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D, '.'C""e'e gnu-duh... Like ell tall men he showed 1 pecu- lier preference for small horses, end he rode n 13.3 gray pony, which made up in girth what it lacked in Mint. We fell in for the parade in our lines, dis. mounted and led our horses out heck of the camp, where there was suffici- ent room to manoeuvre the regiment. On our right rear lay in battery of ger- rison artillery, back of them e regiment of infantry; in feet, on all sides of this open space were the compo d different outfits of soldiers. We were numbered off and then told all , sections, and than it wee tilt our gs ant lieutenant glaring with deadly intensity, aid, “Cen- tre men, Prove!” Private John Russell lifted his hand over " head u 1 school- boy does to attract the teaeher'a utterl- tion. “You ere centre man, Russell," aid Lieutenant ----; "you will ride two horses' length behind me, no more and no less; you wil folow me where- ever I go. Do you understand, sir; wherever I go t" "Yis, sor," said Rus- with a grim determination to do his duty. "And the rest of you men," aid the lieutenant. "you will dress on Rus- sell that is, you will keep level with him wherever he goes." The order to mount was given, and somehow we got on our fiery cnyuses and got into some sort of line. But the dust, the shouting and general commotion was too much for the nerves of the lieuten- ant's pony fur. taking the hit in his teeth. he lmlted straight tor a regiment of infantry who were peacefully going through the manual of arms. With a. de- lightful whoop Jack Russell jabbed his spurs into his horse and with a shout of "Come on, bhoys," took after our fleeing Min-er. and the rest of us, mindful oil our orders to "Dress on Russell," soon got into line and kept magnificent dress- I mg. Then the onlookers beheld a thrill- lng spectacle. It had been said that in modern war there would be no emu, airy charges, hut there was the real: thing. Forty shouting, raving maniaca; mounted on forty half-broken bronch )s,: end led by a grim-looking warrior whose l -hllo had by this time slipped for- ward on the horse's withers, and whose legs stun-k out in front, of the pony's hvad on either side like " pair of buggy shun,. Lilw " whirlwind “o hare (loam upon llrn' un~u~pvvting infantry. l he- liu-i‘e that their colonel was It brave man and that the regiment had " gnml repu- tniinri. but tluv flea] ine,mtiucntlv. Ue tation, nut they fled incontinently. We awept through their camp and out the "thrr ~iilz-. Here the garrison artillery were firing with 4.7 guns. and had their "on united with wedding to save the our ilrium. They were shouting out to war and were intent on their business. They never heard us until we were about 'tt top of them, and how we managed to get through them without killing a don-n or so, none of us really know. but we did it, and I observed that there. after they never went to drill with the big guns without first posting a. flying aentry between our lines and theirs. By tugging on one rein the pony was indue. ed to describe a partial circle and final- ly came under control, and we came back to the regiment with our centre man two horses' length behind our officer and the rest of the troop dressing like veterans on Jack Russell. who was glow- ing with the righteous satisfaction of one who has done his whole duty. Some months later I saw in an Eng- lish illustrated paper a. sketch of what purported to be a charge by my old to- giment. We were shown with fixed bay- onets on horseback. We carried our ri- 'len in one hand and our revolvers in the other. and behind us, as far as the tye -ouhl reach, was a, trail of dead and dy- lng Boers. and I have often wondered just to what extent the artist of the sketch was inspired by the incident above nrlated.