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# + f } w a buggyâ€"ride, an he changed th‘ fiveâ€"five _ to fourâ€"fortyâ€"eight. Dorâ€" wey will wait f‘r th‘ sixâ€"seven, an‘ bhe‘l! find that it don‘t stop at Paraâ€" dise Manor, where he lives on Satâ€" ardahs an Winsdahs except Fridahs In Lent. Me‘ll get home at ‘liven o‘clock, an‘ if his wile‘s f rgot to lave th‘ lanthern in th‘ deepo, he‘ll crawl np to th‘ house on his hands an‘ knees. 1 see him last night in at th‘ dhrugâ€"sthore buyin‘ ile ivy pepâ€" permint f‘r his face. "Tis a gran‘ life in th‘ counthry, says he. ‘Ye have no idee, he says, ‘how good It makes a man feel, he says, ‘to esâ€" cape th‘ dust an‘ grima iv thi city,‘ be says ‘anm watch th‘ squrls at play,‘ he says. ‘Whin I walk in me own garden," he says, ‘I f‘rget, he says, ‘that they‘s such a thing as a Jnt to be wiped or a sink to be repatred," he says. He had a box of viggytables an‘ a can ivy conâ€" «dlensed milk uncher his arm. ‘Th‘ wile is goin‘ away nex‘ week he says. '_ho you come out an‘ spind a few ‘Do you come out an‘ spind a few. days, with me, hne says. ‘Not while 1 have th‘ strenth to stay here,‘ says 1. ‘Well, he says, ‘maybe,‘ he says, ‘I‘ll râ€"run in an‘ see ye,‘ he says. ‘Is there annything goin‘ on at th‘ theaytres?" he says. "I wanst spint a night in th‘ counâ€" thry, Hinnissy. ‘Twas whin Hogan bad his villa onut near th river. *‘Twas called a villa to distinguish it fr‘m a house. I ‘twas a little bigger, ‘twil be big enough f‘r th‘ hens, an‘ if ‘twas a little smaller, "twud be small enough f‘r a dog. It looked as if ‘twas made with a sceroll saw, but Hogan mannyfacthered it himsilf out iv a design in th‘ paâ€"aper. ‘How to make a counthry home on wan thousan‘ dollars. Puzzle : find th‘ money .‘ _ Hogan kidnapped me wan althernoon an‘ took me out there in time to go to bed. He boosted me up a laddher into me bedroom adâ€" ed to howl in th‘ yard. They was a frind iv this dog in th‘ next house that answeret him. a~‘ they had a loag chat. Some other dogs butted in to be companyanable. L heerd Hoâ€" gan â€" rollin‘ in bed, an‘ thin 1 heerd him goin‘ out to get a dbrink in wather. Ho thripped over a chair befure he lighted a matth to look at th clock. It seemed like an hour befure he got back to bed. Be this time th dogs was tired. an‘ 1 was thinkin I‘d take a nap, whin a bunch Iv crickets undher m»> windows bogun I‘r to discoorse. Ive heerd iv th crickets on th hearth. Hinnissy an‘ dure an‘ left me alone. "Well, I said me prayers an‘ got into bed an‘ lay there, thinkin‘ ivy me past life, an‘ womtherina‘ if th‘ house was on fire. "Twas warrum, Hinnissy. I‘l not deny it. Th‘ roof was near emnough to me that I cud smell th‘ shingles, an‘ the sun had been rollin‘ on it all day long, an‘ though it had gone away. I1‘d left a ray or two to keep th‘ place. But I‘m a survivon iv th‘ grereat fire, agy I often go down to th‘ rollin‘ mills, an‘. besides, mind xe, I‘m iv that turn ivy mind that whin ‘tis hot‘ I say ‘tis hot, an‘ lave it go mt that. So l Avhispers to mesili, *I‘ll dbrop off," 1 says, ‘inta a peaceâ€" ful @lumber, [ says, ‘like the healthy ploughâ€"boy that I am,.‘ says I. An‘ 1 count@!l as far as I knew how, an‘ conducted a flock iv sheep in a steepleâ€" chase, an‘ 1‘d just begua f‘r to wonâ€" dher how th‘ last thing{ I thought iv came into me head, whin a dog startâ€" «d to howl in th‘ vard They was a np i Jjnin not m« «h th w ne In} a boiler shop. but I spint th‘ rest ivy that night in Hogan‘s sittin‘ in th‘ bathâ€"tub. . "I saw him in th‘ mornin‘ at breakâ€" fast. We had canned peaches an‘ conâ€" densed milk. ‘Ye have ye‘er valise,‘ says ho ; ‘aren‘t yo goin‘ to stay out * ‘I am not) says I ‘Whin th‘ rattler goes by ye‘ll see me on th‘ rpl.ntlorm fleein‘ th‘ peace an‘ quiet dv th‘ counthry, f‘r the‘ turmoil an‘ KLBeat,‘ I says. ‘anr‘ food ivy a grâ€"reat ‘city," says I. ‘Stay on th‘ farm," says 1. ‘Commune,‘ says I, ‘with nature,‘ I