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J GO ALONG _ on the ard and down gger king, fe gorra‘ I thought i was shavin‘s, an‘ 1 made a bed &4 it for the poor little pup to s on,* t xÂ¥ have you done with that box of new vreakfast food ?" has knocked at my deor eight times this week. In case he should knock again, I have been saving this pan of hot sudsâ€"â€"" voung man," snapped the woman, as she reached behind her. "Opportunity ~Opportunity knocks at everyone‘s toorâ€"but ouly once," continued the caller. This is the opportunity of a lifeâ€" ‘‘me, madam," declared the smoothâ€" iongued canvasser as he stood at the The patient stared hard at them, but tid not speak. Come," urged the specialist, "sure !vy you can read the top line?" The patient shook his head. * ~Do you mean to say you cannot «oo letters that size?" exclaimed the specialist in astonishment. Oh, I can see the letters all right," replied the putient; "but I can‘t pro-l ‘ounce the bloomin‘ word!" Seems to me I‘ve heard that tale »elore," thoughti the housewife. 0 read the top line of the test card, the letters of which ranâ€" N P R T v /. B D F H K O. But opportunity departed hurriedly. One of the most puzzling things in the world is to get a cork out of a botâ€" . Nevertheless, it can be done easily nough, if you know how. Immerse ie bottle in cold water for a few minâ€" v.es, without altowing any of the uid to enier. Then take a hatpin and poke with it until you have succeeded in impaling the smaller end of the cork. This accomplished, you can pull the cork up into the lower part of the botâ€" t!e neck, though you cannot get it out.‘ Now imwerse the bottle in hot water ind presently the cork will fly out of is own accord, forced out by the exâ€" ansion of the air inside. The way it works is quite surprising and affords in interesting lesson in physics. The (ormance may be facilitated someâ€" o oculist was examining the eyes ( a patient. He requested the patient That‘s where you‘re mistaken, To all intents and purposes the orâ€" |‘nary farm tractor is a more or less killful adaptation of the principles of vberation embodied in the automobile. Moreover, these tractors, as a rule, are vdlupted for hauling the same kind of (arm implements as are used with horses. A novel type of tractor has veen constructed in France that has little more in common with the ordinâ€" ary motor car than the fact that it is Iriven by an internalâ€"combustion enâ€" ;ine. The motor and its adjuncts, as wel! as the wheel and its supports and the waterâ€"cooling radiator form a unit’ that is pivoted in a horizontal circular [rame, to which can be attached any ‘‘table means for hauling the impleâ€" mcents, as well as a trailer which supâ€" voris on two whaels, the seat for the package had fallen just a few feet larthe away and been swept down by tne stream; how many years of faithâ€" (u! service it would have reaulrad t within the last few miles. Would he reverse his engine and run back for it*" Kind soul, he did so. I watched e line, and on the bank of a large stream within a few feet of the water 1 saw the package. I could bardly beâ€" lieve my eyes. I ran down and graspâ€" ed i. It was not damaged. Need 1 add that it never passed out of my frm grasp again unt!l it was safe in Pittsburgh ? | I never venturad to tell the story unâ€"l til long afterwards. Suppose â€"that package had fallen just a few feet farthe? away and been SWEDt Aawn h There was, he says, no use in digâ€" guising the fact that such a failure would ruin me, for to have been sent for the pay rolls and cheques and to ‘ose the package was a dreadful showâ€" ag. 1 called the engineer and told ‘‘m that it must have been shaken out within the last few milea â€" Wrecrs 1 _ the jolting of the out! (ne morning, he relates in his autobtâ€" ography, he set out from Altoona for Pittsburgh with a package of pay rolls ar«l cheques under his waistcoatâ€"for the package was too large*for his pockets. He was a very enthusiastic rallroader at that time and lHked to ride on the engine. It was a very rough ride over the mountains, and at one place, uneasily feeling for the package, he was horrified to find that by greasing the inside of the botâ€" Business