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*# E9 a *} OA Ohase‘s Ointment A young lady had ‘ust finished p|uy- ing a selection from "Faust." 0ld Ladyâ€"How nice! I always did like "Home, Sweet Home." Young Lady (with a start)â€""Home, Sweet Home *" Old Ladyâ€"Yes, Minnie plays it. I eenmi to the South Sea Islands."â€"Chiâ€" cago Newa. Sometimes acold settios in the bowels. The pain pierces like a lance. Get r1d of it promptly by taking Porry Davis Painkiller in sweetened watl er. Tnere is but one Painkiller, Peorty Davis‘. Refuse substitutes. When he returned, eager to learn the old nman‘s opiaion of the lady, bhe asked : "Well, yonu saw the bride, Thomas?" ‘"Yigh ; Aw seed her." "She‘s a very rich lady, Thomas." "Yigh : so she is, Aw‘ve yerd." "Well, then, what‘s your own priâ€" vate epizion. Thomas, eh ?" "Aw think she‘s a reyt bonny wench to tawk to. as weel as be‘a‘ rich and cliver, but, maisther, iv beauty‘s a sin, she wain‘t ha‘ that to onswer tur !"â€"â€"London Spare Moments. ® To prove to you_that Dr. Chase‘s Ointment is a certain ' es 323 abflolut{e curz' f?:c ‘:jlch and every form ng, * bleedingand Dfltrndh&gilu. manu=â€"cturers have guaranteed it, tesâ€" s in the daily prcw_and ask your neighâ€" what they tg(i.nlk: ?ffi' ® Yor:d c.w it ..g e now cured. bex, m :rn glesou,‘l,fAm & Co., Toronta, her sex. She usually walks, with tact aad a loving heart, in other women‘s paths, lives in other woâ€" men‘s homes, aszsd rejoices in other women‘s joys, making them her own. â€" The childrea adore her, _ for she becomes to them a sort of fairy godmother, one who possesses _ all the tesderness of a mother withâ€" out the extremes of maternal disâ€" cipline. She loves to give chiidren a "good time," and does it with exâ€" traordinary success. In household details, what a treasure! How many dinners owe their success to _ her, who reaps no glory except the glory of doing ! Aad in tihe ultimate crials oi life, what a prop and solace sh> becomes! _ But it is to the young boyâ€"lovers of the family that she exmbits the finest flower of her caâ€" pacity for friendship. _ What a gift of urderstamling she scems to have! There is no difficulty she cannot disâ€" sipate, no fear she camnot lesson, no tender little hallâ€"scared hope that she does not encourage to bloom for the other woman. It is alwayse for somebexiy else that she is working, and perhaps it & this which gives to her eyes the look that even the worst among us unconsciously assoâ€" clates with all that is best and fairest in life. Let them make ‘un of her if they will, but pould we do withâ€" out her.â€"Harper‘s Weekly. » & When washing greasy dishes or pots and pans, Lever‘s Dry Soap (a powder), will remove the grsase with the greatest ease. Proof Positive. Then the defiant, militant spirit took possession of the devoted misâ€" slonary. I Not the Fatat Gift. Some months ago the father of a young man wl had recently entered the married state had occasion to disâ€" patch his faithful but somewbat outâ€" spoken old servant to his son‘s resiâ€" dence. "You think I‘m a pudding!" he eried. "I‘ll show you I am not." "The proof of the pudding is in the eating." rejoined the savages darkâ€" 1y.â€"Detroit Free Press. A toast is offered to the spinster ! We meet a great many pleasant psoâ€" ple in this world, but nowhere do we Timcd a more satisfactory person than that eldoriy unmarried woman genâ€" erally and somewhat disrepectfully kuown as the ‘old maid," and supâ€" posed to be afflicted witn "nerves" aml a cantankerous disposition. As a matter of fact, she is frequeatly the sweetest, most selfâ€"{orgetful of Many people have been puztled as to how a kidney medicine can cure paralysis. This is easily underâ€" stood when it is remembered that the kidney poison, which is the direct result of kidney weakness, is most * {From the Mail and Empire) / Oshawa, Ont.,. Feb. 21.