says. ‘Enjoy,‘ 1 says. ‘th‘ simple, rusâ€" ic life ivy th‘ merry farmer boy that b some dliry ind thim on‘y lives a short life "Do they I used to thirk they were a‘l t money, bus anny time they get on me hearth | buy m a pound iv insict powdher. I‘d rather have a pilanola on th hearth anoay day, an‘ Gawd save me fr‘m that. An‘ so ‘twas dogs an mosquitoes, an‘ crickets an mosâ€" quito»s, ar a whippoorwill an‘ mosâ€" quitoes. an cocks beginnin‘ to crow at two in th‘ mornin,/ an‘ mosquiâ€" toes, so that whin th‘ sun bounced up an punched me in th eye at four, I knew what th‘ truth isâ€"that th counthiry is th noisiest place in th wurruld. Mind ye, there‘s a roar in th‘ city, but in th‘ counthry th‘ nolses beats on yo‘er ear, like carpet tacks bein driven into th‘ drum. Beâ€" tween the chirp iv a cricket an‘ th‘ chirp iv th‘ hammer at th‘ mills, l take th‘ hammer. I can go to sleep "Where‘s Dorsey, the p‘umber, these days?" asked Mr. Hennessy. f ol goes whistlin‘ to his wurruk befure breakfast,‘ cays {[. ‘But, I must go back,‘ I says, ‘to th‘ city,‘ I says, ‘where th‘ dust is laid be th‘ sprinkâ€" Un‘ cart, where th‘ iceman comes reâ€" gular, an th‘ roof gardon is in bloom, an‘ ye‘re waked not by th‘ sun, but be th‘ milkman,‘ I says. ‘I want to be near a doctor whin I‘m sick, an‘ #Rat eatable food whin I‘m hungry. SQU es f‘ra day," he says. *‘ "Pis life an‘ a merry wan,‘ says I. y dio iv indigisthion 7 I says. fell down through th‘ thrapâ€" n‘ left me alone. , I said me prayers an‘ got 1 an‘ lay there, thinkin‘ ivy me . ‘I hope, says | wlin‘ th‘ pigeons,‘ 1 anny pigeons here that ? says L *‘Th ys he. inny h seen, _ S n th‘ back MN millns thought savys L. OT r a_ heavyy whin they‘s followed by ‘Ye mustn‘t _ mosquito ho That‘s câ€" ‘ye ; *"mg s he, ivy th‘ assin,‘ th N) as we was. We‘re diffrent men, Ilinnisay. Ye may say, as Hogan does, that we‘re ladin‘ an artificâ€" yal life, but, be Hivens, ye might as well tell me I ought to be parâ€" adin‘ up an‘ down a hill side in a suit iv skins, shootin‘ th antylope an‘ th‘ moose, be gorry, an‘ livin‘ in a cave, as to make me believe L ought to get along without sthreet cars, an‘ ilicthric lights, an‘ lllyvators, an‘ sodyâ€"wather, an‘ ice! ‘We ought to live where all th‘ good things ivy life comes {fr‘im,‘ says Hogan. ‘No,‘ says L. ‘Th‘ place to live in is where all th good things iv life goes to." Ivrything that‘s worth havin‘~ goes to th‘ clty; th‘ counthry takes what‘s left. Ivrything worth havin‘ goes to the city an‘ is iced. Th‘ cream comes in an‘ th‘ skim milk stays; th‘ sunburnt viggytables is conâ€" sumed be th‘ hearty farmer boy, an‘ I go down to Callaghan‘sstore an‘ ate th‘ sunny half ivy a peach. Th‘ farmer boy sells what he has I‘r money, an‘ Iget th‘ money back whin he comes to town in th‘ winther to see th‘ exposition. ‘They give us th‘ products iv the sile, an‘ we give thim cottage orgsans an‘ knockâ€"out dhrops, an‘ they think they‘ve broke even. Don‘t lave anny wan convince ye th‘ counthry‘s th‘ place to live, but don‘t spread th‘ news yet f‘r a while. Im goin‘ to advertise Dooleyvilleâ€" beâ€"th‘â€"river. Within six siconds is sthreet cars an‘ railwa thyrains, an‘ alsy reach iv th‘ theaytres an‘ amâ€" bulance. Spind th‘ summer far fr‘m the busy baunts iv th‘ fly an‘ th‘ bug be th‘ side iv th‘ priin‘ iceâ€"wagon. Iil db ity I tell ye. T‘ll organâ€"ize exâ€" curslions an‘ I‘ll have th‘ poor iv th‘ counthry in here settin‘ on th‘ cool steps an‘ passin‘ th‘ can fr‘m hand to hand ; I‘ll take thim to th‘ ball game an‘ th‘ theaytre; I‘ll lave thim sleep till breakfastâ€"time, an‘ T‘ll sind them back to their overcrowded homes to dhream iv‘ th‘ happy life in town. I will so." "Im glad to hear ye say that," saild Mr. Hennessy. "I wanted to go out to the counthry, but I can‘t unless I sthrike." "‘That‘s why I said it," replied Mr. D ( vole v Shows That the Blood and Nerves Need Toning Up. Mrs. Henry Parsons, a respected resident of Exeter, Ont., is