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"~omehow," said the political manaâ€" gor, "I can‘t help wishing I could get acâ€" quainted with the chap that held up those 125 travelers in Yellowstone Park a few days ago. Wouldu‘t he be a dandy collector of campaign contribuâ€" tions‘" tray L4 [) th with Trouble by the Wayside #1n aid H «Jv0Â¥keR Disappointed Ambition. hropistâ€"My friend. have you any serious png)ona in life? Yesa‘r; all my life I‘ve wanted ireus clown, but the luck‘s alâ€" said the rejoined ," fiereely exclaimed Ware as their irrecoacilable differ pinion gradually led to per "I ain‘t pigeon toed!" id Tuffold Knutt, looking a ork shoes worn by his fellow when ye have them things or : allus turn yer toes out." h vasn t even 1 it ‘weak kn Wouldn‘t He? Righteous Kick Backstome‘s Rakeofi Wouldn‘t Do for He naham Not Very Fis Society Horrot The Long and the Short Considerate ough to make al st had to laugh to lay em )1 bilis winn0 he depravity ul?" replied Political Not enero BREAKERS AHEAD rdelph Ir An Unequal Load in me his di it the breaki ated limp. Hi« Nothing Missed W societ the in other Not N W pJa« Sob 4 NIM K trom able r Bo th PB WnOU in whe conservaâ€" m embracing an receipt Ha )8t PDak ut m the Olymp Lf Delineat of Bi ugh linen coll Chicago News li sary. T 1 was try esoarces," a4 + that nesthy the rich som L. "Trying n them dill 1."â€" Philade !¢ narry su 1 Hipp n vou sh tal it In nearly every home in Chicago there are prized recipes, and just as these reâ€" cipes are treasured now in years to come the children and grandchildren of the housewives of toâ€"day will have other cherished recipes, and perhaps _ their greatâ€"greatâ€"grandmother‘s favorite ones. with the birds; put in more weal broth, and cover the erust; bake slowly for an balf. "Mr. Hankinson,‘" said the mother of the young woman to the youth whom she susâ€" pected of an ambition to become a member of the family, "have you ever been baptizâ€" E IoF ND 2 MUTUCT of it around a large dish lndl cover the bottom with a veal cutlet, or a tender steak free from fat or bone; _ season salt, cayenne pepper, and mace. Prepare as many Eigoons as can be put in one layer in the dish; put into each pigeon a small lump of butter, and season with r and salt; lay them in the dish zmu downwards, and cut in slices a half dozen of boiled eggs. and lavr i. Boil macaroni in salt water, after which drain through a colander; â€" take a deep earthen di&f or tin, put in alterâ€" nate layers of macaroni and oysters ; sprinkle the layers of maearoni with grated cheese; bake until brown. Delicâ€" lious as a side dish at dinner. In one north side home is a dearly valâ€" ned recipe which bears the following inscription: "Recipe for Pigeon Pie, by Mrs. Abraham Lincoln." Here it ie: d Five e?o, four cups sifted flour, two and oneâ€"half of sugar, one of butter, one of milk, two temspoons cream tarâ€" tar, one of soda. Beat sugar, butter, yolks of eggs a long time, then add milk and part of the flour; with the rest of the flour add the whites, beat light; raisine or citron, if desired. Mrs. Frank B. Orr‘s recipe for macarâ€" oni with oysters is another prized one, MARCARON| wITH OYsTERs. which is dearly tl;oa‘su;;';‘l“r;x;.t" her children but by many an ol of the Waite family : compPosiTIon cakE TNCEN, ROvorul ‘o taste. Turn the mixâ€" ture into a .fi-h and set it away . to cool ; when perfectly cool mix it wall, as the upper part is dryer than the rest ; put it in ports on ‘the pasteboard, a tablespoon for each part. Have bread crumbs on the pastboard, then make them into any form requirâ€" ed. Dip each croquette in beaten egg ; roll in bread crumbs again and fry in hot fat. Garnish each eroquette with a sprig of parsley, To the collection of old reet of the north side housewives Mrs. g:rm F. Waite, the mother of Luey Waite, of Hull house, added a composition cake which is deurky Iragurmic® ocm Lc C Clothes don‘t make the man, . ] fc!!ow with a coatâ€"ofâ€"arms wears ‘Once, I think.