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Bars in the town, near a U.S. Air Force base, have refused Negroes admittance beâ€" cause the bar owners fear the whites, who far outnumber the colored servicemen, would boycott the offending clubs. A childish, maliciqus display by three members of the Alderwood Terriers junior lacrosse team should be the signal for the game‘s authorities to take drastic action. Irked because their coach told them they could not play against Brampton after they arrived late for the start of the game, the three retired to the dressing room of the Brampton Arena and promptly proâ€" ceeded to indulge in a spot of vandalism. Reports have it that windows were broken, shower heads torn off and benches were tossed about and damaged. To add insult to injury the rampaging trio subjectâ€" ed the secretary of the Sntario Lacrosse League to a barrage of verbal abuse which has been described as "filthy". While incidents that occur in the heat of a game can be sloughed off, particularly if the players on both sides are displaying beligerence .this calculated assault on pubâ€" lic property deserved much more attention. The OLA is taking weakâ€"kneed stand in allowing these players to be reinstated simply by having them pay the damages. The three should be banned from lacrosse for the remainder of the season. It is a sad day indeed when clubs in a Canadian community pander to the racial prejudices of American bigots, but that is just what is happening in Stephenville, Newfoundland. One of the bars, owned by a former American serviceman, who settled in the town, closed its doors Monday because Negroes tried to gain admittance. This club owner, a man by the name of Pat Mcâ€" Coy, seems to be the "Real McCoy" as far a§ being a bigot goes. > If three youths marched into a restaurâ€" ant washroom and wrecked it because they were refused service, the penalty would be If there is room for one more voice in this chorus of protest against nakedâ€"breastâ€" ed showgirls, I‘d like to add my rich contraito. I‘ll change the lyrics a little, though, if I may. My opposition to disâ€" plays of nudes en masse stems not from defence of morality but a devout regard for the elements of sex appeal. I have not seen the Nevada nudes, but it seems safe to assume that their effect on the beholder is not unlike that of the Paris nudes. This followed on the heels of a temper tantrum by an Alderwood player, who in a previous game with Brampton, goaded a heckling fan into a fistfight by prodding the spectator with his stick. Brampton Arena will bill the Terrier Club for the damage, with a dupkcate goâ€" ing to the Ontario Lacrosse Association and the three players will not be allowed to play until the bill is paid. Protestant clergymen have joined a Catholic bishop in denouncing the . bareâ€"bosom shows featured at top Las Vegas and Reno night spots. "They do not add to the morâ€" ality of the community and they help breed juvenile deâ€" linquency," said the president of the Washoe County Minisâ€" terial Association. I well recall the mental lip« smacking and handâ€"rubbing with which I took my seat at the Folies Bergere. "Hot zigâ€" gity," I sniggered to myself "No bras nor nothin‘" And though my seat was in the upper balcony my eyeballs protruded well into the loges. Why Mr. McCoy is â€"allowed to drag his deep south philosophy onto Canadian soil Then the curtain went up Crossword . . . AND THE WORLD LAUGHS _ players to be reinstated This year to date, this team has hardly ng them pay the damages. been a source of pride to Alderwood resiâ€" ild be banned from lacrosse dents. On the contrary, a few of the Terâ€" der of the season. riers are acting like the more illâ€"tempered iths marched into a restaurâ€" of their namesakes â€" snapping and yapâ€" and wrecked it because they ping instead of getting on with the job. of ervice, the penalty would be playing the game . EDITORIAL â€"â€" Thursdoy, May 30, 1963 â€"â€" Page 4 A Blaring Signal Such are the peculiar maâ€" thematics of sex appeal that 20 nudes are not 20 times as stimulating as one nude, but 1/20th. Also, though the phyâ€" sical fascination exerted by a wellâ€"constructed woman comâ€" prises 90 per cent exposition and 10 per cent supposition. the 10 per cent is greater than the 90 per cent Without the vestige of mysâ€" tery a man‘s interest in the perambulating nudes is apt to change from concupiscent: to clinical. He has trouble keepâ€" ing his eyes off the one whose tibâ€"cage is rather busy. He starts wishing that she‘d had a square meal in her Maidenâ€" form