one of the many who have tested and provâ€" ed the value of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills. For many months she was a great sufferer from what is comâ€" monly termed "a run down system." To a reporter of the Advocate she gave the following _ story in the hope that other sufferers might benefit from her experience: "For many months my health was in a bad state, my constitution being greatly run cdown. I was troubled with continual headaches, my a&pâ€" petite was poor and the least exâ€" ertion greatly fatigued mne. I conâ€" sulted a physician, but bis treatâ€" ment did not appear to benefit me and I gradually became worse, so that I could hardly attend 10 my household duiies. 1 then tried seyâ€" eral advertised remedies, but withâ€" out result, and 1 began to regard my condition as hopeless. A neighâ€" bor called to see me one day and urged me to try Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, Having tried so many mediâ€" cines without receiving _ benefit, 1 was not easily persuaded, but finâ€" ally I consented to give the pills a trial. To my surprise and great jJoy 1 noticed an improvement in my condition before 1 had finished the first box and by the time 1 bad taken four boxes of the pills I was fully restored to health. I no longer suffer from those severe headaches, my appetite is good, I can go about my household duties without the least trouble; in fact, I feol like a new woman. All this 1 owe to that best of all medicines, Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, and I would strongly urge other sufferers to give thom a trial." & This Conaition Causes More Genuine Suffering Than One Can Imagineâ€" lHow a Well Known Exeter Lady Obtained a Cure After She Had Begun to Regard Her Condition as Hopeless. (From the Advocate, Exeter, Ont.) "A run down system!" What a world of misery those few words imply, and yet there are thousands throughout this country . who are suffering from this condition. Their blood is poor and watery ; they sufâ€" fer almost continuously from headâ€" aches; are unable to obtain restfal sleep and the least exertion greatly fatigues them. What is needed to put the system right is a tonic, and experience has proved Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills to be the oniy neverâ€"Lailâ€" ing tonic and health restorer. early In th‘ mornin‘ an‘ hook in a newspaper,‘ says I. ‘The‘ city," says I, ‘is the‘ on‘y summer resort f‘r a man that has iver lived in th‘ city,‘ I siys. An so I come in. "Tis this way, Hinnissy ; th‘ counâ€" thry was all right whin we was young an‘ hearty, before we beâ€" come enfeebled with luxurios, d‘ye mind. ‘Twas all right whin we cud shtand it. But we‘re not so shtrong box, or six boxes for $2.50, by adâ€" dressing the Dr. Wiiliams‘® Medicine Lo. Brockville Ont. ie oJ‘ â€" Dr. Williams‘® Pink Pills are reâ€" cognized the world over as the best blood and nerve tonic, and it is this power of acting directly on the blood and nerves which enable these pills to cure such diseases as locomotor ataxia, paralysis, St. Viâ€" tus‘ dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheaâ€" malism, _ nervous headache, the after effects of la grippe, palpitaâ€" tion of the heart, that tired feelâ€" ing resulting from nervous prostraâ€" tion; all diseases resulting from vitâ€" lated humors in the blood, such as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc. Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills are sold by all dealers in medicine or can be had by mail, postpaid, at 50 cents a A RUN DOWN SYSTEM "I am the possessor of a town and country house, a yacht, a stable of thoroughbreds, and a box at the upera." She hesitated, and a â€" slight flush betrayed that she was listening. "I have got," he continued, with a certain fierceness, " thirty servants, forty pairs of trousers, fiflty ancesâ€" tors, three automobiles, six prize bull pups and an army commission." Ah! she had found her tongue at lisped. The young man shuddered. He felt that he had lost. He had played nervily and high, but she was above his limit. ; "Here," said the widow, rushing into the office of the man who dealt in tombstones. " I refuse to pay you tor the old monument you want to palm off on me. My poor, paor husâ€" band! He ha #prked up a stick of dynamite and was trying to find out whether it was any good or not when the accident happened. Ah, he‘! All we ever found of him was the left leg. â€" That we placed in the grave with due ceremory. Oh, William, Wilâ€" liam! It isn‘t much, but what there is oÂ¥ it is sacred to me." " But, madam,‘ the dealor in marble said, "what have I to do with all this ?" last " What have you to do with it ?" she cried, " Haven‘t your men gone out there and put a slab with ‘He Rests in Peace‘ on it over that leg ? People who know the circumstances would wonder when they saw the inscription why I didn‘t have it made ‘He Rests in Pieces, You take that down before toâ€"morrow, otr Tll hire somebody to do it." 1 An investigation showed that tha workmen had made a mistake in graves.â€"Chicago Recordâ€"Herald. The cabby, perfectly inflexible, reâ€" wlied : "King ? Yes, ‘e‘d a king, ‘e is â€"an uncrowned king! Did yer see ‘is ‘at ? Why, it ‘ad«a ‘ole in it ‘? The young man drew himsel{f up to this full height. "I Jhave," he cried, "an unsullied character, an ardent heart, a verâ€" satile mind and strenuous biceps." "Why, no," said the Â¥elishing the idea of for? Ain‘t we goty a live in ?" A policeman standing by who reâ€" cognized His Majesty, and who also knew the cabby, said to him afterâ€" ward : London Answers says a lady was recently reading to her young son the story of a little fellow whose father was taken ill and died, after which he set himsel{ _ diligently to work to assist in â€" supporting himâ€" #elf and his mother. _ When she fhad finished the story. she said : "Oh, yes, my dear," or "but we can‘t cat know." His Majesty at once made room, and, as the cabby passed him, beâ€" stowed upon him an aggravatingly sweet smile. "Ah‘"‘ sarcastically remarked the cabby, "I reckon the poor devil you got that machine from would emile sweetly if you‘d only call an‘ pay ‘im!" The young girl yawned and seemed interested. He was quick to push his advantage. "Now, Tommy, if pa were to die, wouldn‘t you work to keep mamâ€" ma {" "Well. ain‘t we got plenty of things in the pantry ?" continued the young hopefual. "Certainly, dear." replied the mothâ€" er, "but they would not last long, and what then ?" "Well, ma." said the young incorâ€" rigible, after thinking a moment, "ain‘t there enough to last till you get another husband ?" _ "Did you know that was the King you spoke to just now ?" Tourist "You. sa y West for West. Is climate & Westernerâ€"I should say so. Why, sir, whenever we have visitors they just sit themwelves right down, and don‘t do a thing the whole day: long but write poetry about feathored songsters, and soughing winds, an‘ blushing posies, and celestialâ€"â€" "Well, I‘ll tell you. _ We raised six hundred chickens this year, and when time came to get ‘em to marâ€" ket we was iu& a fix. The‘ dealers wouldn‘t take ‘em unless they were picked. . Now, you see what a job that would be. Six hundred chickâ€" ens to pick, and only me and my wife to do it." "Yes, but the climateâ€"â€"" "That‘s it. Our beautiful agricultural climâ€" ate was what saved us. That very day along came a cyclone, picked up them chickens, gave their necks a twist, stripped every feather off, an‘ landed the, lot in the next town right in front ‘of the market house!" Injurious to Coal. If a load of coal is left out of doors, exposed to the weatherâ€"say, for a monthâ€"it loses oneâ€"third _ of its heating qualities. If g ion of coal is placed on the ground and left there and another ton is placâ€" ed under a shed, the latter loses about 25 per cent. of its heating force, the