---W. A. Griesbach. Minard‘s Linimem Cures Dandruff. The boys. too. have not been neglect- Physieat mum and manual training ed in the Swiss ”stem of education. have prominent plum in the curriculum and every boy on luring: school is equip- Our friends of the picturesque cm- tnmei and customs who dwell within the shadow of the Alps are a pretty level- headed folk. says the Housekeeper. While in a sense isolated from the busy world, and living a life almost Arcadian in its simplicity. tho Swiss are by no means luggards in the march of progress. We delight to boast of our public school sys- tem. but the education given in the schools of Switzerland is in many re- spects more comprehensive and prse- tical than thst offered in our curricul- urns. The girls, for instance, are taught not only to read and write end spell, but to cook. to wash. to sew. In addition to being trained for the duties of home. making and house keeping, each girl is taught some useful trade. Many of the pupils are daughters of rich parents. and there is little likelihood of their ever having to earn their own living, but the paternal government takes the view that everv member of, society should possess the ability to be ”1510'- porting, even though the Why to exercise that ability should never arise. '" . - _ frirlu nr- -1- '-* " r'"'. Hm Krricie .achooh. Me Mn! hmr,letd “nun": Wilt m - No expense has bien spared in equip ping the schools of Switzerland for the teaching of domestic science. in, kind of drill where e sci-iambic body of men were involved;thehorsen were western bronehos, friakrmndorild u Much hues, and the men ear-tly intent on getting " the it. possible out of the campangn. In! lieutenant stood considernbly over six feet. I do not know what hie culling wnl in times on pence, but he was intensely military now. He talked wisely of nuns, of camps. of the movements of the enemy and of the disposition of brigades. He breathed fiercely and glared at the gnoc- less rascals of the 5th troop, C squad- ron, preparatory to shouting in ntentor- inn tones "Shine," which was his idea of the military pronunciation of the word "Attention." We, the 2nd Battalion, Canadian Mounted Rifles, landed in Akin. on, I believe. 'the last day of Februry, 1900. After giving our homes a In days to get the stiffness out of their legs, the colonel decided to have . mounted par- ade. Our officers had but u nodding at” quaintance with (Pugh, drill, or indeed, indvthat mp regiment he anon. nut they fled inet wept through their can Mm "idv. Mere the gm rm? firing with 4.7 guns 'nrs stuiivd with waddh 'ar drmm. They were a mu and new intent on "hoy m-wr heard us until at top of them. and ho 0 get through them wi "zen or so, none of us rl (April Canadian Massimo.) The Sensible Swiss. whirlwind we peeting iufarr colonel was It giment had a , fled incunth 1rn their own living government takes the The residents of the western part of this city were thrown into a panic yes- terday by the appmrauce of two large black bears that appeared at the home of M. Sloper. Slopes"" home is located Just inside the city limits, next to the mountain. A Famous Sportswoman. Lady Constance stewart-Richardson, wife of Sir Edward Stewart-Richardson, of Pitfour Castle, and the daughter of Francis, late Earl ot Cromartie, is a great sportswoman, and has travelled far and wide in pursuit of big game. Tall and shapely, with a complexion of lilies and loses, the elegance and charm of the cultured English woman, Lady Constance, says the London Lady's Pictorial, is one of the most delightful modern represent- atives imaginable of the fair goddess of the chase. Her London house and Pit- four Castle contain many trophies; and at the Zoo are her pet bear, brought from the Himalayas, and her pet boa constric- tor, brought from Africa. She has hunt. ed in Asia 18.000 feet above the sea; in Somrwand. where the Mad Mullah got ofter her, and in many other parts of'the world, including America. She has won the Bath Club swimming championship three times. In diving she is unsurpass- ed. A very difficult and favorite feat of Lady Constanee's is that of turning somersanlts in the water. further compli- cations being introduced by rendering this evolution in combination with an- other swimmer, both executants placing their feet on each other's shoulders, and, so interlocked, appearing and disappear- ing as one. Mrs. sloper was at work “in the house when suddenly she heard the screams of her little Iaughtor, who was playing in the yard, and rushed out to see what the matter was. She saw the black beasts only a few yards from ‘her child, trotting toward hcr. She protnhtly pick- ed the child up and ran into the house, and animals following her up on to the porch-n ... .. . -', The heavy snow had driven the bears down in search of food, and Sloper's place was the_first to meet their gaze: - Mrs. Slopor quickly telephoned for help, and a pos'" of mm with dogs ar- rived to despatch the unwalcome visit- ors, but in the mantime the bears had left for the mountains. The search was kept up all day. but the intruders could not be fottnd.