bra. and sure enough there were the girls walking around wearing little more thanâ€"a big hat and a tired smile. After the initial shock I went on telling myself: "This is great. This is the real thing. Oo, la, 12." It wasn‘t till halfw ay through the second act, when my gaze wandered from the nudes to a fullyâ€"clothed ushâ€" erette, that I recognized that the erotic blockbuster of a gross of pendulous pectorals had somehow fizzled. ls EWEILI | By ExIC NICOL Lacrosse in general, is turning into a Roman coliseum type of spectacle with plenty of bloodshed both on and â€"off the floor. In a genior contest between Brampâ€" ton and Port Credit last week, a stick swinging duel which started on the floor, continued under the stands. An executive of the Brampton team, supposedly acting as a peacemaker, intervened. He may be charged with assault as a result, since the Port Credit player involved feels the Brampton exec. exerted a bit too much pressure. far greater. They would be charged with malicious damage and be forced to stand before a magistrate in court. Why then, should these three, just because they are athletes, be allowed to thumb their noses at law and order? Surely this type of nonsense can be stopped. All the QOLA has to do is step down hard. In another game between Brampton and St. Catharines, players of both teams cleared the floor to engage in a donnyâ€" brook with the fans. Last year, residents in the area of the Alderwood Terriee home rink petitioned Etobicoke Council to have the Terrier games moved elsewhere. ‘The housholders said the games were noisy and ridden with foul language. The Terriers were indigâ€" nant. and practice what he preaches is a puzzle. Many people have been deported from Canâ€" ada for less. The other club owners, be they Canaâ€" dian or anything else, should be issued an ultimatum : "Open your doors to men of all races or close them permanently". Our famous redcoated Mounties are on the spot and doing a fine job as observers and drawing conclusions. However this sort of heroics hardly becomes our vaunted RCMP, who, as every American child knows, always get their man. The Mounties did a fair job of beating up strikers during the paper strike a few years ago. Let‘s see them grack a few skulls now fof integration. It is more warâ€" ranted. 1139 Instead of a titillated taster of forbidden fruit he begins to feel like a meat inspector. He sees not the eternal Eve but a lesson in comparative anaâ€" tomy. So, I can‘t go along with the churchmen in attacking the Vegas and Reno nudes as contributing to juvenile delinâ€" quency. Nudity has no real connection with morality. The Eskimo. all bundled up, is no more sexually exemplary than the Australian bushman who wears not a stitch. Both Mimico Mayor Griggs and Long Branch Reeve Leonard Ford serve on the same Metro committee. !t‘s the parks committee _ _ Conservation Authority this year in financing once a month helicopter surveys of the Humber and Don valleys to keep track of Hood control and erssion problems. Metro $chool Board officials say at least 500 portâ€" able clossrooms are still required in the Metro area to handle school students. There are now gbout 300,000 children enrolled in Metro public and secondary schools. It‘s a strange situation. In some sections of the Metro area municipalities have vacant classrooms, not enough students In others, the classrooms are overâ€" Crowded. It‘s all blamed on a shifting population. Some of the vacant classrooms are in the suburbs. Capital spendâ€" ing by the Lakeshore Board of Education this year is esâ€" timated at $105,000. Three Metro suburbs will have no capital spending for schools this year. The secondary school enroliment is now increasing faster than the pubâ€" lc ‘school enrollment. The postâ€"war babies are now teenâ€" agers. t o 4 â€" 8 The lighting facilities in Metro Council chamber are giving city and suburban members a big headache as well as eye strain. At its mntinp last week Metro execuâ€" tive committee tried out several desk lamps 8 Gray Coach Lines Ltd., a wealthy subsidiary of the TTC has a comfortable $1,700,000 in the bank while its parent organization is suffering some financial emâ€" barrassment. The TTC reports that its operating costs in the Metro suburbs exceeded its revenue from the some area in 1962. Metro‘s apartment project for elderly citizens at Thistletown will cost 8{01;,000. An estimated 418 suites will be provided, 314 bachelor and 104 oneâ€"bed: room suites. ¢ Metro is expected join with the Metro and Region Jean Lesage Canada‘s Leader Is This Farâ€"Fetched