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O 0o #x Je _A clock ad. is what might be con gidered an ad. of the times. If you want to make enemies eut of possible friends, just send your eirculars out to them with "short a Ng‘t;ao strange that a hamess‘deal- er adve igood crackem in a 'hiD & ) General Hamilton spoke a few words o the Gordon Highlandersâ€""the regiâ€" mept my father commanded, and ~I ‘was born in," and told them that all \Reotland would ring with the tales of their deeds. Why couldn‘t grass widows write good lawnâ€"mower ads? Cigar ads. must contain a few good puffs. 19th on the right. The ground fayâ€" ored the enemy, and the baro grasa _glopes 'r{‘l‘ln'iflatil_lg in rock{ kuxgea. seemed to threi‘tn heary loss, But the attack was well conceived, and the advance of Gen. Bruce Hamil« ton on the left, and that of General French beyond â€" him materially weakened the Boers opposed to the British right, i‘+ «4 The City Imperlal Yolunteers, who were the leading battalion of the left attack, were sharply engaged ; but moving forward with great dash and vigor, they nressed _ the enemy..hard and drove him from all ‘his poBsitions in advance of the main , ridge. « On the right, the fighting was kuore severe. The Gordon Highlandâ€" ers strongly attacked a kopje, and An spite of the terrific fire, which caused heavyy losses, carried it at ‘*the point of the bayonet, with ‘their customary heroism. The Cornwalls supported them. The ‘rBoe.r- fought stoutly, and managed to save their gun, but the whole of their }gflon fell into the hands of the ~British, and the enemy were driven ‘back towards the main ridge of the range There is no doubt they are the finest regiment in the world. Their unfaiterâ€" ing advance across the naked plain on a concealed enemy, in spite of frontal and enfilading fire, which spotted the ground on all sides with bullets, their machineâ€"like change of direction as the attack closed, and their fine charge with the bayonet, constitute their latest feat of armsâ€"the equal of Elands Laagte or Dargai. Night closed in while the musketry and cannonade continued,and the stubâ€" B&orn combatants fought on for nearâ€" 1y an hour by the glare of the burning weldt, which shells had set on fire. Finest Re;iment in the World Says Winston Churchil1. * & Winston Churchill, in his acâ€" of the fighting before Johanâ€" in a London newspaper, says: General Smithâ€"Dorrien, comâ€" manding the Infantry Division, diâ€" Â¥ected the actual attack, the 21st Brigade being: on the left, and the 19th on the right. The ground fayâ€" o‘red the enemy, and the bare grasa The Boers sullered heavily in their retreat, and our troops bivouacked on the captured ground. has increased from 115 to 139 pourds. It is now more than a year wince I discontinued the use of the 11 nd_ as I have not Jjad the fl]‘fi#fo’mh of the t.roufi;, in that time, I feel saie in saying that my cure is permanent. I would strongly mdvise others suffering from stomach troubles to give Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pille a fair trial." i DPr. Willlams‘ Pink Pills cure by goâ€" ing to the root of the diseasa They resew and bulld up the blood, and strengthen the nerves, thus driring disease from the system. Avold imitaâ€" tions by insisting that every box you mvhfl. is enclosed in a wrapper ring the full trade mark, Dr. Wilâ€" Hams‘ Pink Pills for Pale People _ If your dealer does not keep them they Will be sent postpaid at 50 cents a bo:x, or «ix boxes for $2.50, by addressâ€" log the Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Cos Brockville, Ont. % mnever felt botter in my life than I do at the present moment. All the disâ€" agreeable sensations that accompany dyspepsia have vanished ; I can enjoy my meals with relish, and my weight (From the Watchman, Charlottetown.) ‘ Mrs. John Holland, of Tarantum, P. E. I., is well known and highly respected in the community where she resides. For some years herlife was one of misery and _ suffering, Baving been an hcute sufferer from that common foe of humanity, @ysâ€" pepsia. A reporter hearing of her restoration to bealth through the agency of that wonderful remedy, Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills for Pale People, called upon Mrs. Holland to obtain _ particulars, which _ were chbeerfully given, as follows: "About four years ago I became very il}, 1 was attacked with a distressing pain in my stomach, accompanied by flashes of heat and cold. ‘These attacks were generally preceded by a sleepiness and stupor which « reâ€" quired constant exertion to keep‘ awake. I had little or no appetite. and food lay as a stone on my stomâ€" ach. As time passed, 1 was growing worse, vomiting of food set in, with sudden changes of heat and cold in my feet. 1 was so reduced in strength as not to be able toalk any distance without resting. To work I dare not attempt. 