former about 47 per cent. Hence it is a great saving of coal to have it in a dry place, covered over and on all sides. The softer the coal the more heating power it loses, because the volatile and valuable constituents undergo a slow combustion. h s ginik?. na "Yes, but is the climate adapted to farming ?" [A One mworning last week an inciâ€" dent occutred which greatly amused the King. He was not far from Oxâ€" ford street about 6.30 a.m., trundâ€" ling his machine very quietly and evidently in a philosophic mood, for he seemed oblivious to ‘everything around him. Suddenly he heard this salutation : The speaker was a cabby, who was somewhat inconvenienced by the royal machine. #994000004900008+e "Hi, mister! Are you boss of this ‘ere town. Can‘t you let some one else ‘ave a chawnce?" 449440008004 90409009400040009e And how many gol{ medals ?" she SHORT STORIES OF THE DAY â€"_vou have a farm in the sale. I think of going out your farm in a good fertile just arrived in New Yorkâ€" i. is little chap, not work. "What good house to said the mothâ€" the house, you TORONTO The Veddahs, or wild hunters of Ceylon, mingle the pounded fibres of soft and decayed wood with the honey on which they feed when meat is not to be obtained. Of seven Presidents of France only one has served a fall term. There were 150,000 children at school in India sixty years ago. There are 4,000,000 now. There are 11,700 hotels in Paris, in which there are on an average of 240,000 guests. There are 28,894 javenile temperâ€" ance societies in the British islands, with a membership of 3,536,000. The strikes that have occurred in the United States last year cost the country, it is, said, between â€" four hundred million and five hundred milâ€" lion dollars. An odd consignment from Italy, which reached an Indian town the other day, consisted of one beeâ€"a large queen insect, which is to form the nucleus of an aplary. ‘* Yes‘m, and Ihad to go all over town to get enough of ‘em, toa. Noâ€" body ever heard of either bein‘ cooked and ett." + . "* What are you talking about, Keturah ?" "‘Them guinea pigs, ma‘am." (With a gasp.) " Do you mean to say these are guinea pigs?" * Yes‘m. What else ?" * You hideous thing! Itold you to get guinea hens}" Tableau. It is wiser to speak one‘s own lanâ€" guage correctly than several others badly, as so many emart persons do. Condensations. Belfast is the richest and most populous city in Ireland. The price of medicine in Prussia is regulated by the Senate. Scotland, with larger population than Ireland, has thirty Parliamenâ€" tary representatives fewer. The per capita of wealth in the United States was $308 in 1850, 8780 in 1870 and is now $1,200. Some of them Possess Great Knowâ€" ledge of Surgery. There is not a few birds, says the Toledo Blade, that possess a knowâ€" ledge of the prineiples of surgery that is not far from supernatural The woodcock, the partridge and some other birds are able to dress their wounds with considerable skill. _A French naturalist says that on seyâ€" eral occasions he has killed woodcock that were when shot, convalescing from wounds previously received. In every instance he found the old inâ€" jury neatly dressed with down pluckâ€" ed from the stem of feathers and skillfully arranged over the wound, evidently by the long beak of the bird. In some instances a solid place was thus formed, and in other ligaâ€" tures had been applied to wounded or broken limbs. Birds are often found whose limbs have been broken by shot with the fractured ends neatly joined and liâ€" gated. M. Dumonteil tells of a woodâ€" cock that had been shot by a sportsâ€" man on the afternoon of a certain day. After a long searsh the bird was given up, but it was discovered the next morning by an accident. In the meantime the wounded legs were It is a peculiar fact that the Emâ€" peror of China and the Viceroy of India, taken together, govern more than half the population of the world. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Garget in Coxmwa#. "‘This is a strange Ioui&lng‘ dish Keturah." One day he killed a bird that eviâ€" dently had been severely wounded at some recent period. The wound was covered and protected by a sort of network of feathers, which had been plucked by the bird from its own body and so arranged as to form a plaster completely covering and proâ€" tecting the wounded surface. It had evidently acted as hemostatic i the first place and subsequently as a shield covering the wound. The feaâ€" thers were fairly netted together, passing alternately under and above each other and forming a textile faâ€" bric of great protective power. _ So Frank is spreading the good tidâ€" inga among his friends as fast as he can. If he meets a man suffering with Backache he tolls Lim rizght straight what is really the matter with him and recommends Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. In this way he is the meana of helpâ€" ing many a poor victim of Kidney Disease who might never have underâ€" stoodi that in Dodd‘s Kidney Pills he has a sure escape from his affliction. "It gives me a great amount of pleasure," says Mr. Colleaux, "to reâ€" commend Dodd‘s Kidney Pills to all my neighbore and frien4s. I can tesâ€" tify to their excellent curative proâ€" perties 1 Rackache, because 1wo boxes cured me." BIRDS DRESS THEIR WOUNDS. found to be neatly ligated, an exâ€" quisitely neat bandage having been placed around each limb. The poor bird, however, had, in dressing its wound, entangled its beak with some long, soft feathers, and had it not been discovered, it would have died of starvation. A MANITOBA MAN. Testifies to the Powers of the Famâ€" ous Dodd‘s Kidney Pilisâ€"Cured of Backache Like Ihousands Moreâ€" Bpreads the Good Work Among His KFriends. Oak Lake, Man., Aug. 19.â€"Frank Colleaux, of this place, has turned missionary. A conscientious sense of duty has impelld him to spread a certain good work among his friends and neighbore. The work in question is the work of Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. Bome time ago Mr. Colleaux® was cured of Backache. He had it for years. Though he didn‘t know it, his kidnueys were affected, and it was his kidneys that caused him such misery. But he found relie{. H» did more, he found a positive cure. He read that Dodd‘e Kidney Pills cure Backache. 8o they do ; they‘ve cured thousands of cages of it, simply because they act on the Kidney@ with such splendid effect and thus get at the cause of that fearful disablement. One of the Links in the Long Canadian Chain of Direct Evidence. Domestic Tragedy. SOZODONT roormrowner 25 When a man flatters himself that he knows a woman, heâ€"flatters himâ€" self. Eo ooo pe es EEEVT OR OW OUC OMR SU, When a girl says emphatically that she won‘t it is morally certain that she will ; when she says she will, will she ? The most effective argument â€"a charming woman can use to a man is an appealing "Don‘t you think so?" The girl who judges a man from the eurl of his moustache does not deâ€" serve much sympathy when she is disillusioned. N The gaudy tinsel of admiration is a surer bait for woman than the gold of devout love. Set. C. C. RICHARDS & CO The greatest lack of logic is played by the man who reasons ically with a woman. Man loves to be praised for his inâ€" tuition, woman for her logic. As a rule, neither possesses either. Sergeant Kelly, of the Irish bar. in the early years of the nineteenth century, used to indulge in a picâ€" turesque eloquence, racy of the soil, but unfortunately he would someâ€" times forget the line of argument and would always fall back on the word "therefore," which generally led his mind back to what he had intended saying. Kometimes, howâ€" ever, the effect was almost disasâ€" trous. One time he had been comâ€" plimenting the jury, assuring them that they were men of extraordinâ€" ary intelligence, and then branch~ ed off into a statement of his case, With a wave of his hand and a smile on his face, he proceeded. "This is so clear a case, gentlemen, that I am convinced you felt it so the very moment I stated it. I should pay men of intelligence a poor compliment to dwell on it for a minute, therefore, I shall proceed to explain it to you as minutely as possible."