acquaintances and rivals «~»{ Andrew Carnegie‘s used to doelnn.; that in addition to his remarkable ability and farsightedness he was blessed with amazing luck. An inciâ€" dent early in the ironmaster‘s career weems to justify the assertion. A piece of carelessness that might have ruined another man resulted, in Carâ€" negle‘s case, only in a brief scare. rench Tractor Simple and Extracting a Cork. Natural Mistake. Waiting for Him. Sitranger Than Fiction. Beyond Him. orritied to find that train bad shaken it miles. Would he * " ofmorentzmons Hhai +. HAS NEVER FELT a Aaatacl The English designation of â€" Cian Robertson was a later development in the reign of King James I. from the name of Robert, then its chieftain. _ There is not, however, any connecâ€" !tion other than a historical one beâ€" tween the name of Robertson and Duncan. It simply happens that the English and Gaelic names of this clan are entirely different, which is no unâ€" usual thing among the Scottish clans. The Gaelic designation of the clan is "Chlann Donnachaidh" or Clan Donaâ€" chie, or Duncan. History is a bit hazy but the founders of this clan were apâ€" parently descendants of the old Earis of Athol, and the clan took its name from one of these, "Donnchadh (or Duncan) Reamhar," who led it at the battle of Bannockburn. Though the family name of Duncan, with some of the foregoing variations, in some cases represents a developâ€" ment from the Gaelic name of one of the Irish clans, it is, for the most part, Scottish Gaelic, and traces back to the Clan Robertson, of the Scottish Highâ€" lands. Variationsâ€"Duncanton. MacDonnacâ€" hie, Tennochy, â€" Donachie, Dunâ€" nachie, MacConnechy, MacConachie. Racial Originâ€"Scottish. Sourceâ€"A given name. All of the foregoing family names Better to hold your tongue toâ€"day than regret your words toâ€"morrow. Minard‘s Liniment for Distemper. MmMonEy orpers. Remit by Dominion Expre: Order. If lost or stolen you money back. Search others for i thyself for thy vices of TK4 _ > &.._, _ Tanlac is sold by | \ â€" 4 . _ _ "‘ @istress. Ihad to let meat and pies alore, and fter meals I felt as though I had a big lump in the pit of my stomach. I had headaches a great deal, too, and there was sharp, lshoofl'fig pains around my heart that nearly worried the life out of me. _ "After taking Tanlac imy wife and daughter thought so much of it that they got me to try the medicine, and it proved to be the very thing I needâ€" ed. Why, it has made a clean sweep of all my troubles and given me the very best kind of an appetite. I can eat just anything I want now and I feel as fit and fine as I ever did in my life. Tanlac is what did the work in my case and I don‘t make any secret nf it hae, _ " _ VUDi¢, and for three years before 1 got Tanlac I was in mighty bad shape. Why, it I drank a cup of tea and ate a little buttered bread for breakfast 1 would bloat terribly and be in awtu! distress. I had to let meat and pies alore, and fter meals I felt as though I had a big lum» in the nit 8 W i f e "TANLAC MADEA CLEAN, SWEEP OF MY TROU. | BLES," DECLARES TOâ€" | RONTO CITIZEN.â€" ; _ ~Postum for Healthâ€" Greatly Benefitted by Masâ€" ter Medicine. * osmum jor Fieaithâ€"~" Ihere‘s a Reason Why does any healthy person want to be kicked into wakefulness in the morning? FINER IN S LIFE DUNCAN and Daughter Also Surnames and Their Origin all good druggists. â€"â€"Advt. their virtues, and i.â€"Fuller. Express Money n you get your tion. This is why regular tea and coffee drinkers think they mothnvetlu:;:thuhmm. first thing in morning to whdthemupform.a,, Nothing could be more false than this reasoning. Any doctor can tell you this, For a healthy body does not need or require a stimulant. It gets all the stimâ€" ulant it needs from food. The thein and caffeine found intulndeofloemilfludn(to the heart and nervous system. ‘They joit the nerves into undue activity. The result is a reacâ€" that they will not be able to meet the tasks and duties of the day. L fullness in the morning. They think that without the tea or coffee they take in the morning ate ces ult 2 c 09 00 t 8 7 Many people feel that they have to be agitated into wakeâ€" As a family name the form of Anâ€" son might