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Lot When n lmusekoeper gem reaur tor winter aha wishes the weather would quit fooling and begin. II a man goes up tho aisle first snow say he mgr-ma Mn wife: It she - up nrtrt may say he is hen- llackod: it tho two walk up side by “do they are accuse] of trring to let like bride and groom. Learn Vow to listen and thus disap- point [maple who want to go ttway And tell all you say. When a man gets nervous prostra- thon all his friends romind him how qty, warned him years ago. , If we love our neighbors as we love ourselves they would be more com outed than we are. A woman never admits that her than are tight: they are only a trlrle "113;. .When you send dainty Tood to an invalid it is stingy not to send enough tor two. ' Ignornncn in a man's Idea ot how much sugar it when to sweeten cran- berries. By being a good listener you will cecal» getting picked up on promul- elation. "No use to come, madam: he's got. three year- and a half to awn-m yet." ' "To whom am I talking ?" "This is the Office of the warden ot 1frntr Sing prison." "Oh, News. It the children require physic none act. so nice as Miller's Worm Pow.. den; wry pleasant to take. "Indeed.' Well. vi" Just come up there on the next train and take him right away with me." "What'tr that? Can't allow me to “It to my son? What sort of an in. "tttttion in thalt, I'd like to know P' "You must come in person on a via. .ltlng day, with the proper pass be fore. you can no him." phonkn' "Hold the teLphGr1.i/u%'lGiiirt'r, She waited a minute or two and the!) Sing Bing said: "my. madam. but we nun't ttl low . lt to wk to him over the tale Trouble ora Woman Who Wanted to Talk With Her Son. A Plush)": Woman tells this story on herself: She had a son attending a preparatory art-haul near Hlng Hing. Mhe went to New York not long ago to pay him a visit. She stopped at the Fifth Avenue Hotel on her arrival, and 5310 dmired to call up thp school try telephone to lnlorm him that. she would he up the following day. She asked the young man in charge of the hotel exchange to call up Sing Sing [or her and get telpphone No. 71. He did so and she sat down to talk. Sing T' ’..It trr." "Well, I want TI l I'm Mrs. High- land and, I want to speak to my son." 'What mlmher did you any, madam?" GOT THE WRONG ISSTI'I‘I'TION use an improvement. By the time [he had used a couple or boxes her appetite was much im- pmted, her headaches less frequent, and the spirit of depression passed away. Four boxes more fully restored her health. and teday she is as well and as active as though she had never had a day's [linen I really think Dr. Millinms' Pink fills saved her life, and believe they are worth their weight In (Old to girls suffering as she did." _ Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make rich. red blood, strengthen the nerves, bring the Blow ot health to pain and allow cheeks, and make the feeble and dependent feet that life is once more worth living. The genuine are sold only in boxes, tho wrapper hear- ing the full name "Dr. Williams’ Pink Till- for Pale People," May be had from all drillers or by mail at Got?, a box or mix ham: for $250. by ad- dru-ing the Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co, Brockvllle, Ont. not suffer more or less trom amne- mia. We see them everywhere, and they are easily recognized by a sal- iowness of complexion. or perhaps Extreme puller, they are subject to headaches, dizziness, [minimum] of the heart, and (eel tired and worn out on tile least exertion. To ”male who suitor in this manner Dr. Wil. liams’ Pink Pills otter speedyand cer. tain relief. Proof of this may be had in our own town. Miss Lizzie Smith, daughter ot Mr. Wm. Smith. is to. tiay m embodiment of health and octivity, yet not no long ago her friend. lenred that, consumption had gagrened its fangs upon her. A re Whither ot the star Manny in- terviewed Mrs. Smith as to the means employed to restore her daughter’s With. Mrs. Smith’s aaheeitating re. ply war that Dr. Willisms' Pink Pills were entitled to