â€"Joseph Brown, whose case was fully raportâ€" ed in the Mail and Empire some days ago, seems to be the most talkedâ€"of and writtenâ€"about man in Canada. He iz in feceipt daily of many letâ€" ters from all over the Dominion. Physiclans and scientists, as well as gick people, write him, and many and often amusing questlons are asked. To all Mr. Brown answers: "I ha‘ve given my sworn statement, and it tells my story. Dodd‘s Kidney Pills cured me, and that after I had been partially paralyzed and unable to move for over four months, and given up by many doctors." Joseph Brown Attracts Attenâ€" tion of Physicians, Scienâ€" tists, and Sick People. How a Remarkable Case of Paralysis Was Cured. THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN CANADA. OSHAWA MIRACLE _ IS EXPLAINED Her Taste in Music Paa Ry OeR Cee esnt CE REnerenrannt v The Hebrew day begins with the sunset ~of the . day preceding/the corresponding date in the Christian calendar. I " 5665. #f Rosh Hashanah Eve, Tishri 1st Oct. 1st. Barah Berohardt rehearsed "Cleoâ€" patra‘" five hundred _ times before playing it before an audience, go she says.. The Hebrew festivals for that portion of the present year which will conleude the year 5662 of the Jewish era, are with the occurâ€" rences, Hebrew date and common date, in the order named, as folâ€" lows : Loss of Flesh, cough, and pain on the Chest may not mean consumption, but are bad signs. Allen‘s Lung Balâ€" sam loosens the cough and healsinâ€" flamed air passagos. Not a grain of oplum in it. The starfish has no nose, but can smell with the whole of its under glde. All European Russia has only 780 newspapers and â€" periodicalsâ€"about oneâ€"third the number in the State of New York. Rosh 8th. Rosh â€" Chodesh, Adar (Second), March 10th. Purim, V‘Adar 14th, March 23rd. sRouh Chodesh, Nissan 1st, April th. Pesgach Nissan 15th, April 22nd. Pessach 7th Day, Nissan 21st, April 28th. Rosh Chodesh, Tyar 1st, May 8th. elr{l.osh Chodesh, Sivan 18t, June t Shabuoth, Sivan 6th, June 11th. Otll‘i.“h Chodesh, ~Tamuz 1st, June Odd Trifies. The Chinese have twice sacked Moscow, once in 1237 and again in 1293. Ireland has ‘the highest average number of chiliren per family, 5.20, while France has the lowest, 8.03. Dear Sirs,â€"I havo Jbeen a great sulferer from rheumatism, and lately have been oonfined to my bed. Seeing your MINARD‘S LINIMENT â€" adverâ€" tised, 1 fried it and got immediate relie{. _ I ascribe my restoration to health to the wonderful power _ of your medicige,. t Rosh 9th. Shivah ~Assar B‘Tammuz, â€"Tamus 17th, July 22nd. Rosh Chodesh, Ab i1st, Aug. 4th. Tishah B‘Ab. Ab 9th, Aug. 12th. Rosh Chodesh, Eliul ist, Sept. 3rd. The one who deliberately uses his friends is a knave, but he who perâ€" mits them to use him is a {fool.â€" Philadelphia Record. Dodd‘s Kidney Pills, by correcting the action of the kidneys, effcourage these natural filters of the blood to extract and expel the poisons, thus removing the cause of many of these dangerous ailments, which are not generally spoken of as kidney dis« Usually those who most loudly voâ€" calize their detestation of life turn ashy pale at the first advance notâ€" ice of death. dependent upon him. The love of a zon for his mother should hbe composed both of chivairy and reverence. _ Ruspicion, treason and scandal are the devil‘s trio. YOoU HAVE OBsERVED THAT: There‘s no fool like a sold fool. Without its skeptics society would be as lost as would an ancient court have been without its buffoon. The way of the aggressor is hard. Obligation menaced friendship and destroys love. Not all eloquent _ sermons are preached in pulpits. To boast of the wealth or social position