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®€ «s 29 % BR t % Q\ J _ Pop‘s Fault 1e W rom Only Stared 1? Are we?" + your halfâ€"tearfulâ€" _ answers you: e are going to keep a she is!" bunch of you believe SApp a WV N while. Rather than with it, you would n a show you had ald wait an hour at avoid the faintest madiest chance of a 1 rub it with faintâ€" efore you drive it ig; you go over its exactly the proper i; you avoid laying its hood. You make ark closet for two ropped a crumb on N richt E. W at i throws of the ough they were sive; the whole nd immaculate. page and choke call the family npressed, as yvou an t mMo id when I asked dollars was ?" CAR IS YOUR MaASTER, -BUT.I.ATER IT‘S YOUR GOOD OLD SLAVE. fact: That ight to look, afterward. ‘ar‘s looking â€" You say: at school toâ€" a hb ar must be tart & action from is found in really were convenience ot invented or mankind today, and ans wer." Drou itro re with my ints for id W": m rk cor prove haking vhen it io was 8 An ister hi your tion r day. how tic AMmé wit the the h 19 It is your servant now. It goes where you want it to, when you want it to, regardless of weather; it hauls any sort of load needed to be hauled; ites furbishment is secondary to the family‘s happiness and convenience, and everybody loves the old boat. She | is a member of the familyâ€"not uppity or snippy or dressed up in the height of fashion and worrying you by telling you: "Look where you‘re going! Don‘t get me all smeared!" Instead she says: "Let‘s go!" with all the rakish abandon of a twoâ€"yearâ€" old; and the whole tribe looks upon her as a rollickâ€" ing playmate and good fellow, not as a touchy something to be handled ginâ€" gerly and fearsomely. _ The friends we revere and have to | be mighty careful Iste We offend them ‘may be and remain valued friends. ! Butt he old standbys are the ones we | don‘t hestitate to run in on when they ]laro in their working clothes and can talk to as we feel like without a feelâ€" ‘ ing that we are in danger of hurting ‘ them. _ Familiarity is traditionally _supposed to breed contempt; but it , doesn‘t unless there is something inâ€" trinsleally contemptible there to assist in the breeding. No one creature ever | bred anything! back of one of the seats. That car has to be kept immaculate at any cost. You are happy as you can be in its possession, yet your sleep is disturbed by agonizing visions of somebody spilling something on the But a change comes. The strain is too great to keep up. One at a time things happen. You get caught in a rain storm and can‘t help it. You simp‘y have to splash through a pudâ€" dle, which retaliates by shooting your car with drops of soiled water. A chap at a gasoline station drops some the upholstery when he was eating a cookie; and Evangeline is paddled ferociously and with common consent when she puts her foot up against the oil on the fender when putting in a quart. A drayman gots too close in the congested traffic and rubs against the body near the rear. The lustre grows less and less, the dust stays on a little longer each time, the chamois is lost, the metal polishâ€"where did I put that stuf the last time 1 used it? â€"is not to be found; ever since that bottle of milk was upset on the rearâ€" compartment carpet, it doesn‘t seem to matter much what else gets on it; that suitcase of Aunt Nellie‘s put a permanent kibosh on the back of the front seat so far as its oldâ€"time gleam is concerned, andâ€"you begin to enjoy the car. t} Mother diod in infancy. Father wont to bed feeling well, andl the next morning woke up dead. ‘ Grandfather died suddenly at the ; ago of 103. Up to this time he badoi fa‘r.to reach a ripe old age. fa‘r.to reach a ripe old age. Applicant did not know anything about maternal posterity, except that they died at an advanced age. Applicant did not know cause of mother‘s death, but stated that she fuily recovered from her last illness, Applicant had never been fataily Applicant #wick. O3 Mother‘s last iliness was caused from chromic rheumatism but she was cured before death. Yes, every car passes through the painfully new stage where we work for it and belong to it and are its proudly unpaid serf=; and then it proâ€" gresses on to the more soulâ€"comforting stage where it belongs to us and is our willing sideâ€"partner and ally. Great is the car in both stages! Grand{father died from _ gunshot wound caused by an arrow shot by an Indian. The the ct "Fr1 T hood or some garage man tracking oil ind grease in on the floor rug. Father died suddenly; nothing sert on . . Netthe A Perfect Right. lady would insist on entering urch at a fashionable wedding. end of the bride or the bridsâ€" *"" asked the verger. ther," she said with pride. "I‘m ran blower‘s young lady." Insurance Laughs ) nH£g_ sAP UMMY WAS | A PERFECT WONDER t~"â€"~â€"FOR o AGot ! _: * en 4. cR q \@% The arms from the shoulder should swing in unison with the legs, the right arm moving with the left leg, and vice versa. has accepted, though much against his will, for be is very reticent about pubâ€" lic appearances. In his honor it is to be International and Science year, and the foremost