‘" he answered hesitatingly. 7 mscc icaas fllllllllK Lastly, you may or may not mushrooms chepped, or two t both, aecording to taste. Turn ture into a .fioh and set ,it . cool; when perfectly cool mix i sraa cugndash . nb . ‘The pror»rnom that we give below are for half a good sized chicken. After boiling, chop the meat fine, fry it with one ounce of butter; then add oneâ€"half teaspoon of flour; stir for half a minâ€" ute, adding the choppel meat and a litâ€" tle broth, Salt, pepper, and a pinch of nutmeg; stir for five minutes, then take it from the fire and mix the yolks of two eggs with it; put on the fire again for one minute. stirrine tha «hi PIGEON PIE. Make a fine puff paste; lay In a large number of homes Mrs. J. Y. Scamme« cipe for chicken croquets followed : To Oe C on es een then peel. For the sauce on matoes, boil half down, then together one tablespoon of teaspoon of flour, and a iit inco the tomatoes and let if boil; then pour over the serve. Mix with one pound of chopped veal or other meat one . & little butter or â€"raw gurk choppe?'iine, one cup or lesa of bread crumbe; the whole wall moistened with warm water, or what is better, the water from stewed meat ; season with salt and popper; make in amall balls and fry them brown. Mrs. A. L. Chetlain, wife of Gen. Chetlain, had a famous recipe for boilâ€" ed tingue and tomato sauce, which she used to trade with her friends for othâ€" er recipes. Mrs. Chetlain was the stepâ€" mother of Judaoe Chatlain amd im« 1 er recipes. Mrs. Chetlain was the stepâ€" mother of Judge Chetlain, and the jurâ€" iat still talks about that tongue and tomato sauce he used to get at the old home. Here is the recige for it: BOILED TONMGUE ant Ttomato SAUCE, ‘NTTC quarts of water; boil until tbml'- oughly soft, rub the pulp through a colâ€" xul:fir and return it to the pot; add some thyme in a clean cloth and let it boil A Lw minutes to flavor; slice some hard boiled :fi‘ and drop them into the M:Jp; a little butter, pepper and salt, Before Mrs. James 8. Gibbs, widow of the viceâ€"president of the Illinois Trust and Savi bank, moved to Paris to live withnflr daughter, Mme. Brocage, she left a "Force Meat Balls" recipe, which is highly prized iv a number of north side ?xnnes. Mra. Arnoid, the wife of Isaac N. Arâ€" nold, and the grandmother of William M. Seudder and Arnold Seudder, was possessor of a famous turtle bean soup and no collection of old nr is conâ€" sidered complete without one : TURTLE BEAN souP. Take a quart of black beans, wash them and put them into a pot with three quarts of water; boil until thorâ€" oughly soft, rub the pulp through a colâ€" ander and return it to the pot; add some thyme in a clean nkkh enol Reulte qo Bodl a Five cups flour, one cup butter, three cups sugar, one cup cream, five egge, one teaspoon saleratus, and the peel and juice of two lemons. ter; cut the corn from the cob and put in the cobs with the cut corn and tomaâ€" toes; let it boil about half an hour; reâ€" move the cobs; just before serving add milk, which allow to boil for a few minâ€" utes only; season with salt and p::per. The late Judge Harvey B. Hurd alâ€" ways liked his wife‘s lemon cake better than any cake ever baked. Here it is recipe for it: One email beef bone, two quarts of waâ€" ter, four tomatoes, eight cars of corn; let the meat boil a short time i2 the waâ€" CHICKEN croquEtTtEs PROBASLY LAPSED P e omore TWe alf of sugar, one of butter, Ik, two temspoons cream tarâ€" of sodnu. Beat sugar, butter, °eggs a long time, then add part of the flour; with the e flour add the whites heat FORCE MEAT BALLS 8. J. Y. Seammon‘s famous hicken croquets is still b« pickled jongue till well done LEMON CAKE. (Chieago Tribune.) CcoRN sour. them in the dish d cut in slices a eggs, and lay in more butter, some ‘; then add oneâ€"half stir for half a minâ€" ppel meat and a litâ€" per, and a pinch of five minutes, then e and mix the yolks t; put on the fire e. stirring the while. r may not add four or two truffles, or sauce one can of the whole with an bour and a then strain; rub n of butter, one a little salt, put let it come to a the tongue and not only by an old friend olfizr Chicago [Amous reâ€" still being border "No," she answered. "I ‘raven‘t the slightest idea. There goes one!"