Dream? Report From Ottawa In the days since it came to office, and in the Speech from the Throne read at the opening of Parliament, there is a blueâ€" print which could produce structural and deeply signifiâ€" cant changes in Canadian life It is now becoming clear, however, that the Pearson Government may have meant what it said. These changes, if they come, and if the minority Governâ€" ment successfully initiates its program, will delight some No one was unduly startled when the new Government of Lester Pearson pledged itself in the Speech from the Throne to "seek out new paths." The phrase, when it was noâ€" ticed at all, was skipped over as one of those inevitable exâ€" ercises in bombast which are the delight of Governments, particularly when they are writing Throne Speeches. What a nude show does do is degrade the charm of beauâ€" tiful women. This is an aesthâ€" etic rather than a moral outâ€" rage. One Venus de Milo, obâ€" served by one man, is glorious, but a whole squad of Venuses parading about for a crowd is a travesty. Exclusivity and mystery â€" these are the two illusions essential to a man‘s enjoyment of the feminine form. â€" here At least, that‘s what it says 4# They involve, in the social field, a determined effort to give a new direction to relaâ€" tions between English speakâ€" ing and French speaking Canâ€" ada, between the Federal Govâ€" ernment and the provinces â€" The intentions of the Liberâ€" als in these two fields were explored during the election campaign. There may have been some listeners who wrote a lot of it off to electioneering, and others who failed to catch the full import of what was meant, That full import is now beâ€" ing felt in Ottawa through questioning in the House of Commons, and through preliâ€" minary explanations of the legislation which is being preâ€" sented. This will be achieved by the sale of stocks and bonds in the eorporation to the public at favourable interest rates, The proceeds will be invested in Canada. Aâ€" Municipal Development and Loan Board, with a bankâ€" roll of $400,000,000 of Governâ€" ment funds will make capital available to Municipalities for public works. Again an imagâ€" inative scheme involving a large degree of intervention by a federal agency into the type and amount of money to be provided in a selective mahâ€" ner to bodies which are the creatures of the Provinces Canadians and horrify others They involve, in the ecoâ€" nomic field, a greater degree of Government direction and intervention that has ever been known in Canada. nothing less than a reâ€"making of the historic Confederation which in 1967 will eelebrate its centenary. Economic legislation, for exâ€" ample, is based on the premise that unemployment is the most serious domestic problem. Noâ€" thing much new about that sentiment. Many a politician has said it. What is new is the Liberal economic gospel behind this statement. In other words the provision of jobs for Canaâ€" dians has become the most important objective in more than name only â€" more imâ€" portant than outworn free enâ€" terprising concepts. more imâ€" portant than supply and deâ€" mand in the market, more important than balanced budâ€" gets. Perhaps most important is the Canada Development Corâ€" poration to direct Canadian savings into investment in Canadian industry. This is also aimed at diluting the efâ€" fect of the massive foreign ownership of Canadian indusâ€" try and is a most determined effort in that direction Anothet planning body is envisaged in an Economic Council of Canada which will assist the Government, Indusâ€" try and Labour to ensure the highest possible levels of emâ€" ployment, of efficient producâ€" tion, and sugtained economic growth. And the fourth measure call¢ for strengthening of the Atlantic Development Board. increasing its members, and giving it a capital fund of The sharpness of this turn â€" a left turn it must be said â€" towards a planned ecoâ€" nomy, is apparent in the first four economic measures introâ€" duced by the new Governâ€" ment. $100,000,000 for promotion of basic projects in the Atlantic region. tic autocracy", accurately reâ€" flects the attitudes of the new Government. The dissatisfaction in Queâ€" bec with the present form of Confederation is ail too apâ€" parent. What Mr. Pearson calls "a truly equal partnerâ€" ship" of French speaking and English speaking Canadians requires a truly great effort. This the new Liberal Governâ€" ment is apparently ready to give. This program, which has alâ€" ready been attacked by opâ€" position leader Diefenbaker as a