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Durham Review (1897), 23 Mar 1899, p. 6

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Handgmade A Waggons In the old stand. made shoes. Horse Shoeing Shop, In the Town of Durham. County of Dray, including vduable Water Power Brick Dwelling. and many eligible building Iota, will be sold in one or more, Iota. Also lot No. 60. con. 2, w. G. R., [cum-hip of Bentinek, 100 acres adiotw hxg Town plot Durham. 1UM McFARLANE . FOR SALE The. EDGE PROPERTY. S G. REGISTRY OFFICE. Thom: I G-uur, Regina". John A. Munro thsptatrruautrar". one. ban from ll y m. to 4 p. In. JAMES LOCKIE, “County of any. 3. - u Namath {not I»... Annual“! “than! daisy. Collection. prompt y _ lunar-nu. eluted. ION. I " LO Q N " Iowa“ at... ot In.“ I In! ou door noun ttt I. In“ More Dubs!- "rag" Pe""a"'.c--r,eee., MONEY TO LOAN. Hal opened oat a tirst-ehum BUSINESS DIRECTORY. Annonl Bwhul barium "annual but“ mound collocuom undo on .11 point... Depot " rewind and Intern! “lowed u anneal an... SAVINGS BANK- gm. nllowou on “any bank Japan." 01.1.. d npwnrdu. Fromm “mutton sud "can." In.“ canon-u “Hug u . diam Ba.sueuoe-Eiq 8... Known. CAPITAL. Authorized 32,000.00. " Purl up 1,000.00. RESERVE POND 800.000 W. P. Cowan, Goo. P. Boil. President. Manage, ‘BSUER of luring. Lian-u. Ano- I how-or for Con-tit! of Bruce And any. StandardBank of Canada "BIS: I per yea. nt “flue: ens. nus: Editorarmpruum Fire insurance secured. OIIIOI. ovu f?teT'yyorto Low“ To". Joplin; of all kinds promptly ALLAN HoFAliLANE, ' mm OFFICE. Guam THE GREY REVIEW J. P. TELFORD IICI’ZNM’JD A UCTIONE En II PUBLISH” IV!!! Thursday Morning. In and Insurance Agent, Con- voysucor. Commissioner to. HUGH McKAY. GENTS in All principal point. in -oet.tterAt_Marsitob. United “no: WOODWORK DURHAM AGENCY. MISCELLANEOUS. Hoad Office. Toronto. . L. MCKENZIE, aprt, to JAMES EDGE, 3480 Milt, Ont, in connection. A flrtrt-clatss lot of for sale cheap. DURHAM: taken for pr: pun-chm LEGAL “a..- but... on JCTIONEER. for th Sal“ “untied to ”on; J. KELLY, M033- All hand. Also 1‘ II, mill mlllt A good word for a char-ado is the word rhumde itself. I recently saw it played with gre at sm-cess. As played. it, was, of course, shay raid. The play- era built a "shay" with duh: and lo Juulr "utlietwe a couple I)! pm sicians imperuontted by your best actors. You may immdure any by-play between your doctors wish you wish. Set your people to guessing by announcing that the word is a commoq noun of than syll nhles. If the word In a difficult one to guess. it is better to give its doc finition also. I EVENING AMUSEMENTS. I One of the pleasantest ways of spend- l ing an evening is in playing chances. A little keen wit, and a slight talent; for acting, will make this one of the most agreeable of amusements. writes' Helen F. Clark. In selecting words loi he played it must be borne in mind that I a true Charade is, first of all, a pun.', That is to say, Four word must be cap-l able oi being divided into syllables; upon which puns may be made. or it: mast have that quality as a whole, and it is the pun which must be acted. To make this clear, I Will illustrate it. , Suppose that you wish to play the, ward paradox, the pun is pair of doom; and it would be played by presenting) to your audience a (‘unnln “r "iscuioiraruu' "I shouldn‘t think you would say so." laid his brother Frank. "when you got left so. I can't see what was the matter with you, Billy." Will only smiled and said nothing, repeating in his heart these words, mm»... (1:. (LL, .. In spite ofthe trondolenees and disap- pointod ejaculations of hisfriends, Will fr-l! happy. Ho huiwonatter all, but the, victory was (Nor self, the grandest of all vietorims. Ir was genuine plea- :a‘uru to look at Jack's bright face, and know he would ree 'ive the much needed money. And then he had a delight- ful merotuvhich only One beside him- self Inn-w. It brought God near to feel that He knew all about it, and was pleased with him. "It was lha very best picnic we ever had," he declared to his mother when he got home. It was a fact. Will kept ahead until the goal was nearly reached, then slack- ened almost imperceptibly, letting Jack go in just before him. "Go it, Dick! Hurry up, old fellow or you'll getlett!" "Will's ahead! "No, he ian'tl" "Yes, he is' sic. "1th! you Jack Munin's int Hur- rah for Jack! Will Barstow's left this time, for sure!" 