of friends cannot glorify you; therefore, never boast of them. God gives talent, but the people, fame. _A man of the world may treat his equals cavalierly, but never those dependent upon him. Seventyâ€"five per cent. of all nerâ€" vous diseases, paralysis and brain troubles is directly caused by weak kidneys, allowing violent poisons to escape through the system to deâ€" range and destroy. ; Nature tolerates assistance, but punishes resistance with death. Between mirth â€" and _ screaming there is a wide hiatus. destructive to all healthy tissue and nerve. The greater social peril of our time is not frivolity, but ennui. Burin, Nfld. <a e ue W Chodesh, Shebat i1st, Jan. Chodesh, Adar (First), Feb. Hebrew Festival. JOSEPH BROWN LEWIS 8. BUTLER, RF l B € sÂ¥ It is the aggressive soul that wirs. ; A man who strikes out boldly and , fairly will hit the mark. He who does : not wait for men or tide, or for an ; opportunity he carnot find, will not ; be â€" behind. He who opens closed | doors, who goes through, not over or around obstacles, cannot be daunted. A fearless leader _ and independont thinker does not lack followers. _A main who does not wait to see what others say, think or do, wins respect for his own opinions. A selfâ€"rellant, sellâ€"centred man needs no backing. â€"Platemaker‘s Criterion. l The Shah of Persia once told the Duchess of Westminster that the fame of her beauty had reached Teâ€" heran. "Ah," said she to some one who stood by, "he takes me for Westâ€" minster Abbey." \ A friend once apologized to Robert Louis Stevenson for not writing him, and said that the real reason was that he did not know where Samoa was. Stevensom replied that it was simple enough to find it. All you had to do wast to sail out of San Francisco on a ship and take the first turn to the left. " Please sit on the sofa, then, or change knees. I have been nearly dead for the past two hours." An hour afterwards he left. "Tired, indeed !" she said to herâ€" gelf. ‘ I only weigh one hundred and forty pounds, and Mary _ Jenkins weighs one hundred and eighty, yet Frank Fisher can hold her on his knee for hours at a time and not get tired !"â€"London Titâ€"Bits. Wifeâ€"Oh, dear! The cook says she is going to leave, and she has been here only two days. Hans Richter was present on one occasion at a concert given by a brother composer, who performed a long and not particularly interestâ€" ing work of his own. When the comâ€" position came to an end Richter exâ€" pressed his criticism in a few words. ‘"Well," he said, "I, to, haf written compositions to make a pile so high," raising his hand three feet from the ground ; "but I haf burned them!" When in India several years ago, Winston Spencer Churchill, Lord Ranâ€" doiph Churchill‘s son, presented a copy of his first book»~to Gen. Tuckâ€" er, who, previous to his South Afriâ€" can command, was in command at Secunderbad. "Do you like it ?" young Churchill inquired of the General. "Haven‘t read it. Is it meant J 58" W:fl, l} "s-r'oumaur‘;"l.;(;t false, prove it," he Eaid. _ ‘" Give me the test," she replied, with animation. Husbandâ€"It‘s all your own fault, Maria. _ You never will learn how to manage servants. Why, my mothâ€" er once kept a cook nearly a month. â€"San Francisco Chronicle. Minard‘s Liniment for sale everyâ€" where C ..