--Ukiah correspondent Sac- ramento Bee. f Morning glories grow rapidly from wed sown in early spring in the open ground. In very rich soil the vines often reach fifteen feet, but flower less than in poorer ground. If negleqted the plants sometimes become weeds because of their self-growing habits-The Garden Maga- zme. ", err.-' "And never forget. that my April grand mother is as young as she looks." Miasrd’s Linlment Cures Burns, etc. Don't let your waist spread. "Don't let your hair get out of style. "Don't think just became you are a grandmother that you can be careless in your eating and drinking and grow fat. "Diet and maniac. "keep your voice young by modulat- ing it a. little. "Don't croak. Don't complain. Be fresh. "Have your teeth put in order and keep them so. Even so tiny a bird as the wren has been counted to make 110 trips to and from its nest within 430 minutes; and the prey it carried home consisted of larger, heavier, and harder to find in- sects than were caught by the sparrows. Among them were 20 good-sized caterpil- lars, 10 grasshoppers, 7 ' spiders. ll worms and more than one fat chrysalis. "If I were giving the grandmother a. few words of advice. I would say: "Be an April grandmother. "keep your hands young; observant people soon notice them. Birds can and do, work far harder tlian human beings. A pair of house martins when nesting will feed their young once in twenty seeonds---that is, eaeh bird, male and female, makes ninety journeys to and fro in an hour, or about 1,000 a day. It must be remembered that. on each journey the bird has the added work of catching the worm. - to the bitd's siie, there "gas were as big as an ordinary lunch basket would he to a full grown men. _ . A bird's strength is Milli")? amazing. A white-tailed. eagle wei hing twelve pounds, with a wing sprang of six feet, has been known to pounce on a pig weighing forty-two pounds, raise it to a height of a hundred feet-ad fly off with it. The bird has covered a distance ot half a mile before the pig's owner suc- ceeded in shooting' the thief. Birds can digest and eat from ten to thirty times as much food in proportion to their size as men can. If a. man could eat as much in proportion to his size as a sparrow is able to consume he would need a whole sheep for dinner, a couple of dozen ehickenrfor haunt and six turkeys for He evening meal. A tree sparrow has been. known to eat seven here grass seeds in a day. Relative some return for their money. They de- mand that the education for which they pay shall he practical and useful in me} life. An they not. dart! Crto am) mam Mother Saves Child From Bears. Renders it quite unnecessary to use I wushboard. Fire or six minutca' = mm of the machine while an itt a - um mu, m I tb- ful of crown. _ . B.atl ?,f,tii,'e't,', gt cm! in: as: ist e we o - gm: clot!_:es_ or the operrtor. -- - If your dealer stusndCitiFvrs. an Induce write us for mm ta WWSWEL'. 2&8“me m. m. A Word With Grandmothers. Stung“: of mm Morning Glories. F . "" It is a violation of law tor men to tieg, whether they have lost either legs, honored names or noble aims. and yet the average man he: not think ot the illegality of the YEQUNS that are made upon him. What he does think about it is the shiftiessness at the mortal who adopts this method of gaining a livelihood. He usually demands to know why the man does not secure some such emtloyment as he would be capable of doing. The man repiit. by asking for employment. He admits that there ought to be many things that he could do, it he could only get, a chance. The man who has tried to argue with one of these maimed beggm has not found it easy to score a victory over him, The beggar is maimed. somebody ought to give him a chance to earn I useful living-you ean't give him the chance. but you can give him A quarter. And you do give him one. , So am". the nth mun he coils on, and he rally III. . better paying job thou any tte, conic till it he had " two logs. The police but in“ the “fluid nun who Bets out topoliep on m to buy I cork " becomes a ti- “in! moment. and; in time would m o cork log it on. were presented to him. i "Put your finger: in your ear, my daughter, and I will rehearse a few of the remarks I srhal! probably make if he an: &tes."