â€"Chiâ€" cago Tribune. ® ‘‘*Say, I hear somebody in this 1 was a liar,‘" blustered the vi approaching a group of men he knew. ‘‘Where‘s the guilty party Theyâ€"â€"he and sheâ€"were sitting on the porch, looking at the stars. "You know, I suppose," he whispered, "what a young man‘s privilege is when he sees a shooting start" Minard‘s Liniment Cures Burns, etc. SIRS,â€"I came across a bottle of your MINâ€" ARD‘S IANIMENT in the hands of one of the students at the University of Maryland, and he being so kind as to let me use it for a very bad sprain, which I obtained in trainâ€" Ing for foot races, and to say that it helped me would be putting it very mildly, and I therefore ask if you would let me know of one of your agents that is closest to Baltiâ€" more so that I may obtain some of it. Thankâ€" ing you in advance I remain, Baltimore, Md., Nov, 11, 1908 MINARD‘S LINIMENT CO., LIMITED. of me that I had ter 1;;\';:(;n;eihin ‘ter bite on or 1 couldn‘t ‘a‘ stood it.â€"San Francisco Chronicle. 120@ N CVeâ€"1015 wilair i0oks to me more like a common dog fight than a ease of assault and battery. You elaim that this man assaulted you, and that you did not even try to defend yourself; yet he bears the marks of your teeth in three places. How do you account for that ? Plaintiffâ€"Well, it was just like this. He hurt me so when he was aâ€"poundin‘ l l o Ya o0 e % sils c _ Jeas prosses on the heart and _ leads the sufferer to think he has heart disâ€" ease. Sick headache is another frequent and distressing symptom. | _ Mr. Alex, MeKay, MeLellan‘s Mounâ€" tain, N. S., says "For years I was a great sufferer from indigestion, which was gradually growing worse and worse and it would be impossible for me to tel! how much suffering I endured. At | different times, I had treatment from ' three good ddctors buyz it did not help me in the least, Then‘! began trying all ’surts of advertised medicines and took | ten packages of one medicine specially interded for dyspepsia, but with no betâ€" ter results. 1 had practically come to regard myself as incurable, and to feel that I would be a continuous sufferer, when one day I read in a newspaper of the cure of indigestion through the use of Dr, Williams‘ Pink Pills, and I made up my mind to give them a trial. 1 had used nearly five boxes before they beâ€" gan to help me, but I do not wonder at this as my case was so bad. I used in all a dozen boxes of the piks and they cured me completely. I can now eat anything we raise on the farm for man to eat lisms‘ Pink _ Pi] them by mail at six boxes for $2.5( liams‘ Medicine Co gan to help me, but I do not wonder at this as my case was so bad. I used in all a dozen boxes of the pils and they cured me completely. I can now eat any thing we raise on the farm for man to eat and have no longer the pains and disâ€" ccmfort I had endured for years. It is several yerrs now since I was cured, and I have never felt a symptom of inâ€" digestion since,. I am well known in this Iceality and you are quite at liberty to use what I say in the hope that it will benefit some other suffavar" 14 St. Paul street. i t ire Oliver Typewriting Co. P. S.