the credit. Mrs. with said: "My daughter is nine- teen years tit age. For some years line has not been very strong and was subhct to sick headaches. Last summer she went to work in an es- tablishment in Paris. and had not ban there long. when her health now much worse. She consulted " doctor there, who said that her blood was in such a bad state that the trouble was likely to develop into consumption. and on hearing this Lizzie at once returned home. ,Whett we say her. we feared she was l in a Milne. She sullered very l much from headaches: was as white aschalk. with dark circles uttderlser eyes and the eyes shrunken. Her appetite was very fickle and she ate very little. She was very despund- cut and at times said she did not core whether she lived or not. I de. cided to glue Dr. Wiiiiulns' Pink Pills. which I heard were so highly recommended in cases like hers a trial. She-had only taken the pills " a ctguple or wth aa We; “31.15 “No TI." - -". . WW" "Your non." you said ?" Cr.elu.T.y spa; Harry Highland." t Throughout. Canada there are thow m of glrls who owe the bloom of hetalttt shown ln their cheeks, the hunting of eye and elasticity of mp, to Dr. Williams' Pin Pills tor Pale People. 'Nere are tow girls in the nest yum-so! womanhood who do It Was Thought Miss Mule Smith, o Waterford, Was in Consumption, But Her Health [In Been Re- stored-Advice to Similar Sutterers. I From tho Fear, Waterford. Ont. Ban obtain In Haalth if Promptly treated. BUISUMPTIUN’S VIBTIHS Helio ring" ar, pletu'ty."--Htutrurg she can High Lights. [a that Sing We Carlyle a Rapid Feeder. thu, day at dinnr-r n. ',retttlettMttt-. moved. it may be, by tho night or Mr. Gladstone'a vomwientiout, marrti. eation of hls food. for the great statesman was not one to Pat In haste and repent at leisure - re. marked what a vietim to dyspepsia Carlyle had been. "Yea." said Mr. Gladstone, “he smoked too much. I have been tom that he ate quanti- ties of sudden gingerbread and he was a rapid feeder. I him-hell with him one day and he tumbled hire tood into his stomach. It was like posting letters." Miter a slighapuuse. Mr. Gladstone added: "Carlyde did not seem to use his jaws. except to talk'1l _.iIplilrir, .'v,-', Tho most fascinating feature of the Kaitir girl's countenance, a London Daily New correspondent. writing from a Boer town. tells us. in her mouth. "Every daughter n! them has a mouth that is unbound- less as a mother's blessing. and us limitless an the imagination at n spring poet in love. When theynre vexed they puree that muuth up into a bunch until it looks like tt crumpled saddle-Hap hanging on a hedge. When they are pleased the mouth o ns and expands like an India Nigger portmaritevt ready tor packing: that is when they smile, but when they laugh their enrslmve to shift to give the moutha chance to get "orntortably to its destiuw tion. They have beautiful teeth, the white ivory showing against the black foreground like {resin tomb- stones in an old cemetery on adark night." In Many Languages. Them are no fewer Mum IH', trans- lations of Milton's “Paradise Lost" in the British Museum. Apart from the great languages of this: world. than! translations are In Danish, Pnlinll, Manx. Armenian. Icelandiv and Bohm mum. No Worm Medicine acts so nicely as Miller’s ‘Worm Powders ; no physic re- quired. . ' P " you luff" tram rmmus. min in the Mom sch. nnum. you will find ten drops of Poison} Nerviline in a ta-upoonful of wtttertt most of "ancient remedy. It is quicker than um known remedy for the alleviation of all pain Try it. Bold everywhere. Horses Require Light. To kepp a horse in a dark stump is cruel to the animal and danger- ous to its owner. The retina ho- comeu dondened attdmoreorlmm use- less. and after n. time the sight is seriously impaired. The horse starts and silica at objects it sees imper. Immediately Relieved and Permanently Cured by a few drops of Polson’s Nerviline. The natives in the Philippines have a very peculiar way or curing a hemi- avha. They pinch the sufforer'n neck from the collar-bone to the vhin in four