-Chiee.rro Tribune. "Papa,"hrhstt Won't] you say if Me. Feathertop should ask your permission to marry metff - "At that time nearly all the Indians on the reservation had a half-breed or at least one pretty good horse in their riding strings. This particular young half-breed boy had an extra good one, and he war selected to carry the des. patehes, being a reliable and faithful fellow. Well, he rode through to Walla Walla in 10 hours, " distance of 120 miles, and during the ride he never Mow. ed down from a gallop. That was in midsummer. and if you ever have been in that Snake River region at this season of. the year you can imagine that was some riding."-Seaule Post-Intelligence. Postmaster Lee Looks Ten Years Younger Than His Seventy-six Years, and He Gives the Credit to the Great Canadian Kindey Remedy. Tabucintae, Cumberland Co., N. B., April 3.-(Speeial).--Hdraito J. Lee, postmaster hero, is now in his seventy- sixth year, but so bright and healthy does he look and so energetic is he in his movements that he would easily pass for ten yPuP_younger. - U U _ "I first learned the value of this Kid ney Remedy some years ago. I was then suffering from Kidney Disease. My feet and legs swelled and I had to rise eight or ten times in the night, because of urinary troubles. Six boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills restored my health at that time and I have used them at intervals since. , THE Nfll?llihfl% TELLS HIS SEURET "How do I keep young looking," tho postmaster says. "Well, I attribute ii, largely to my good health and my health is mainly due to the use of Dodd's Kid- ney Pills. "To anyone afflicted with Kidnev Trouble, I say 'Dodd's Kidney Pills " all right.' Try them and you will be sure to find a benefit." "l reinember one trip an aid friend at mine made, a big eattleman ftom Kitti- tasco unty, afterward the owner of con- siderable property in Seattle. His di- voreed wife was living here. and she took it, into her head to go after him through the courts for non-payment of alimony. There were a. number of reasons why he shouldn’t pay, but he didn't can: to stay here and argue it out with the courts, so, getting a tip on what was doing, he decided to go back to the cattle in Kitti- tas. _ "About 6 o'clock one evening, accom- panied by his horse wrangler, who hap- pened to be with him, he struck out on horseback for Ellensburg. The two rode all night-it was in midsummer and at the full of the moon-and the next morning they ate breakfast in. Ellens- burg-110 miles away And they didn't think it was much of a ride at that. His Health Mainly Due to the Use of Dodd'p Kidney Pills. "You people who came here since the railroads were built have an idea that we used to have a bad time of it in get- ting about Washington territory.” said the old-timer the "dther day. "ThM's where you are wrong. Distances were no greater than therare now. True, we didn't always go so fast as you do now, but we made speed that would as- tonish you. Half-Breed Who Made no Miles in Ten Hour- " a Gallop. BROKE THE RIDING RECORD. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists FIFTY CENTS of Scott's Emulsion is very rapid. Nt this re'ason'we put,up a My-tent size, 'tsy' weigh for an or, . can or cold oruseM as a trial for babies and children. Inother conditions the gain is slower-health cannot be built up in a day. In such cases Scott's Emulsion must be taken as nourishment; a food rather than a medicine. It's a food for tired and weak digestions. P some conditions the again ham the use Toronto, Ont. soc. and Shoo. All “all" The Maimed Beggar. Would_Shock Ber. Send Igr in. " ' "dis cut" WI?) ARCHIVES TORONTO up, and what it would take to put the harm "ad" before 10,000/t00 We renders. For newspaper space the ag- ency asked 8t.300; for magazine space $10,000. Considering both its initial cost and its emtetivene:sn newspaper adver- tiaiatq In the best form of publiity. By way of instituting a comparison betwen the cast of newspaper and mag- azineuu1vertising a. Western expert re- oently obtained from an agency an esti- mate of what he would have to puy for a. MO-line "ad" in newspapers with n combined circuktion Bf. n_ear!y 10,009,. School activities. Ordinary beans, lima beans. lentils, dried yellow and green pear, offer an endless .variety of duhel and combinations. If your family does not show enthusiasm over one why of serving them, try hhotlier. Corn chowder, com oysters, baked oysters, baked suc- eotaeh, all make good luncheon 'i',U'll"/ tions. Rice. macaroni, spaghetti and' noodles, in combination with savory sauces. cheese or bits of spicy meat and fish, such as have been smoked or alter, are relieved of their insipidness. Cheese dishes are highly nourishing, in fact, cheese is a mph _more concentrated EH; oi' irroiein than mat, and far cheaper. AA (Indianapolis Nun.) In the Napoleonic times the French peo- ple used to be wakened every morning with the news ot some new victory. Now we are wakened every {owing with the news of the establishment or a new religion. And each one is better than the preceding one. its founders being witnesses. Already Christian Science is a venerable creed. The New thought. too, h growing rapidly. At religious thinkers. the American people teat all creation. The old Athenians are not in the same class with them. The Hospice of St. Gothard, which a despatch from Geneva says has just, been destroyed by fire, was useful in its day, but that day has been past for about ten years. The construction of the St. Goth- ard railway has put the foot traveler by that route, lost in the snow, and found by intelligent dogs, wholly out of busi- ness; and of late the old hospice has served as an attachment to a rather modern hotel, where one can live in more or less comfort for 8 or 9 francs a day. The famous hospice is that of St. Ber. nard, further west, that. was founded by Bernard de Menthon in M?., and that is still doing useful work on a rather reduced scale. The original St. Bernard dogs are believed to have come from the Spanish l'yreii~-es. but it is said that the old breed is extinct. These hospices were really the mountain hotels of the old days, those who were saved being expected to express their gratitude by liberal gifts; and in the middle ages men dirpay royally for that kind of service. In these later years most per- sons give about the usual hotel rates, while the modern facilities of tnvel through the Alps make a large number of the visitors mere sight-seem. The St. Gothard building doubtless had its recollections, but for .all the practical uses of a mountain hospice it was mere. lv' a relic of conditions and needs that do longer exist.--Rartford Courant. . For Lenten Luncheons. Some of our heartiest, cheapest, most palatable foods are the legumes. de. clares Good Housekeeping. "Make a. meal of split peas?" says the aston- ished housekeeper; she little realizes the full value of such a dish for her growing children under the tag of by MINARD'S LINLMFaNT. Albert Co., N. B., Geo. TINGLEY, I was cured of Facial Neuralgia, by MINIARD’S LINIMENT. MTNARD’S LINIMENT. Bay of Islands. J. M. CAMPBELL The Revue de Paris hes "the2atest in. formation" as to the we in which Pope Pius x. fills his days. Ig- Holiness rises at 4.30 n .m., any: his breviary, goes to the second fioor and there reeds mass at 6.30, celebrating the communion with anyone presenting himself. After having attained (on his knees) a second mass, which his chaplain reads, he goes back to his study " 7.80, and' his valet brings the cup of milk prescribed by his medi, eel man against a tendency to arthritis. ith', he has a walk through the adjoin- . oggia and the rdens, weather er- :‘itting. The carryiggg chair used by IC; XIII. has been stored away, and Pius X. hes sold the four pairs of horses. Then