â€"Kindly answer at once It An Explanation, Magjitruw»â€"'l'lxin awifair looks _ _0 SPPeWvSe, whlle others loathe the sight of food. Often there is a feelâ€" ing as of weight on the chest, a full feeling in the throat. _ With others there is an intense pain and feeling 0‘ nausea after eating. Sometimes gas presses on the heart and â€" leads The symptoms of stomach _ trc vary. Some viectims have a re ous appetite, while others loathe sight of food. Often there is a ing as of weight on the chest, â€" a feeling in the throat. With oi One Who Had Sufferd For Years Cured by Dr. Williams‘ Piak Pills. \ll medicine ©1908." The edge of th and the name of the shown in minute letters was night d and other ornaments @Dandomn; mocdern coin designs, have gone back to the ancients for their inâ€" spiration. As a result the new coins have been pronounced by such experts as the most beautiful to be struck in modern times. The Italian aver Giorgi has taken the quadriga, :.r'rfour horse chariot, a coin device which dates back to someâ€" thing like 500 B. C., for his model. On the obverse of the new two lire piece is shown _ the quadriga, four horses abreast, in full gallop, driven by the victoriaus charioteer fresh from the Olympian games, with laurel branch in his raised left hand and a shield on the right arm. Under the raised feet of the horses is the date in Arabic figures, "©1908," while in small letters is the name of the engraver, "L. Giorgi." The edge of this handsome coin is incused after the style of the old time silver coins of the United States, showing in sunken letters the word "Fort," which occurs several times, interspersed with stare STUBBORN INDIGESTION abandoninz nauseq presses sufferer .0 Sick ARTISTIC ITALIAN COLIN3. Examples of the New Pieces Received by NOTHING DoiNg Yours Truly Curiosity, + dealers sell Dr. Wilâ€" Pills or you can get at 50 cents a box _ or $2.50 from The Dr. Wilâ€" , interspersed with stars W. C. MeCUEAN Brockville stomach _ trouble have a _ ravenâ€" hll"crowd ‘l.lu village bully, he thought he Ont "‘Have you heard,‘ says Schmidt, ‘the sad news about Muller?‘ "‘No,‘ says Krauss, ‘what is it? "‘Well, poor Muller went boating on the river yesterday. The boat capsized and he was drowned. The water was 10 feet deep.‘ "‘But couldn‘t he swim* "‘Swim? Don‘t you know that all ns are strictly forbidden by the poâ€" m swim in the river? "â€"Washington "Mr. Tower, by way of illustration coneluded with a little story. . "Schmidt and Krauss met one morn ing in the park. "In Switzerland this summer," said a Philadelphian, "I heard Charlemagne Tower describe the stringent police reguâ€" lations of Berlin. Waiters‘ Union heard of thisr;‘nmarkah!e incident and rushed to the refreshment establishment and demanded the waitâ€" er‘s dismissal, failing which he threatenâ€" ed to call out all the waiters on â€" a strike. This independent waiter, by the way, is not a freeâ€"born American citizen, but a German, who says he will return to his home in Dresden if he shall be disâ€" charged.â€"Philadelphia Record. Minard‘s Liniment Cures Dandruff, New Labor Problem. An entirely new problem in the ethics of organized labor has been raised in New York. The occasion of it was the unprecedented act of a waiter who reâ€" fused a tip of one dollarâ€"which was only ten per cent. of the customer‘s bill â€"on the extraordinary ground that his employer paid him well and he never took tips. The walking delegate of the The final luxury of teaâ€"drinking, the quality which distinguishes it as â€"the wmld'ge“ best, is assured users of "Saâ€" laga" Tea. "Anything peculiar about hi which he can be recognized?" ask officer, preparing to fill out a d tion blank, For sevreal moments the woman ed to be searching her memory, S ly her face brightened, _"Why, yes s body‘s Magazine for some time, to drown plained, "and he‘s been two days." A woman entered a police Holland and asked the officer to have the canals dragged. "My husband has been t By the death of the Ear] of Rosse the small band of peers in the House of Lords whose scientific attainments