1 began to feel that I could not live very long in my present condition. I was reduced _ in weight to 115 pounds. Two â€" years ago 1 beâ€" gan using Dr. Williams® Pink Pille. Before this I had tried various _ advertised medicines, but without any benefit resulting. I was using the second box of the pills before I felt any benefit, but from *«z?at my recovery was rapid. I used in all five boxes of the pills, and have Makes the Lives of Thousands of People Misorable. Mrs. John Holland, of Tarantum, P E. 1., Gives Her Experience for the Benefit of Similar Sufferersâ€"Dr W iiâ€" Hams‘ Pink Pills Cured Her After Other Medicines Failed. STOMACH TROUBLE THE GORDONS. Ad. Lore. of watches alyways get time. c lsor of wifdow glass ily take panes in seâ€" ect for his ads. ie Mail Order Journal. Miller‘s Worm Powders cure all ailâ€" mente of children like magic. Truth compels the statement that our distinguished hosts had not catâ€" ered for us in thehumdrum way to which we are accustomed. For exâ€" ample, there . was nothing in the ‘bread line on the table but cake, and it will need a long training to reconâ€" cile me to poundcake with soup. Neiâ€" ther were there any potatoes ; that incomparable _ vegetable, without which no honest man‘s dinner table is complete, was not on our table. When gently asked if we could get these somewhat common juxuries, the waiter replied that there were none. I regret to say that I saw both on the Duke‘s table. Then there: was an uprising of the common people and our conversations with the waiter, intended for other ears, had a disâ€" tinctly disturbing effect on the con« vives across the way. Next night the prayers of the commons were heard and we had bread and potatoes, yea, and even cabbage. On the whole, we â€" have. no reason to regret the time â€" when we woere the guests of the nobility. Indeed, Tor my part, I think it is an exbllarating sight to see one of Britain‘s proudâ€" est Peers lustily swinging the bell that summons one to dinner. Of course, it has some disadvantages, as I found on the night that my bedroom candle burned out and I could not summon courage to go and ask the Duke of Westminster or he of Mariborough for a substitute. Therefore, I went darkly to bed. T ought to say a word in praise of the management of the bar by Major Richardson, Provostâ€"Marshal of the 11ith division. It is trug, the peopls who were turned away from the hotel and could not find a place to get a meal, while a dozen officers monopâ€" olized the biggest hotel in Kroonstad, were disposed to talk about hoggishâ€" NVOZ (RDWAI Uy DIVVe The readers of this P“"" will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in a‘l its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall‘s Catarrh Cure is the on‘.{v positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarh being a constituâ€" tional disease, requires a constitutional treatâ€" ment. Hall‘s Catarrh Cureis taken internal ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surâ€" faces of the system,. thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient su;e‘wh by buildlnf uJ) the constituâ€" tion and ting nature in oinYnus work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curaâ€" tive Poweru, that they offer One Hundred Dolâ€" lars for an( case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, 0. Bold by druggists, 75¢. Gauzy Trimmings. Gauzy flowers and gauzy ribbons and gauzy rosettes or pompons are the natâ€" ural trimming for one of the new hats of limp horsehair, "yedda" braid or soft silky straw. ‘These have no appreciable weight, and are a relief in hot weather, which makes a heavy hat a species of torture. Doubleâ€"faced satin ribbon, bows and fans of velvet, jetted wings and crowns; to say nothâ€" Ing of birds‘ plumages, make a hat or bonnet incredibly heavy to press upon the brow of a warm day. "Conventions have their disadvanâ€" tages," remarked the barter. I.Wh)- ?l’ "All of my razors are nicked up from shaving . politicians." â€"~Philadelphia North American. ness and the pure impudence of some people, and this became so general that after some» four days London‘s finest gentlemn went out of the saloon business, and allowed the landâ€" lord to regain possession of his own. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Distemper. consequently deposed, and the officers undertook to supply his place. _ ‘The 11ith division includes varous regiâ€" ments of guards, so that the gentle men who undertook this experiment in hotelâ€"keeping are the very cream of London society. Indeed, that was the only cream we had in the hote! and it could not be used for ameliâ€" orating either the tea or coffee. The first night under the new manâ€" agement is one long ~to be rememâ€" bered. The sentry informed us in an awed whisper as we doffed our hats in the hall preparatory to entering the diningâ€"room that we were goin to have the honor of dining witf] the greatest nobles in Britain. The committee of management had inâ€" vited the Duke of Westminster, the Duke of Marlborough and other lofty personages to dinner, and in presence of these we had to snatch our little snack. Mr. John A. Ewen writes to the Giobe: War brings with it strange experiences, and not all are grim. Among those which might be conâ€" sldered as presenting the light asâ€" pect was the commandeering of the Grand Hotel by the officers of the 11th division. Myself and friend arâ€" rived at this unusually good house of entertainment early enough to #seâ€" cure the last vacant room. Shortly after this had been settled by the landlord we recéived intimations that our title to the said room was being attacked. Col. Hamilton explained that the staff officers of the 11th division required the whojle house. As there were 25 bedrooms in the house and as there are two beis or more in each room, it was evident that this was a large order. _ There were four other newspaper men who had secured rooms, among them _ being Lord Cecil Manners and Mr. Winston Churchill, both representing the arâ€" istocratic Morning Post. We plebeâ€" ians maintained a very stiff attitude _â€"we had got rooms from the landâ€" lord and we refused to budge. Nothâ€" ing short of the might of the whole British army, represented by a corâ€" poral‘s guard, could move us. "The enemy were in a somewhat weak position,. _ If we were deprived of our rooms they could not with any face leave â€" the Morning _ Post â€" repreâ€" } sentatives in possession of theirs and they could _ not _ summon courage to deprive Lord Ceci] and the charming youne Winston of their little beds. Therc*was nothing for it, therefore, but to allow us to stop. A guard, however, was pet on the door, with instructions to prevent the intrusion of further uncongenial personages. Very early in the proâ€" ceedings it was found that it would never do to leavye ‘th> landlord in charge of his ow:n business. He was consequently deposed, and th> officers undertook to supply his place. _ ‘The 11ith division includes varous regiâ€" ments of guards, so that the gentle men who undertook this experiment in hotelâ€"keeping are the very cream | of London s60ietÂ¥ Indeai that uras Hall‘s Family Pills are the best. COMMANDEERING _A HOTEL. AMONG REAL LIVE LORDS, Globe‘s African Coresponâ€" dent in Swell Society. Against Hard Cheeks. $100 Reward, $100 Miller‘s Worm Powders are a wonâ€" derful medicine for ailments of chilâ€" 5 to 10 pounds per month is the usual increase in weight when taking Miller‘s Iron Pills, but as high as 30 pounds‘ increase has been reported. Miller‘s Worm Powders cure fits in children. Miller‘s Compound Iron Pills restore ]tihs color to pale cheeks and bloodless Every diningâ€"room should have its rug. The quality of this rug must, however, vary with the purchasing power of the individual. Two things ought to be remembered. The rug must not be so thin that it rolls up with every chair that is drawn across it, nor so thick that no chair can Bbe drawn at all. The rug may be Jfaid over a bare floor, a carpet, a filling or a matting. Rugs ought always to be Jower in color key than the rest of the roomp or they seem to jump up at;:)u and make a most unplicasant effect.â€"Harper‘s Bazar; i © "I really don‘t know," she respondâ€" ed, with the always bewitching diffiâ€" dence of a maiden under such cireumâ€" stances, "but I think I would go into court and testifly that you were a kleptomaniac and didn‘t know â€" what you were doing." Mahone Bay. F4ma LX)/ I was cured of a severely sprained leg by Minard‘s Liniment. Make neat and correct entries in daybook _ and ledger.â€"New _ York World. Lob 5,/B. E.L I was cured of a severe attick of Rheuma+tism by Miniard‘s Liniment. * John Mader. _ And he only laughed and thought it was a good joke.â€"Detroit Free l‘ress. by Before your son is fitted for busiâ€" 'm.