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Durham Review (1897), 1 Feb 1923, p. 2

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is wb %% Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know a teaâ€" spoon{ul toâ€"day saves a sgick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genuâ€" Ino "California Fig Syrup" which has directions for bables and children of wll ages printed on bottle. Mother! You must say "California" or you may get an imitation fig syrup. 4 the tender, little bowels and gives you a well, playfui child again. Even a sick child loves the "fraity" taste of "California Fig Syrup." If the little stomach is upset, tongue coated, or if your child is crose, feverish, full of cold, or has colic, a teaspoonful wllli never fail to open the bowels. In a few bours you can see for yourseift how; thoroughly it works all the constipaâ€" tion poison, sour bile and waste tmm’ "California Fig Syrup" is Child‘s Best Laxative IdTHER! NOVE CHLD‘S BOWELS that no than it the purse and it there existed so â€" HAROLD C. SHIPMaAN & co. PATENT ATTORNEYS ouay* Sater XNYENTIONS as with tha t ru iL EOW CCC ECUCE pasturage, he had heard a voice piteâ€" ously calling "Shom! O Shom! L!:)me and he‘p me!" Looking keeniy about he finally perceived Quirn, one of the innumersble little gods of vagrant imâ€" pulse, who was caught in a most face. tious but uncomfertable dlemma of which it is quite unnecessary to speak. Bhom, politely hiding his amusement, for it is not well to laugh at any god o" some men, ran to Quirn‘s aid, and the latter was so grateful for the timely assistance that he went to a hollow tree, dug sbout in the mouldy Teaves for a moment amf mamon.cy pulse, who w tious but u: which it is q Bhom, polite for it is not Manufacturers i oo considering. The way cf That very morning while goats up toward a new pasturage, he had heard ously calling "Shom! O and he‘p me!" Looking ] he finally perceived Quirr â€" aik V CfC wUlt meased to see his siurdy, sunâ€"vronzed legs chasing too adventurous kids along the steeper slopes, and to listen to the cheery tunes that come so miraculously out of his reed pipes. ‘ But, as we have said, Shom was deeply concerned with thought. He had just had quite a remarkable adâ€" venture, and was the richer by he was not yet certain how much _ Pnt tha ‘anufacturers always consider good iventicns. Fortunes are made from ew ldeas to #ult modern times. end for free list of Ideas and ‘reularse. THE BRAMGAY COMPANY Patent Attorneys 73 Bank 8St. â€" â€" â€" Ot:tews, Can. l e l wl o 3. â€"neone â€" Gevnsiete elves and faives, and pres by unassuming and easily lesser dsiticg, who, in the way, were woll pleased to siurdy, sunâ€"vronzed legs ch adventurous kids alonge f}h â€"_be . ,| " [ment engaged in a pro€igious effort to think. Â¥Yet deliberate thought was (stinctly a new turn for Shom, who led4, day in and day out, the lazy, dreaming life of 4 goatherd on the sunny and grassy slopes of Dunmeen â€"â€"slopes that quite innocently aspire to become little h#ls, with summvits of their very own, but which end by beâ€" ing incontinently | swallowed by the jJealous focthills of the terrible mounâ€" tains of Knorr, whose quite impossible {eak: make t'nre:xtenmg gestures from he north and west. ut Shom‘s was & most happy existence, for those velve‘ty pastures over which his flocks grazed were among the rare parts of the known world stiX meuniaf hw tha Shom sat motionless upon the ground with something clutched tight in one hand. His brown forehead was puckered, his eyes narrowed, and his tongue hard thrust into one smooth cheek, by which signs one well versed n such matters would instantâ€" l{ have deduced that Shom was at that moment engaged in a procigious effort to think. Â¥et deliberate thought was stinctly a new turn for Shom, who led4, day in and day out, the lazy, dreaming life of 4 goatherd on the sunny and grassy slanes of Trmmmasn INYVENTORS > sat thinking. w this gift wa th, downy purs â€"fashioned fro a frift. Whic Shom held s nitles were re 0o The Gift of Quirn rail and he could feel but iin it. But Quirn explainâ€" "g, and peering warily sure no avaricious little esdrepping, that betwaen ncomicrlane cu.erma of uite unnecessary to speak. ly hiding his amusement, well to laugh at any god . ran to Quirn‘s aid, and vas so grateful for the ance that he went to a dug sSout in the mouldy _ moment, and returned Which was the vory thing r?