â€"The Green Bag. Remember, woman is most per{lect when most womanly.â€"Gladstone. . All I am or can bs I owe to my angel mother.â€"Abraham Lincoln. Earth has nothing. more _tenader than a plous woman‘s heart.â€"Luther. Lovel)'r woman, that caused â€" our cares, can every care â€" beguile.â€" Beresford. Even in the Garkest hour of carthly il1l woman‘s fond affection glows.â€" Sand. Disguise our bondage as we will, ‘tis woman, woman, rules us still.â€" Moore. Raptured man quits each doving sage, oh, woman, for thy lovelier page.â€"Moore. It is always a matter that others should take ries so much to heart they make so light of « â€" He that would have Tine guests let him bhave a fine wife.â€"Ben Johnson. Oil and waterâ€"woman and a secrot â€"are hostile properties.â€"Bulbwer Lytâ€" ton. Women need not look at those dear to them to know their moods.â€"Howâ€" ells. Dear Sirs,â€"I have used MINARDS LINIMENT in my stable for over a year and consider it the very best for horseflesh I can get, and strongâ€" ly recommend it. lzl;dilm.rd's Liniment Cures Diphtheâ€" ria. _A woman‘s strength is most potent when robed in â€" gohtleness.â€"Lamarâ€" tine. At Bideford recently Sara ers, widow, of Silver street, Bi was _ charged with pret to tell the fortunes of William itt and his father, of Blade, combe. On _ Feb. 9th young | went to Bideford to see Mrs. about his father, who wAS } tions, especiall) _‘ They in _ varied fairy tales of C tinaally grow in P you may remembe to lifracombe, 0n When I was ill a Clovelly an old 1i a friend of mine, terview with me persuading me to P 101. o 4iPn self. Money makes the man, but man is to make the money first, GEO. GOUGH. Livery Stables, Quebec. An Unfortunate Deduction | superstitions live for genCe‘a~ , especially in Saxon countries. in _ varied form become the â€" tales of childhood and conâ€" lly grow in popularity. Slade, as may remember, is & village close fracombe, on the road to Lee. n I swas ill a few years ago at lly an old fisherman, who was end of mine, had a gerious inâ€" ew with me with the subject of imading me to dismiss my doctor send for the White Witch, who a man. I never could be quite that he did not believe in himâ€" Boliloquies in the Shade. led Opinfons of Woman. a matlter of surprise ould take their worâ€" to heart ; also that light of ours.â€"Smart W i ooR Tindioias e c n t d disâ€" logâ€" and people agree that Scott‘s Emu!. sion of codâ€"liver oil is the best thing to take for ‘"‘don‘t feel well and don‘t know why,‘‘ especially babies â€"they like itâ€"men and women don‘t mind it, but babies actually enjoy it. Brno rom PAEE CAWPLE awo Tay wr. neort 4 SOMEAET $1.00, "All dirakeists.""""""*‘ As mercury will surely destroy the gense of smell and completely derm;ge the woole system when entering it chrough the mucous surfaces. Buch articles should never be used except on prescriptions from rerut.ublo physicians, as the damage they wili do is ten fold to the good you cam possibly derive from them. Hall‘s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.J. Chencey & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous eurfaces of the system. s buying Hall‘s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. Itis taken internally and made in Toledo, Okio, by F. J, Cneney & Co, Testimonials free. The installation of a central steaimâ€" heating y®*ant for the various build ings of the University of Chicago is to be utilizsed to assist in keeping the cement walks clear of rain and snow in particular, ‘The plan is to place the steam pipes leading to the «difâ€" ferent buildings in subways located underneath