'l here was a struggle in Will's heart, sharp but short. His better naturetri- umphed. His Sunday school teavher had asked her chin to choose a motto for the year, undthey had selected. "For His S|ke." 11ers was an opportunity touo an turseltissh not "tor His sake." He knew he could easily distance Jack, but he did not want todrop out after Pn- tering the list. While he waathink- ing about it, the signal was given and they were off. The. W") was lined with chairing. hallnoEn; children, shouting ew'ouratrem:mt, to their favori- So said Tom Saunders, Will's chum Ila wasuyertr older than Will. This talkput Will on his mettle. [In hated to be beaten above all things; he cared more for that than the many. When they were preparing for the race, he noticed Jack's eager, excited (new. and suddenly remembered some- thing he had heard his mother any that very morning about how hard up the Mtrtins were. Mr.'Murtin had been ill for sometime, and Mrs. Martin herself was poorly. Jack had done nony for soyoungu boy. Ila earned what he could. they needed all they could get, and they were not the kind of people tovwlhotu one would like to ot’er charity. For HG Sakai; he wants the mou»y pretty had. The rent ofthe fellows dont count but Jack is a tip-iop runner. You car beat him any, though." When dinner was our, tly.s. business ofthe day began in earnest. Expat. the!!! were races for the little. ones. uveyenlrs and undvr. This afforded a great deal of amusement. Une lsyle tot 10d- dled along brandy lung attentne rest girls' races, boys' races, Jumping had reached their goal. There were matches, are. "Say, Will, there is a prize of two doJurs offered for the one who wins the hundred yard race, twelve Juhar8 9nd under; Jack Martin is going in for _ He’s awful alumnus alum it. Guess 00, before the hungry youngsters. It was delightful to dine in the open air, protected from the sun's rays by the spreading branches of the tall forest trees, and listen, to the merry chattel" of the children. and watch the steam- ers and sailing vessels giltlius by on the blue waters of the lake. When all was ready, the big drum summoned allhandsto dinner After singing, “Be present at Our Table, Lord,"they attacked the good things with a will, cake, sandwiches. lemonade. candy. fruit. disappearing asif by mag- The children scattered in every direc- tion, while their elders busied them- selves preparing the retreslunents. By nine o'clock the conveyances were filled with happy children and their teachers, the provisions having a wagon set apart for their transportation, and the village brass band leading the van. Off they started, with noise of drum, cornet, chrionet. kettle-drum, 9.10.. tlags flying, and loud cheers from the children. A drive of eight miles brought them to the grove on the lake - popular resort, provided with long tables, swings, pavilion, etc They entered the groundswith 1 grand flourish of trumpets or rather a rousing piece by the baud. This picnic was the event of the year. There were nlwuys a number of prizes given for running, jumping. etc.. and Will was one of the champions. . FOR HIS BAKE. The day for the picnic had dawned " last. The children were to meet at the church at halt-past eight. Will Bantow hurried through his chores that morning, too much excited to care for breakfast. C"-'-'-'-. - o - ttl-rt: 3 Young Folks. ( r-o-.--.-.--- -.-.--.--.- o-o' I In Order to Mono " " \q-reuary to "ttvert , Good \Iglnl's ttest. l The main use of the rum-rings at night is to give the, body the warmth (r; is lost by reduced circulation of Ithc blood. When the body lies down git is the intention of nature that it should rest, and that the heart espe- cially should be relieved temporarily .0! its regular work. So that organ Intakes ten Strokes a minute less than lwhcn the body is in an upright pm;- ‘ture. This mums 600 strokes m sixty minutes.