‘:l.!o clcsely in his hand so powerful an affinity r _ was the latter spent ed silently and mysterâ€" it was no less than a y purse slyly and artâ€" d from something it interest you to know said that the purse was agical affair, to possess king would g!nd]y give contained a considerâ€" old. At this statement rinly puzzled, for the PART I @ still peopled by the es, and presided over and easily placated who, in their simple sure wallowedl by the the terrible mounâ€" e quite impossible ing gestures from gut Shom‘s was tence, for thozse r which his flocks remarkable ad. cher by he was uch. But the ly well worth of it was this. ile driving his w and better go.iâ€"piece an affinity itter spent BY JOHN |,_tie slept that night deepâ€"burrowed |into a great wain of fragrant new hay which stood in a tavern yard, and !dreanlo«l only such dreams as were eminently suitable to his new estate. Very early the next morning he went down into the bazaars and among the merchants and bought with his homâ€" ing gold piece a magnificent red tunic all embrcidered with the names of the gods, being careful to see that Quirn‘s name was not omitted; shoes of red muscovite leather and a very jaunty cap with a long blue feather brought from the jungles of Umb, togethor with other minor accountrements proâ€" Prevents chapped hands, cracked lips, chilblains. Makes your skin soft, white, clear and smooth. Et stuius Liecvurs.. 2. oo9, meeat AEAOHS | self out of sight of the gaping sweet. |meat seller, however, he darted beâ€" |hind a stone fountain and hurriedly | opened the purse. There lay the gold | piece, for all the world as if it had never budged, and Shom heaved a deep breath, saying, "Quirn indeed ispafie truth!" f . He â€"sl@ut thakt nioht Auaa kic.": . _i come bearing that for which many kings would gladly give much," replied Shom, significantly, at which the pikeman stood respectfully to one side yet gazed after him as if wonderâ€" ing whether, in fact, the explanation was sufficiently conclusive. But Shom went calmly up the narrow strects until he came to where a seller of sweetmeats was slinging together his baskets in order to Fo home. | "Now is the time!" thought Shom.: With quite a casual air, though trembling with excitement, he selectâ€"| ed wix little oaten cakes, handing the astonished merchant the gold piece in payment. The latter stammered that it was, no doubt, a jest, for how: should a poor peddler of sweets have change for a veritable king‘s ransom|!| To which Shom replied grandly, for he had listened to the conversation of nobles on the highway, "Keep the change, my good fellow," and proâ€" ceeded up the street munching on his cakes. j’ust as soon as he felt himâ€" anblt s cgsit t on id o e ponny C Arriving at the gates of the city just at dusk, he speie polite‘y to the watchers above on the towers, who were preparing for the first vigil of the night, ang was about to enter, when a pikfim:m asked him the manâ€" woune Telie Adb o c 0 ie Auudiin tons immemoria!y inspired in men at the sight of great beauty, and parâ€" ticularly of that beauty which guileâ€" fully promises so much and grudgingâ€" ly fuffi.'