move towards "bureaucraâ€" It is a left wing program, but in a new sense. The Liberâ€" al forward thinkérs, and Mr. Pearson himself is among them, have been influenced by European economic developâ€" ments. The previous Governâ€" ment, with export insurance, small business loans, and planâ€" ning agencies, leaned slightly in this direction. But the new Government‘s approach is more of a leap. It leaves behind encrusted Canaâ€" dian economic practices and assumptions. The same leap into the fuâ€" ture characterizes Mr. Pearâ€" son‘s plans for giving a new direction to the Canadian Conâ€" federation. It will ‘establish a Royal Commission of Biculturalism whose objective will be noâ€" thing less than a study of how every Canadian can be given the opportunity to be bilingâ€" ual. There is no questioning the seriousness or the sincerity of the new Government‘s voyage along these new paths. If it is given a few years to estabâ€" lish its |’>mgram. the chances are it will begin to succeed in these difficult areas. If this happens, the Canada of 1967 may be vastly different not only from the Canada of 1867 but also from the Canada of 1963. There is also evidence Mr Pearson is prepared to see a basic revision of the present Federal â€" Provincial relations. with the Federal Government retiring from certain areas of jurisdiction and providing the provinces with the taxing auâ€" thorities required for them to serve those jurisdictions, The new Confederation would emphasize diversity within unity. For as Mr. Pearson says, "Quebec to be Quebec must be in Canada." The whole concept is part of the search for a national Caâ€" nadian identity. Whether the Pearson Govâ€" ernment is given this time may depend a good deal less on what the opposition parâ€" ties in Ottawa do than on how Premier Jean Lesage controls the present strong demands of the revolutionary Quebec for a new deal. His task is to achieve from his dealings with the new Pearson Government the essential ingredients to enable his Government to satisfy the x’ronx current of nationalistic feeling in Quebee in a constructive way and without asserting demands in his relations . with Ottawa which go beyond what can be accepted by the rest of Canâ€" ada Just as a major task for Pearson is not simply to asâ€" To one wflo considers himself quite round and hep and moving, this is the most crowning insult. Me, who fli at Dodo Marmarossa, swoons at Nat Lust and the Muct rakers and goes into shock at the sound of Twit Conway â€" me â€"â€" a square. Oh, the injustico'of ‘it all. . S tsdlt is Anteitcadiinaiie i t onA 7 And all because I said motorcycle "buddyâ€"seats" were juvenile. A buddyâ€"seat is a seat built to accommodate two riders on a bike. Any girl who has to cling to the driver of a motorcycle, like they do riding these buddyâ€"seats, isn‘t brave enough to be riding, I said. And now I‘m a SQUARE. Fame is surely a fleeting thing. According to Roy Cunningham, manager of the Belâ€" mont and Clifford exchanges, there is no chance of being charged for a call that doesn‘t go through. This is simply because if the phone isn‘t picked up at the other end of the line the machine which records the call (No, Ma‘am, it isn‘t in stereo â€" in fact it isn‘t a recording of the voices, just a record of the call for billing purposes) doesn‘t reâ€" gister. In other words, the circuit isn‘t complete â€" just like when there‘s no fuse in the box, the lights won‘t go Mr. Cunningham very patiently explained this to your correspondent, who is about as technicallyâ€"minded as a limp blintz. However, we assured him his message would "get through," to use a popular Bell phrase. P.S. To avoid confusion, it isn‘t Mr. Cunningham who is technically deâ€" linquent, but C. Foster. GUTS, MAN, GUTS! Read an ad in the morning paper boosting the CNE stock car smashingâ€"crashup, where the drivers bash into each other all around the track until only one car is left moving. Anyhow, one of the contestâ€" ants, a chap named Ralph Spencer modestly admitted, "Sure I‘m scared to death, but I have the guts to go through with it." He also threatens to "wreck every car that gets within smashing distance." He‘ll be driving a "big heavy Lincoln," he says and "figures" he has as good a chance as anybody. Sports events of this type are out to prove everybody has GUTS, like literally. _AT THE CARSTOP: "The groom started to get sore when Elsa‘s old boy friend lined up three times to kiss the bride". f PACKAGERS: WISEN UP! Was talking to a few people the other day when the talk rolled around to kiddies and their peculiar