- Therefore, in the eight hours that a man usually spends in taking bis night's rest, the heart is saved near- ly 5,000 strokes. As it. pumps six .ounces of blood with each stroke, it llifts 30,000 ounces less of blood in the Inight's session, than it would during :the day, when a man is usually in an lupright position. Now, the body is de- pendent for its warmth on the vigor of the circulation, and as the blood flows so much more slowly through the veins when one is lying down the _ warmth lost in the reduced circulation must be supplied by extra coverings. Admiring Johnny. You look nice n-nnugh to eat. - The American Agriculturist esti- timatt-s that there are 75,000,000 hor- ses in the world. Of these 38,000,000 are in Europe, 17,000,000 in North America and 9,000,000 in Asia. The mules and aha-.96 m the world are said to number 9,000,000. She: And so I do; three times a day. What he has done with the money alleged to be missing nobody can surmise. He did not live extravagant- ly, and no one has yet discovered that he uninitiated to any great extent. Yet in the twenty yearn that he has been in a position to handle the tYom- puny's money he must have taken 860,- Mft. a year to get away with the total deficiency accredited to him. Per- haps when he turns up he will be able to explain it. For about twenty years Mr. Dirt has been a responsible man with the com- Pany and gradually worked his way up to the managing directorship. His employers and associate. directors ap- pear to have had implicit confidence in him. He is seventy years old, has thirteen children and until this charge was brought against him was to all ar.yearanees a mo-t exemplary father and citizen A SMALL HANDBAG, it was understood by his family that he wns ghing away only for the night. Not until he had been away from the office two or three days was inquiry made for him. Then an investigation “us started in his accounts, and a shurtnge of at least 81,200,000 is al- leguvi to have been 'discovered. The officials ot the Milwall Dock Company are very reticent about it. Almost all that has been learned came from Mr. Birt's family, who express con- fidence that he is alive somewhere and that he will return to explain matters to the entire'sutisfuction of everybody concerned. Manual-m mreetor or the, Mllwnll Borhs, lundon, the ('Immplon Default-r or I tttn Gelvrnllon. News of the greatest embezzlement story of this generation comes from London. Not until G. R. Birt. chair- man and managing director of the Milwall Dock Company, disappeared as silently and mysteriously as a cloud in a summer sky was it discovered and announced tr, " his accounts were short. 81,'-000,000, and that the alleged em- bezzlement had been going on for at least tnenty years without suspicion 0; detection. The Milwull Dock Company is one of the richest corporations in the world. Nothing has been brunt of Mr. Birt since L's mysterious disappearance. His wife has advertised in the English, papers for him, expressing faith in hisi integrity, and imploring him to return} and set matters straight. When Mnl Birt went away from home, taking with him only 1 The following are good words for charudes, and your own ingenuity will suggest ways of playing them: Adher- ent, add he rtmt, téetotnler, tea toe tailer; uniformity. you‘n Ifirm a "t,"' irwratiate, in gray she ate; gruesome are“ some; metaphysician, met anhy- saivian; miseontrue, miss con straw; ad- hesive, add he seive; tenable, ten able; manicure, man I cure; eatamount, cat a mount: innocent, inn no scent; cham- paign. sham pain; caution caw shun. Titles of books, societies, plays, Pte., may be used as charades. I have seen "Royal Areanum" played very BIMV. cessfully. The title suggests royal, are can cane 'em. It was played thus: A throne was prepared, and a king sat on it with a wand. which was really a cane, in his hand. He was surround- ed by