dillorent pltteeec To “If" the stomach ache. they pinch tltts bottom of the hackhono up to the neck in two separate rowa, and tor the Rim-k- aelre the operation is reverent tectly If your every-day duties burden, it in because you are Mlller's Compound Iron PM. rect this condition. Dear whairtr,-Withm the past year I know ot three fatty tumors an the head having been removed by the up- piication of MINARD’S LlNlMENT without any surgical operation and there is no indication of a return. tMPT. W. A. PITT. Ciiiton. N. It., Gondola Ferry. Miller'e Grip Powders cure and tlit, sustuinpd Pouring!) that ' come only from sound health pm that thp man of mature Hg? is a to do his full share at the worl work.--New York Pms. P"""" Existence II bongo: Than " Wu a Century Ago. I Within half a century the average length of Me has been extended over ten years. For a. long time it wan fixed at 88 years. and that is re- garded as the length of a generation. but now it in clove to 45. " is notice- able that with the lengthening of the average ot life has come the length- ening of the use of mental and phy- sical activity. The ututistloa [rm-e that mental and physical vitality am not more matters of yours. but that they dopvmi upon Judicious con- servation of the Vital forces. There can betruced in mutmnpor- nnmmn history " notiveuhio mr'ptrttNP in tlw length in! human vitality. In this tiny w" find mun unilvrtuklng grr‘at nntvrprimw at an 'n'IFY when thrir turbos-hrs: warp in tin-ir datum.- and proving thomsvlvm unpuhin or hum: "ml must-111ml Minn-t Iqllul Ln that of tlw most lusty youth. The humhpr of gre,vtrr'.urtl.s ull iiiqv-le-s Kisvs c-vinlnm-v that thi- ugh of full physical \itnlity has in," mixnucml greatly. The nun at which mph in our tiny Wr into "titt'rirrisis clnmumi- im: "rrruusntrntion n! thought, phi-A riin', sti'vngth. hunynm-y of Min-its Painful Cramps LIFE AND VIC-0R GREATER. The Katne Girl's Mouth. How They Cure Headache diHerent plat-Pu. To I'm-9 the sch ache. they pinch Hm bottom " backbono up to the net-k in lepurnte rows, and tor the hawk- the operation is reverent are a not well. will cor- In; ume wurld'n Itlty . Itirite t can of Me; to any addre. hr. N. c. por. son & to., Kingston. Ont. Putnam's Corn Extractor is war- rantni to cure every time. Your money will be refumbd if it fails. BEWARE OF "O5AhoNg. Bold by all druggista and dealers in medicine or tent part paid on receipt India Rubber India rubber nails place: where ordinary ‘blo to corrosion, are why. Putnam's Corn Extractor goes right to the root or the trouble, and there acts so quickly and so painlessly that nothing in known of the operation till the corn is shelled. Putnam’s Painless Corn and Wart Extractor is guaranteed to remove Corns without Pain. It never leaves any sore spots or painful ulverutaed cavities. It doma't inflame the sur- rounding parts. ' P0TNhWS PAINLESS CORN and WART EXTRACTOR. THE BEST Tho happiest life In that which constantly exurcines and educate- what is best. m us.-Hnmmerton. Minard’a Llniment I: used by physl clans. The alleged Count Toulouse de Law trec will have to go back from Chl- cage to Montreal to answer to the charge of swindllng. A warrant of surrender for him has been Issued by the U. S. State Department and tent to the Britiah Embauy. When women go to buy a dress in Japan they tell tho nllOpkeeper tlmir age, and if they ave married or not, because there are special designs tor the single and double relations of life 113 well as for ages. The consequenm of this painful custom is that you Those Unsightly Pimples can be en- tirely removed by the use of Miller's Compound Iron Pills. GO doses 23 cents. . can tell the age of every woman you meet and know whether she is mar. ried. precisely as though she were labeled. When Jim was young he mtttered trom a keen and knowing pain. Because he could not wear a lot of watelwharm on his chain. Now he is older, and ot course he antlers still the while, For though he can those gegawz: buy they've long gone out of style. Where Women's Ages are Known Catarrumne Cure. Coughs, Colds. otet. I t tttt th mo e u F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo.0 IT,." 