come into being either from "Ann‘sâ€"son" or from ‘"Han‘sâ€"son," and it might also have come from "Anthony‘sâ€"son." _ The "ot" syllable aAppearng in the other two variations is simply the regular Norman diminuâ€" tive, meaning "little," which +we find As has been explained in revious articles, the name of John was more anciently Johan or Johannes. â€" It has given rise to such variled forms as John, Joan. Han, Hans, Joanna, Jevon, Ivan, Hannah, Anna, Ann and others too numerous to mention, and to a still more numerous list of family names, prominent among which are Jones, Johnson, Hahn, Haenn and the like. But the presence or absence of the initial "H" in the family name constiâ€" tutes no indication whatevrer whether or not it comes from Ann or Hans. Family names in this come either from the ma; name of John or Anthony, nine of Anne. notson. i Racial Originâ€"English. Sourceâ€"A given name. Variations-Hanson, Anottson are but developments and changed forms of the Gaelic name of the clan. not do better. The stormy, blustery weather which we have during February and March is extremely hard on children. Condiâ€" tions make it necessary for the mothâ€" er to keep them in the house. They are often confined to overheated, badâ€" ly ventilated rooms and catch colds which rack their whole system. To ,suard against this a box of Baby's‘ Own ~Tablets should be kept in the house and an occasional dose given the baby to keep its stomach and bowels working regular‘y. This will not fail to break up colds and keep the health of the baby in good condiâ€" tion till the brighter days come along. The Tablets afe sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. STORMY WEATHER HARD ON BABY EoD Emt m UHeat lde(octlve feed water, preventing the entrance of.sgalt waler into the bollers, [and maintaining in the condenser A constant state of cleanlinese. The ' condenser has a steam chamber at one end connected to the engine exhaust, , and another at the other end confiectâ€" jed to the air pump. Between these , two chambers, in the main body of the conmdenser in which the water circuâ€" {lates, are series of pipes, divided into. | two or more separate groups, zo that lone group can be cut off by a shutâ€"ofl{ jvalve from the othcr;, and can be atâ€" tended to without requiring the stopâ€" lpue of the engive. In connection with each of these groups is a specially deâ€" signed salinometerâ€"an instrument, for measuring the quantity of salt that there may be in solution in the water of the condenserâ€"that is electrically connected with an instrument board in the engine room, containing warning lamps that by ignition irdicate a dan-’ gerous condition of the water. F hint s iL L ai c ns o Never criticize that which you could 50 uky c Considerable attention has been atâ€" tracted to a surface condenser for marine engines that has been invonted in Belgiuir, and patenied in several countries. _ The object of the invenâ€" tion is to eliminate automatically all causes for engine breakdown due to Marineâ€"Engine Condenser of ANSON. in this group may the masculine given , or the femiâ€" Order Postum from your grocer tod;z, andmn#o it acâ€" cording to directions. Your first sip of Postum will surprige and please you. Postum cotmes in forms: Instant M&h‘l-zznmm'hh cup by of boiling water. Postum Coreal (in of larger flhh“bw :onzhtwflnbndbhh"u- made by boiling for 20 minutes narass your nerves, upset diâ€" gestion, increase your heart action, and make you nervous and irritable. Many people who have tried Postum say that inside of a week they wake in the mornâ€" ing without that "ail gone" feelâ€" ing that they used to have, and are full of energy, strength and Postum, the pure cereal beverâ€" age instead, it will give Nature an opportunity to rid the system of the irritating substances that An ONTARIO ARC TORONTO When we say that these family names may come either from Ann, John or Anthony, we mean that doubt exists only in the individual instance, for the old records clearly establish that they actually did come variously from all three of these sources. in the given name of Aunnette, for inâ€" stance, but which was equally appliâ€" cable to masculine and feminine names. ‘"I‘m not at