosphen ot the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. He was " and director of the econurmc policy divv sion of the Department ot Fi- nance when it came mm be. mg. He was actively engaged in the first round of bargain- in; at Geneva in 1947 and subsequent GATT conferences at Annecy and Torquay. When the Canadian delegr tion reaches Geneva this month for the ministerial meetings of GATT that win work out the ground rulu for the Kennedy mud, this may well be the ilion it will take. If some mum. indus- triea are to be judged expend- able, and tome Canadian ue. tories are to close down there must he emanating advan- tages to Canadians as a whole and it ia dimcmlt to so: how any other yardstick can be used than imreaaed employ- ment and a better standard of Iran; But how do you determine p reciprocll advantage to an nerou-tbg- board percenlue tariff cut? It can be worked out statistically if you are trading entry for Canadian apples m exchange for Amen- can oranges but the impact ot I linear cut on a country's economy ls almost Impossible to gauge During the "Herter talks" Canadians accepted nothing and rejected nothing. But since that lime there has been concentrated study of the Trade Expansion Act and what it means. " does not specify reciprocal tariff cuts but reciprocal advantage, This, at once, presents new problems but could hold the solution. If 40 countries can determine a formula by which each receives a fair share of the obvious advantages of tariff cutting the Herter pro- posal: might sueceodi For some countries, including Ca- nada, " might mean few it any eonceatriortr. At the same time Canada has no practical alternative to offer to the Herter proposals. It is conceded that the four rounds of tariff bargaining under GATT, Geneva, An- necy, Torquay and Geneva extending from 1947 to I956 have, in effect. taken the wa- ter out of tariffs. Anything that countries could give m exchange for advantages in other markets without injury has been given. Too often. in- cidentally. we have trade con- cessions in such a way as to give us benefits only in our primary industries. In any event, as Mr. Her. ter argues, a new round of tan” bargaining by commo- dyes could not result m any substantial reduction of tariff barriers. To do that, sacrifices E‘ust‘pe made -- and those sacrifices will only be made under a policy which recog- nizes the principle of the greatest good for the greatest number, tries can feed for the most part on the home market, and whose exports can be mar- ginal, gets more relative ad- vantage. In the commodity- by-commodity bargaining that has characterized tariff cut- ting rounds of the past. Ca- nada has often got the short end of the stick in such an exchange. Better he remain closeted in the cnvnronmem he chariahea than be turned loose among Nature's wonders to wreak havoc among the creatures (what about u: hu.. mans?) and flowers, without which we would be living In a sterile Buck Rogers world of concrete, rocket blast: and concentrated, dehydrated victim]: and prefabricated apaca houses. I asked him if he had a cottage and a motor boat. Sure. he said. and he uses all kinds of "bug killers up there too." It is obvious that this poor chap belongs in a pent- house apartment. hr removedrtrom the wonders of Nature, surrounded by brick walls and close to I bar. His air should never be fresh/but filtered through an air condi- tioner. He should also keep from inhaling fresh air if he should accidentally run into some. for it would upset his whole artificially conditioned body chemistry. Great, I told him, pointing out that it probably all runs into the nearby lake eventually. "By the time it gets dangerous I'll be dead," he said. "Anyway I can't get used to this Nature kick." [ _ I asked him if he'd noticed their chirp: getting any weaker. and pointed out that it takes quite a whilr to kill the birds and the tragedy is that it affects future genera- tions. "How are we supposed to kill the bugs in our gar- dens," he demanded, "skewer them with straight pins?" I explained that it wasn't sensible use of insecticides which is causing the damage. but indiscriminate flooding by people who turn their gardens into a battleground against insects. "Anyway," I asked. "what's a garden