'il'"i7."8'r'lultig2'tt,r,,'l (RVs. we 'e/tth',',",!: have fine)???» ld, _.-------------.--, envy ort e an a years. an . ew- In) nor-feet“; “banana!!! it,', all buy-moss {ramme- Rubber Heel non-nan mums yg et0etvrr'youttutyo " India rubber hovltr on trations "lit2l.MiiiMy (‘rmwing the futig-m of t WholesaleD mp. Toledo, o. boon be adopted by the \\'u.w;10.lxl.\l'xfi:uz$9112.31“ o --, ----i- _ . “A oem e I". o o. . ir 1 ... HnlrwCutarrhcureuitikeii 1itll'ii'i'llr. m. J,?,'.",', rt,iii'i1'e'g1inf, WI ing directly upon the blood and mucous nur- you'. nppe w. ttttpr t',Tit/'l,tfp:it'ttr 2tit t',i,'ilnr, bottle. Sold l gestion will, tg'iitil y A was its. out momn a rec. u Ham Family Pills are the best. take um" . mpo We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any one ofCatarrh that cannot be cured.by Hall's Catarrh Cure. IT IS NEITHER CAUSTIC. COR- ROSIVE NOR IRRITATING. Man domm't gmmraliy worry u'mmt his health. because he renllv has nut the time. Let him bocotmt ill, though. and have to stun his work, and how is it with him? Man .lumn‘t worry about the tutnre--he is no madly ink-rental in the pro- m-nt; nor about his clothes. tor the tnilur stands between him and that: nor about hontst matters - they. from his point of view. are too tri. xial--until he 30mm home Lu a bad. ly cooked dinner, nn.l then in his broad outlook Him-o is no extutNP tor this ntntv of thing... for in lumi. needs to answer its own question In this way. The queatlon of worry with Women mum to beuianply this: Women are no hedged about by the littlmu-an of their protected ”was- tor it in the mounted Woman who does the most worryingr--that it in lmrd to new beyond and ttirovsry,omp. tintem and "utters in thin way got wholly out of tocus. " woman had th" I-upnt-ity with Im-n of getting up and doing lmttlv with things worry would slip off their shoulders m4 var-Hy mi from off tlmav of tlm nun-nae mum-Mine. Mun dmrsn't Worry about ulvht. hot-rinse he. [win that ho has it within him lHiul‘P money making in his! husinmm to make sulfit'ient tttorlPY to pay his sirltitr--some timo. 1vomon look ttt it mon- pruvtit'nlly and consider tho now. Ask tor Minard's and take no 0th: mmtlnup to lluvso untll ihir%iiie; Mum roman. The Dotroit Free, Proms "ska why this is an. and then pro- Feminine Falling Continuum With Man’s "tdifrerenee. From tune lmmemorlul .wmnpu lune been told-by women us well an [110". though naturally 1ttoretritsNt by the latter-that worry digs wrin- kles in their faves "ndsprinklts gray :Imullg tlmir trot-mm. Therm warnings Ila) mun Mood. The fair ('rPutIlrnH my on worrying and will probably I “'URRYING ABOUT TRIFLES. Life's Little Fangs. 'l'nl ked Too M m-h UBBN CUBE How's This , & CO., Props, Toledo.0 'm-d. have known F. J v, years. and believe him in All btrdno,m trauma. able to carry out any obli- ir arm. Elm-o is no r, thingm tor in tor use in nails are my a German um. Nails. ll M'd for I his muse bun!- Irk. Ian -hr, India rubber heels: on shoe-s, do creasing the mug-m of mun-hing. will "NNI be adopted by the French army. Taketthait Icncup full Flux-need Tea with a done of EBY'B GERMAN BRUST BALSAM The Lazy Hunbnnd Overlooked. A sociallstic wer guys, of tho en. trmwe or women Into many rmploy- malts hitherto ot'cupiod only by mon, "Where women compete, wage: are lowered and consequently large num. bers of men cannot afford to marry." Noni-Jenn! Large numbers of men who could not afford to marry, un- der the old system. Manse they were too lazy to earn a living can now find n, wife to mm it for tlwm. Why mourn tor "tho good old timos'."u- Ilornetisxiue Tlmel. Four or tive times 3 day. It never fails to give immediate relief. A VALUABLE RECIPE For Couchs, Colds and Lung Diseases "Thprts are nhout 14,00” people in Chinatown," MIL] one of thr- nix I'om- punim' ulna-rs in Sun Frtutcirrco Inst night. "or tth number at least 4.000 are pz’nnnma and without mod, one-pt What. Is supplied by the men-hunts and the six companies." Mina rd'u Linlmenv Friend. Take Laxative Bromo Quinlne Tablets. All 1re'Pil'"'v' refund the mouerifit fails to cure. Me. W. Grovc's signature is on each box. Why Me Did " "Your trimtd, the poet, hair trightfully lung." "Yet ho has the host a "How in that?" "Why, you know, he a is ttts ahort PM to fume." C'holly--r think in Dauit-Wh.v, Choo freak. Every one m head.