all sure," said the proâ€" fiteer‘s wife to the head master of one fashionable preparatory school, "how your school is going to suit my dear boy." The head master smiled confidently. "You need not worry about that, madam," he said, "We‘ve taught him how to hold his knife already." Shall I start "Mamma," he said, "there‘s nothing but â€" clean towelfisr in the bathroom. During a lull in the éo;n;e_l-;;tion the youngest boy appeared in the dining room doorway. The children of a young college proâ€" fessor had been sent upstairs and told to keep quiet while their parents were entertaining guests at dinner. From its green and silver branches Beauty smiled down on me! And there above my doorway A young moon laughed at me, Caught in the tangled branches Of mine own willow treeâ€" But when I went to seek there, The panting waves did lie Beneath a pall of darkness Under a moonless skyâ€" Sadly we turned us home again My tired heart and L Beyond a tropic seaâ€"â€"â€" In radiant silver moonways By a golden tropic sea. Siemrad S imiae c ner? en tm Tiains n e 1. 4. Th + nc "ton. who immediately made a working model. It was a cardboard disk with the picture of a bird on one side and of an empty bird cage on the other. When the card was whirled on a silk thread the bird appeared to be inside the cage. The model, which is called a thaumatrope, showed that the eye retains the image of an object for a fraction of a second after it has been removed. Following the thaumatrope came the I zoetrope, or "wheel of life." A cylinâ€"| _der was perforated with a series of slots, and a band of drawings of daneâ€" ing men was placed instde it When the apparatus was rotated the figures seen through the slots seemed to be in motion. About 1872 Edward Muyâ€" bridge made the first systematic photoâ€" graphs of men and animals taken at regular intervals with a view to showâ€" ing them in motion. Babbage was so much impressed with the experiment that the next day he described it to his friend, Dr. Fitâ€" An crdinary shilling ‘piece, a conâ€" tributer tells us, was largely responsâ€" ible for the origin of the presentâ€"day motion picture. =/ * Some hundred years ago Sir John Herschel asked his friend Charles Babbage whether ho could show â€" both sides of a shilling at once. Babbage replied by.taking a shilling from his pocket and holding it in front of a mirâ€" ror. Sir John was not satisfied and set the shilling spinning on a large table; at the same time he explained that if you placed your eye on a level with the coin you could see both sides of it at once. ‘ ‘ Seeing Both Sides of the Shilling ArGace Shifting the Responsibility. Progress, Anyhow. â€"Edna Valentine Trapnell. one?" J | * t e ie l 5s i 9 > 22l : ~f LAIdCHC mxom ‘Pain, Pain cce Handy in or :2 24 and 100â€"Drugyiste. . Navy blue was a feshionabic cotor! ".'.’."'.:'..‘.'"' .t%" W_.:m * naonnepenren n | speemnon ons fonresnsneinanpireide If you e look ‘:‘9 not goodâ€"looking, why not as He left Mme. Gagelin to start for himself and took a flat in the Rue de la Paix, where his firm is still situated . At that timeâ€"during tha Second Emâ€" pireâ€"it was a fashionab‘e residential street, and the inhabitants objected to the presence of a business maneamong . IMx m _ 2l L the son of a lawyer‘s clerk, and his first start in life was as a salesman in a London drapery shop. Dissatisfied with his position, he crossed to France and entered the service of Mme. Gageâ€" lin, at that time one of the foremost madistes in Paris; he worked for her as designer. It is said he came to Paris with only one sovereign in his Worth, the most famous of Parisian dressmakers, whose name for half a century has suggested everything that is tasteful and aparkling in the art of dress, was not a Frenchman at all, but an Englishman. His full name was Charles F. Worth, and he was born at Bourne, Lincolnshire, in 1825. He was anti-grasshoypér camp;lvg-n The Manitoba Legislature has been asked to vote $50,000 for the coming in wl Retes e e lne ELV ie Minard‘s Liniment for Garget in Cown _ Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know a teaâ€" spoonful toâ€"day saves a sick child toâ€" morrow. Ask your druggist for genuâ€" ine "California Fig