.'n #o little of the seeming promise. But Shom‘s mind, being enâ€" thralled with the memory of the | vision, climbed painfully from thought to thought until it occurred to him: that a king, some certain king, say, might have something for which Shom: would g?adly barter the wift of %uirn.' Long before sunset he herded the mildly reproachful goats back to the valiey, made all safe for the night, and set off toward the city of Gam,! whose turrets and pinnacles gleamed above the green of the furthest treeâ€"‘ tops at the southern exiremity of the farâ€"reaching vale, which was threaded by the sinuous course of the River Gurg. He strode along beside it, and the purse, in all this time, had never | once left the strong brown fingers that had received it from the hand â€" of Quirn. F4 hen a pikem er of his bu n hour. such beauty as the dawn holds while it is yet unseen in the anticipations of one who has tossed throughout an endless and fearsome night. Her inâ€" comparable loveliness had choked his heart with an aching, dumb sense of futility, and had sent a gnawing, vague hunger prowling through his benumbed veins, for such are the emoâ€" hfi reus pale ons 10. 1 1 0 m 00 P Cemme PAE d ns that he had once sceen the Princess Zeni, daughter of King Zoto, returnâ€" ing from the chase along the highway with all her brave retinue. And he had no trouble in recaliing that she v.'a: of exceeding disturbing beautyâ€"â€" sewele Rruuigls e sore & it > But the urgefal, insinuating liitle voices of spring were all about, and at such a time it has been known to happen, quite frequently in fact, that a man, w(lae:her goatherd or king, will find himself thinking of some perilous and intriguing luxury as though it were suddenly become a necessity, and, in consequence, will do many foolish and illogical things. And so it all happened, even to Shom. For,| before romr. it came into IHis snn L e e o that was necessary to his p!easa’nt exâ€" istence. Or so, at least, it at first appeared. ed hut down in the valley, (-heckingf them of easily on the fingers of bfs’ disengaged hand, but to no purgose; whateverâ€"he really had everything This was the manner of his thought. Surely Quwirn had said that many a king would give much to possoss the magical purseâ€"that he remembered cls-m}{. for to a goatherd the affairs of a king are mattors for absorbing speculation, and the mere mention of one cou‘d not easily be forgotton. But Shom was greatly puzzled to imagine: what thing a king might own that would be of any use to him. In his' mind he went over the simple but complete contents of his little thatchâ€" fously to the former, and could thus be spent over and over again, an arâ€" rangement which Shom immediately saw was unusually convenient. Whereâ€" upon Quirn left him, vanishing in search of other predicaments into which he might pleasantly fal.l, and Shom sat dewn to think. ‘ o ’I’hlls was the manner of his thought. All druggists seil it . TROTH beauty as the dawn holds while yet‘_unkseen in the anticipations ong, it came into his mind business in G om replied grandly, for red to the conversation the highway, "Keep the #ood Pellyns‘ ud 2s said that many a sam at such )â€"burrowed Fer Shem hurm | .. kn .. . 3 0_ 30â€" 0OPS0 :peevighiy, for the moneyâ€"lenders had become urcomâ€" monly insistent and had refused furâ€" ther advances, thus putiing him in a wonderfuily bad humor. "Sire, Shom. of Dumeen, has come direct from Quirn to prephesy unâ€" paralleled good fortunes for your royal and illustrious house!" squeakâ€" ed one timorcus courtier, hopofully, for Zoto had just broken a gieat bowl ever his head, and he soized gresdily npon any siraw that might save him; from further disfavor. 1 ing :" he demand moneyâ€"lenders h monly insistent a ther advances, th himself Having come to the palace he shrowdly varied his tacties, rememâ€" bering having once heard that King Zoto owed his being to that very god of vagrant impulse who had given the purse, so that the image of Quirn was well seen in the royal halls. So to the questions of the deorkeepers he made answer: "I am Shom of Dumâ€" een, and I come from Quirn to proâ€" phesy before the King." This astoundâ€"| ing news was passed from mouth to mouth along the corridors of the palâ€" ace un.tii it reached the car of Znta oo 3 the pmjac over and thing tha kings. O Abn wl h * t nlitings l 1eD:600 lt kh : 4 At last he set off for the palace, set in the very