scientists in the Dominion will be invited to meet him on opening day. He is at present in Great Britain. Discoverer of insulin A unique tribute is being paid to Dr. F. G. Banting, the youthful discoverer of the insulin cure for diabetes. He To run training, ful. Nev has beaen invited to open the Canradian National Exhibition at Toronto, and Care must be taken nct to run heavily, for you will bruse the feet and jar the whole body. Nothing causes fatigue more rapidly than this jarring. Do not kick up heels behind you, for this means wasted energy, and do not spread your feet widely apart. The best runners put their feet out in a perfectly straight Mne. neve PX run upon the toes, . For tances ome should run on the foot. Be vory careful not to Anything over seven feet is too long a stride, and 1 HALIFAX HARBOR MAY COME INTO iTS OWN British shippers are being urged to transfer from New York and make Halifax their port of call on this side of the Atlantic to avoid difculties with the United States Government over both prohibition and immigration regulations. Halifax has the finest ‘arbor on the Atlantic coast, and when its construction program is complets will have one of the finest ports in the world. A transfer of Atlantic shipping routes to Halifax would mean a tremendous boom to Canada. British postal authorities are being urged in the Parliament to transfer the mails to a Halifax route. The picture shows the hartor as it will appear when complete. ’ 3 I‘m tired of the voter who comes to my door and brags of his notor for three hours or more. I know that his wagon no triumph could win; it‘s nothing to brag on, it‘s fashioned of tin. It‘s creaking and hissing and groaning in pain, its cylinders miseâ€" Ingâ€"a seedy old wain. And yet like a fountain he gurgles his yarn of climbing a mountain and jumping a tarn, of whizzing through gravel and «wimming through mudâ€"his triumphs ; of travel would curdle your blood. In vain my endeavor to boost my own bus, for hours and forever he kicks up his fuss. I strive every minute to edge in a word, but when I begin it his thunders are heard. His voice is appaling, it stabs like a lance, and when he is bawling I baven‘t a chance. My car is a dandy and fain I‘d relate to anyone handy its victories great. My larynx is sagâ€" ging, my voice is too low; when people are bragging I haven‘t a show. So come dippy creatures to boast of their cars, and blow in my features the fumes of cigars. They know I can‘t beliow and roar like a gale, so I am tht fellow who lists to their tale. runne proj ut s How to Run. ghw, le Ofi rymel 'l ar.x.(-l bmmvwwear;mvd When a ship comes into collision ientists in the i)omlnlon | with an iceberg she can be destroyed to meet him on opening | in two ways. Thousands of tons of resent in Great Britain, | !¢2 ¢an fall down on her from the exâ€" ‘ | posed portion, or her keel can be shatâ€" moaye.«ommes | tered by the action of the submerged w to Run. | pant. erly â€" requires â€" regular| â€" Sometimes it happens that a vessel ome hints may be use.| is scooped right out of the water by an forward. You will; the sudden heaving of this submerged ck sprinter in any other Part. An almost incredible case was an erect one. | reported a few years ago of thme Porâ€" up to a mile should be | tia. which, when sailing for Newfoundâ€" toes. _ For longer dis.|land, struck a berg, with the resuit ould run on the ball of| that she was lifted high and dry | twelve feet above the surface of the 1 not to overâ€"stride, | 8€4. yen feet four inches ( There are people still living who can le, and will speedily | recall the gruesome story reported in |]841 of an especially large iceberg a taken nct to run | ©0@1 off the coast of St. John‘s Island, i1 bruse the feet and , Newfoundland. In the centre of the dy. Nothing cauges | berg, embedded between two hills of dly than this jarring. | ice, were two ships, with no living beâ€" heels behind you. for, In& in them and their masts gone,. IN RABBITBORO $A WEARINESS the ship that through some mishap comes into collision with one! Constder this remarkable fact alone. A berg is sometimes so delicately balâ€" anced that the touch of a man‘s hand would uwpset it. This delicate polse is caused by the constant rays of the sun on the exposed portion (only oneâ€" eighth of the wholo), and by tha corâ€" rosive action of the salt water on the submerged portion. Thus it has often happened that Newfeundland fishermen, while enâ€" gaged in cutting fragments from bergs to pack round their fish, have been killed by the huge hummock upon which they were standing rolling right over. No one who hes seen an icoberg can ever forget the beanty of the sightâ€"a glistening mountain of the sea with breakers roaring into its caves and streams of water pouring from its pinâ€" nacles in the warmer air. But this by the pass a passing s tions have dangerous the ship t comes into Mrs. YÂ¥â€""My goodness, no! _ She never has a word to sayâ€"just sits there and sews all the time." Mrs. Xâ€""Is Mrs. de Muir an active member of your sewing circle? Wonder of Nature That Sailors Dread. sight is more appreciated «oengers than by the