if not a place to get closer to nature-which includes insects?" No Nature lover he - the man said he kept a garden so his yard would look nice. "Who wants to hear this nonsense about the world of insects anyhow?" he asked. He said he wasn't interested in birds or animals either. "Never mind the soft map!" the replied. "Just get in what I said!" Yes indeed. BEER PARLOR COMMENT - "Old George is get- ting so touchy we can't even call him Strawberry Nose' any more!" THOUGHT FOR TODAY - The fear that we are harboring a fatal disease is very common. Many people delay going to the doctor, unable to face the moment when he mar -- or may not - confirm their fears. This delay is in itself a self-destructive act as we know a chronic state of fear can harm the body. - Dr. Arnold A. Hut- schnecker. POISON PEN? - Got a call from a bug hater con- cerning the space I devoted to the threat of pesticide poisoning. "I think you're going overboard about this bug poisoning." he said, "I use it all the time and the birds are still chirping on my lawns." i lady "There', no 'somewhat' about it!" she retorted. "That's what he said! And he said pleasantness and poli- teness were forced on " by society! Well, I just want to say I'm not artificially polite and pleasant. I'm polite and pleasant because I'm a lady! What's more I LIKE bemg I suggested to the kindly gentleman that he change the endings of the“ rhymes if he felt his kiddies were going to be emotionally smitten by them. How about this: "If the bough breaks, down Baby goes, But he's only a vampire, dressed in Baby clothes". - Everybody hate: vampires, Io nobody's unhappy about this ending. How about Jack: "Jill fell down, and tore her gown And Jack put his hands over his eyes . . . It doesn't rhyme, but it should make all the little boys happy. After all, why Ihould everything happen to Jack. And the fact that he put his hands over his eyes shows he's a gentleman. And who really cares what happens to the pail of water after Jill rips her gown anyhow'. __ Who had suggested she should permit such a classifi- cation? I inquired, in my most urbane manner. "The fellow who wrote that-letter you had yesterday - that's who!" she replied. "He said we're all two-legged animals bound on getting what we want, and fighting with other animals that get in our way! Remember?" her BUS BUZZ - "if she talks like that to him in com- pany - I hate to think of what he goes through when they're aloncl" Yes, I remembered a letter somewhat to that effect, I said. For the thaw tomnhulwn. "a mem- realm " mall two Mei.“ In the (we. not". I One morning last weG, I SAW a min ddiving north on 7th Mun. in New Tomato. manipulating the steering wheel with one hand while shaving with the other. Mrs. D. Cuiniu. Tomato M. HIGHER TYPE - "I refuse to be classified as a two-legged animal Y' announced a lady who phoned Sat- urday morning. , "A broken he'd". he added solemnly, "isn't exactly a beautiful thing to behold".. I allowed as how it wouldn't be nice to illustrate these little yarns as graphically as, lay, an Indian manic". but maybe all these hard luck Ninety rhyme prepare the kiddies for a more realistic apple-ch to life. Mr it 'tstu". ‘thn am has]: bunk; the cradle will fail, Down will son. baby, tough. cradle, lad all.' " He asked me if I could imagine what would kappa to the poor baby when it hit ttte dirt. I admitted I had been remiss in nogloctin' this bit of vcru and told the gent that it did indeed 'rent u gory picture. Another tale for tiny tots, which didn't have I happy ending is the 9:10 that" Jack and Jill, my caller pointed out. "Jack toll down wd btolu his Crown; And Jill can). tumbling after . . . . are these things to tell kiddies", he ."ttst. T “Jack's ‘crown' in this can wasn't a diamond studded tiara, but Jack's skull." the pm said. weak; but 1 “voted pm at ' column to GG th about the hush word. in mull“ ”fury 2',"Q'. t pm I didn't not out all the gore for a gentleman called to at me why I Ind omitted a couple of an - violent you). for kiddies. "How could you possibly omit "Rocha-bye baby on 9!! ',Pt tr?" In “kid itscreduhtuslr. "Don't you' remain. EVERY DAY It is always a pleasure to chat with a lady, I assured ("gun-[99: 1-91-13 itchy. and.) - i for P' I Phil', t wee , I SAW "