habit of wanting to eat or drink anything they can lay their mitts on. ~One woman pointed out that a polish manufacturer puts his product in a frosted glass bottle. The polish is the color of orange juice â€" looks very drinkable. "For this reason alone I would never buy this particular prodâ€" uct", she said, "children are hard enough to keep out of the stuff that doesn‘t look edible or drinkable, why shorten the odds?" . DDD â€" DOUGH DOESN‘T DISAPPEAR: Had a couple of calls from people who are a bit hazy about DDD (direct distance dialing). "How do I know," asked one, "Whether or not I‘m charged for a call that doesn‘t get through." The whole business is done through automation exâ€" cept of course the bit that goes "Your number please," which is the honey voice of a real live operator. The operator has no control over the call. She just punches your number onto a tape, the "MACHINE" does the rest, and as we explained (using the word loosely) canâ€" not register the call until the phone is picked up at the other end. I wonder how many more notâ€"soâ€"palatable products are packaged to appear almost good enoughâ€"to eat. And I wonder how many women think as this one does. It could be costing sales. MORE KIDDIE POETRY â€" but this is the end â€" A chap who claimed to be an authority on poetry for kidâ€" dies gave me a dingle Friday to point out that I‘d done a poor job picking out the gory verse to which our children are exposed. "One you missed completely is surely the worst of them all" he said, bringing up "Three Blind Mice." "Here we have three mice running around blind", said he, "and what does the farmer‘s wife do but ‘cut off their tails with a carving knife‘, how sadistic can You get". Why? Simply because no one tells them it‘s wrong. When this poem is read out in the schools, he added, the teachers don‘t bother to tell the children cutting off aniâ€" mals‘ tails is a hideous thing to do, they just read the verse and let it go at that., Maybe, I volunteered, these rhymes are part of a plan to harden children to the rigors of life in the adult stage. The asphalt jungle, with its manâ€"eating flora and fauna, is a pretty rough spot in which to take a safari if one is uninitiated in the niceties of outjumping the other chappie. "Chopping their heads off one by one", I added, would be a fine way to describe the fate of many who play into the hands of Bay Street bandits. sert Canada‘s demands to the world but to persugde Canada in its turn to do justice to the world‘s demands, so the suâ€" preme leadership test for Lesâ€" age is not only to assert efâ€" fectively to the rest of Canada the special claims of French Canada, but also to persuade French Canadians of the proâ€" per claims of Canada as a whole. If he can do this, Canâ€" ada may then truly be emâ€" barked on an exciting destiny THE END OF THE WORLD! (and it‘s square). Life is no longer worth living, alas. 1 think T‘ll run out for a few minutes and shoot myself. Oh, woe is me! Why am I so depressed? I was called a "SQUARE," that‘s why. By a teenager, that‘s who., e Gig This soâ€"called nursery thyme, the gent reasoned, makes kiddies think it‘s in style to cut off the tails of mice and other animals. iftnintaliiiainbadliinnttiic lt : uitc hib Surely I argued, some ’teachers take the trouble to inform the children that habits like cutting off appenâ€" dages can make one unacceptable socially. The carving knife the farmetr‘s wife used. I said sageâ€" ly, is an innocent toy compared to the shiv poised at most of the backs in today‘s competitive society (more quaintly known as the "Rat race"). That‘ll teach him to tell me I‘ve done a poor job. THOUGHT FOR TODAY â€" The end of man is an action and not a thought, though it were the nobiest. â€" Carlyle. C1 SAW â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" _ Another fine example of poor taste, he declared, is the part of "London Bridge is Falling Down" that goes "Chop their heads off one by one". LIVE SPAGHETTI On a trip up north driving by a restaurant in a small town I SAW these two signs, one directly above the other. "Dinner Now Being Served" For the above, Mrs. Frattini receives by Cabpitol Theatre. "DEW WORMS From 1951 to 1961 the average number of persons per family in Canada increased from 3.7 to 39; on the average in 1961 the smallest families were in Britâ€" ish Columbia and| Ontario, 3.6 persons, while the largest were in Newfoundland, 4.7 persons. â€" and the mantle of its leadâ€" ership could then well fall upon Jean Lesage. i Mrs. G. Frattini, 273 Renforth Drive mail two tickets to the 6