he works with the two Venetian priests who are his private secretaries, and with the Secretary of State he runs through the newspapers, especially the Difesa, of Venice, and gives several audiences. At 1.30 the Pope takes a Venetian luncheon, that is to say, rice boiled with crayfish. grilled oysters. scallops with broccoli or lentils, and some fruit. On Fridays, boiled fish. Housewives in Florida scrub their floors with oranges. In almost any town in the orange growing districts women may be seen using the fruit exactly " we use soap. They cut the orange: in halves and rub the flat, exposed pulp on the floor. The acid in the orange does the cleansing, and does it well, for the boards are as white as snow after the application. Shiloh’s _ sv ‘Qonsumption pure How Hi: Holiness Pays. Labor: tad Springhill, N. S I was cured of Chronic Rheumatism I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by Newspaper and Magazine Rates ' The Lu .ure Tom " 5 and the cough will stop. Try it to-night. If if doesn't benefit you, we'll give your . money back. T Prices: S. C. qus a Co. 807 ?18r. toe. $1 LeRoy, th. Y., Tcronto. Can. Coughmg is att ogtward Sign of - -inward disease. Cure the disease with Cleanse Floors With Orangei. Always Some New Religion. Hospices of the Alps. POPE PIUS X. WM. DANIELS, HAMILION Mich ROOFING CO. to: Rebecca St Dmggist (to little girl t'ustomer)--Dfd you at pills. Miss? . m. Girl-Yes. sir, please. Drutrgut-Antibiliousf LittiEtiryrb11,iirxAtt.t_yte1e2r, The following dialogue wns overheard In a_drug 't9rt'. _.--. . . Knew Its Age. Minnie, who “as five years of ago, was sitting in a door attending to the wnnta of a large family of dolls. One of them was tamer soiled and weak in the joints. _ _ India's Expluution of the Trinity. There are about five thousand Indiana in the Mackenzie distriot. of whom at least four thousand five hundred are Christians. Sometimes their faith is tested by occasional travellers. A mis- sionary fresh from that northern terri. tory relates the following of how one Indian explained his faith: "After being ridiculed about his religion for some time by a white man whom he was carrying down the river in a canoe, the Indian without a word in reply pushed his canoe alongside the snow covered ice, dropped his paddle, and, taking up.his hatchet, heaped the snow, then cut a square in the ice. Lifting out the ice, he exclaim- ed.. See! See water, see ice, see snow! Put in kettle, boil, all one. You don't know. 1 don't know; believe just the same!” "How old is that do.liier' inquired Cousin Jim, who there on a visit. "She is nuy years old," promptly answered Minnie. "Why, Minnie." laughed Jim, "shr'g not as ancient as that." "James," and her largo blue eyes show- ed her indignant surprise, I think I ought to know the ages of my own chil- dren." - - hm ”that use! My would use It. mod none-hut WWMO!M@_?{£- i.Frfiir7ciFrtijjLriiiiiij.0riil “Minnie was right, it had been her trrandmother's doll.--New York Globe. Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. Every business man who hes a sign on the door of his office or shove the entrance to his store is a believer in advertising. That sign represents his effort to "quaint the public with the fact of his existeuee,tutd so far as the minute proportion of the population that passes his door is concerned it msy be effective. But if it be worth while to make an attempt, howevert feeble, to attract the attention of hundreds of pessers-by, is it not proportionately inr portsnt to reach out for the hundreds of of thousands whom chance seldom brings to the neighborhood? You can’t see the city from your front door step. and the city isn't going to come to you with- out an invitation. Let the newspapers circulate the invitation. The haunt of the Experienced. In . recent'nildreea to the 'Belton Boot and Shoe Club Franklin P. Slum- way stated the malt: of . can“: ot one hundred lending advertisers on the question whether they intended to in. crease their advertising appropriations this year. Forty-seven replied t at they contemplated increasing their expendi- ture from 15 to 90 per cent. over last year. Forty-two said that if they should advertise more extensively they could not handle the increased busi- neu. The remaining eleven, for various reasons, declined to be interviewed. As all these firms had had from three to thirty-five years' experience with adver- tising, the general tenor of their replies speaks prong well for publicity. And what is goo for the big advertisers is proportionately good for the little ones. 