Syrup" which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother! You must say "California" or you may get an imitation fig syrup. : ’ Your little one will love the "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup" even it constipated, bilious, frritable, feverish, or full of cold. A teaspoonful never fails to cleanse the liver and bowels. In a few hours you can see for yourâ€" self how thoroughly it works all the sour bile, and undigested food out of the bowels and you have a well, pluy-‘ ful child again. An Improvement "Where you goin‘, Ma?" "To a surprise party, dear." "Aren‘t you goin‘ to take all of us ?" "No, dear, you weren‘t invited." "But, ma, don‘t you think they‘d be a lot more surprised if they saw all of us comin‘?" Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills can be had through any medicine dealer, or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. PC 2OImnIng that would give me relief.l I gladly continued using the pills with the result that I am now as well u! ever I was, able to do my housework | and care for my children. Since that‘ time one of my daughters fell into an , anaemic condition andâ€"was obliged to I discontinue going to school. I gave | her Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, and now | she is as healthy a girl as there is in | the city. You may be sure I lose no | opportunity in praising this medicine." | I could not do my housework, and even to attempt to walk caused me agony. I spent a great deal of money on liniments and medicines without getting the least benefit, and my conâ€" dition was pitiable. At this stage my attention was called to Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, and I began taking this medicine, and shall always praise the day I did so. Before long there was no doubt that I had at last found something that would give me relief. this medicine is Mrs. James Gillan, Charlottetown, P.EIL, who says: "For three long months I suffered terribly from rheumatism. I was so bad that been very successful, as they build up and enrich the blood, thus easing the aching, swollen joints, and benefitting the health of the sufferer in other ways as well. Among the rheumatic sufferers who have satisfactorily used tion. This means that to drive rheuâ€" matism from the system it must be treated through the blood, and for this purpose Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills have is a rapid thinning of the biood, and that the rheumatic poisors are only expelled from the system when the blood is restored to its normal condiâ€" The House of~“70rth. tem it makes itself manifest by a reâ€" turn of the acute pains with every spell of bad weather. This is why so many people think the trowble is due to cold or damp. The fact is known, however, to medical men, that with the appearance of rheumatism there Rheumatism is a trouble extremely difficult to get rid of. If a tendency to rheumaiism is established in the sysâ€" Liniments and â€"Rubbing Only Give Temporary Relief, ~â€" 1nLALI NUULUMAIIOM | COARSE SALT THROUGH THE BLOOD | LAND SALT TREAT RHEUMATISM Child‘s Bowels With Californiz Fig Syrup The nicest catharticlaxative to physic your bowels when you have Headache Biliousness Colds Indigestion Dizziness Sour Stomach is candyâ€"like Cascarets. One or two WARNING! Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Unless you see the name "Bayer‘ on tablets, you are not getting Aspirin at all. Why take chances? Accept only an "unbroken package" of "Bayer Tabl:is of Aspirin,"‘ which contains directions and dose worked out by physicians during 22 years and proved safe by millions for Colds Headache Rheumatisra For Constipated Bowels â€"Bilious Liver [( Ar‘\‘. y pAYER® l P l Sample Bach Pree by Mail. Address: * Limâ€" fhe e at To d Aigiml Apomma is tlre.umYle of Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I afterwards bought more, and I only used two cakes of Soap and two boxes of Ointment when I was healed." (Signed) Miss Frances Burne, St. Basile, Quebec. Use Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Talcum for all toilet purposes. T. _\ . _\ _ ; 3 10 ‘mmne are to vegetation. It foe: right to the roots, inevfigontei and strengthens them. This