‘ < to read?" "Why, yes." "Wish you‘d told me so before. I keep it hanging up in my dressing room and tear off a page every morning to wipe my ragor on." Once more she grasped him with a convulsive motion, and exclaimed in rollingâ€"mill tones > "Oh, Charles Augustus Suprema Lex Este, what have I done to make you think me false? How, in the name of the Seven Wonders and the Mammoth Cave, have I mistreated you, my love, my own ?" _ 0000000000080 0000 404¢8¢%¢6 "What do you say? Evangeline, have I not atways treated you as a gentlieman should a lady ?" She nodded affirmatively. "Haven‘t I always done my best to act the true lover ?" t Nod number two. "And haven‘t I hugged and kissed you for hours at a stretch, until my arms ached as if with ringâ€"bone, and my neck was bent like an ox yoke?" The third time she nodded. ‘"Well, knowing this to be the case, why do you mistreat me as you have toâ€"night, as you did last night, and every other night for six months ? Why am I thus tortured by you ? Would you have me think you false ? They were seated on the sofaâ€" that is, he‘rwase sitting on the sofa and she had a kneesy position on his lap. ‘They weren‘t taiking, for: he had seemed sad during the three Lbours and fifty minutes they had been sitting there. A eigh sounding ab if it haq been drawn out with a corkâ€"screw hnd broken off with a sledgeâ€"hammer, broke the awful sgtilluess. She clasped her sixteenâ€"butâ€" ton kid glove aÂ¥Ymse around his {fifâ€" teen and a hall neck, and planted & crop of kisses on his downy ‘lips. ‘"Why does my darling sigh ?" she :‘ 4000040 ¢4099844848+¢440 0000. THE FROST STEEL GATE iss swosc ardlishiest nandle a large number of them yearly. ‘If we are not represented in your district, write us about the agency. â€"One agent in each locality. & Write for Catalog. â€" THE FROST WIRE FENCE CO. LTD., WELLAND, Ont. Misard‘s Liniment Cures Dandrulft Aggressiveness and Success. BOTH WEREâ€" One washing with Sunlight Soap will produce REDUCES® purer linen than two washings with impure soap. EXPENSE Short and Pointed. $5,000 =1 »o paic y 1zven sroranns rracrrzn, Toronto, m.‘..___.s to any person who can prove that this soap contains n.'.f‘ any form of adulteration, or any injurious chemicals. Mismanagement. DISSATISFIED. SUNLIGHT SOAP ASK FOR THE OCTAGON BAR TORONTO Old Shadeâ€"Oh, that was Jonah.â€" Smart Set. New Arrivalâ€"Who was that party that laughed so derisively whon I told my prize fishâ€"story ? Sratk or OH1o,CiTty or Tor®Do, \ us Lvcoas County. § * FRaNK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senâ€" jor partner of the firm of F. J. Curxnx®y & Co., doing busivess in the City of Toledo, County Na@ture Foggâ€"I heard some one say how pretty you used to be. Mrs. Passayâ€"Used to be! do you call that a compliment? I call it an obituary notice. Foggâ€"I heard a pretty compliment for you the other day. Mrs. Passayâ€"Indeed! May I ask what it was? Waiterâ€"How would you like your oyster stew, sir ? Krustyâ€"Serve it without. Waiterâ€"Beg pardon, sir. Without what ? §comiy sIOn _COD LIVER OIL MITHY HNYPOPHOSPHITES or LIME & SODA Minard‘s Liniment relieves Nouâ€" Krustyâ€"Without your thumb in it cine. If they do not thrive on their food something is wrong. ; They need a little help to get their digestive machinery working properly. will generally correct this If you will put from oneâ€" fourth to half a teaspoonful in baby‘s bottle three or four times a day you will soon see a marked improvement. For larger children, from half to a teaspoonful, according to age, dissolved in their milk, if you so desire, will very soon show its great nourishâ€" ing power. If the mother‘s milk does not nourish the baby, she needs the emulâ€" sion. It will show an effect at once both upon mother and child. Babtes and children need proper food, rarely ever mediâ€" On the Banvks of the Styx. all druggists. SCOTT & BOWNE, Toronto, Canada. ';'jz"! Doubtful Compliment. Too Much to Expect SON ; The financial position of the Company is unexcelled â€"its percentage of net surplius to liabilities exceeds that of any other home company. New insurance issued during 1991 ..... ... ... x+ .: ... $5,520,067 OO I Exceeding the best previous year in the history of the Company by | over