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The pronoun, ch ch in loaded a the breech. in an ordinry win" bottle filled with uwdult new“ in mi. When the [an is discharged tho bottle in broken and " content; neutered over tho water for I considerable distanve. By dim charging the gun - live minuim a ymoother pathway in mule for the ndvuuvmg leet. "it every mu would take home n bunch ot t1etgrqr. or I box ot "mt, occasion-Hy. ' remarked the benign-n: bachelor. "it would make wedded tint move along e. good deal more smoothly." or have rhildrv-n or ninth-v- tut do In. or know I friend unit " unwind. THIN M hir mm A Fun: mu. Bonn: and try it. It will be bent, by mall prepaid, tt han rued u her" ot'eryuuug elm: bu (“but When writing nut-nth." Whm wrung mention - thin paper. and give [all a“: Eon-1.8 btatidegAatF The ple is selves, Poor Excun After W. ' (Wuhth Pod.) Now comes the protector of n enter Pol- lea and declare- that the enrth in becoming Instantly on it: all. end tint we need not be surprised at any wohhlinz effects. Thll'l all right for . at... college professor to put up that kind at e tau, but the average citizen will not get very in: with it. No living imuinntion is required to guess the lenguage the ordinary w-yiu'ing husband would heer if he rolled in about 2 a. m, Ind trled to explain " unteudiense by quoting that pmfeeeor'l talk about the earth's axle being "meted with locommur taxis. It won't do. It“: much wiser to fol- low the old method of pleading guilty am throwing yourself on the mercy of the court. Lever‘u Y-Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it in both soap and disinfectant. St FITS _--------- WANTED. AGENTS IN ALL PRtNCr “$an and MID; to tell our flor- lble it. nit; any lune cm lot lam-tea- ttet not no mud mats m the work; big commlulom: agents mnke trom {In to ten donuts I any; wrttr tor full ruculln and exrlustvv territory, 'l.luTlfil'slll'ihe Wfre Weaving Co, 5: Spa- Eirik lib-In. Toronto Flounders, called "nukes" in the Moro- cambe Bay district, up the London Graphic, are caught by means of Ftalst-. nets pegged fer out over the expum- vi yellow, treacherous nude. These um ere “liable, and are from a foot to H indie. in height, and about; three hun- dred yards in length. They take the form of a vast crescent when in position. and prevent the fist from being 'rwept far out to sea by the outgoing tide. As soon as the tide has left, the nets. the fishermen: come and clear them, some times ing thirt or forty (mods of fish (:11: the 9min behind tier“. Oc- West Shore cheap excursion to New York, April 8. Write L. Drago, Cana. dinn Passenger Agent, 69% Yonge street, Toronto, for full particulars. In. Wilda"! "othtatt tlgtN't trd ter amm- noo s cc a” cone uni In an t an." 040.000 worth ot [In Furs. clown. ll loin-t pm: In Cam. and tor ens-Iowa. RAW run We an It'fls high.“ New York who. Send toe pr not. eatsiottMly . salmon is captured. and m winter outlaws and ducks get mung!!! In tho Inc-Ines. SPRING EXCURSION TO NEW YORK. ISSUE N0. 15. 1905. D. H. BASTEDO & CO. It you will and no your name and “are“ I will and you some- thing you should haw alt about. Send no money. R. S. I'GILL, Simcoe. Ontario. bEhiststER: CMhtet Epilepsy. Sign. fitlte' Dag”, ' tt mast, man Tlu 'lllli1"pt'd do King“. W..‘l'onnto " King Strut Eat , Toronto 85 yem In the huh-do. m WANURERS. trouble with tse.if-eomeiouss peo- that they forget to forget them- Failed to Pun Out Right. kin WAITIHALE. How Flounder- Are Caught. .e.uv II“. cheaper than this pupa, . Ltetrt I Ftt, can fur hilltop-y “a 2ttt3dltifg ta NIHOCIV mun-{ll 'a',qt,tt", " now used by tho but. ttt “I known]. In I. Alida. " to wand-om mun-ad to cum u ". mira- . - n h ' t I‘or ti'tt2'& Kit-1“; mango-acup- win se'2'i.'W", Cele JAPAN Japs Mud Russia fe 2 Owing to a “In!” tGive - secret I tt RE ll of