attendants, and at a given sig- nal. they all shouted the syllable " are," when the monarch used his cane freely on their backs. and all ran howling away. In playing charndea. it is well for all present to divide into rival canms, playing alternately. Proper nouns often make good char- ades. One of the best, perhaps, is Ful- ton. This may be acted in a very fun- ny way by giving an exhibition of hu- man curiosities. your curiosities con- sisting of fat people. It heightens the absurdity to select the thinnest peo- ple present for your curiosities. Place the curiosities in a row. as in amu- scum. and after calling attention to their remarkable weight, as if to prove your statements. send for scales and weigh each one. You should give to each some extremely extravagant weight, beginning at, say, four hun- dred, and fifteen pounds and gradual- ly increasing your figures until the combined weight of your curiosities reach 2,240 pounds, or one ton. the dining table Ind rode merrily there- on to the great amusement of the BU- dience. The second syllable was play- ed separately, and was done by the players rushing up upon us. their un- suspecting listeners, and carrying of! some of our numbers by sheer force. scs'tV' HORSES IN THE WORLD. RELIEVING THE HEART. STOLE OVER 8t,000,000, VERY H UMAN UN I An'IU ran-urn . so TORONTO "WPI'Y‘W -~ _re-r' ' -'..', I know they call me an old fossil, said Mr. Hasgelt, but I think the ex- pression comes from my being so well surrounded by rocks. l llow Mun-hint and Ilaplol~|‘lrlng “II-i an Worked. Machine guns pre mechanically load- ed with fixed ammunition and the cartridges are exploded and extract- ed by arrangements that enable a number of rounds to be fired in rapid succession by one mun. The ordinary machine gun of the Max'm or Norden.. felt type can fire from 300 to 700 rounds a minute of infantry ammuni.. tion, but for naval and fortress purposes a. heavier type is made to discharge projectiles not excceding 14 ounces in weight. The term "quick firing" is applied to artillery weapons of all sizes which are. so constructed and mounted that they can be loaded. sighted and tired more rapidly than in the case of an ordinary gun. Unlike machine guns they are loaded by band, but possess; in common the characteristic of little or no recoil. All newly-constructed guns are of a quick-firing type, and the term will before long become obso- lete. By the moat recent orrlngementa for rapidity of loading and absorption of recoil the destructive power of or- tillery has been more than doubled. Two thrones were taken by foreign monarchs, as no legal rulers were forthcoming-the Eastern Empire an- nexed to Turkey in 1848, and the Holy Roman Empire taken over by Ger- many in 1806. But as neither is any- thing but a very high-sounding title, no one envies the [musessorm England has only deposed one sover- eign in Europe with a view to annex- ing his kingdom, namely, Jean Bap- tiste L'eeehi, of Malta--though she has swallowed the. kingdoms of some 80 Indian polentates. ‘Still, as she has always been careful to look after them financially, they are not very sore over their depositions. Russia has swollen ed three countries -Poland, Georgia, and Mtngrelia-- and as she has not followed England's lead in making them reparation, the rulers are always plotting ag-Linst her ---always at a distance. The United States have taken Hawaii, thus depriv- ing a Queen of her means of liveli- hood. And France has Savoy and Mad- agusmr in her pocket, and finds them quite sufficient. WINNING NEW AIJHERENTS Every hour, and it may not. be long be.. tore he leaves the great army ofthe un- employed. On the other hand, Princesa Mar) Theresa of Bavaria, who is the Stuart claimant to the English crown, has practically abdicated her right to the same, and is living quietly with her husband, the Prince Regent of Bavaria, at Munich. And the same applies to Queen Caroline of Sweden. who has found plenty of work to do as Queen_of Saxony. Don Carlos, however. is at present directing all his attention to