have won them recognition in â€" the world of scienceâ€"from which in the last few months Lord Kelvin and Lord Blythswood have disappearedâ€" is {vrther depleted. Perhaps the most versatile scientist of those still reâ€" mainaag in the upper house is Lord Avebury, no less cel brated as a geoâ€" logist and archaeologist than as a botanist. Physics is worthily repreâ€" seated by the Earl of Berkeley and Lord Raleigh (the only Senior \arang- lert among the peers) and astronomy by the Earl of Crawford, who is also an ardent naturalist The Duke of Northumberland, _ president of â€" the Royal Institution, has a strong scionâ€" tific bent, and entomology owes much to Lord Walsingham, who prcsented | his collection of microâ€"lepidoptersâ€"the l largest in the worldâ€"to hte Brinsh’ Museum in 1901. Lord Lister, â€" the famous descoverer of mitiseptic sur-,’ gery, who is in his cightyâ€"second year, | is the honored doyven of the scientific peers.â€"From the Westminster Gazet-[ te. Scientific Persons 70 â€"1e!d of 42; lbe. of butter fat in the month; but in an adjoining farm it took 2i cows to give 403 lbs. of fat during the same time. Think of it, half as many cows again to feed and milk and provide accommodation for, and yet receive no more income from! The work of these associations helps farmers to discover the cows that are worth keepâ€" ing, and enables them to detect and disâ€" pose of the unprofitable summer, and winter, boarder, Ormstown, Que., also had a good reâ€" cord, for in 10 herds tested some one cow gave 1,000 lb. milk; one went as high as 1410 1b. milk testing 3.6. Such cows are well worth keeping. But the fact reâ€" maing, unfortignately, that there are probably hundreds of cows in the Doâ€" minion that are not worth keeping. For instance in the Dixville, Que., asâ€" scciation 14 cows in one herd gave a toâ€" tal yield of 427 lbs. of butter fat in the month; but in an adjoining farm it took 2i cows to give 403 lhe af fat In the Bagotville, ( euch of the six her were individual cows Ib. milk, all of the over. In three herds in the North Ont., cow testing association, so records were made in the last monthly test. OQne cow gave | oi milk testing 3.1 per cent. two other cows in two other he gave over 1,550 lb, milk testing 3.1 per cent fat. Dominion Department of Agriculture amch of h Dairy and Cold Storage CcOWs wWORTH KEEPING Against the Law " Silent as the Sphinx !" *# x fM THE MOST PERFECT MATCHES YOU EVER STRUCK Always, everywhere in Canada, ask for Eddy‘s Matches Means of Identification. _ EDDY‘S _ /; “SILENT”% MATCHES #] THE FAVORITES sir; hes‘ deat."â€"Every gotville, Que six herds recorded there rds in the North Oxford, ing association, some good made in the last regular One cow gave 1340 lb. g 3.1 per cent. iat, and s in two other herds each t "â€"Washington ows giving over 1,000 them testing 3.3 and las a strong scianâ€" The Telephone in Elections. mology owes much If the coming presidential election m, who prosented | should prove a close one. the value of *roâ€"lepidoptersâ€"â€"thelthe telephone as a reporting agency ldâ€"to hte Brinsh’in getting the returms would become Lf"'d Lister, ‘the !s notlcenbly immartant famine " yyllle in zed ?" asked ”; missing now for en threatening himself," she exâ€" about him â€" by House of Lords association in a descrip station in in charge C. F. W n seem Sudden <IO ARCHIVES TORONTO "And sometimes because some one has said that she has pretty teeth."â€"Housâ€" ton Post. "And then again it may be because the stage manager insists upon it."â€"Cleveâ€" l»~d Plain &lfl’. "Sometimes a woman smiles because she is amused, and sometimes to conceal her anger."â€"Somerville Journai. The copy looked plain enough, and it surely did speak of the "dainty, blushâ€" ing bride," but when it appeared in cold type it was "the dirty, blustering bride." Already seven of her relatives have stoppec( the paper, and the husband is laying for the editor. Now, why should the editor be made to suffer for a little thing like that? This is, indeed, a cold, cold world.