crew of hip. Luckily moedern inven» made icebergs much lese than formarly, but woe to tat through some mishap Not Active. YEL +1 CUKLSS HL pmegyazers MUVST BE â€" Camping out in the woods or at a lake for a while during the summer or | fall is something that everybody enâ€"| joys. Of course, when you are campâ€"| ing you wuant to be comforiable so that , you can fully enjoy your time in the {open and vita¥‘ze jaked energles; con! ‘tequem‘.ly you must prepare ,vonrself! ‘a good bed, bocause on this depends ; li much of your comfort. Sleep we‘l, and | ‘your camp‘ng time will greatly build | : you up. ] ! In your tert you should have a serâ€"; _viceable bed and warm bedding. Very | ‘Mk'ely you do not care to sleep on the | | ground.. Many people because of inâ€" | seots and other crawling things and ; | also because of dampness in the soil, especially during rainy periods, bave ‘an avers‘on for sleeping in beds that‘ jm's- not elevaied. Sleeping on damp :grcund for more than a night or so is | not healthful. The three beds desâ€" | eribed in this article can easily be | made wherever timber grows, and they | will keep you off the ground. | Bed No. 1 rests on four corner posts, each one having a crotch. The crotchâ€" es hold the polos running the length of the bed and across thesa poles more flexible slats are laid at short intervals to hold the material that is used for mattresses. Willow wands are excelâ€" lent for this purpose. The slats should be fastoned with a nail at each end, or they can be tied to the poles with rope. Nails, hammer, saw and ax should alâ€" way>s be included in the camping outfit, as they will bo found almost indispensâ€" able. The corner posts need not be more than fifteen inches high, but they gshould be set deep enough in the ground to make them stand steady. The holes for the posts can be made with an iron bar or a sharpened pole. Where the soil is hard it may be necesâ€" sary to put water into the hole while working the bar up and down. After the pests are set pack ground and He‘s Still Under the Bed Hubbyâ€"â€""Thiere‘s only one thing I like around this house!" Wife (bristling) â€"â€" "Indeed! _ And what‘s that2" Old Ladyâ€""Certainly you may, my lad. How long have you been waiting here for somehbody to take you across?" GBoth Wrong. The oldeset inhabitant was enterâ€" taining his grandson with stories of the sovere winters he had experienced as a young man. i "I remember one very bad winter," said the old man, "when it was so cold that the river lore was frozen pearly solid, and the thermometer stood at fifteen degrees below Cairo, and â€"â€"* "Relow what?" asked the boy. "Boelow Cairo. That‘s a very hot place in Egypt, and when it freezes there it‘s mighty cold, «o they say that the temperature is so many de grees below Cairo." "Oh, I didn‘t know that," said the boy. "I thought it was called Nero, after the man who Addled during the Boy Scout (small but polite)â€""May I accompany you across the street, madam ‘? Fire of London Hubbyâ€""The yard." 8x 14 | j} &4 _ A(d:?.ir-" Misunderstood Comfortable Beds for Camping small rocks about them and they will stand firmily, If the slats are smooth and epringy an old blanket fo‘ded once is all that is necessary for a mattress. This bed, as well as No. 3, can be made large emough to hold two persons. No. 2 is made like a crib and is a very comfortable bed for one person. Two crossed poles at each end lift the bed off the ground. These cross poles must be set firmly in the ground, and onme or two nails should be run through at the croesings. Another pole, restâ€" ing in the crotches of the end pieces, makes the bottom of the bed. A etick of wood is nailed over the supporting poles at the head to serve as a brace, and softer wands are nailed on lengthâ€" wise on both sides to keep the bed clothing in place. A canvas or a few old gunny sacks can be spread Inside the bed and some dry leaves or a quant‘ty of plne needles with the cones removed put in afterward to make a mattress. You will find this bed a soft and cozy one. With beds like these you need not carry along much expensive bedding on your camping trip. An old canvas, a few gronmy sacks and a couple of quilts or blankets are all you require for each bed. Pillows can be made by filing gunny sacks with Jeaves or pine needies. mattress. You will find this bed A| This conference is the first normal soft and cozy one. !one since 1911, as postwar problems No. 3 is perhaps the simplest bed to | pccupied most of the attention of dele make. It is something like No. 1, but | gates at the last gathering. Much will Is eupported by sawed off logs instead | dopend upon the course of events this of posts set in the ground. Nail to the summer. If real progress is made toâ€" log blocks quite heavy poles for the | ward feâ€"e«tablishment of economic orâ€" sides and more pliant slats crosswise dor and AngloFrench relations, the to support the befding. A !og can be imperial Premiers will have a different placed at the head for & piliow rest. program to consider from the one This bed is easy to construct, as it 1e | which now presents itself, quires no posts to be set in the ground.