--Chrttugo New Dodd's Kidney Pills K Rheumatism. To Cure a Com In One Day a . t , Fe. iik'i) Surprlsed at the Thought. u Uric Acid in the blood. Unhealthy kidneys are the Cause of the acid being there. If the kidneys acted us they should the; would strain the Uric Cid out ofthe system and rheuma- tism wouldn't occur. Rheu- matism is a Kidney Dis- case. Dodd's Kidney Pills have mudo a great part of their rcpululmn curing Rheumatism. So get at therause of tIWW fearful shooting Pains and stilf, aching joiuts. There ia but one sure way-- Ll Imam. in the h mo hon wt will dlsuppear; prove; your di- rct. if you will Dd Iron Pills. tl Lumberman Htt YB n G'F'tt TH Pen Mil tl cc) ttTr"'" Htm Peck I would [m tshnd.--Excl golf h money lug. tin-thunk cuplul the m ot a walnut. Tor. tluee recipes from thin article Chocolate Fudge-Two mu granulated augur. two-thirds of granulated sugar. two-thin tut ot mw milk. two JKItMe volate, butber the nine of a vanilla to flavor. Maple Fudge-Two ('upfula pk) sugar ground noo baton- l noun of In... mu be mug-m . WI“ I'll. Rule. The. who no (and of chocola- "lacks." a confectlon dear to college “an“ annually. and ulna-t unl- vorully known and liked. will wol- oomo name new reclpa tor other that of fudge elected from an article on the abject 1n the Dellnoator. Page should be nth-red oomtantly w le cooking; butter. vanilla and not- should always be added at the last moment. When a. little or the amm‘ forms a soft hall in mid water it ll ready to be taken from the fire. when it mutt be beaten till nmooth. Imvy and cool enough to retain its khnpe. then poured into buttered tins or platted. Nuts may be added to the maple fudtre and {tho to the choco. luto {mun it (team-d. To make (-090.1- nut fudge substitut‘ qrutor4 nova-mm. for other nuts in the cream: twig" re. ripe. (trial " little in a slow overt Minn) menu. or that which hm: [men grated the (in) below, nr "von the pmpurnl cluymut. though “In othrr is button A cuptul of fruit (-honpod tim, may I» mhutitutml for mm: "In; "ith good eUccu, windy-ti mining. ".utqns, rigs and "Itrons. Wo quote tluve H1-zpz'u from this urtlt-l». Cl-tlates Hurit,i---Two tutptuls of Over M rs Miller's CK ' cents for H ff - Eichnngi HOW TO'MAKE FUDGE. 1f 000,000 six lug fu _Jl LLLC, mpound Iron 50 doses. H H, lu-IIIon tttttte N CDCY " m.» ii pal! WI “tonal! " " " elm mthirda cuplu two-thirds cup lettr m, " with tum “hung to I thoatrht , nlunked H ST. LAWRENCE SUGAR REFINE”. Will You do Your Part and Buy Them ? xe cocoa- coconnut (mgr re. )w own ha: been oven the " M of die walnut CT! buy that ll ure and Strong Sugar. Jl 1 ml re We Have Done Our Part in s"Ukintt for fou - ! PRRMANKNT'LY rum " RF, lr !FITS Kline's Great Nerve Rom. h. I an or nervousness I“. in! . L , use. Send to ”1 Ant and. , 1 dolphin Pas. tttrtgyitmeamtttniul vC6TaTiii'u."CiiGCi'fi7iG'GTGirri'aa 5 Mounts-1.0”. , 1i H with“: tofu-a? - 7" -iiGGGi, Tara- iiiiEGaF 'llki1"ls1u"lhtu1'lrWlrult' Twit tive oenu I homo. M Window? Booth Syrup m " A'y,'hGllll'lt"Jr' 'c1ktlfdhd't'gir,t. " you! F". LIV! A0M1 15 Seek PIOGIISNVE WIPIIIIS l00 "o Pure. ISSUE NO 25. 1900. JI J! BothmottteraetdddHedat once its was”; was and fat-producing tmqterties It makes the baby's food richer and more abundant: only buy the dollar siae-it's more economical. The result will please you. If the baby nurses, the mother should take the emulsion. wisely the fat all thin bi. . s need. If your baby does not gain in weight a last as you would like, try . The fink-cent size is just 1:?th baby. A little it in the bottle than or four times a liay will_ supply Scott’s Emulsion 860175 BO For the Baby " M At I" drygtrtt. cr M Windh- " d ad [in A Life Au"