â€"Minneapolis Better Way, Don‘t wear jeweir_v in cept practical bits. Don‘t carry your coat on your shoulâ€" der when it is too warm to wear it Don‘t hold your handkerchief in your hand or have it visible on your person, Don‘t wear watch chains or trinkets that make a noise. Don‘t wear a lot of school pins and badges on the front of your dress, Don‘t wear three yards of ribbon en your head to hide your hair. Don‘t wear your hat at a foolish tilt to make your hair or ribbon show, Don‘t wear feathers and wings on your hat on a windy day, and never wear a veil. Don‘t be seen on the street without gloves, and never put them on in the street. Don‘t wear shabby shoes. they are far from being new have straight heels and be | and clean. come in soon enough now, so large a fraction of its total population is ‘n its cities, and the same is true of Illinois; but the states named are largely rural and have up to this time been amoyingly slow in reportâ€" ing their verdict.â€"Boston Transcript. |a noticeably important factor. Great progress in this respect has been made in the last four years. In the recent Maine election, for example, by midâ€" night on Monday 90 per cent. of the towns, cities, and plantations of the state had been heard from, covering 98 per cent. of the total voteâ€"someâ€" thing hitherto unheard of in that state. All that remained out of reach of the telephone were some of the isâ€" lands along the cost and some extreme backwoods poisits to which the wire had not yet been strung. Co~nectiâ€" cut was the first staie to exemplify telephone reporting. Two years ago its returns which came in the evenâ€" ing proved within two hundred votes of the official count subsequently made. The doubtful states 0f the comâ€" ing presidential contest in which the telephone may improve things naturâ€" ally are Maryland, Kentucky, Indiana, and Nebraska. New York‘s returns come in soon enough now, so large a fraction of its total population is ‘n its cities, and the same is true of Illinois; but the states named are dnb in & Ne BED WETTING :: * "Indeed! And is he interested ?" "Oh, yes. He likes to see churning where there is so much water because it reminds him of the days he was accumâ€" ulating his fortune." The waves roiled high and the wealthy milkman was observed to be leaning over the stern rail of the ocean greyâ€" hound. "Is he seasick?" whispered a fellow passenger, "Oh, no," replied another, "he is mereâ€" ly watching the churn of the milky ly w wake "I may not be as graceful as you are," 'obaer\'ed the elephant, "but I‘m nearer akin to the human family than you are. The knees of my hind legs bend forâ€" ward, as a man‘s legs do, while yours bend backward, the same as a hyena‘s or | a hog‘s, or a skunk‘s. You belong to a ‘ lower order of creation, and I‘d rather | not associate with you on terms of "oqua!ity if it‘s all the same to you." Will develop your bust from tww w chree inches in a very short time. ABSOLUTELY HarMuESS, Price $1.00, express prepaid. The Edward‘s Medicine Company, 611 Bathurst Street, Toronto, Ont. e en dnc d is es DR. HUNT 1 T rviiiint ie t i ie MB J is s Whereat the lion, observing that the vlephant was waving his trunk threatâ€" rmingly, went back among the wolves rnd coyotes, where he still retained some prestige. Unanswerable, The lion was sneering at the awkward, uncouth and generally ugly appearance of the elephant. Don‘ts to the School Girl A Woman‘s Reason The Poor Editor The Churning $ BUST DEVELOPER hoh the daytime, ex. Waves ed. 25¢ Pkg. FREE . H. FOW aN, Even if ‘ they may kept black i m CE EC Rerek Por th dia E. Pink. ham‘s Vegeteble Oorgomne, mioee from roots and h"h&fis been the and has poollvely