*é shouid be able toâ€" W a good, jegible hand. Speak and write good English. Draw an ordinary bank cheque. Take it to the proper place in the bank to get it cashed. Add a column of figures rapidly and accurately. Make out an ordinary account. Write an ordinary promissory note. _ Spell all the words he knows how to He was the bashf{fulest man she had ever met. ‘"What would you do," he said, tentaâ€" tively, "if I were to steal a kiss from **No, #ir," was the contemptuous reâ€" ply, "I sell milk."â€"Iowa State Jourâ€" nal. +A - "I tell you," exclaimed the slim indiâ€" vidual, "that water is God‘s greatest gift to man." iAAA ‘"Are you a prohibitionist?" asked a bystander, taking him cordially by the band. yoOu he said, "is old{ashioned, and does not like decollete dresses; but I #m quite accustomed to them, for I have been so much among savages when a missionary that I 4o not mind them.‘ The following story comes from Rome. Some ladies made their appearâ€" ance at a papal reception, to the grave displeagure of the Pope, in ballâ€" room dress. ‘A wellâ€"known â€" cardinal was instructed to apprise these ofâ€" fenders of their breach of etiquette. The cardinal thus fulfilled his someâ€" what delicate mission: "The Pope," A curious profession for a woman is that of dGinnerâ€"taster. She is a product of Parisian refinement, and spends a portion 0% each day visitâ€" ing houses and tasting dishes _ inâ€" tended for dinner. She suggeste imâ€" provements, and shows the cook new ways of preparing dishes. The duties are pleasint and the comâ€" pensation ample. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Colds, etec Sprains and bruises can be cured up in short order when Polson‘s Nerviline is applied. â€" Its action is soothing, but very penetrating, and no pain or ache whatsoever can withstand it. No other pain remedy gives the result«s that Nerviline does, _ It is ten times stronger than any other, but \'erf pleasant to take inwardly or to rub on. Try it. CATARRHOZONE eures Catarrh. Cured Just as Quickly as Cramps and Toothache by Polson‘s Nerviline. Sunday, May 6th, saw the regiment camping at Winburg until late in the afternoon. An important event occurâ€" red, in the arrival of the draft, which had been chasing the regiment for days, almost for weeks. Ninetyâ€"three men it mustered, under Capt. Carpenâ€" ter, Capt. Winter and Capt. Boyd. To counterbalance this no less than 69 men had to be left at Winburg, the causes being enteric, dysentery, sore feet and other complaints incident to the march. Lieut. Oland had to stay with them, as he was sickening for fever. ‘Three other subalterns had had to go back.â€"Frederick Hamilton‘s letâ€" tor in Globe. I was cure of Bronchitis and Asthma Minard‘s Liniment. Bridgowater way Cape Town a short time before the move from Bloemfontein, and he had proved unequal to the demands of the campaign. Licut. Marshall, of Hamâ€" lIton is, in consequence of Capt. Barâ€" ker‘s depature, the officer commandâ€" Ing C Company. With the convoy went A Company as escort for part of the Notes"of Our Boys Who are Serving in South Africa. Weinesday, May 2nd, was a day of rest, the troops waiting for a convoy. This came and with the returning train of empty wagons went a number of men who were invalided back. With them went Capt. Barker and Liout. Willis. Capt. Barker‘s health had been severely tried by the hardships of the march, and ho was threatened with fever. Lieut,. Willis had come up from Strange Profession for Women Needed it in Mis Business. »39 7 The Cardinal Did Nct Mind. SPRAINS, BRUISES, Success Commandments. Only a Joke to Him. A Pretty Rug. 6. THE FRONT. Mrs. A. Livingstone i M Joshua Wynacht fenatt In kitchen gardens the Swedes aim especially to promote agricuilture, while the French seek to advance the culture of frult, vegetables and flowâ€" ers. The school gardens in the counâ€" try places of Switzeralnd are intendâ€" ed to give theoretical training in the growth of the most useful and important plants and to promote a love for horticulture and rural emâ€" | bellishments. Ceterrhozone cures Caterrh snad Asthme Does a dull aching of nerve or muscle, or the acuter pangs of neuraigla, toothache, or lumbago make life a misery? Thousands are compelied to suffer day in and day out because they are unacquainted with the exâ€" traordinary pain subduing power Of Netvilâ€" ineâ€"the great nerve pain cure, Nerviline cures toothache, rheumatism, neuralgia, scintica, enmr, celic, summer nt, nausea. Nerviline is the most prompt. penâ€" etrating and efectual remedy for all paim, whether internal, external or local. Miller‘s Compound Iron Pills, only conts for 50 doses. ‘The steamer Assyria has arrived at Halifax with 1,178 immigrants, chiefly Galicians. Putoam‘s Corn Extractor mnever disapâ€" points. It goes right to the root eof the trouble and will remove the source of your anpoyapce in short order. Beware of the cheap, poisonous and dangcrous substitutes that are on the market. Putnam‘s is sure, safe and harmless, Sold by all druggists DO YOU sUFFER PAIN ? 