centre of Gam, differing in this respect, as you will recal!, from that in the rival city of Gaw, which is built over and around the main gate,. And Shom left behind him a trail of various merchants searching feverishâ€" ly among their wares and in their pockets, for assuredly the handsome and impudent stranger had put a gold piece even into their very hands, and behold, it was gone! But the coin and its owner went confiden‘ly on toward S w Ge in 2 s ciss 1 ‘.sh per to the person of one who p to excite the covetous envy of ts 432 cu e 7 wl o. 1 1 "What‘s oth . Adibuiintcinith s dsc B c1d 4 id 1 Mrs. Coleman‘s tiny pupils began at the drum and rattle stage, played Pan pipes until they found out the principle of the flute, made the shoulâ€" der harp of the Egyptians until they discovered how resonance could be found for strings, strummed the ly!‘e;I and primitive harp, and learned how one string could be made to play more than one note and so made and played upon primitive fiddles and lutes and. banjos. | How greatly your child will & in Inter yvears if von allaw i MrSs. Coieéman believes that it is pos-: When a child‘s ears are inclined to sible for a child to receive from his, stand out, all of these things should be mother and father in the home in the‘ patiently attended to. Large ears first seven years of his life musical which are unduly prominent are espeâ€" training without set lessons or pracâ€" cially disfiguring, but they need not tice hours that will be of greater value| be so if properly "trained." | to him than twice seven years‘ study; =â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" l in any conservatory after he is grown.! Wholesama CPaldl Wasik.cm. 42 l Mrs. Coleman beleves that it is posâ€" sible for a chi!d to receive from his _ Mrs. Coleman says initiative singing may begin as soon as a child begins to talk, or even before. Simple dancing at three or four results in the cultivaâ€" tion of rhythm. Mrs. Coleman then had the idea of treating her children as little savages. They could underâ€" stand savage music, and if they made‘ their own instruments like the primiâ€"| tive peoples, they would love playing them. From the child‘s own savage| level she would gradually lift him to higher forms. He would understand each stage as he reached for it, and; his work always be at his own level. _ Educational Value of Music to Little Children. With a profound belief in the educaâ€" tional value of music to little children, Mrs. Statis. N. Coleman of New York thought that children should first be taught music without note reading. "Why not," she said, deliberately, “em-f ploy the child‘s natural way of lelrn-li ing until the physical process becomes easy ?" j om iy Horse racing for wom racing events, The picti which she rode "Boâ€"Beep." Training Ears To 100. OWPAE C chifiimts acs demanced peevishly, for lt s +% c hom ? 22 pDUr child wiil regret years if you allow his ears istrious house!" squeakâ€" ‘ous courtier, hopafully, Jns\ broken a gieat bowl , and he soized greadily pewesl 4 No s .1 va ol L. IAC Hi Woman‘s Sphere you are all mumblâ€" Jn for women is becoming an interesting fe The picture shows a winner being led in it nvy of a king. matter! the palace, set Quirn 1 ram, differing say!" m us who proposed | membered y on toward PC repeatin= : breath, the 1 concerning WOMmMEN JOCKEYS IN Engranp Behave. Vornwr ie Nn us en t ue mm of Zoto idntts se grown.! _ Wholeseme Cold Weather Breads Minard‘s Liniment for Coughs & Colds. If there were no clouds, not enjoy the «sun. Buy "Diamond Dyes" and follow the simple directions in every package. Don‘t wonder whether you can dye or tint successfully, because perfect home dyeing is gnaranteed with Diamond Dres even if you have never dyed beâ€" fore. Worn, faded dresses, skirts, waists, coais, swoaters, stockings, draperies, hangings, everything, be.. come like new again. Just tell your druggist whether the material you | wish to dye is wool or gsilk, or vrhother{ itâ€"is linen, cotton, or mixed