the cement walks, the subways being near enough to keep the walks moderately warm. ‘The effect, iX course, will be to rapidly melt all falls of snow and to quickly dry up the rain, thus maintaining the walks "In all weather in good condiâ€" tion for the students who have to go :)ac"k and forth between the different ialls. DU CHAILLU AND THE BEAUTY and prospectus free Co., G uerpelf. Ont. F)R SALEâ€"200 ACRES, RUSSELL OOU N ty, 12 miles from Ottawa, township of Cumberland, }; mile from Eastman‘s Springs. lflllcl'elhl‘il ‘Iund. 100 of good peat land, 0: splendid hay land, heln{edn(ned. with govern ment ditches, 100, will sold sepmrate or all together, Apply W.T. Powell, Chemsford, Ont. m’mmhdl.ss of which is in fruit, w Will be sold in one parce! or di into lots of 15 to 20 acres to suit purâ€" chasors. ‘Thisis a decided bargain Address Jonathan Carpenter, P. O. box 109, Winons, Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury Ww The Hotel Buckingham, The Mariborough and; Phe Lillinn,. All up to date buildi Roof gardon on the Buckh&hu.m. Room.gfl.i.wmrs:,\'. Buckinghan. Roomsâ€"$1.00 per day. _ Apply F. B. ROBINS, Hotel Buckingham, Bafalg ¢: P: e AGENT(S. ‘)’\'AI;;TED-WE W.‘\_I!‘\'hl‘ ll‘Ar"Y agen sell our new book, The Porfoct ‘\:l?mstn: beautifully éllu-u'a.wd: a book that s at almost ev ouse; average earnings $2 to $6 a day; t_:rsltt given; circulars, terms F)R RUPTURE "THE WM. PAYNE IMPROVED TRUSS " has no equal: dif fers from all others; can be woru continuous!y; absolute comfort in any position: when dir couraged with inferior trusses try "PA YNXE‘~ -::el:nc‘nnm Bendtar '"“““"%‘.33 pvlt'lhn- ‘apable representatives wanted. The cvuum Payne Co., London. Ont. He Stole a Kiss and Was Ordered Imâ€" periously to Put it Back. Paul Du Chaillu, the noted travy» ellerp, who has a number of plea» sant aeqnalntances in Chicago, was leading man in an odd little scone shortly before his recent departure fop the old world. He was spending a few days at the house of a Ilifeâ€" long friend, whose pretly daughter has lately made her debut in society, One afternoon he quietly . entered the library for a book and found the girl lan_,ted ip a large chair by omm V a window bhamming an old Scotch song. Bhe made a pretiy picture and Du Chaillu stood watlching heg until she sangâ€" An‘ a laddie brave be‘d be Who to touch my lips would dare, The traveller decided | to | accept the challenge, as might a man old enough to be her grandfathor and who had carried the singer in his arms when she was in long clothes, Stepping forward, he gave an imiâ€" tation of the "laddie" who ~would dare." The tall, young beauly ros In apparent wrath and, . towering above the humiliated little man, de livered a declaration | of indopondâ€" ence and scathing rebuke | that brought sauntering guests« upon the scene. " The startlied traveller was not slow to accept the ijnvitation, though in doing so his manner lackâ€" ed much of its accustomed | grave because of his temporary â€" conlcâ€" sion. "Wt bit al n s 1Ia'sgfi "How dare you," concluded the glowing girlâ€"M. Du Chaillu had never seen her look _so _ beautifulâ€""how dare you, Paul Du Chaillu, take adâ€" vantage of my helplessness to «toal a{ kiss from '.m."!':, s af kiss Trom me. WThen, with inimitable grace, «ink ing upon her knees so that her roseâ€" bud of a mouth was just temptingly below the old travelier‘s, she deâ€" manded, with a bewitching | smile: "Paul Du Chaillu, put it back" Mrs. Winslow‘s Soothing S rup should alâ€" wmbenndbrehlunnwetzln:. It sgothes the child. softens the gums, cures wc and is the best remedy for diarrho: a, TR ty Ave cents a bottle. Buftal0 HObglS Doctors 44 Sold by druggists, price T5¢ per bottle Minard‘s Liniment Cures Distemâ€" ISsUE NO 35 1901. anadian houses for Canadians at Canadiar prices and managed by a Canadianâ€" Steam Dried Sidewalks , «loctor, he hasn‘t the morning." 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