| 4An expert with a broad outlook deâ€" The supporting blocks need not be seribes the problems as follows: very large to €levate the bed sufficlentâ€" | _ Pirst restoraton of Europe to «table ly to keep it away from dampness. conditions in which world trade wiil Gunny sacke partly filled with leaves move freely; second, the relation of or pine needles make a good mattress. the British Empire with Russia, which With beds like these you need not offors a great market but is now a law carry along much expensive bedding | unto itself; third, the relation of the on your camping trip. An old canvas, United States to the British Empire a few gunmy sacks and a couple of and more particularly to the whole of quilts or blankets are all you require | Europe, Sheâ€"â€""You distinctly sald that I could flirt all I wantel to if I‘d come to the shore with you." Heâ€"*"I meant you me all you wanted to k' V C “““ ~£2â€" /n C e 'l The Natural Resources Intelâ€" ligence Service of the Depart ment of the Interior, Ottawa says:â€" It is interesting to note in connection with the development of Canada‘s natural resources that Canadian tobacco is lookâ€" ed upon very favorably by the British importers ard manvâ€" facturers on account of its supâ€" erior flavor, and in this respoct is superior to tobacco imported from other British colonics, such as South Africa and Rhodesia, while at the same time it compares favorably with that imported from the United States. So great is the demand for Canadian tobacco that over one million pounds, grown in Essex county, Onâ€" eario, was shipped to Great Briâ€" tain during 1922 to be used in the manufacture of cigarettes, pipe tobacco and twists. In anticipation of increased reâ€" quirements of this commodity in Great Britain it is reported that a British tobacco firm has purchased land at Kingston, Ontario, and proposes to erect a modern factory there for the processing and curing of Canâ€" adian leaf tobacco. The Canâ€" adian Tobacco: Growers‘ Coâ€" operative Company has entered into a contract to supply the new British firm with 2,000,000 pounds of dark leaf tobaceo. TRaha nd=l{ . Natural Resources Bulletin ONTARIO ARCHIVES CC ild firt with TO SHAPE WORLD POLICY IN AUTUMN IMPERIAL â€"CONFERENCE TO BE HELD IN LONDON. Effort Will be Made to Harâ€" monize Divergent Interests of Various Parts of A couference of Dominon Premiers wilil be held here in October, when an effort will be made to agree spon & world policy, says a London despatch. In Downing Street, as well as in govâ€" ernment offlices in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and India, cxperts are preparing plans which will be considered at the meeting, which probably will last a month Dozen Other Questions. There are a dozen other questions, such as Palastine, Mesopotamia, India, Kenya, the League of Nations, Singaâ€" pore, air serviceâ€"but all are more or less dependent on the answers to the three problems mentioned. Not ali reâ€" presentatives of the dominions may hold the same views on these auesâ€" tion. Something will be done to givo the dominions & practical share in the shaping of a foreign policy, Premier Mughes of Australia bas said the voice of the dominions amounted to a "mere echo." Perhaps the plan of each do minton having a Cabinet Minister in London wil be accopted. The very fact that improvement in world condiâ€" ttons since the last conferonce has been extremely disappointing may reâ€" sult in a closer unton of the members of the commonwealth. Bill â€""Wait a moment till 1 stand on my headâ€"then it‘ll tura me upside up!" e the In Canada there is some fecling toward the United 8 gard to Europe. That is a South Africa and New Zeals when after The | from here justif not I not made the crisis; poorly informed as to they refused to pledge An effort will be ma prevont a recurrance o tion. Something will the dominions & pract! shaping of a {foreign : dissolution cause the Leagu fective â€" through United States, ( This group is w« question In Cai If We Took Things Literally Friendâ€""Hey, Bill, got some news that‘s going to turn you ups‘de down!* In monized? Wi rica agree to Britain in th "Indivisible unity." forming the British closely united at the w OT to b mon wea l pendence? The answer to these question profoundly important to the wor well as to the English governmen Wasiington the conference of B delegates made their decision : ark n# is group is working hard, and with me success, to make the Brtish comâ€" onwealth of nations the basis of m rid commonwealth. It is prepared invite the dominions to take a rger responsibility in the conduct of foreign policy, but whether that inâ€" 1 n he aj ‘ a crisd replies satisf that t fled in See Basis of World Union a rule, British imperiali h w? it 50 fied, the de i their at is an a h cove tin t? t} poale had he r rence C.0#OIy at but dom _ APL ecel to the ntor: p 1 uiion Wi mp 56 t ed be ~ol fil reâ€" ions may hose quesâ€" nal reason e held this ft recog! were They were facts, nd f t NA t¢ n iduct of that inâ€" another «t ha m n §¥ d as warnd year come ndeâ€" ized At tish ully had ven and 18 ak. re» of ar x‘ q n ‘ L# m s y6