half a million. w f Insurance in force at the end of 1901 (net) ... ... huv., .... O MIT T01 mm Secrotary : f Medical Director : X GOLDMAN, A. L. A. J. THORBURXNX, .D. (Edin.) The report containing the proceedings of the Annual Meeting, held on January 209th laet, showing murked proofs of the continued progress nod solid position of the Company, will be sent to policyâ€"holders. Pamphiats explanatory of the attractive invesiment plans of the Company, and a copy of the Annual Report, showing iits unexcelled finrncial position, will be furnished on application to the Head Office or any of the Comnanyv‘s a aanafam agencios. Dec. 31, 1901. Te Guarantee Fund ... ... ........ .. .. $ 60000900 "lo Assurance and Annoaity Reserve Fund 3,803,229 OD To Death Losses awaitin» nroaafs ate am qs sas In every village and town in Canada to sell Buits and Overcoats. The finest goods in Canada. Made to measure,. Good commisâ€" sion. For particularsâ€" In every village and town in Canada to sell Ladies‘ Jackets, Suits and Skirts, man tailâ€" ored and made to measure. Good commisâ€" sion. For particularsâ€" CROWN TAILORING CO., TORONTO. Dec. 31, 1901. By Mortgag By Debentu: By Stocks a By Real Es WANTED Dried Apples Pou!l Dairy and Creame! Butter, &gnoy. etc. %fll buy outright or urfi on commission. Correspondence invited. JOHN J. FEE, 62 Front street east, Toronto, Ont. Dec. 31, 1901 Yovm WOMANâ€"AGED 1â€"JUST CAME into possession of $14,000â€"wishes to corâ€" respond with honest, intelligent man, who would appreciate a good wife. Box 2,538, Toronto, Ont. ~B";{t-c;'â€"a pair of clean bare hands than the most expensive soiled white g1ovInn:. .c s cce in _ 1 _ Call another a fool and you are the fool ; call yoursel{f a fool and you begin to be wise. | _ j The favored few are the divinely appointed guardians of the miserable many. The man that attends strictly to his own business may have less busiâ€" ness to attend to, but it will pay him larger dividends. Lady AgentsWanted Compressed Tablets. 1 If you think you are a martyr don‘t | inscribe it on your doorâ€"plate, The meanest use for money is to make it cover a multitude of sins When two hearts cease to beat as one, it will not be long until the ownâ€" ers will want to beat each other. It is a greht deal better to cheer one man than to be cheered by a thousand. on in NEW LAID EGGS Head Office: M2â€"118 King St. West, Toronto For the Year Ended December 3ist, 190. President : JOHMN L. BLAIKIE. Viceâ€"Presidonts : JAS. THORBURN, M. D. HON. SR WILLIAM r. MEI Directors : HON. SENATOR GOWAN, K.C., LL D. CAMG. E. 1 *_ l W. SMITH, ESQ., KC., DCIL J. K. OSB: D. MCRAE, ESQ, Guelph Managing Director : WM. McCABE, LL.B., F.1.A., F.8.8. CROWN TAILORING CO., TORONTO. By By PAILS "Eopys ( ho INDURAT TUBS === By By Payment for Death Claims, Profits, ete $ 886,688 35 By Atll OLHGCC PAYHICDLS | Suvc, Jite sizrse e mas / aos 291,806 70 Minard‘s Linimeont cures Burns, To Cash for Premiums ... ... To Cash Income on lavestments ...... . 30, 1900. To net Ledger Assets ... ... f RECEIPTS. Agents Wanted NOE RNICDIEG ..,â€".s.â€". > se Arress. ghs Assaniiedy Audited and found correct, TOPMGEHGCS, DNE | sesssvine) Zsnciltsr ue smessoene _ aeates . norios lnve Debentures (market value $747,205.99) ... .. Stocks and Bonds (market value, $1,371,315.70) Real Estate, including Company‘s building ... LORDMS OH POLbEDGG, ELC .s..,.. .â€"11â€"â€" reouse ctearh arstee scrore n Loane on Stocks (nearly all oncall) ... ... ... Cash in Bank and on Hand ......... ...... ... _...0. _ Death Losses nwaiun..v" ijrru'ol"ar. etce $14,194,30®% 61 Premiums Outstanding, etc. (less cost of collection) _ 178.581 85 Interest and Rents Dus and Accrued ... L. .. ... 