goods, Diamond Dyeg nove: streal;, apot,‘ fade, or run. Dye Any 8?5""6“‘ or rapery in Diamond Dyes Wl uinaliiiadatrale tds c Phiall tb3 h 19 its wit‘s end, and were hoping that he might, in some way, relieve the tenâ€" sity cf the situation. Out of the corâ€" ner of his eye Shom saw the beautiful 'I‘en'i sitting h‘)' her father; industriâ€" In many modern homes the value of graham flour is underestimated. The graham that makes the most delicious and nutâ€"like bread is ground at the mill directly from the farmer‘s wheat. It will be slightly coarser than the sacked graham procured at the groâ€" cery and much sweeter and better ; flavored. By asking the miller to give Good graham bread is wholesome and delicious at any {ime of the year, but if there is a time when it seems to just fit the appetite a little better than any other, it is when the crisp cold days of autumn and winter are: with us. } In cold weather, when the little lad wears a closeâ€"fitting knitted cap, I am careful to see that his ears are pressed back before pulling the hat down securely. ‘ ; to grow out of his head, instead of !training them to their natural placeâ€" | close to the head! Remember that boys 'cannct modify any such defect by a ) coiffure. | | _ It is a simple matter to have your | baby wear a lacy cap to bed, being | sure that his ears are in their correct I{position before it is tied. . I sugpest My small boy of five evinces a great desire to jam his hat down on his ears, so that I have to be constantly on the alert. If his hat is a bit large, 1 put some tissueâ€"paper inside of the hatâ€" band, and take it out when he "grows into it." ‘ a lacy cap because there should be an opportunity for ventilation. The holes should not be large enough to allow portions of the ear to poke through, but there should be plenty of them. E IPD ETT EUATVUU the King and awaitei his (To be concluded.) °_ in every package. ether you can dye or because perfect home 3 x2R it feature of English in after a race in we should * +4 4. Diamond your Hounds of the same breed which were pets of the Pharaohs, Egynt‘s ancient rulers, were exhibited at a roâ€" cent dog show in London. To vary this bread if you like it slightly sweet, add to the sponge one cup of molasses and quartor teas»oon of soda. ; _ Boston brown breadâ€"1 qt. good butâ€" ; termilk, 14 cup melted shortening, 1 {tspn. salt, 2 tspns. soda and 1 tspn. ; baking powder, 1 cup molasses or : sorghum, 1 cup white flour, 1 cup corn ‘\ meal, 1 cup rye meal. ham and enough white flour to make the hard loaf. Let rise, mold into loaves, let rise again and bake in steady oven. Yeast graham breadâ€"Take the light sponge as for regular white broad, mix in two and cneâ€"half quarts of graâ€" ham and enough white flour ta maka One egg and enough graham flour to make stiff batter. Steam three hours in pudding basin or baking powder cans and bake twenty minutes in moâ€" dium oven. Raisin joaf is com! plain loaf with one raisins added. Add graham flour to mak ter, beat woll, put in loaf ti fifteen minutes and bake i oven. Nut loafâ€"2 large cups buitermilk, 4 cup melted shortening, 1 tspn. soda and one tspn. baking powder, 1 tspn. salt, 1 tbhepn. white sugar or light syrup, 1 cup white flour, 1 egg, 1 cup chopped nut meats, 1 cup chopped raisinsg. For breakfast goms we use a plain loaf recipe and bake in wellâ€"greased gem pans in a hot oven. Add one tsp. salt and enough graâ€" ham flour to make a batter that will drop clean from the spoon. This will make two loaves baked in individual loaf tins. wer 4 umt‘ Plain graham loafâ€"1 qt. good butâ€" termilk, !4 cup melted shortening, 2 tsps. soda and one tsp. baking powder, 4 cup molasses or sugar, 1 cup white flour or one egg. | mother was a splendid cook the writer 4| recalls that when winter approached / the main part of the Sunday morning | breakfast was always baked potatoes, and graham gems. When you have baked beans for supper try serving lhot graham gems or Boston brown ; bread with them. I For