Spanish affairs. His cause in Spain is, in Get, FIVE UNCROWNEU RULERS Are, in this case, Louis and Philip Bonaparte, le Due d'Orleans, the hun- press Eugenie, and Don Carlos, ot Spanish renown, who lays claim to the Spanish throne under the. title of Don Carlos VIL, and to the French as Charles XIII. Philip Bonaparte and Don Carlos are perhaps the most disquieting royal claimants in the world. Although Philip Bonaparte is the younger bro- ther of Louis, and therefore not the rightful heir, the greater number of the Bonupartists have decided to fol- low him, as he is the more capable and energetic man. die is still in the prime of life, and is at present col- lecting funds with a View to a coup d'etut ttttent the Dreytus scandal. The Papal States were taken from the Pope in 1870, and he has since periodically protested, and will under no consideration publicly relinquish his claim to the throne of the same. His example has been followed by the majority of the other unemployed monarchs, only in some cases they are thwarting each other in their efforts to regain their departed glories. Thus, if the French nation ever tires of a republic, it will have to choose between five royal claimants, each of whose titles is as valid as the others. The LUCRATIVE SINECURES. In their tather-in-iawtp governments or household retinues. Prussia comes next with regard to European subjects, haying deprived five rulers of their kingdoms. But all save onts--Iaso. XML-0t these deposed monarchs have abdicated their rights and settled down quietly in other countries, and having married the younger daughters of the reigning sovereigns, procured Record of Wnr Ind Annexation “I! lie- prlvrd Crowned Meade " PO.- and Power-is Pope Will Not [ell-quid: "In (ll-l. to Par" lulu. There are at present no less than 40 monarchs wandering about the world out of regal employment. The chief cause is the annexation of their kingdoms by more powerful neighbors. Thus Sardinia has swallowed 11 of its weaker brethren-Centra, Lombardy, Tuscany, Messina and Carrara, Mod- ena, Parma, Piombino, Venice, the Two Sicilies and the Papal States-and then in trying to swallow Italy got swal- lowed itselt, and is now merely a pro- vince of the "Kingdom of Italy." 1 THE RICH MAN'S COMFORT. LIST OFROYALTIES WHO ARE LOOK- ING FOR EMPLOYMENT. Jlfllfhllllfl8 OUT Ill? l M. THE DIFFERENCE. _ V -. ___, ._"- -.'T lut- also: _ the "in.” V mn 7003:“ an urban. km; ' “not“ know. thast in than“ or in)!" "Net an. ”no! the In... I“- no 60.”: but“ oer-nu. tntism a. and can. which a the medium of no no”. cu- tres, "d ”all". I. Inn to toner. Mere II n. - m n. a..- Tho (rut Manure! thin modicum wu poisoned at [In knowledge than the as: at att alum In the new. “In“. .4th at the Duo or the brain. la this belief he had the but tauntin- 33‘ medical an ot the world my” and” the ”an pro- m... -1--. "V, - -- _ Tm. eyes of tho world u. may”)! axed on South American Nervlno. The)! m not viewing " n . ntno-dan‘ Von- der, but ttritittat and 0:9":on an have bun studying till. “Mac for mu. rm: the one re.tglt--the have found P1et tttr china -of ”use: eun- tive qunl!t1u__a.nnoc h. Fiiiiiid Lumber, Shingles and Lath always In Stock. Having Completed our New Factory we are now prepared to FILL ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY. We keep in Stock a. large quantity of Sash, Doors, Mouldings, Flooring and the differ- ent Kinds of Dressed Lumber for outside sheeting. Our Stock of DRY LUMRE is very Large so that all orders can be filled. Sash and Door Factory. I. llnlubuoribu onion hn pups: to ba [l , , " F, ' (f; ' t' "oped u I ttertain time. Ind the published I." u L) Mita Gilt continues to IOnd,“lO luboorihoru bound 8) ply for it if he take- it out of the post . - mice. This prooeodu upon he ground 5lgitiS2tt,,,,,y, 3:53? but a an man an for what he um. I 1"llh1 [was . a. Aay ponon uh. uh: I pup" tron ch. post oMeo, whether directed to bin in... or new", or whether ho bu sub. soribed or not is responsible for the my. 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