delightf=1, stimulating tonic Lelps thin. lifeless, faded hair to grow long, thick, heavy and luxuriant. & MR & t =y~ o "<amg on J %0 4 > U owing all over t»e scailp. E:;" is to the hair what fl'gl! of zain and sunshine are to v It goes right to the roots, in Liniment( *"‘From using the same comb as my sister, whost 5 troubled wit j " it caused m ( f km’. "} A sore and re dandruff ece ) _f~ i could be se Et othing. M bexd vas en e en was Tevied mie ie raap Sloan‘s Liniment is pain‘s enemy, Ask your neighbor. _At all druggistsâ€"35¢, 70¢, $1.40. "Danderine" C051 only 85 cents a bottle. One up&liutlon ends ail dandruff, swfis itching and fa‘ling hair, and, in a few moments, Kou have doubled the e:ut{ of your hai.. It will aplpw a mass, so soft, lustrous, and eal{ t> do up. But what wil gleue you most will be after a few weeks use, when you see j new _ bairâ€"fins ind downy at firstâ€"yesâ€"| but really new ~ hair It eases and brings comfort 'ur;|7); and readily, You‘ll find it clean and nonâ€"skinâ€"staining. R forty years Sloan‘s Kiniment has been the quickest relief for neuralgia, sciatica and rheumaâ€" tism, tired muscles, lame backs, sprains and strains, aches and pains. Keep Sloan‘s handy and apply freely, without rubbing, a_tythe first twingg. _ From using the same brush and comb as my sister, whose scaip was e troubled with dandruff, M TS it caused my scelp to @ , [ beitchy. My scaipwas A sore and red, and the dandruff scaled off and )_f~icould be seen on my ER othing. My hair fell s °"_ out u'nrl"l!y and nz head was is troubl h@edohm‘l‘henl aentfot‘ Was Sore and Red. Hair Fell Out. Head Disfigured. SLOAN‘S RELIEVES CUNCURA HEALS Toothache FEarache what fresh showers ACHES toâ€"night will empty your bowels comâ€" pletely by morning and you will feel splendid. "They work while you sleop." Cascarets never stir you up or gripe like salts, Pills, Calomel, or Oil, and they co«t only ten cents A box. Children love Cascarets too. _ _Cumberland Bay, N. B.â€""I was , troubled with wealk feelings, headâ€" awche, all the time, a cough, fainting spells and pains in my back and side. I could not do a single bit of | work and had to be helped out to | the hammock where I lay in the ftreeh air from morning until night ;und I had to be carried up and down | stairs. After other medicines had failed m friend advised me to take Lydia E. Pinkbam‘s Vegetable Comâ€" pound as she said it was excellent for anyone in the family way. Beâ€" fore the first bottle was taken 1 could walk alone and as Iâ€" kept on with it I got stronger, until I was able to do all my work. My baby is now six weeks old and is a big fat healithy fellow. I am sure Lydia E. Pinkham‘s Vegeiable Compound has done wonders for me and 1 recomâ€" mend it."â€"Mrs. Murrkar J. Barrox, R. R. No, 1, Cumberland Bay, N. B. Read the experience of Mrs. Barâ€" ton of New Brunswick, and please bear in mind that every letter pubâ€" lished recommending Lydia E. Pinkâ€" ham‘s Vegetable Compound is genuine and unsolicited. It is the expression of gratitude from women who have been helped Lydia E. Pinkham‘s Vegetable Compound is a splendid medicine and chould be taken by the expectant mother. Jt will assist her in keepâ€" ing well and strong. This is very necessary, not only for her own comâ€" fort but for the future as well. BEFORE BABY For Spanish Influenza The beginning of seifâ€"condemnation. IéMinw aumall _22_C070 _ AnV . UBED belting. pulleys. saws. cublc.hm.mklu. etc., shipped subject to Ié)l"‘fl\li at lowest prices in Canada. YORK BELTING co, 116 YORK, STRE®T, ToRONTO 44 B Avedcciialiadidl mss Wt ANADIAN MATRIMONILAL PAPBR, 25¢c. _ No other fee . A. McCreery, Unatham, Ont. h mss Dls‘l‘nl(.’l' AGENTS Pop GNTARIG to sell to farmers and gardeners a ‘m:fnunc treatment for the soil, guarâ€" anteed to increase production at a cost of from one io two dollars per more; we want aood. substantial men, who can sell 10% of their territory ; earning from $3,500 up per year, and able to assume full Fresponsibility for uucc? of terriâ€" tory. _ Apply Soil Vaccine ompany _ of Ontario, Limited, 37 Youge Street, Toâ€" ronto. Watchful Care Necessary ALL KINDS OF :mw The BELTING For iniment That Relieves Ali Ailments COMES reformatior