those troubled with poor digesâ€" tion the best bread is made with yeast sponge and part or all graham flour. The following are a few recipes for various forms of graham bread for a family of six: Sandwiches from graham filled with cold roast pork, jelly, are ideal for the sch box. | your wheat what is called "the first-’ |crack" you will have a nutritious and | highly delightful breakfast food. Cook| | this the same as cream of wheat and‘ | you will ask for nothing beiter. | Hot graham gefi{s are: ;v;i;:)‘r;xe adâ€" dition to the breakfast table on a cold morning. â€" In one family where the You may be offered other brands that you know less well than Sunâ€"Maids, but the kind you want is the kind you know is good. Insist, 'thergtore, on Sunâ€"Maid the blood. Sunâ€"Maid Raisin Growers Membership 14,000 Dept. 000, Fresno, Calif. Raisinsfurnish 1560 calorâ€" o mm es amee cce ce ce ies of energizing nutriment CUT THIS OUT Aanp per pound in practically pre. § â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"__â€"_ L _ANXD d'gA’l"ed fo;im. eohtent of l Sunâ€"Maid Raisin Growers, so a fine content o Yept. p } ; f?od' 'iroqâ€"good Tood dor I Dept. 000, Fresno, California, flavor in. No matter Mail coupon for free when or where you buy book of tested Sun:â€" them, these raisins Have â€" Maid reci pes. Sunâ€"Maid Raisi Un â€"IVIal alsiIns The tin keeps all the flavor in. No matter when or where you buy them, these raisins Have ERE‘S a new Hpackage of Sunâ€" Maid Raisins that you will want to tryâ€" dainty, tender, juicy, seeded fruitâ€"meats packed in tins. is combined the same as Freshness of Fresh Fruit Raisins in Ti eup of chopoed make stiff batâ€" school in le? rige medium loaf | cheese lunch CiTy..... and ) or Sreaeet. INAMECLET+1nveerantienes Please send me copy of your free book "Recipes with Raisins." with the Warships in the times of the old Greeks and Romans were built with as many as four and five banks, or rows, oi oars. "What!" shouted the ;'-,;t&nlez',ed visitor, "Then am I going to gct time to see the town ?" Thomas A. Edison is not much given |to humorâ€"he is far too busy for that J’â€" but he has one pet yarn that he is never tired of repeating: "Breakfast, 7 to 11," answored the clerk; "lunch 11 to 3; tea, 3 to 6; dinâ€" ner, 6 to 8; and supper, 8 to 12. A man from the country one day came to town and put up at a firstâ€" class hotel. He went to the office and asked the clerk what were the times of the meals. back Minard‘s Liniment for Burns & Scalds. Motoristâ€"*"Why don‘t you get out of the way?" \'lcflm-“What! Are you coming *reensnsenenssaess008s0ss000 4Â¥A ré*"j\ \ > K PA 1 rfiafi %@ULT c : C Con .._._â€"«S o ks y:; * x 3 & 8 SA _'\\ {\}\_’R \4"\;“%7‘;““‘_“ 5+ Try them next time you buy raisins. See how good they are. Especially dGelicious in a cake or pieâ€"and all ready, too. on THIS OUT Anp SEND IT the freshness of fresh fruit. It also keeps the feeth clean, breath sweet, appetite keen. The Great Canadian _ Chew your food well, thea use WRIGLEY‘S to aid digestion. Long Meals. Double Doce "Why don‘t ProviNcr Freight by Acrial An acrial cable liu> for portation of freight will p NVenezuela betweeoa Caraco 1 Helpful Wing, While on his recent visit to this con» tinent Marebal Foch made a witty re ply to a man who, when oue of the guests at a dinner party in Denver, given by a party of Americans, took exception to French politeness. "There is nothing in it but wind." ho said with questionable taste. "Neither is there anyt‘ing but wind in a pneumatio tire," retorted the galant marshal, "yet it cases the jolts alo way wonderfully." nig Through such organizations, throo B recognition coming through universi ties and colieges, through inramorable clubs and tLrough the ever expenling daily press and musical periodicals music is now identified as a callin> of thos mere Only a comparatively few ye. the music teacher had very slig fessional standing in the comi With the excoption of a fow known teachers in colleges ang who were fortunate enough to studios in the great cities, _ The Music Teaching Pr>â€" | fession. | _ Music and the profession of music teaching in Carada have received an immcree impulse through the organ!