47,.881 92 sale by all first olass dealoers. i ia"y"" TWENTYâ€"FIRST ANNUAL STATEMENT North American Life Assurance Co. DISBURSEMENTS. INDl:lRflTE,D FIBREWARE LIABILITIES. ASSETs. HAVE YOU SEEKK IT!? WHAT!! LEE‘s Priceless Recipesâ€"3,000 swecrets for the home, farm, laboratory, workshop and evuT dex:fl.mant. of human endeavor, with full index to contents ; 368 pages ; bound in cloth ; send 25 cents for a copy, and it you thisk the book is not worth the money, send it back and your moneiowfll be returned ; this is a side line for canvassers. William B C Methodist Book Room, Tororto, Ont. ways, 130 acres in #id:uh:o?â€"li}‘ii:?h 4 mostly peaches. sold in one divided into lots of 15 to 30 acres to chasers. Thisis a decided bargain Jonathan Carpenter, P. O. box 409, Winone YY _ creamery rolls and tubs; also eggs, J)oulv try, beans, potatoes, honey, onions ana dried apples and will pay hifihesl Eri(-e, 1. 0. b. your slation; answer quick if you have uythin’ to offer in these lines. Geo. A. Booth, 46 Nich olas street, Otta wau. VILVI'I' PIECES, FROM FACTORY, nice for uncfi work. Send 10 cents for assortment. Northern Importing Co., Dept. 8 London, Ont. Mrs. Winslow‘s Soothing r:styrup aholl1 always be used for Children Teething. I soothes the child, softens t.hefuuu, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhcea. J finest in the Niagara Peninetia, at Winona, 10 miles from m:»-: on two rail ways, 130 acres in all, 35 of which is in frait, CABH FOR REAL ESTATE OR BUSL nes:, no maiter where it is. Send ‘â€"l:: luououhbunn. Pnu-t? e« nng.l'-’ut ::nt. Company, Tororte, m K‘ partly in town of Leamington, good build: inge, fences, flowing wells, apple and peack otchn.nh‘ will +ell part or all, Address Oswald Russell, Leamington, Ort. WANTED â€" AT _ ONCE â€" BUTTER â€" creamery rolls and tubs: also e#«. noul 'Eloltid.’ Bcok;_llo;t;n Bun'" ":&CIQ'C _ The Patent xchange vestment Company, Pythias Building, Toronto, Ont. Â¥ Sure Cure a/MIC WHE * ailments,preventsand stop Baldness. ‘The ideal comb for toilet use. Onoe. used always used. Comforting, economical Lasts a lifetime. Ladies 60c. . &np 40c. Sent FOR BSALE, V ALUABLE FARM, 50 ACRES partly in town of Leamington. grood build. ISSUE NO. 10, 1909® PATI:N‘I‘S. CaVEATS, TRADE etc. Home or foreign procur DR. WHITE‘S ELECTRIC COMB prepaid on receiptof price from Dr. White‘s Agency, 13 St. Jog.n BL?flIontmL * PRUIT FARM FOR SALKâ€"ONE OF THB TRY THEAM. t boduntestntaaie d 1 $ 922,835 02 176.461 56 BUSINKSS CHANCEKS. E. GURNEY, ESQ K. OSBORXE. ESQ. bedict bnstcedvatiinadsed 415,103 OL any of the Cofini‘; PATKNXTsS. SREDITH, K. C for Headache and all soaly LAKE, Auditor. NO SEAMS, NO LEAKS. $.1,977.121 00 $ 507,4418T $2,913.33 $1,200,189 65 137,818 54 $1,120,573 38 $1,0299,3096 58 $ 678,595 05 $1,101,309 61 #1,872.001 66 §32,.773,508 08 1,322,168 92 416,036 41 2?8.8'.’7 44 215,170 o0 868 65 2 0 One of the j eropped ap I tends to No ribbon costul Â¥ery â€" fasein you may lik drosses now, and garden ; just the thins ed by an air, the parasols «imeo. to enes Â¥a no Weli anyi worl faprt! lous‘ *=NÂ¥ 11.3 rlbbo: iny or poinltc. ehemiset I have jus @rrangomo! Fanged [ichs panue belt, paste buito orehide on WOT) are | depe: t0 fas eeque :{von 1 y 1 the sk which : the ribl loops, © mouss©! ed on | ea tin y ribbor Qauinz on the aria old nurse. mot dream « Ing, though the key of make things stinate you! and *‘‘standing 1 guardians, . against the ansuitable more meek Â¥ate, or sol of her fati later, anot the iliâ€"ome In the *"Ma Kow, peopl« er generati luck, for th made a : matech in m and one ca pluck or d ring to give Imporial th fiancgee. In hersel! a t long buried young . peo apâ€"toâ€"a t a ef pretty Andulgent grandmot she has to her hb there has of roman owing to thrown o Paris, Important the â€" fash the trot Archduch Austria. happily Often M rouy wWaAs 1w n«