oured houeangee as ve # women who havey been troubled with ponsues maanen m, bro T8, es, iodic pains, backache bekr. m‘-down feeling, flatulency,tndjses. tion,dizziness,ornervous prostration. Wh; don‘t gn try it ? to write 'h.. f '..ivu.. m fuided h‘.._‘. T "For years I was a great sufferer from female weakness, and despite cvrery remedy flven me by doctors for this trouble, I grew worse, ‘‘One day a friend advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkbsm‘s Vegetable Comâ€" pound, I did so, and am thankful to say that it made me strovg and well," FACTS FOR SICK woOMEn. *X i. abiges . t B to comes as a boon and a blens;x;g, as it did to Mrs. W. Barrett, of 602 .\Io‘l"eau ,§‘-’ Montreal, who writes kn ks x x ilo LYDIA EPINKHAM‘S VERETABLE COMPOVND In order to keep the home neat and pretty, the cb.lfiren well dressed and tidy, women overdo. A female weakness or displacement is often brought on and they suffer in silence, drifung alonfi from bad to worse, knowinf well that they ought to have help to overcome the psins and aclrxegwpiclz daily naake life a burden. in our homes are their lives to duty. nOUSF woRK 7 4 v~Bicn Gaily paake life a burden. It istot.bm g.ithhuwomenthu Clinton Prison. These statistics must be held to be instructive until someâ€" body, coming to the rescue of the flaxen type, shall find a prison stocked with the other sort.â€"â€"Philadelphia Ledger, The Wicked Blonde. Major Charles E. Woodruif, surgeon of the United States army, and rated an expert in neurasthenia, makes the statement that the blonde is more inâ€" clined to crime than the brunette is To back his startling assertion, the major presents an @grray of figures collected with great care. The defense of his theâ€" ory is based largely on the statistics of "*‘I know the book," he exclaimed; ‘it is a creepy book. I read it the first year 1 was in Kimberley, fresh from my father‘s parsonage, and you may imagine the impression which it produced upaa me in such a place as a mining camp.‘ "He stopped for a moment, then added in a serious tone which I can hear even now, ‘That book has made me what 1 am.‘"â€"From the Gentleâ€" woman. Minard‘s Liniment Relieves Neuraigia. thow lar in _ duri To All Women: I will send free with full instructions, my bome troatment which postively eses Leucorrhoea, Ulceration, Displacements, Falling of the Womb, Painâ€" ful or Irregular periods, Uterine and Ovarâ€" ian Tumors or Growths, also Hot Flushes, Norvousness, Melancholy, Pains in the Head, Back or Bowels, Kidney and Bladder troubles, where caused by weakness pecullar to our sex. You can continue treatment at home at a cost of only 12 cents a week. l{book. ‘‘Woman‘s Own Medical Adviser," also sent free on request. Write toâ€"day. Address, Mrs. M. Summers, Box H. 8, Windsor, Ont. A WINDSOR LADY‘S APPEAL City Journal King Edward Apologized. A Crimean veteran, Charles Fleet, who died recently in England, had in his early days the unusual experience of reâ€" ceiving an apology from King Edward VII., then Prince of Wales. Fleet was performing sentry duty at the grand enâ€" trance to Windsor Castle, when Queen Victoria came along on foot with the boy Prince of Wales. The prince was a little behind his mother, and when she had turned a corner he slyly picked ur a pebble and threw it at the sentinel. The stone struck the gun and made a. rattle. The Queen heard it, and turning . round, went quickly up to Fleet and asked him if the prince had thrown a stone at him. "Yes," was the reply, "but he has done me no harm." The Queen called the prince back and made him take off his cap and apologize.â€"Kansas ISSUE Nc. 1, is |CORNS t &{.’e dm-ly”’f '}fl'â€".'