â€" zation of associations of music teachâ€" ers in various cities of the countrics Those pioneers who inrugurated such associations in former years had tho vision to see that if the art of mus; was to be identified as a profession teacher organizations would unques tionably command respect and admira tion of the public. Some tave fortunâ€" ately lived to witness at this timo reâ€" sults from their initial struggies which are far beyond their most extravagant dreams. ie more re nvassers. s compel a If you are temp>ramentalâ€"that is, if you are noticcably selfâ€"conscious, or if you are overâ€"serious of nature, or inclined toward despondency, or if you belong to the reserved, overâ€"dignified classâ€"you had better not attempt tellâ€" ng a jJoke at allâ€"at least until you can vercome some of these peculiarities. \Many a good joke has been spolled by he teller. To be funny to others there And lest we forget it, &n your own joke. By all mea: gond humor when you tell you have told It, if nobo: don‘t repeat it, for yo r aud laugh even less if they must tening to the repetition. so good asâ€"what is good everybody admits is goo« standing the harmless fun had about it. Hash, of c: art of telling a joke is mua art of taking crude stuffs a ing them into a happy who so easy to make some people lsugh and that doesn‘t signify that they are #tubborn or grouchy. You can recall &u experience like this: You are visiting some family, mayâ€" be for the first time. One member of the househol4 hasn‘t arrive yet. It may be the father, the mothber, or one ’ol the children. We‘ll say it‘s a 1 y «bout eighteen. ! "You mustn‘t leave till you meet him," the mother remonstrates. "He‘s ,tho life of the family. Why, he just keeps us al in an uproar of laughter all the time. He‘s such a tease!" Bo after you‘ve waited a bit, the | gawky, stupid, promising young come |dian puts in an appearance. I+ may | turn out that he is bubbling over with ‘joku that were published in Noah‘s Aimanac, or his tendency r+owar mirth may vent itself in pranks such as playing tag with bis big sisters and pinching mother or hiding dad‘ pyc., _or some other original stunt 1 For a joke to be successful. these requirements are essential, to wi It must be proporly "; Fresh beef, a little cold br potatoes, a tinge of onion, ts ately or mixed haphazard, d It must be a joke. That i must be a positive "punch" t mustn‘t be funny to just a :# must have about it a sort of sality. tion, properly administered by right person, one who kuew his b ness, would involve imore ~ mpl tions than you might think. 1+ )« TA T0COZ SEmrexeet YBes To X&IK T0 you, Buppose we sahould make up our minds to obtain mt least one dose of this medicine of mirth each dry: ; find an all«@round satisfactory preanee mon himself is responsible for the statement that "A merry heart doots good like a medicine." In these hnyr rled, busy, etrennuous days one is on titled to at least one good laug) every twentyâ€"four hours. The two principa! sources from which theso !mughs mus+ be drawn are from hbooks and from folks, and of course, aftter a) the printed page is merely the vehicle which another uses to talk to vyou be wC tance No lean h!mc individua! than Sojo THE SERIOUS 4RT or BEING FUNNY about us an atmos relaxation, case, aba and spontan sity. it for a ccllege railroad enginecr tter not attemp( tellâ€" at least until you can f these peculiarities, has been spoiled by funny to others there s an atmosphore of nd." he said with Neither is there in a pneumatilo gallant marshal, along life‘s highâ€" for the traneâ€" 11 be built in put fo w PEDR sha To pe who L in the count! ind f Royal Corporation King Str 58 King Str 1 clephone Montreat > a is the coupon dolnide 34 time what md ith table 4 wiehs +

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