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They can‘t enjoy it. You have all seen a then peck at a grain of corn. Well, that is the way women peck at each other, and then they call it kissing. It is not the real thing, and as the pecking doesn‘t even have the excuse of denoting sgsincerity or friendship it should be discontinued.â€" Atchison Globe. * i , _ One of the finest in the Niagara Peninsula, at Mg:;"d s Liniment Cures Garget in Winona, 10 miles from Hnnmon. on two railâ€" wB. * ways. 170 acres, 45 of which is in fruit, mostly peaches, Will be sold in lots to suit purchasers. TD io Bc ol ce i i t oi NLCT "us L ds\ Miller‘s Powders cure Spelling Reform in Chicago. "I sea that according to the list one the words adopted by the University Chicago for reform in spelling is hroughout.‘" "How do they propos> to spell it ?" 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Address FRUIT FARM FOR SALE. When a criime is committed it is imâ€" portrut to learn whether the perpeâ€" trator is right handed or left handed, and an examination of the finger nails will throw . abundant light on this point. Dr. Regnault, in a paper read before the Anthropological Society of Paris, shows that there is a wide difâ€" ference between the pails of the right 'and those of the left hand, and that the nails of the right hand of a rightâ€" handed person are broader than those _of the left hand, while the opposite is the caso with leftâ€"handed persons. _ _ Dr., A. Minskow has made further researches in the same direction. Acâ€" cording to him, the difference in the size of the nails c© the right and left hand varies from onefourth to two millimetres. In those rare instances in which both hands are used equally no difference in size *s noticeable. The thumbnail is always the broadest in the case o‘ adults, and the middle finger has always ths longest nail, next to it in order being the ring finger, the index finger and the little finger. ‘The nails of the right hand are usually quite flat in the case of rightâ€"handed persons, the index finger and thumb being most marked in t,hls‘ respect. On leftâ€"handed persons #uch {lat nails are rarely, if ever, seen. Dr. Minskow finally says that there seems to be a curious connection between the cirecumference of the chest and the breadth of the fingor nails, his numerâ€" ous experiments having shown him that the broader the chest is the larger the nails are. OUS ‘The detection of cri is belioved, be much faci the recent discovery o Farmer Co., What it May Buiid on | Finger Nails ILE LIEBIG‘S FIT CURE t.y5tu.'aw l;'aln(::‘o' ;n?l-"':lrisn’(' s'a.:: C us their name and acdress and mentioning this paper. F Adress The LIEBIG CO. I 179 Y.in’ $t. 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Mre, Winslow‘s should al ways be used for Children ng. 1t soothes the child, softens the oures wind colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhosa. T wenty . five cents a bottle. 75 Pills in a 25 cents at all or »2fied in hy Ap obae opots ahail Imeriste, In curing Sick Headache, mm Tongue. Nervovsness, lmgq-lg R Liver and Kidney Trouble, has placesa them at the head of all medicine. | IssUE NO 28. 1900. KIDD‘S LITTLE LIVER PILLS The most wonderfu) effects produced by A WONDERFUL CURE FOR SICK HEADACHE is even more easily digested than cream. It‘s surprising how chilâ€" dren thrive when given it. Don‘t keep the children living on the edge of sickness all the time. Make them strong and rug::. plump and hearty. Scott‘s » sion of Codâ€"liver Oil and the Hypoâ€" phosphites of Lime and Soda will do this for them. Growing bodies must have an easily digested fat. Just think how much of it there is in milk, as cream. sCoOT In speaking about Scott‘s Emulsion for children, you should not ferget that it conâ€" tains Hime and soda, just what the child must have¢ to form strong bones and good teeth. It‘s this forming time you want to leok after. Strong Bones This Contest is Free, inan, a society belle, who i farmer in Windsor, Can ing the affair a wecret for x months, when the certifi found under the carpet in ¢ A big sensation was #% any person who f Charlott ivorce to ( C i Cw Mich #$8,. 4; i?“k & w 30 to auth Reren re Th DR.