“ m Max " u. -i"bolhuk-ahoufiu; k‘.l-.' l.l:yuoklu-dhg,mmnu / WRDv anndsiancty o MB ... â€" 521 upuli? "I think that‘s what we‘ll call her. It‘s the name my husband suggests," "But {hhk how it will mortify her when she grows to be a young woman! Do you know what ‘tetanus‘ means? It meane lockjaw," â€" _ 6 "ecame as much absorbed in it am the men, Buddenly His Majesty looked up, and there was an officer petrified with astonishment at the spectacle of the King calmly following _ the illictt game going on underneath. Secing that he was detected, the King turned away, and walked quietly aft. The officer probably saw a twinkle in the royal eyes that deterred him fro.. reporting _ the men. At all events, they heard nothin~ y i P ist» Bs y eA It is this consideration for the comâ€" fort of the most humble about him that so endears the King to the navyy. _ So does His Majesty‘s "human" character, The other day on the royal yacht _ a party of sailors _ were seated bet ween decks during an idle hour, indulging in a pastime forbidden on boardâ€"a game of cards for money, Attracted by subdued sounds of laughter, the King strolled along the deck, and, unnoticed by the Jacks below, watched the game for some time through the open hatrhw.y. It was evidently an exciting gamble, for the King became as much absorbed in it as the men, Buddenly His Majesty looked up, and there was an officar notsi6._% | NHUsuiIL I0FP so lll:l?l.\' n1« | lnte, and he called out | master. _ "Send for th watch," he demanded, 4 viduel appearing, His ‘What are uudntien me MUF. Snga lt called out for the quarter master. _ "Send for the officer of the watch," he demanded, and on that indiâ€" viduel appea , Mis Majesty asked ‘What are ullrhtien men lmn:ing about for?" "The carpet, #it," was the reply. "What do you mean*" said the King, The officer explained that the men had to wait till the last _ officer came on board before they could roli up and take away the red felt. "But," the King askâ€" ed, "don‘t these men have to get up at five o‘clock in the morning*" The offiâ€" cer admitted that that was so . "Than * l Turning from matters of serious naval policy, it is pleasant to hear that the i wming‘s popularity in the navy has been made even greater than ever by recent incidents on the cruise to the north, the visit to Portland, and during the Cowes week,. _ Mis Majesty‘s interest in, and concern for, the welfare of the officers and men of the fleet is as evident _ as ever, as is shown by something that happened not very long ago on the royal yacht. An order had been given that the red ceremonial carpet used on deck should be kept in place every night until the King had come on board, or until the officers had done so. One night His Majesty did not go ashore, and about 10 o‘clock was enjoying . a quiet cigar on deck, when he noticed a mysterious group of sailors waiting about with no apparent object. It eviâ€" dently occurred to the King that it was imusual for Surplusage. A Preston, Kan., society woman anâ€" nounced a "white elephant party." Every guest was to bring something that she could find no use for and which was too good to throw away. The party would have been a great success but for an unâ€" lookedâ€"for development which broke it up. _ Eleven of the nineteen women brought their husbands.â€"Bonham, Tex., Favorite. Minard‘s Liniment for sale everywhere. Bill ? % Billâ€"I have. I‘m thinking of cross ing them with parrots so they can ask their way home. A boat can be got out of stays by dropring her peak and then hoisting it when she is under way. Another way is to put the helm down, slack the mainsheet and let her drift back ; thai trim her quickly and she will sail away. Always go to the lee side of a dock. When a boat is towed make sure that it has a good painter, especially at night. To lower a centreboard whemn under way put the helm up and keep the boat off. A small boat can be stopâ€" ped by putting the helm uÂ¥ and down across tfle boat quickly. This is use ful in coming up to a dock or moorâ€" ing. 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